The TB wars have begun

Yes

fucking 6 rolls, that's three for each ass cheek.

Fake and gay. Get out of here Jew.

Unironically yes any man who uses 6 rolls in 2 days needs to be stopped

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Imagine being sat on the shitter with severe diarrhoea and your retard redneck brother kicks the bathroom door in and shoots you in the chest with a .22-caliber rifle

Kek

Doesn’t matter that shit was whiping after every shit surge instead of just sitting on the toilet like a man and waiting for it to be over

Makes me feel even comfier having this
My brother would only have to kill me if I use too much water which will be much more difficult to do

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>6 rolls in a weekend
That's a lot of cooming

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>TB
>TOILEB BABER ;DDDDDDDDD

Excuse me? This is AMERICA, if you were a real patriot you’d use toilet paper to clean your pants of shart every hour or so!

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>33
Its (((them))) signaling to each other. Its so fucking tiresome bros.

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Maybe you fucking dixies have a toilet problem but here in the fridged north you better not use more then 3 squares per toilet run or you are fucking wasteful and a commie

Oy vey my fellow sheckelstienberg, don't forget to mention the 6 gorrillion rolls of tp

Day of the SHART

Source of this fake news?

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

You know at first I thought how absolutely retarded this tp business was but then I began to think about post apocalyptic games and how people would kill each other over bottle caps and the like. I guess in our reality toilet paper is going to be the new dollar bill.

Why would he confess if he could have said nothing and no one would ever know he did it?

Weren't you doing this with milk earlier?

1 per day god faggots need to ration

>st Louis
NEXT

Of course it's St.Louis. Hasn't even peaked yet, but it will

Anyone who goea to school with or lvies around blacks know they don't understand how to use toilet paper.
Have you ever seen an unflushed toilet filled to the brim with toilet paper? Niggers are the reason

apnews.com/3aedcce3c40a39934e0f7581ef4cc532

Not fake, but not relevant to this year.

Of course it is, fucking Jews man

Based canadian brozzer.

Guess the ethnicity

>6 rolls in one weekend
This sounds like a possible legitimate case for jury nullification. That guy had it coming, 6 rolls is extremely excessive

headlines like this lead me to believe humanity deserves to die off

Probably saw his retard brother stocking TP and wanted to get a rise so he destroyed them.

This happened over 30 years ago you fucking morons

>when gotham is in ashes, then you have my permission to coom

>1 roll in a day
Are you drinking Coors?

Maybe he dropped them in the bathtub by accident
That's the only explanation I can think of

KEKEKEEKEKEKE

6 rolls... he got whats coming

Why do you care about the goyim. Let them murder each other, they're worthless filth, their whores will produce new ones.

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Why and how do you know this.

Who uses one roll a day ? 100% bullshit numbers

Poop Fiction

i love this pasta

Eat a lot of mexican food and masturbate a lot?

I love these headlines where the methed out idiot tells the cops something stupid to justify killing his brother. Then, later on we learn it's over money, dugs, or women.

St Louis fag here. It's probably Jefferson county. Lots of methed up retards down there.

>Jew
>lies
Who would have seen that coming? Link or it didn't happen.

You guys are seriously off your game.

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I had Norovirus about ten years ago and was shitting every 45 minutes for like two days straight. I still used less than a roll and a half. Way less.

lmao

the efficiency of capitalism

Throw them into trees on Halloween?

>Why yes, I use one entire roll per wipe, how did you know?

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This is like the one roll per day meme but worse

brainlets that listen to the media scares.