/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2051

Why is this allowed /cvg/???? Absolutely disgusting

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test goes up the pooper

Mexico closing borders with America when?

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Ooh, my little deadly one, my deadly one, symptoms don’t show up for some time, CARONA!
Ooh, you make my motor run, I know you wan-na kill me even though I’m in my prime, CARONA!
Never gonna stop, give it up, when I feel the chills,
I always get it up, for the touch, of something that kills,
my, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
M-m-m-my CARONA...
Come a little closer huh, a-will ya, huh? But don’t get any in my mouth or eyes, CARONA!
Keeping it a mystery, until week three, and so the CDC thinks that we’ll die, CARONA!
Never gonna stop, give it up, when I feel the chills,
I always get it up, for the touch, of something that kills, my, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!

M-m-m-my CARONA
M-m-m-my CARONA

When you gonna give to me, that sweet fatigue, body aches and loss of appetite, CORONA!
Is it v-v-vommiting, or d-diharrea, maybe I should eat some bats in CHI-NARONA!

Never gonna stop, give it up, when I feel the chills,
I always get it up, for the touch, of something that kills,

my, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
M-m-m-my CARONA

M-m-m-my CARONA
M-m-m-my CARONA

M-m-m-my CARONA...

The time for prepping is over. Too high of a risk of infection from stores.

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO SHIT

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Spain is done.

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And then everybody clapped.

>They tested Trump for it in November
This was a bioweapon attack.

All I will say is, I know people who have family in government. Warnings were issued to prepare for something in November.

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Do your normalfag relatives still believe this is a nuffin boigah or are they finally waking up? Mine are still in full retard JUST A FLU WASH YOUR BINOR mode.

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NUKE CHINA NOW

Lmao holy fuck 1 out of 4. No cities on lockdown. More tests done in Sk in one day than the U.S ever has. Wuhan was locked down after 1k cases with military checkpoints and patrols. We're so fucked.

STICKIES ARE ROLLING 1000 REPLIES NEWFRIEND

GIVE ME ALL YOUR TIPY

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>twitter.com/europapress/status/1238806714713018368
good

youtu.be/L_-W2_X5yS8
>fire bike

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>ISIS more responsible than the German government

>he thought to himself in the shower, hours later "heh, that would've been a good one..."

why? what hapooned?

That baristas name? Albert Einstein.

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Update from mil guy.
No one is allowed to leave their state for any reason. No PCS of orders, no leave, nothing. You need permission from higher than your CO for some extreme reason.

That's a good one. Have a (you)

To be an American is to be an honorary third worlder. Thank goodness we can at least have guns.

I'm down to my 2 last rolls...

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THIS IS WHAT I FUCKING COOM TO CORONA-DEMONESS FOR !!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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UNIVERSAL VIRUS VACCINE INCOMING THANKS TO BILL
How can one man be so based?

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It would honestly be smarter to do it sooner than later considering we’ll have to do it one day anyway.

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Stay safe fellow Texas anons.
>7AM on a Saturday

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youtube.com/watch?v=Etlyvt9n_QE

New boomer doc video.

So basically quarantining doesn't work long term
I suppose they might be right. I mean why would it? And we have no evidence to suggest it does. Wuhan still ain't moving and thriving

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Helsinki region (HUS) is only testing 70+ years old now. Big brain move

Does anybody know how the world has managed to produce hundreds of thousands (millions maybe) of test kits for a new pathogen that just became a thing 3 months ago?

Is there like, a test kit that can test for any form/mutation of coronavirus, or were there hundreds of thousands of Covid-19 test kits stockpiled somewhere before the breakout?

Seems like it would take at least a few months to develop and mass produce these test kits..

>mfw the swedish government is handling this poorly

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full apocalypse when first president dies

back of the throat swab

isnt that the gay youtuber? as in he literally admits he likes eating cock.
i hate myself for even knowing this.

Huh. Didn't know that.

