AUS/POL/ - SHITPOSTING EDITION

Fuck off tarrantposters, we're full

>Hospital infrastructure may not be able to deal with the massive influx of infections
macrobusiness.com.au/2020/03/australian-hospitals-poorly-equipped-to-cope-with-covid-19/

>Kentucky Fried Corona: A KFC in Brisbane was forced to close due to a worker testing positive for CoV19
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-closes-kfc-restaurant-in-brisbane-qld-news/09821966-1616-45bf-9aee-f6d9f0b522fe

>Information and data cannot be claimed for ownership
9news.com.au/national/you-can-t-possess-information-nsw-judge/1de7e4f4-b343-4082-92b8-2695f2e24c8b

>Casual workers missing out on wages due to Cov19
sm h.com.au/politics/federal/many-casuals-to-lose-hundreds-from-coronavirus-isolation-measures-20200314-p54a2h.html

>People still in hysteria over supplies running out
7news.com.au/lifestyle/shopping/50-metre-lines-at-woolworths-as-coronavirus-shopping-panic-escalates-c-744821

>Shoppers catch onto this one simple trick to bypass buying limits
7news.com.au/lifestyle/shopping/shoppers-slammed-for-sneaky-un-australian-tactic-to-get-around-supermarket-food-limits-c-744954

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health.gov.au/about-us/who-we-are/leadership
10daily.com.au/news/a200313jtcpk/quarantined-couples-groceries-stolen-from-their-doorstep-20200313
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GOOD MORNING CUNTS

anime

It's officially the one year anniversary now!
bitchute.com/video/mpIzxnNAuw8u/

Praise him

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PRAISE HIM

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What fail tier timezone are you skinny skimpy poofs in?

are there any aus/pol girls here in new south wales that will be my aus/pol gf

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there are no girls here let alone any ones that wouldn't call you out for the glaring error in your post

You live in Brisbane or something?
Praise be!

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Who's that?

>>Information and data cannot be claimed for ownership
>But Supreme Court Justice Robert Beech-Jones on Friday dismissed the lawyer's entire case, saying information cannot be considered property or something someone can possess.
Holy fucking shit this sets a terrible precedent!

Chief kebab removalist of 2019.

Were full too, unless Ausibros want in.

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Oh you mean this scare weird little boy:
youtube.com/watch?v=bQSoEJyEU-M

oh whoops i meant aus/pol/

Fpbp

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Thanks fren

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Stuck on the Jewish side of the US, have a guess.

Fuck oath, cunt. Feels bad for you southern pansies with your gaylight savings

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2020 brings a new winner m8.
He's been out scored by a virus.
It even took the fight to their homelands.

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>the gf

Only part of the US I want to visit is the Pacific North West. Washington State seems nice.

>the daily ride

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>Washington State
The entire West coast is made up of commies and antifa, just look at Portland

Good point. She's done more to halt mass migration (and remind normies of the Chink menace) than anyone else. Lend her your energy anons!

Shitposting protip.
Nazis are triggered by bagels.

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Pathetic: Australia has run out of coronavirus test kits:
heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/health/australia-is-running-out-of-supplies-to-test-for-the-coronavirus/news-story/148d5b7d304291b2ea8d67eb80617b03

Plebs with mild code symptoms will not be tested.
“We don’t want people with an ordinary mild cold in Australia to go and get tested. We need to preserve the testing for those who need it,” Professor Murphy said.

Don't care for the intricacies of burger politics so wouldn't have a clue to be honest. Just seems like nice country.

Might be, but it would be the equivalent of living in Melbourne. You don't live in Melbourne, do you user?

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So true.

>Checked
But they dont know who needs it until they test them, that's the whole point of testing. You might just have mild symptoms, this thing seems to range from "basically a cold" to "agonising death". This level of stupid makes my brain hurt.

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Which ones yours?

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Heaven's no. What's your pick then?

Happy 1st anniversary lads. Praise Brenton.

Any of these will suffice

States with the highest percentages of non-Hispanic Whites, as of 2007:[54]

Vermont 95.4%
Maine 94.8%
West Virginia 93.7%
New Hampshire 93.4%
Iowa 90.9%
North Dakota 90.2%
Montana 88.3%
Kentucky 88.1%
Wyoming 87.7%
South Dakota 86.5%

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>But they dont know who needs it until they test them, that's the whole point of testing. You might just have mild symptoms, this thing seems to range from "basically a cold" to "agonising death". This level of stupid makes my brain hurt.
Exactly. But you're applying logic to our government, so...
BTW if you look at our chief "medical" officer, he is a career politician, not a proper doctor:
health.gov.au/about-us/who-we-are/leadership

He is the Chief Death Officer.

Did you watch Twin Peaks?

Chink selling poo paper

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G'day g'day and how ya garn?

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>Chink selling poo paper
And why would I want hot tp when I can get Holden brand tp

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BT needed guns to empty a mosque.
Corona just booked a holiday and emptied mecca.
All praise the kebab removing power of coronachan.

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Be interesting to see what the change is now 13 years down the line.

Never have, probably never will. Assuming it's set there?

Haha stupid chinks are gonna be stuck with tonnes of tp

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They're not gonna be that dark, you poof. And again, they'll exist so there's that.

Lets all pretend we’re from facebook next thread

Oh that scotty from marketing! hah! I said it

Is this bait? Do you really have hapa kids that you're actually proud of? Like as in, you came to Yas Forums and you are bragging, about having hapa kids. Am I understanding this correctly? Please, inform me.

Aussies being Aussie:
10daily.com.au/news/a200313jtcpk/quarantined-couples-groceries-stolen-from-their-doorstep-20200313

Quarantined Couple's Groceries Stolen From Their Doorstep

I've been cross posting my tp meme all week boomers loved it.
/o/ got butthurt
I forget if aiso/pol/ gave a shit

>Salisbury East
Say no more.

Neighhbouuurss, everybody needs hood neighhbouuurss

Niggers!
Niggers
Niggers?

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Free frst shipping

Meet the family m8.

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Fuck you racist cunts we praise kek and no one else

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Eshaaaaaaaayyyyyz
>5108

buy some just to get the address m8.

I could enjoy living out bush in yankland but I dunno you're country seems kind of schizophrenic

Hahaha now thats a good facebook meme

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Is this cunt for real or what? Got me stumped.

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So much bait lately it's hard to tell.

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Based boomermemes

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