/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2049

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Death toll is close to 4000!!!
Am I going to make it?

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ALL ZERO PERCENTERS REPORT IN

>DENMARK REPORTING IN

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I can't believe that people here are so civil, I expected the worst
>ul. Sojowa

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Silence Chang.

Reminder Taiwan, South Korea, Japan, and Singapore all have it under control. This is a literal nothingburger.

Ok what is so bad about Dasani?
We don't have that stuff here , buy isnt it just water in a bottle ?

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yeah but everyone is on their phone all day. consuming all this bullshit. that is why everything thinks this is bigger than what it is. half a million people die every single year from the flu and nobody gives a fuck about the flu.

No don't. Watching him slowly inch towards suicide is the only joy I have left in life.

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>Thread #2049

You look lonely

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500 ICU units in all of Portugal and 28% of the population of Portugal is 65 years or older. Pray for us ;_;

Yes we've got to pump those numbers up

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>post yfw you realized Trump was tested for it back in November
Surely someone else here must have figured this out by now.

They've known since November.

I have a friend who was warned by his family in the government that something was about to happen and to prepare. That was back around Thanksgiving.

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Reminder that chinks and other bug people in western countries still act at the behest of their home country. Never trust a chink, never trust a yellow.

Outbreak in Polan... normal day in Finlan.

Pay your debts you gyro fuckhead

wew

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Wow she must be one of the only 11 people
What are the chances of that!

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>7 new cases in a supermarket 20 mins away
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
they have tons of shit in there that makes their water taste salty, hence why nobody wants it

imunelets btfo

This, this so much.

EDIT: Oh wow! Thank you so much for the gold, Kind Stranger!

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>he thinks not testing and lying means there's no cases

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Last I knew there was a huge stink about how a chemical in it is proven to make you thirsty. Pretty much ruined Dasani's rep because they were trying to get you to buy more of their shit.

I'm seeing a whole lotta numbers being thrown around, but not a lot of math being done with them. here's a nifty equation any and all of you can do yourselves. it's just this easy:

windy.com
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youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8
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good and wholesome entertainment for the whole family

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The chinese will help us just like they are helping the Italians

Its just tap water from where the local plant is. They dont treat it or anything so it tastes like shit

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looks like the thread is in need of some disinfecting

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TOILET PAPER WATEER EGGS ALL GONE IN GERMANY STORES

THIS IS IT

THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR

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>Never trust a chink, never trust a yellow.
This!
When will the riots start to weed out the yellow threat?

Contributing my effort to Corona chan art. If she ends up killing me at least something I made will live on. Ganbatte Corona Chan!!

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Yeah this is gonna top that

This bill mitchell faggot, hope he live tweets his stay in ICU good memes buy the dip!

Can't confirm them if you don't test them, and then you can say zero confirmed cases and technically be telling the truth. It's really the best possible outcome.

>KSA BTFO

We told you, leave Yemen alone.

Ever notice how reddit thread titles are longer than JAV titles?

it tastes like they added a tiny amouny of sugar. which they probably did. because its owned by pepsi. and anything under 0.5g rounds to 0 on the label

based

so it was the heckin burgerinos who created the virus?

>36.1ºC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I HAVE IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

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>less than 1 million infected

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> TUMBLING DOWN

> TUMBLING DOWN

> TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOWN

ILL LEAVE IT WHEN IM DEAD

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the distance in the line is unnervingly short, you don't lose your place in the line if you just take five steps back

Very true. All the countries with low cases are doing this.

Remember this?

youtube.com/watch?v=VG3WkiL0d_U

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Cropped version - h-hope you all like it desu

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Owned by Coke, what kind of Americlap are you?

Sardines

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Use a fucking fullstop when you’re writing decimals in English.

IRAN +1,365 CASES
>IRAN +1,365 CASES
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Niggers in the US are already attacking slant eyes in public, verbal harassment and distrust from the rest of the population. As soon as people really start to drop its going to get very bad for all types of chink diaspora. I’m looking forward to it. SINK.

oh shit nigger
drown your body with baking soda

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November sounds about right
wsj.com/articles/bridgewater-bets-big-on-market-drop-11574418601

I just noticed Madagascar is clean.

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Welcome to Weimar 2.0: Now filled with niggers

I'm about to head out to Costco to stock up on a month of supplies, lads.

Wish me luck.

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cooming right now lad

naudzubillahi min dzalik

When do the auslanders start to chimp?