HERD IMMUNITY NOW
HERD IMMUNITY YESTERDAY
HERD IMMUNITY FOREVER
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

twitter.com/DellAnnaLuca/status/1238824502814896128

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>half the us population has diabetes because too fat.
>half the population dies.
makes sense.

1000+ a day basically where Italy was a few days ago

my throat feels a bit itchy, how fucked am I?

Habbenin

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r/thathappened

you're still in the "it's just a flu" stage.

Cause he’s the distilled stereotype of a boomer corona nothingburger faggot

KILL ALL BOOMERS CORONA-CHAN

it doesn't because people give up, go out, go shopping etc

Cancelling schools sounds great - good fucking luck keeping kids isolated for an indefinite period of time

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Was only thinking last night that this whole things is crazy. Think about it, were ALL in the same situation. Normally it's terrorist attack in this country, election here, fire there, x is going to war with z but this IS AFFECTING ALL OF US. It's fucking madness and surreal.

Anyway, I just wanted to add I hope you all take care. We disagree, agree, argue, take the piss but this event, I feel, has brought us all together somewhat. Take care I love you all and wish you all the best and your families x

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You post this in every thread, almost like you’re promoting some bullshit.

Everyone is handling this poorly. Except maybe worst Korea.

>virus that we dont know fuck all about
>LETS ALL CATCH IT MAYBE WE'LL GROW IMMUNE!!
has the UK collectively lost half their braincells? what the fuck lads?

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To those that lurk/troll/shitpost on plebbit.fag, have you noticed that they almost instantly remove anything regarding the Wuhan Institute of Virology?
Also, pic related.

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I pray to God that Coronachan would take my parents! They deserve to join God in heaven, and leave me with inheritance! Amen!

I feel like the world would be a better place if we just ignored this shit. We're all young who cares if some boomers die. I want them to die. They're just leaking our wealth to the third world anyway.

Call me edgy but look at all the panic this has called. We should be celebrating 5 or so percent of tjoser assholes dying and letting the world move on.

I'm drunk so don't take what I say to seriously but yeah let it spread. Set the world right

This is Norway
She broke past 1000 confirmed cases today
Say something nice to her!

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itll be the chinese sniffles

never happened. and if it did, tweeter definitely didn't say shit, just fantasized about what they could have said and then posted that to twitter

You forgot about the other half thats obese

>nigger riddled nation
>2nd amendment
>obese
>healthcare costs both of your kidneys
It's going to be a shitshow. It's like someone asked God how to make the BANG country go out with the biggest BANG possible, and he came up with Corona-chan.

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If I had to guess, I think a shit load of our politicians have the virus right now and they're asymptomatic.

>herd immunity
They genuinely can't be this stupid, can they?

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You just know people on this planet will genuinely believe that.

Shit, post more

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Would love to see a whitehouse petition for this

USA military branches all over world. Number of coronavirus cases -0
Hmmm. BS me thinks.

Primero el Ortega-Smith paseando con su madre como pedro por su casa y ahora éste. Como dice mi viejo, debería volver Franco aunque solo fuera de Alferez.

Herd immunity will not ever happen because reinfection has been confirmed.

Wait, isnt this one of those low T buzzfeed try fags?

Maximum kill strategy. I like it. Time to remove all boomers.

Is this a normal Saturday in New York?
youtube.com/watch?v=DLl9Afx068U

eBay will yank that listing soon. They banned the sale of anything related to covid because they don't want sellers gouging buyers, like the guy in your pic is doing.

When you run out of TP, just start taking a shower after you shit. Pretty simple way to clean your asshole.

Based vandals, considering the poor state of the healthcare system this could lead to the government collapsing.

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>tfw even as a poor fag I could prep basic shit
>Everyone panicking
Feels great, haven't felt this smug in a while.

I wish I were faroese right now

>A chink acting tough and not like a complete beta 24/7

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She looks kinda like saggy ballsack