Brit/pol/: Pandemic UK Edition

>Europe is now the EPICENTRE of coronavirus
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8108333/Coronavirus-fears-spread-Europe.html

>Man barricaded ex-girlfriend's home with wheelie bins before setting them on fire as she slept
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/man-barricaded-ex-girlfriends-home-17919003

>David Cameron ‘targeted’ by crazed arsonist who burned down his neighbour’s house with a Molotov cocktail
thesun.co.uk/news/11153940/david-cameron-targeted-arsonist-burned-neighbours-house/

>"Don't leave our kids sitting in a bedsit in Camden living off a can of baked beans"
standard.co.uk/go/london/restaurants/richard-corrigan-coronavirus-speech-restaurants-a4386666.html

>Group of youths set Glen Parva dog poo bin on fire and claim 'it's funny' and 'it gets you high'
leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/group-youths-set-glen-parva-3306817

>Bowdle Binfire takes three days to extinguish
aberdeennews.com/news/local/bowdle-grain-bin-fire-takes-three-days-to-extinguish/article_44ed4992-63a7-11ea-bc40-ff5603d5c3c6.html

>Youths believed to have started Binfire involving large wheelie bin in York
yorkpress.co.uk/news/18293682.youths-believed-started-fire-involving-large-wheelie-bin-york/

>Fire crews from Bangor and Caernarfon tackle Binfire
northwaleschronicle.co.uk/news/18291467.fire-crews-bangor-caernarfon-tackle-fire-public-toilet-needle-bin/

>Premier League and EFL suspended for three weeks after coronavirus crisis
thesun.co.uk/sport/11164678/premier-league-coronavirus-suspension/

>Wheelie bin torched in Edlington resulting in Binfire
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-torched-in-edlington_35380.htm

>UK may be included in US travel ban
theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/13/coronavirus-live-updates-uk-us-australia-italy-europe-school-shutdown-share-markets-sport-events-cancelled-latest-update-news

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Coronavirus: Ten more die after positive diagnosis

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>Europe is now the EPICENTRE of coronavirus
No it's not. The virus is from China. Stop perpetuating Chinese propaganda.

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Manhands willy.

i hate u all

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nonce

looks like boris is a spastic jobsworth

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>implying the chinks aren't lying about their numbers

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the CFR isn't looking good. compare the numbers from here, the US and italy and it's starting to look like this virus has a kill rate of at least 60%.

TEN MORE DEAD IN UK

ONE WEEK FROM NOW IT WILL BE HUNDREDS

WE'RE FUCKED, THIS IS THE END

>the US
literally all from an old folks home in Seattle

Scotland up to 121 cases

gov.scot/coronavirus-covid-19/

Hello everyone, I've connected the dots today, forgive the cringebook screenshots but

basically the government has decided to make retirement never and save R NHS by just fucking cutting the human lifespan forever.

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If you don't stop whining I'll make it hundreds and one.

youtube.com/watch?v=eQmlRIXvuHY

Lads... this isn't good.. There's literally nothing left in UK supermarkets..

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boris johnson has the blood of millions on his hands and he should be forced to pay for what he has done.

>tories killing their only voters for ARE ENAYTCH ESS
doubt it

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youtube.com/watch?v=BiKx8lOEktQ

No. In Italy the average age of the dead is 81. And even most people over 80 survive the disease. This virus is a nothingburger.

Now the Americans think 1% of their population has it, and nobody even noticed. The truth is, few corona virus infected are even going into hospitals.

But Coronoavirus is not an Influenza based virus, it's a completely different family of virus. People just like saying things that make them feel smart without having a fucking clue what they're chatting.

good, the feelings mutual, why hang around fuck off to where maybe your low quality off topic shitposting won't be reported to mods

But they also get to make us wage slaves until death and not give us a pension ever.

As of 9am on 14 March 2020, 37,746 people have been tested in the UK, of which 36,606 were confirmed negative and 1,140 were confirmed as positive. 21 patients who tested positive for COVID-19 have died.

