ALMOST HEAVEN

Howdy. Neighbor.

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the homeless are probably immune lmao

Were the homeless right this whole time??

Mississippi actually has 6 now.

Can confirm, they ate all the toilet paper, there's not a single roll in any store I went to.

That's the only thing I didn't buy. Fug.

Tfw Rhode Island

Have a about 2 months of food.
AR-15 with only 50rds
Mossberg 500 with 20 shells
1911 with 50rds
.22 rifle with 500rds

Only two big packs of toilet paper

I'm in Massachusetts, but I live in the woods. I've already shooed four people off of my property with my mini ruger, asking to buy toilet paper from me. I wish I was fucking kidding. There used to be no traffic out here except for myself and two other people, and now others are coming this way from the city. I might actually shoot someone if they get close to my door. Fuck getting sick.

we have very little international travel and social distance is common, theres nothing to go do so people stay home

shenandoah river

Give us the story user lmao
Did any of them tell you why they traveled out in the wood to buy toilet paper? LOL

LOL OH SHIT, LOOK OUT, WV

I can't even take your banter seriously because you love in fucking lithuania. Louisiana has a higher gdp than your entire country. It's hot as balls and there are tons of nigs but at least I don't live in one of the most unsuccessful countries to ever exist

Same here but I got some more rounds. I spent all last night deep cleaning my kitchen ad bathroom, everything got bleached. Today I hit the rest of the house.

You're full of fucking shit. I live in Massachusetts and fucking nothing is even happening here. Why the fuck would anyone beg you for toilet paper? I went to the store and bought some yesterday. There was plenty there. The only thing stores are short on are hand sanitizer, and not enough where people would approach random fucking houses in the woods to get some you lying retard.

Well I was sitting eating breakfast before heading out on the property to get some work done on my greenhouse and I saw a car pull up at the bottom of the hill. I live on a hill, and I have about 30 acres all around the house so they had to walk a few minutes to get up here. It was this douchey looking city guy and his girlfriend, and before they got halfway up, I went to the door, pulled out my rifle from the coat closet, and told them to stay right where they were. I asked them who they were and what they wanted, and they were from Boston LOOKING TO BUY TP FROM HOUSES. Apparently stores out there are bone dry, but fuck that I'm not exchanging money with potentially sick people. Guy was pretty freaked when he saw my weapon and didn't think twice. They ran back to the car and drove off.

They went in the direction of my neighbor, say Anon2, and when I finished my work on the greenhouse, I stopped by his place to see if he had the same experience. He damn well did, and there are literally only three houses within this 5 mile stretch of dirt road. Same story with the others, except the last guy wanted to buy my stuff and sell it at markup in Cambridge.

Nigger, you tell me. I just live here. I'm not looking for people to visit me, that's why I live out a ways.

>latvia's flag
>lithuania

mutt education at work i see

What's the point of a 1911 other than aesthetics? My S&W MP 2 holds 16 9's.

Also, buy more 5.56. You should have at least 10 30 round mags ready to rock at all times.

But wait, didn't two thousand Italians die... oh, right.

>Nigger, you tell me. I just live here.
I'm sure. What town in Massachusetts is so destitute that you're getting random travelers begging to buy toilet paper from you when they could just drive 20 minutes and get it at a store?

BUt itALIAns AReNT WhITe user!

WV = Wuhan Virus
WV = West Virginia

Aesthetics are important. It was never meant to be a SHTF gun but I'll take it over nothing. Plus a prefer single action pistols. I plan on getting more .223 and 5.56 but I'm a low on cash for this week. Also need to buy a better optic for the AR. Just have iron sights and a shitty airsoft tier reflex sight

I live out by the Quabbin. The closest place that I go to is Market Basket in Athol, but that's about a 35 minute drive for me. If you've ever been to Athol or Ware, you'd know those places are really scuffed up.

>I live out by the Quabbin.
Interesting, because so do I. I live in Amherst which is a stone's throw away from there and I can drive anywhere in the immediate vicinity and stock up on anything I want. The shelves aren't even close to empty, again, other than hand sanitizer. You're full of shit, user. Unfortunately you picked a part of Massachusetts that I live in, so I KNOW you're just blowing smoke out your ass.

