/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2048

ALL NOTHINGBURGERS AND CHINK SHILLS BTFO IN ADVANCE
>ALL NOTHINGBURGERS AND CHINK SHILLS BTFO IN ADVANCE

ALL NOTHINGBURGERS AND CHINK SHILLS BTFO IN ADVANCE
>ALL NOTHINGBURGERS AND CHINK SHILLS BTFO IN ADVANCE

ALL NOTHINGBURGERS AND CHINK SHILLS BTFO IN ADVANCE
>ALL NOTHINGBURGERS AND CHINK SHILLS BTFO IN ADVANCE

ALL NOTHINGBURGERS AND CHINK SHILLS BTFO IN ADVANCE
>ALL NOTHINGBURGERS AND CHINK SHILLS BTFO IN ADVANCE

ALL NOTHINGBURGERS AND CHINK SHILLS BTFO IN ADVANCE
>ALL NOTHINGBURGERS AND CHINK SHILLS BTFO IN ADVANCE

ALL NOTHINGBURGERS AND CHINK SHILLS BTFO IN ADVANCE
>ALL NOTHINGBURGERS AND CHINK SHILLS BTFO IN ADVANCE

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>still less than 6k dead (most still in china)
>dow already on the rise again
Nice "happening"

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ITS OVER

twitter.com/M_Davieswrites/status/1238728814110355457?s=20

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you really think it come out from that biolab ?
or
its made to look it escape from that biolab ?
They discuss this BEFORE coronavirus even a thing, check the Event201 timeline until 1st case (which even China didnt take notice)
tldr: Its eugenic excercise.

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Holy shit. Chicagoland area nigger reporting in.
I just made a run to Walmart as they opened at 6am. (Last week they were 24 hours)
The entire fucking store was half empty at opening, with a crowd of ~100 waiting for them to unlock the doors. Amazingly people were civil and I didn't see any fights but there were several aisles just completely empty. No toilet paper of course, but also no other paper products, no rice, no noodles, no dry beans, only extremely over priced canned fish, no flour, no water, no candles and the pharmacy section was maybe 30% stocked with no alcohol in sight.
Jesus fuck man. I haven't been to the supermarkets in about a week and shit was still pretty much normal last time I went.

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Blood type A- entirely immune to WuFlu
>Blood type A- entirely immune to WuFlu
Blood type A- entirely immune to WuFlu
>Blood type A- entirely immune to WuFlu

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>make fun of boomers on twitter and promote #BoomerRemover
>account gets locked
Fuck Twitter

>tfw prepped for 3 months
>tfw will probably die to a retarded boomer coofing on me anyway
remember to poison some of the food in case of looting

What is his fucking problem

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TAKE THAT BURGERS

twitter.com/nwadhams/status/1238803637683597312

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Reminder that all nothingburger fags are like dad in pic related
>spoiler: despicable scum

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Border controls in full effect now
Feels good

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>the Vietnam Government will deny to issue visa for ALL NATIONALITIES who enter Vietnam from Mar/15 to Apr/15/2020
happening

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Sauce?

All these news look like headlines from Plague Inc.

Boomerism

imagine what will happen if tom hanks dies. CHIMPOUT

DEMAND YOUR HERD IMMUNITY NOW

THE UNITED KINGDOM DESERVES HERD IMMUNITY

HERD IMMUNITY MAKES THE NATION STRONG

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GIVE ME THAT EAR U SHIT HEAD

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ITALIAN VICE MINISTER OF EDUCATION ANNA ASCANI AND VICE MINISTER OF HEALTH PIERPAOLO SILERI TESTED POSITIVE
>ITALIAN VICE MINISTER OF EDUCATION ANNA ASCANI AND VICE MINISTER OF HEALTH PIERPAOLO SILERI TESTED POSITIVE

ITALIAN VICE MINISTER OF EDUCATION ANNA ASCANI AND VICE MINISTER OF HEALTH PIERPAOLO SILERI TESTED POSITIVE
>ITALIAN VICE MINISTER OF EDUCATION ANNA ASCANI AND VICE MINISTER OF HEALTH PIERPAOLO SILERI TESTED POSITIVE

ITALIAN VICE MINISTER OF EDUCATION ANNA ASCANI AND VICE MINISTER OF HEALTH PIERPAOLO SILERI TESTED POSITIVE
>ITALIAN VICE MINISTER OF EDUCATION ANNA ASCANI AND VICE MINISTER OF HEALTH PIERPAOLO SILERI TESTED POSITIVE

ITALIAN VICE MINISTER OF EDUCATION ANNA ASCANI AND VICE MINISTER OF HEALTH PIERPAOLO SILERI TESTED POSITIVE
>ITALIAN VICE MINISTER OF EDUCATION ANNA ASCANI AND VICE MINISTER OF HEALTH PIERPAOLO SILERI TESTED POSITIVE

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Are they clinically retarded over there? This is such an insane hotbed for infections and re-infections, I wouldn’t be surprised if the entire city of Paris gets sick at this point. What the fuck are they even thinking? Explain Frenchbros.
I understand that the municipal elections are soon and all, but this is national suicide.

Comfy stream here: youtube.com/watch?v=L_-W2_X5yS8

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Spain and Italy are single handedly pumping the numbers up. Things will stabilize when they get their shit together

>the virgin search of a vaccine
vs
>the absolute dutch chads finding a cure
erasmusmagazine.nl/en/2020/03/14/unique-discovery-in-erasmus-mc-antibody-against-corona/?noredirect=en_US

The person making outlandish claims need to support them
So, prove it isn't happening

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FUCK OFF NURGLE

Whoa. That's quite a scene! It'd be fun to get a hold of video of the lunatics who did that and time lapse that shit.