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If this was a German virus it would be more effective.

First COVID-19 pregnant woman case confirm
Baby is not expected to live
Holy fuck

haaretz.com/us-news/but-sir-its-an-american-ship-never-mind-hit-her-1.5492908

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fullstop is for separating thousands. REEEEEEEE

>less than 1000 infected
>less than 10000 infected
>less than 50000 infected
>less than 100k infected
>now less than 1mil infected
When will you finally wake up normie

>Heckin burgerinos.
Can a zoomer please explain to me why the language of Yas Forums has degenerated to such an indecipherable vocabulary?

There's also all these Wojacks and pepes with positively schizophrenic artwork depicting truly nightmarish glimpses into broken and twisted psyches.

Why do you young fucks find it so endearing?

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When the common american (Goblinus vulgaris) is put in stressful situations, such as receiving a 500000 dollar bill for a single 0.1% saline solution injection or nothingburger airborne AIDS pandemic he instinctively sharts as a way to keep predators at bay and obtain extra propulsion to escape danger.
Toilet paper has been observed to be commonly used in such situations as a means to wipe the shart accumulated in the pants as to keep the anal route open to perform quick consecutive shart propulsions.
Toilet paper is also believed to be tucked as an anal plug to contain naturally occurring shart emissions and increase pressure for stronger explosive shart propulsions.
Use of toilet-paper-enhanced shart propulsion in tandem with scooter-dependent locomotion has been suggested to give advantages in reaching cheap fat-rich products faster than lighter weight human competitors, increasing overall fitness. Sharting capability is thus a factor under heavy pressure of natural selection and a good candidate for studies on G. vulgaris speciation.
More research in transcriptomics of G. vulgaris is needed to understand patterns of differential gene expression leading to the markedly increased tendency towards toilet paper hoarding when compared to human beings. Understanding said patterns may help establish the point of divergence between modern humans and G. vulgaris, which has puzzled evolutionary biologists for decades.

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The virus doesn't have to be a creation even if it's from a lab. Similar strains are used regularly in SARS vaccine research,

leccenews24.it/cronaca/coronavirus-nuova-fuga-dalla-lombardia.htm/amp
>terroni still fleeing from Lombardy to the south
South Italy is finished. Done for. Finito. End of the line.

NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
>NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
>NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
>NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
>NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
>NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
>NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
>NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
>NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
>NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
>NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
>NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL
>NON SINGLE SPANIARD CAN'T LEAVE THEIR HOME, EXCEPT WORK AND TO THE HOSPITAL

>elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/14/5e6cb1fefdddff13918b463f.html

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>less than 7 billion infected

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anyone else felt incredibly hungry these last few days?
I feel like my body knows weird shit is ahead so it needs to prepare

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Sweden is up to 2

Does anyone know where I can find the table of symptoms shown with percentage of each symptom? I remember seeing it a little while ago

He was right. You should have purchased a Volvo.
youtube.com/watch?v=gUlfWmdCW-k

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youtube.com/watch?v=wD79NZroV88

What is your honest opinion on this new coronavirus?

...

the plague still exists there so who knows. i think the only planes that go there are from south africa and paris.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21st_century_Madagascar_plague_outbreaks

It’s bottled from lead filled tap water

you answered yourself with the second paragraph

>siege of West Virginia
good speed user

>except work
Lol I thought Spanish were supposed to be lazy?

>El Gobierno...

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Patience brother, soon

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whatever happened to this based and chinapilled man?

I'm flying to granada in a couple days, how will this affect me?

>Writing numbers in a language

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actually opposite. less hungry and I sleep less

>EXCEPT WORK

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Coke does Ciel here , shits good as fuck.
How are they failing so no hard in the states ?

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where's the next ones of this?

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Come on wagie, the shekels the shekels

Are you guys stocking up on milk? I would spend the money on that milk, even if it’s price is inflated. The average person goes through one gallon of milk per day. If you have a family of four that’s 120 gallons of milk per month, 1,440 gallons of milk per year. Milk is essential and you’re going to need to spend the money

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We're not dealing with jews anymore Hans. Live in the now.

why have the communist countries been doing a better job fighting the virus than the US?

hows the kitty litter?

You incels DO realize it's nothing serious, right?
You can't possibly believe this is any worse than all the other flus...

it's a meme you dip

ok boomer

If nigs and asians race war first it would be glorious.

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Spain is fucked. France will be next.

