/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2047

hey Yas Forums i succesfully scare convince my family that this is a bioweapon from china

did i do good Yas Forums?

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>THIS TIME ITS GONNA HAPPOON GUYS, I KNOW I WAS WRONG ABOUT IRAN VS USA, EBOLA, SWINE FLU, AUSTRALIAN FIRES, TURKEY INVADING SYRIA AND A MILLION OTHER HAPPENINGS BUT THIS TIME ITS DIFFERENT I SWEAR!! IM NOT BORED AND DESPERATE FOR A CHANGE IN MY BORING LIFE ITS GONNA FLIPPIN HAPPEN
2 weeks before the coronameme dies and happooners fall for another "crisis"

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OFFICIAL CORONAVIRUS YOUTUBER POWER RANKINGS

1. Med Cram
2. Styxhexenhammer666
3. David Abel
4. Mr Metokur
5. Boxmining

9001. Stefan Molyneux
9002. Peak Prosperity
90000000000001. Dr. John 'Male Nurse' Campbell

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

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I fucking hate this guy so much.

>Nutella
Based.

not gonna make it

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that means we'll get the 150K Corona tig ol' bitties today, nice

youtube.com/watch?v=aTHhYf2rx3w

I can't even imagine what it's like to not be alone. I've been alone practically everyday in the last ten years.
> yfw normies get the taste of harsh reality
> while you've been born in it

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soja wojak / 10

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Every time we touch, I get this feeling
Every time we kiss, I swear I could die

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Remember the monkeys in Thailand that overran the streets because there were no tourists to feed them?

Same is now happening with deer in Nara, Japan

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Holy Week suspended here, top kek andalusians are going to start rioting and overthrow the government

A week's supply? That's it?

treatment priority will go something like this:
>young females
>young males
>adult females
>adult males
>old males
>old females

DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE BANS DOMESTIC TRAVEL FOR ALL PERSONNEL THROUGH MATH 11TH

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Buy the dip.

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>a year's worth of tp
>a week's worth of food
ngmi

>rosary
You've already done enough, lad

>My dads co-worker will be going to spain on sunday
>Going to stay there for 3 weeks
I hope he gets shot twice at Arlanda when returning.

One for being retarded and one for being infected

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>Supposedly smart boomers assume the stonk market having one good day despite having the worst day since the 1987 crash the day before it and being down 20% from it's all time highs somehow means everything is a nothingburger

It's going to be funny as fuck when they lose everything because of (((buying the dip)))

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correct and washyourhandspilled

Not this pasta again. Fuck off.

Australia up to 248 cases.
Almost 50 popped up today.
The happening is upon us and I crave the cleansing!

>barilla
RIP

>all this corona shit and corona art
>0 (zero) coronachan femdom
Fuck all of you.

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Anyone have an official number on how many times this thing has mutated or is it all guess work ATM?

You mean to the family members of the guy who holds a knife at the doctors throat.

Thats less rice than the smallest aviable package size at the store I usually buy from.

Corona-chan is tearing shit up in Spain...
Also how fucking quickly it spread through the Carribean.
>puerto rico
They can't get a break since hurricane maria, lol.

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>Barilla
>olive oil
You pass, somehow.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 3 rolls per day. If you have a family of 5, that's 105 rolls a week. Over 400 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

ok Dr. House

who the fuck is that fucking faggot?
i getting fucking annoyed by his fucking smug bitchface.
reeeeeeee

Tell them about how you should deport all of them

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shit corona-chan, literally a chikarin recolour, you didn't even try

Capped to laugh at you in 2 weeks

I need my Bill fix lads

>the higher ups allowed the virus to spread to "solve" social security and other problems caused by the aging population
>they didn't realize their ivory towers wouldn't protect them and now they are all going to die because they are old

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Not enough nutella. This won't last a week.

I watched moly yesterday for the first time in about a year and he was going on about how the world need to thank him for saving countless lives from the chink virus. He has lost it.