>the US and italy and it's starting to look like this virus has a kill rate of at least 60%.
Doesn't this have to do more with the fact that the people who are being tested and screened for the virus are all old people or people who have preexisting conditions, rather than the death rate being high? South Korea's death rate is like 0.6% because their testing is more comprehensive

They won't even get in next election if all the old people die

HIV 2 - AIRBORNE EDITION

STAYS IN SYSTEM PERMANENTLY

LIFELONG TREATMENT AND VACCINES REQUIRED

PERFECT CONTROL MECHANISM FOR NWO

THEY HAVE WON

Regardless, it doesn't change the fact it rapidly mutates, we aren't getting a real vaccine for a while and by then it will be the new normal and the economic system will become reliant on it so it won't change.

They can't stop it anyway you retard, they're just going to cash their chips in and do whatever serves the ZOG best.

>Taiwan (81 miles from china) banned travel from China, korea, Japan, italy. clean public transport 4 times per day. everyone encouraged to wear surgical masks. temperature checks and sanitiser before entry to any building:

50 cases. 1 death, life goes on as normal

>shitish isles (9000 miles from china) open borders for chinese students, anyone who wants to enter. public discouraged from taking action. no public health measures taken:

1000+ cases, deaths in double figures, businesses shutting down populace in panic and chaos.

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>1,140 were confirmed as positive
exceeded the curve by 100

how many have recovered? *ducks from the mong posting the same pasta constantly*

>it doesn't change the fact it rapidly mutates
But it does bring to attention the fact that whoever is writing all this shit on here hasn't got the foggiest what they're on about. Fucking 95 IQ retards.

>They can't stop it anyway you retard
So then what's the difference between them killing off all the old people and just going on as normal?

you forgot pic

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We are at the same point now that Italy started locking down. Let that sink in.

THEY'RE THE SAME THING.

They won a long time ago, mate. The only hope is that corona virus isn't their plan.

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Why are you so angry at Britain? I can't remember Brits doing anything to you.

>bulk of links haven't changed in a week

Fucking hell

>HIV 2 - AIRBORNE EDITION

>STAYS IN SYSTEM PERMANENTLY

>LIFELONG TREATMENT AND VACCINES REQUIRED

>PERFECT CONTROL MECHANISM FOR NWO

>THEY HAVE WON

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It's early, the CFR will drop with time

is this unironcially the big one of are lifetimes

What the fuck is a wheelie bin?

So then it's not a conspiracy by the tories to kill off people who are a drain on the NHS, spastic.

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What does it sound like to you? You can probably guess what it is from the name

This. Taiwan is closer to China, the same DNA, so many relatives here and there, ban started after many infected already visited Taiwan because of the late detection, but still managed to control it. UK is ruled by incompetent bunch of clown actors who can theatrically shout in parlament, but don't know what they are doing anyway.

People are too concerned with catching the sniffles. Fucking poofs lad.

oh yeah? by what mechanism?

>More money for pensions for the rest of us
>10 more houses on the market
>combined 100 years treatment burden by the NHS removed

Sorry what's the issue?

Charlene Downes Documentary censored by Vice themselves no less

Thread
Ps used to live in Blackpool
youtu.be/ZZAVs7LIk-I

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A bin on wheels you spastic. The clue is in the name.

Please, utter BS

its where the jibbly doo-dahs are kept when its not chumble day

sounds like baby talk desu

I know, it's annoying. I'm gonna have to make a few

The borders are open and have been for 70 years. By 2030 50% of the youth will be invaders as will 30% of the electorate and 162 seats in parliament.

>There is no herd immunity because there is no herd.

>They won't test without confirming a case contact and they won't confirm a case without testing.

>Wash hands, stay indoors for 7 days. That's it.

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you can assume that the rest of the infected will follow the same "recovered"/dead ratios as we're seeing right now.

If it's baby talk and you couldn't understand it what does that say about you, retard?

>>There is no herd immunity because there is no herd
That's a good point

Don't tell me, we need more immigrants to make the economy work after this.

Your leaders do not care about you.
They do not care about the thousands of years of sacrifice your ancestors made.
They and the (((financial elite))) in London are celebrating that something will remove white people for them.
They are vipers and thieves. End them.

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>End them.
No lol, I've got football to watch.

