/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2050

>implying there will be a herd left to have an immunity

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I feel bad for normies who fell for the toilet paper meme.

They got infected for nothing

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Holy shit these threads are moving fast

My fellow Madokachads, what are you expecting from today's Magia Record episode?

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GET THE BUG BIGOT THINK ABOUT YOUR GRANNY

YOU COULD HAVE LISTENED. YOU COULD HAVE THANKED THE MODERATORS

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I bet the worst that is going to be in the US is toilet paper and hand sanitizer shortages.

>IN

HOW MUCH ASCORBIC ACID SHOULD I TAKE A DAY

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who will be at the /npc rally/

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LA PEDOFILA suffering of course

The yellow vests are going nuts.

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How does Italians get food now?

>Going to the store with everyone else in panic mode
Yeah, bad idea.

Is markaplarker aware he became a meme?

TP prevents illness, user.

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Hey bros I just woke up, any news?

hungry lads
time for a midnight luncheon

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REMINDER TO THINK ABOUT THE JANNIES

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Lmao, I cant wait until retards like you die from UK's " heard immunity, " plan.

KeK.
Saved.

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Wait, it's out? I loved Madoka back in 2011, I thought shaft put it off after ditching Magica Concept.

See

twitter.com/jake_bittle/status/1238585779166863360

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Same here, so seconded.

They have to queue.

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If you’re otherwise healthy, try 1-3g/day. Spread it out or it’ll give you an upset stomach and you’ll go through your hoarded TP too fast.

the Frenchfags have always had impeccable timing with these things
it's amazing

youtu.be/A4wdbibV3IM
Theme

wait I think this is the tranny thread

twitter.com/b05crypto/status/1238821916175106048

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This isn't canceled? Wtf!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>p-please no gathering with many people guys

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I HOPE ALL GERMAN DIES

THEY KNEW SINCE JANUARY VIRUS WAS THERE BUT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING AND WE GOT IN ITALY

EUROPE DOES NOT EXIST. ONLY CHINA IS HELPING ITALY. FUKING NAZI, THE ALWAYS TRY TO CONQUER THE WORLD

I HOPE ALL THEY DIE

It's been out for quite a while now. Today we're getting the 11th episode.

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Have you missed the part where reinfections are supposedly deadlier? Permanent lung damage? Recovered patients testing postitive again weeks later?

It's a fucking manufactured lab virus, using HIV proteins. LITERAL airborne AIDS.

There's no herd immunity, bucko. You get it you're perma fucked.

me and the lads getting ready to raid some preppers

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I’m bringing you this from a major hospital in the US. WE ARE FUCKED. The situation is officially out of hand. Nurses in critical condition. Staff linked to other positive cases in the hospital. Nobody knows the protocols. Testing not done over the weekend. If you want to test over the weekend that sample takes 48 hours. Multiple staff have been ordered to quarantine and have been sent home due to possible exposures. Patients not being tested or tested to late by the time they have exposed others. Patients on high ventilator settings who have not been tested yet. No larp, please distance yourselves so you do not end up in the hospital.

Just woke up. What's happening in America?

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>That mist
shit that's spoopy af desu senpai

is there a source for this?

Neat, I'll watch today

POO SUPPLIES AAAAAHHHH

>Syria: 0 cases

GOLAN HEIGHTS TOMORROW ASSADBROS!

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Paris will be burning in a month or sooner, they really want this to happen and it fucking will when the bodies start dropping everywhere.

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>Give us your medicine, remember the 6 gorzillion goys!

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Which state?

China is helping you die pastabro, they gave you the chink plague

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WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU :(

> S O O N

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we're all fucked

Panicmonger! Show proof! What are you, the hospital janitor?

>Herd immunity
Based 200iq strategy
Meds seething

We still have electricity, we can still get food, relatively few have died, and we can still shitpost on Yas Forums. I hate to burst your larp fantasy world, but it's not happening. I'm sorry reality is so boring.

Why fight it? It's not so bad.

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Team closed borders and lockdown vs team open borders and herd immunity

Which team is your country on?

