Is that enough to survive corona times?

you know goes well with beans? toiletpaper.
hopefully you thought ahead.

I have tons of newspaper I dont read, finally will be using it for something.

Can I have sum beans if I help guard them?

sure

That's 1120 cans.

you'll suffocate in your own braps

Honestly you people laugh at bean hoarders, but you really dont have enough beans yourselves. The average person eats 1 can of beans per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 cans of beans a week. Over 100 a month. Beans will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

I'm counting 1200

Enjoy ass cancer

i counted 1200 nigga

uh huh

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Shit I'm retarded.

We know

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You again, ukraine bro?

Why didn't you get a diverse supply of food?

I-I have no Idea what youre talking about, A-user

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what is your pay rate? one can of beans a week?

I would hate to be stuck in an underground shelter with you

It would be extremely painful

give me the beans, sonny

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The only thing that will save you is prayer

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Honestly you people laugh at breast milk hoarders, but you really dont have enough breast milk yourselves. The average person drinks 1 quart of breast milk per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 quarts of breast milk a week. Over 100 a month. Breast milk will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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you should put it inside your walls so nobody knows about your secret beans. and in an emergency you can just punch the wall and have beans come out. tell no one about your wallbeans

>put it in the walls
>die from the virus
>new owners have to renovate the house
>all the walls are filled with canned beans

You gonna be fartin a lot

>protein and fiber
Get some multivitamins, too.

Nice stolen copypasta literally not even an hour old

in these time that's the least of your worries, if you're not a degenerate you'd be able to get back in shape after the dust settles

Where U at nigger square up

have you considered that eating 1000 cans of black beans may become boring after a while?

i'd probably kms after can 300

>The tell tale beans
some one stop the beaning of those infernal beans

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This shit was posted a week before you just saw it for the first time.

Yeah, you'll kill a few people.
And then their loved ones will band together, form gangs, and hunt you and your buddies down. You last thoughts will be fear and panic as your heart races at 250 bpm from being hunted.
According to serbia user who survived his city being sieged, it'll will happen a couple of weeks after you start.

How much time does it take to get a hillbilly bbq ready?

No wonder you need so much toilet paper

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Nice stockpile, bean boy. You’ll probably be ok.

I;m thinking about thos Beans

>be dying
>trying to tell your kids there's beans in the walls
>"Son...w-wallbeans, there's beans in the walls"

zero notice, hillbillies are ready to cook out anytime

There is no amount of food you can stock up to be truly prepared. If you are locked up for a handful of months, maybe. But if it goes on long enough, you will eventually run out and need to go get more. You'd be better off learning survival skills needed to live off the land rather than worry about just sticking up alone.

What a real and legitimate faggot.

but you need meat for the cook out!

i think you can expect some horrible mental breakdowns over having to eat beans for every meal when shit hits the fan

Based raider.

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>lives only for food

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Looters will be shot. Have fun.

i'm guessing you really like beans

I imagine all the ghetto blacks would taste white meat the moment they run out of supplies to steal and see a beta-cuck orbiter and his "gf" looking awfully tasty

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UMA

That's enough to count as radiation shielding. While you're at it, get some onions (and sets for planting), dark molasses, and as much bacon as you can fit in the freezer. Put the non-bean stuff in a pot and cook it down for a while before adding the poorly named "pork and beans". Don't even bother draining the bacon grease, but cut the bacon into smaller pieces before cooking. The moleasses will block a lot of the onion fumes.

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As long as you dont light a match.

t.beaner