Sig Sauer Romeo 5 is a very good budget red dot. Cost around $149.00

Thanks

Imagine living in Massachusetts. It’s like you enjoy sharing a state with big city assholes

>tfw live in bellaire
Send help bros.

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North NH is comfy, you fucked up

You know this is one of the biggest psyops ? Dont be a sheep and think.

Whenever I drive thru WV I always marvel over the fact that they got the highway going thru there. It must have been tough to go thru and around those mountains. God bless those men. Always like to put the radio on Scan when going thru Big Walker Tunnel; never gets old. Such a beautiful part of the country.

>those infected niggas in the middle of lake michigan

>Now this is a story
>all about how my life got twisted upside down
>I’d like to take a minute just sit right down
>tell you how I spread corona to a town called Bel Air
>market streets of Wuhan born and raised
>in the bat soup where I spent most of my days
>chillin our maxin’ relaxin all cool
>and seeing all the chinks walk outside the school
>then a couple of guys who were up to good
>started sneezing hard in the neighborhood
>I got one little fever and my mom got scared
>she said I got you a plane flight booked to Bel Air
>I begged and pleaded with her day after day
>But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
>She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
>I flew out of Wuhan and said, 'I might as well spread it'

I like how the coastal cities have the biggest outbreak. It was so predictable.

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>the cities are slowly getting eaten alive
there really is a god listening to our prayers

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>a case in every state but one
Y'all already have the corumba cough. I have it, you have it, you have it- y'all just not realizing it because it's not a big deal

its not a psy op, but if it was, consequences of toilet paper wars are real

>nothing in DE

where my delaware chads at?

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I guarantee that you don't even step foot in Athol or Ware. I don't know too much about Amherst, but I do know that any faggy limp-wrister living there wouldn't go out of their way to step foot in mill towns. And how fucking presumptuous of you. People show up on my property, and they told why they were here. I'm not the one here desperate for fucking toilet paper. Ask these idiots why they're asking for it if it's in supply. Crazy people do crazy things, and the one thing I do know about Amherst is that there are a lot of crazies there.

It's official friends, meth kills coronavirus.

Boo to whoever made this chart. Why would you use larger circles to indicate more cases at a single point, on a GEOGRAPHIC map?
That's retarded. Makes it look like the virus is spread around a wider area than it is.

It should be mapped like pic related. Cases by county, darker color for more infested counties per capita.

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Better make sure you got plenty of toilet paper. Grocery stores around here (Tucson,AZ) struggled for the past week to keep toilet paper on the shelves and they are now sold out of almost all paper goods. Saw a place sold out of rice. The panic is here, it's coming to you soon.

NO ESCAPE

I believe you.

Had a man yesterday try to trade me toilet paper for bleach. I guess he had toilet paper to spare but couldn’t find bleach in any stores.

I did not accept. Fuck the unprepared. Unless you’re family, I am not sharing.

So incest is a good defense against Corona?

Who gives an actual fuck what either of those countries are, dacia

Michigan has a case on beaver island???
I doubt that.

TAKE ME HOME

>Be low beta chink Covid19 virus
>Enter white aryan chad hobo
>Completely disintegrated by hosts of other deadly neighbourhood diseases for trying to intrude on their turf

>I guarantee that you don't even step foot in Athol or Ware
Athol, no. Ware, yes. I drive through there constantly because I have a friend that lives in North Brookfield. The path goes right through the center of Ware with those retarded zigzagging lanes that you have to keep switching to go straight as well as that stop sign where you can't see jack shit of the oncoming traffic. You'll know what I'm talking about if you've been there.

That's not counting my trips to eastern mass to Boston or the Cape/Hyannis. I don't buy your dumbfuck story because there's zero reason for anyone to approach random houses in the woods for TP in middle or western mass. Stores have plenty of it. EVERYWHERE. If I can casually walk into a local store and buy that shit, there is no shortage. Nowhere near enough of a shortage for people to be approaching fucking strangers over just calling and asking stores if they have any left.

How does it feel to have parents who are also cousins? Can you feel the inbreeding inside of you?

If I wanted TP to price gouge Cambridge fags I wouldn't drive to rural Ware or wherever the fuck you're pretending to be from and go door to door asking to buy up the extra supply of rural weirdos. Sounds like a bullshit story, bud.

big if true