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All of Spain in lockdown

wat

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I hope you guys ordered something from Amazon already, because I think that delivery times are about to take a shit.
I work on the east coast and easily 40-50% of the people at my FC didn't show up last night.
I think I'm going to take the week off desu.

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Only state not confirmed for having it is WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAAA MOUNTAIN MOMMAAAAAAA

these new alfa romeo designs get wackier every year

9gag.com/gag/aZ7X52V

think again. you guys have hardly any tests. so no way of mapping the spreads which means it's out of control.

They're probably letting them in one by one?

>asking for street shitter supplies

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the guy who passed it to Italy was a German

IF this is true, there would be an army of dead men walking in two months' time
all governments would topple

the confirmed tranny threadsplitters are the belgian and the phillipino

>this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event
>this will be the next stage
>it's actually happening

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>more threads than death per day

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Oh great. Fuck. I'm sorry.

Based, nice job poos don't export anything you'll need it soon.

>Herd immunity
that's basically admitting if you die, you die is the real strategy here. holy fuck, I thought Poland is gonna go with it.

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>Germany doing nothing
>Spain going at the beach
>UK wants the virus
>France does protests
Why do you guys want it so bad?

Stupid happening. Stop being so interesting I have work to do.

Expecting more Alina and her corona-like doppel

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>It doesn't kill white people
vimeo.com/397610578

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What is he saying?

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HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO
CHINA'S BACK BABY AND STRONGER THAN EVER
/cvg/ ANALLY DEVASTATED

twitter.com/AlfredoPaloyo/status/1238664712629280769

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Oooo I love sucking day cocks yum

Hehe know one will even see this, too many comments slurrrp

Alright, I want to confess that I hope all you spacecowboys make it, god speed bros.

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Hope you die dumbfuck

youtube.com/watch?v=fV09URCmwAk

I wish those faggots would do their parade now, they would die faster because besides HIV they now also have the coronavirus.

Linus Pauling used 10g/day. Try taking 1g every 90 minutes or so. If you can tolerate more try upping the amount per day. If you find you have developed loose stools lower the amount and you have found your ideal dose.
If you get sick start to increase the dose and get some liposomal for when that happens as its absorbed better by the body

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If you're healthy anything over 300 mg and you will piss it away.
Overdose only when sick, otherwise you're just wasting it. Remember, supply chains are going to get fucked.

Cable guy here, how fucked am I?

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our governments are incompetent criminals who care only about economy

>t.minimum wage walmart employee that doesnt want to go back to work
Keep dreaming you fucking loser. Life will continue on business as usual. It sucks to suck.

Because our governments seem to genuinely hate us. At some point that is the only explanation.

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Faggot

how did Spain even fuck up so badly? you'd think they'd learn from others' mistakes?

This. The virus is ignored here. I know that Trump talked about the drive through testing and shit but it's going to be weeks before that happens. By that time millions may be infected.

Normies in Spain are retards
>Lockdown
Perfect!!! Time to go on holidays
>Social Distance??
Everybody to the Bars
>Close the Bars??
To the Park to get tanned
Please, nuke this shithole ASAP

I think they got gary, guys.

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Yeah they have a limit on how many people can be in the store at once.

New Dutch numbers?

second, more deadly wave, when?
> although probably millions died already, they just gave false numbers

Sure thing chang

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EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN BURGERLAND

twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1238822835050688513

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Yes, yes they would. Humanity had a good ride. It's time to face the reaper.

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either 5000mg/day
~or~
1/2 tsp. baking soda in 16oz. cold water 2x a day.
once when you wake up, once 2 hrs. after your last meal of the day.
>inb4 LAST MEAL

>youtube.com/watch?v=7k20VFZeLKY
Watch whole thing, but Baking Soda ref. is 4:38

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Lmao chinks are running their empty machinery to rack up electricity usage which is then used to ''prove'' factories are working. this was posted in previous threads with video proof

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They have even worse hygiene than Italians.
It was to be expected.

Netherlands at 959 "confirmed" now, but i'm sure we're well over 1k already.

Please kill my country

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>t."""disability""" collecting Drumpftard

HERD IMMUNITY LOICENSES
GET YOUR HERD IMMUNITY LOICENSES HERE

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