>PERFECT CONTROL MECHANISM FOR NWO
Nah creates a perfect scenario for the NWO to be betrayed by trusted cronies. Cronies betray NWO, give cure away, cronies become heroes and rewarded. NWO btfo eternally as cronies flip. Anyone even remotely connected to elites gets strung up. Tightens controls on power, open books and 24/7 surveillance and wiretapping for anyone in power and higher taxes to prevent accumulation of influence, and mob justice to back all that up Y

user you dense fucktard

The conspiracy is that herd immunity is a fucking meme to keep us docile

It's not just the old people alive now, it's us, in the future, when we grow old. That doesn't happen anymore, we will just get sick and die before we can retire.

This is the end of retirement, wagecucking forever is the new normal. You dense shit, the conspiracy is that they know and won't tell us until it's too late and the ZOG has already won.

Pic related; the jewwhen he sees your post

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>By 2030 50% of the youth will be invaders
>>They won't test without confirming a case contact and they won't confirm a case without testing.

Make up your mind about what problem you are talking about

criminally based

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Yes

Don't forget it will fucking kill us before we get the chance to retire and build any sort of real wealth.

exactly.

>muh nhs

what a complete clownshow

Taiwan has the money for that, we don't. We've given all ours to pakis, lesbians and trannies, and jews

I care more about you than your leaders do.

The DHSC social media intern is off for the weekend? Their twitter is not updated, their website is:

Today's numbers:
new cases: 342 (new high)
new tests done: 4,975 (capacity increase)
total infections: 1,140

increases over previous 3 days: 134, 83, 54

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>aaaaaaaaaa corona's going to stay around forever and kill all the old people so that NOBODY grows old and it's a government conspiracy to kill all old people forever until the end of time but the way the government acts is absolutely normal and not out of the ordinary
absolute horrific schizo-tier post, spend less time on /x/

This. Let's team up against zog brit bro.

souce: gov.uk/guidance/coronavirus-covid-19-information-for-the-public#number-of-cases

>I care more about you than your leaders do.

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>huddling for warmth after being e-bullied
lmfao

>cookie
>dookie
>soda pop
etc etc

ITS OVER.

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Christ, two tripfags in one thread. Why?

I work in a primary school. Why have they bothered shutting down some events but leaving the nations petri dishes open?

thanks, mate

It's fucking by design

because

MUH HERD IMMUNITY

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Indeed wish tripfags would fuck off as no one loves them

it's all the paki shops buying it

Taiwan is fucking poverty level compared to the UK. its not even comparable.

Taiwan has zero buggati veyrons and private helicopters. no nuclear subs and our banking system can hardly be said to dominate anywhere except taiwan itself. yet the UK with its crown jewels and noel edmonds tier richfags cannot muster up a few bottles of sanitiser or fumigate the tube carriages. makes you think maybe the people in charge in the uk know they will never be held accountable.

top kek.

because it's brit/pol/

How new are you holy shit?

well, obviously. the elites stopped fearing us centuries ago.

ahem

*tink tink tink*

AHEM...

FUCK BRITPOL AND IT'S POPULATION
YOUR THEATER SUCKS, THE MIKADO ONLY HAD ONE GOOD ACT AT BEST, AND WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR CULTURE IS NOW DECIDED BY THE WHIMS OF NIGGERS AND MUSSIES

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kek

It's the same issue.

Within 2 election cycles there will be enough ghouls to vote in their own coethics and keep the border open forever as everyone begins to swarm the corpse of the British state. There will never be "herd immunity" because there is no herd and immigration (invasion) will accelerate until the state collapses, not slow down.

Exposure to tripfags ensures anonymong herd immunity

sorry, forgot, will put it up now

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fucking americans. your entire 'culture' is one big act of nigger love and jew empowerment. basketball, nfl, hollywood, your music industry. you worship blacks just as your jewish leaders tell you to.

1140 today, madness kek

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Has it reached Hastings yet?

Keked at that image

THE ELITES DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS BUT THE TOILET ROLL DOWN THE PUB IS FREE. YOU CAN JUST TAKE IT HOME.
I HAVE 472 ROLLS

Yes, direct.