Confirmed cases in my region. It's been nice shitposting with you fags.

llanelliherald.com/44746/first-two-cases-of-coronavirus-in-carmarthenshire-confirmed/

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Wal-Mart already has a line out the door at 6am. This is Duarte California.

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Long life milk of course

Her ass gets bigger

Omae wa mou shindeiru.

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>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
.... said absolutely no one.

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he actually died
a real good fucking human among them and we have a lot to thank him for

Sauce on that?

proofs

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3 hours til Metro Manila quarantine, how you coping kababayan?

150k and She's gonna panic

Italians sing from balconies to raise spirits
youtube.com/watch?v=Q734VN0N7hw

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SPAIN IN LOCKDOWN
>SPAIN IN LOCKDOWN
SPAIN IN LOCKDOWN
>SPAIN IN LOCKDOWN
SPAIN IN LOCKDOWN
>SPAIN IN LOCKDOWN
SPAIN IN LOCKDOWN
>SPAIN IN LOCKDOWN

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238817203920809985

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Communism > Capitalism

You have been lied.

Seriously, it looks sloppy and unprofessional.

I T ' S O V E R

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Commas for decorative spacers and periods for actual decimal points is much more sensible as a metaphor borrowed from language punctuation. The reverse way is retarded and you know it.

>Her ass gets bigger
I'll figure out something for 200k - posting 150k soon.

>111 cases
>Lockdown soon

news.abs-cbn.com/news/03/14/20/doh-13-more-covid-19-cases-confirmed-nationwide-total-up-to-111

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>The average person goes through one gallon of milk per day
I had no idea

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Hello CIA.
We are not going to explain our dialect to you. Fuck off.

When more than 1 percent of Americans, not just the world is infected nigger

What about shopping for food?

God speed

Ooooooohhhhhhh oooohhhh fuck me I don't feel so hot guys

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US is an incompetent shithole lead by reality TV star.

>They've known since November.
US bioweapons lab got shut down in August after CDC confirmed they weren't doing secure handling of materials
nytimes.com/2019/08/05/health/germs-fort-detrick-biohazard.html

shortly afterwards you had spikes in the US of flu and pneumonia deaths

Cow titty is not essential you fucking idiot. Plus it spoils fast.

Pretty sure I've got it.

the panic is here. People are scared.

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i'm evacuated myself from my beloved homecity Manila to a random shithole barangay in Sta. Rosa, Laguna with my dad.
mum and other sibs got left behind.

someone should do some before and after videos for wuhan traffic and activity

Here’s the thing, niggers are stupid enough to physically assault a potential infected person (aka all types of chinks they run across). For everyone else, the white man especially, it will take deaths but once we lose people we love it will be all out revenge.

the difference between executing the infected and letting them travel across the world because "muh freedoms"

>no milk
>no gf with milkers

Not gonna make it bros

I dont think so

the US is hilariously incompetent

oh shut up commie.

Freedom isn't free, son.

how can people afford at your prices?

milk is far from essential. don't listen to all the propaganda user

shit

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>Virgin

Chads breastfeed

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> Stocking fresh veggies/fruits
Confirmed for not making it.
Stupid normalfags

Ive been here longer than you've been alive, you'll speak when spoken to, faggot.

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This, the american is right

Spotted the bluecheck journalist CCP shill. Fuck off.

I live in a big city and not a single confirmed case has been reported despite it growing in my state. I know it must be here.

The lack of test kits are going to fuck our shit up. Kind've afraid to go outside already tbph

Maybe not person but a family of four easily can.

The Yemenis will never be defeated, wahabi dog!

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twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1238817443574767618

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Good job

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use a thermometer next time, not your BF dick. Oh wait
are you the Spaniard complaining you our flag?
>whatismyip.com/
Post please first two IPv4 groups (is safe)

>not a single picture from China
Ffs wikipedia

Saved

youtube.com/watch?v=L_-W2_X5yS8

MEANWHILE IN PARIS

>laguna
>bisayaland
good luck brother only shit thing abt all this is the 8pm-5am curfew but im kinda nervous because of all this shit maybe for the better i guess

Waiting for the day when it's over 9000

t. rippletits

>You feel it when you die
>It's like drowning
>But slower
I am not sure I want the happening anymore

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I'm a facist, Izquierdo

BREAKING
Polish paramedics having a bit of fun during coronavirus lockdown
>twitter.com/i/status/1238816779574657024

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Because they are not scared of snowflakes that cry racism, sexism, or any of the other fucking ism's.... UK police arrested a man for posting on facebook that all muslims should die....