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>8
We're playing IRL Plague Inc. On casual level.

The hell is wrong with you muslims? Why is everything on the floor?

Threadly AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for my fellow svens

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>oh no here she comes
>watch out boy, she'll flu you up!

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But most of Asia has it under control

am I the only one who wouldn't give a shit if scum doing that received the same treatment. human scum is the worst

> Fed pumping 1.5T into economy and Trump announcing oil purchases BARELY inched the DOW close to the 10% drop the previous days
> implying it's not the juiciest dead cat bounce ever
shiggy

I'm seeing a whole lotta numbers being thrown around, but not a lot of math being done with them. here's a nifty equation any and all of you can do yourselves. it's just this easy:

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good and wholesome entertainment for the whole family

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>believing gook lies

No hope for you leaf, unless you're a chink shill

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Monkeybloods btfo

>*notices your bright*
owo wat dis? I thought nothing ever happened in kazakhstan. didn't they recently confirm cases there? then again, a cursory search pulls up some coal industry in the area.

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>ITALIAN VICE MINISTER OF EDUCATION ANNA ASCANI AND VICE MINISTER OF HEALTH PIERPAOLO SILERI TESTED POSITIVE
SOURCE

Taiwan, Singapore, South Korea, and Hong Kong have it under control.

NO MILK'S TODAY
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nothing to understand, we're turboretards. regards

We're just letting it spread because we want to see the 150k version of breast expansion Corona-chan

>be genetically unlucky enough to develop lactose intolerance
>low lactose milk mysteriously disappears from supermarkets around last week of February
>turns out Parmalat is Italian/French company
>today i happen to see milk finally restocked
>it's 50% more expensive than before (was 80, now it's 120)
Making my coffee with fucking YOGHURT is cheaper than this, SHIT.

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Source?

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help!

If you go panic shopping now with all the regular people you have a high chance of getting infected.

Go once the initial panic has worn off and things are back in stock.

But ideally you should have prepped months ago.

Thanks user. I've been promised a huge pear crumble if we have to isolate ourselves so kind of want it to happen for that tasty dessert

Beans and peanut butter are good ideas. Coconut milk is bleh to me but I will get long life milk. We actually have a good amount of flour and sugar on hand just from baking. Really I've come to this at the eleventh hour, realized I can't possibly be ready long term and have set a realistic target of having a one month supply on hand to deal with the peak of infection.

PLEASE GIVE ME NORMIE PANIC. Went to grocery store today in full mask and gloves and some hysterical boomer lady came up to me and said 'how dare you spread fear like that" and rolled off with her empty cart.

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call in sick

>if the entire city of Paris gets sick
It already is.

A hidden cam reporter had a nurse reveal why his blood sample was sent in a biolab far away to test for the virus, even though he was in Paris.

She told him that all test must take place outside Paris to not statistically raise the number of cases in Paris. All of this because Paris can't be put in quarantine. It just can't. The consequences would be too devastating for the economy and image of the country.

This is what too big to fail means.

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Taiwan, Singapore, South Korea, Japan, they are all lying?

Why would you want a cure? Society needs to fall first, it's terrible.

this.

fucking retard I hope he dies

Look at the cases in South Korea, Singapore, Taiwan, or japan.

I have A- blood but my headache and eye tireness doesn't stop. Don't give me hops.

No-one's talking about the elephant in the room.
You see, normally when there's an epidemic, we rush doctors and equipment from all over the world to stiffle it and help the affected region. That's how we beat these things. By co-operation.
But this things global now. No country is going to send any of their doctors to another country, no matter how bad it gets there. Co-operation is last years game.
When you're healthcare system overloads and crashes, no-one will be coming to rescue you.
And it's going to happen a lot quicker than you imagine, because you habitually measure these things by our usual reaction (people from all over the world rushing to help).
This is why countries are going into triage after only a couple of days.
Things are going to fall apart a lot quicker than /cvg/ imagines.
It's a highly dynamic situation right now.

the irony is palpable.

kill yourself

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Just use regular milk.

how did he react to the state of emergency announcement?

We're talking about Canada here, of course its a chink shill.

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>believing chink lies
*time passes
>believing chink and gook lies
*more time passes
>believing chink, gook and nip lies
*even more time passes by
>believing chink, gook, nip and taiwanese lies

>South Korea
>Japan
>under control

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Why theres no cure for this Corona yet ?? Its fucking 2020, at this point theres no need for complicated testing and approving anymore because we will be guaranteed to be wiped out as human race if this keep continues.

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South Korea was the only one in that list that ever came close to losing control
Very different situation in rest of world

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SK an japan for sure are

Any news on Trump being Chinked? He's been in contact with so many confirmed cases and he's the prime target age group to get seriously ill. I wonder if Donnie will bite the dust this year.

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I removed the game because it freaked me out for this reason

Japan is lying yes, cause my olympics. Singapore is starting to lose control of the situation and are adding new restrictions to foreigners. Taiwan is a mystery so idk and yes things are looking better in South Korea but there are still 90% of their cases which are unresolved.

Fuck off with this b-b-b-b-b-b-but muh asia has it under control false narrative. They by and large don't.

Just put disinfectant in the water cannons.
Thank me later, Macronbro.

Chinese doctors are going to Iran to help them.

so china trying to fix their fuckup.

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>nytimes.com/2020/03/13/world/europe/spain-coronavirus-emergency.html

They are still salty about us giving an award to some dude on their shitlist. I'm gonna call it Chinese Holocough from now on.

do blood tests even work? I thought there was a problem with them, so everyone switched to swabs