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>Spain under full lockdown
OH SHIT

>1 roll a day
wat, nigger i go through maybe a roll a week and i take care of an 86 year old man. i can see a household with maybe 3 or more bitches doing that, but certainly not a single person.

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Brehs, why can't you buy breast milk at the store?
We are so cucked we have to buy the milk of another species.

France is done

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So the climate really doesn't matter after all, cold or hot? Why aren't more people addressing this?

Fuck off chink shill. We all know the virus came from Wuhan you faggot. Quit shitting up the board with your jew york times articles, nobody is going through that fucking paywall.

>moving files accurately predicts stock market trends

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They aren't led by a government consisting of a personality cult warring with a party in a purity spiral trying to out gay each other

is it possible to get the other symptoms before the coof?

too little too latte
true, now that amurica is getting hit it's the only natural progression

should have happened days ago

>you're laughing people are panicking and you're laughing

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wow chinese are helping everyone

will they help usa too????

thats becuase the flu wasnt made by souless chinks and didnt accidently escape from the lab

the debt jew,government gibs, and the fact the most poor people in canada are non whites.
yep, they will be back in a few days trying to return the rotten veggies/fruits.

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Gun stores are a madhouse, little to no ammo left.

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I find powdered tastes better. Plus its even cheaper than regular milk. I have like 20 kg, enough for 140 litres.

I even think I had it. And I'm almost well again. My lungs hurt really bad and I had a fever. Now I can breath again without them hurting like they used to. It's just that I kinda can't take in the same volume of air as I used to yet. And they still hurt a tiny bit.

at least i got myself out two weeks ago.
> pero wala pa sa kin yung backpay ako aaaaaaa

Make a dual macro with this on the left and the central committee of the CC of China on the right.

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yuropoors are retarded

do you feel the urge to travel?

Dank as fuck boi

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Germany also said that they are trying to achieve herd immunity. No idea what China is doing.

they're literally spreading it why

God I love my country.

Instead it is Chinese, so it will cripple through sheer numbers.

No, but yes the problem is your Digi company.

my zoomer sister is loosing her brains on how "WTF THIS REMINDS ME OF MARTIAL LAW!"

you fucking faggot, it's too late now. why didn't you listen user?

Watch for when the first infant/child death is reported in the US.
You're going to see the defcon go up right then and their.

I bet when corona starts flying over your houses it doesn't have a chance, good job you are saved

Too many poles in my area. Toilet cleaner niggers.

rumor has it that there are cases in motown, but they're being hush hush about it.

I don’t know man, if it was Chinese it would have broken in a day

Reminds me of Fear The Walking Dead.

Was shopping in Home Bargins (UK shop) and overheard a shelf-stacker telling a customer that she just got back from Italy a few days before the lock-down and now she's in work. No call to 111 (UK version of 911), no checks at airport, still at work handling FOOD stuffs... Now there are two confirmed cases.

Also, no checks at major airports.

Lots of toilet paper though, media is overreacting about shortages in UK.

anakbayan is a fucking disease god bless duterte

I mean yeah, its like an unlimited supply of un-refrigerated milk.

desu I like small tits more than BIG MILKERS so I dont know how I will secure my supply lmao.

powdered skim tastes better than powdered full cream. got a kg of that and some weetbix in reserve.

Please don't, China.

it'll come to that if we hit maxxed out all our hospital beds

You should been done with shopping for supplies atleast a month ago.
i already bought all of your rice and TP, and if you want any you'll have to do things for me..... dirty things.

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Since it has been seen that Coronavirus kills more elderly ppl (which makes total sense) than relatively young ppl, it makes all the sense in world for Italians to have this level of fatality rate. Look the agr demographic of Italy, the number of elder ppl matches if not surpasses the number of abled workforce ppl (which is another problem Italians have to face).

Bitch Japan is just lying. It’s completely uncontained here and will pop very soon.

>Ive been here longer than you've been alive
t. the_donald refugee

Stay strong portugese user

That and Bayan Muna should discontinue themselves.

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>less than 1 billion infected
>thinking it's happening

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Sauce?

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China, Cuba, Italy, and Canada have all come up with cures for coronavirus. I thought only capitalist/free market countries had "innovations" in health care. Lol

>coughing in the background

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