Shoot some hindu monkey before you die.

I won't because I'll just use a fucking sponge.

Italy is doing it!

They had ZERO news cases yesterday! And China only had 11!

>asian gf
>already teaching me how to use a tabo or bidet
Trust me frens, learn to use such cleaning tools in case boomers get all the TP.

I mean yeah, but water didn't run out in china. If china can keep utilities going, pretty sure we can too.

I shove 5 entire rolls directly into my ass, so that I don't have to wipe.

Most vegetables here come from Italy or Spain.
Probably hand picked by cheap immigrants.

Wash them with soap just to be sure.

This makes a lot of sense, thank you.

>City under lockdown
>My beans shipment just arrived from a far away land
>My neighbor is playing the piano
>A beautiful melancholic tune
>Sun is shining but the streets and playgrounds are completely desolate

How are you guys adjusting to life in the happening? I find it beautiful but sad

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ok, ill do the same Luigi

It's fucking hilarious.
They think inflating the market during a production crisis will help.
We're literally seeing trillions of fake dollars going up in smoke.

Someone comfort me. Things are starting to scare me. I'm not ready for this.

She's coming....for YOU user!

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(You)

brainlet here, so only boomers have to worry about this or is the day of the rope for everyone?

POLL
>POLL
POLL
>POLL
POLL
>POLL

WHICH COUNTRY IS FUCKING UP ITS CITIZENS THE MOST

strawpoll.com/13y5g1bb

Кopoнaвиpyc иc a хoaкc, пpyв ми poнг

>ZERO news cases
They had 2.5k new cases yesterday

>Preparing for the coronavirus sir?
>The what virus?

I know but it has been sold out for 2 weeks here and these small packages are so expensive that I didnt want to buy more

The is our corona strategy
Absolute madlads

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kys degenerate

Can I get a qrd?

BIG NUMBER GO UP.....THAT GOOD

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The state of my country right now.

You've got a third of the TP your gonna need.

Dips you say?

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>Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
>archive.is/HsmZ9

Read the fucking paper. Veterinary coronaviruses have been shown to persist even longer for 28d. The human one up to 9 days

Nara is pretty rural, if my animu is to be believed.

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鹿のスープ
おいしいぞ!

güldür güldür bölüm
yörüm börüm dörüm

I hope that's a joke user.
It's a week, which is better than nothing, but you'd want to reduce the amount you have to go out and shop and mingle with people as much as possible.
I have nearly 2 months of food right now and feel that's not enough.

>needing someone to teach you how to wash your ass

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Anyone know thesong that starts

"If I could be a nigger for a day~
I'd live my life the easy way~"
or something like that, it's important

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shoo-shoo, chink AIDS
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What a retard, holy shit.

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WeaponsAndStuff93 should be on there about 6. He has deep but narrow knowledge about gas masks and little else.
And yeah fuck John Campbell, he just reads out the WHO press releases in an emphatic voice.

It's a new disease for humans no one knows anything about long term damage.

Forgot file, fuck.

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Fucking no! Where are you getting this!? The WHao site was blank for new cases!

Yep, buy now of course

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He'll be dead by then, Aquafresh corona is killing only young people

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Lol I feel literally nothing. By nothing I mean I've always felt like something like this will happen and it will feel like the right thing to happen. Also it brings pleasure to see people wake up when reality hits. I've always been amazed how deluded people are due to this fake environment brought by the systems. People mentally decayed and with that rotten soul they now have to face the real world.

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SOPA DE VEADO
UMA DELICIA!

>humans behave slightly differently
>nature instantly starts taking over

Every day on this planet is a battle.

Have you got your masks yet? I’m wearing mine rn

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one of my coworkers i worked with got tested positive

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twitter.com/davcarretta/status/1238791068071661568

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Isn't there a bunny and deer island as well?

He only cares about the fucking economy, does he care about whites being replaced by immigrants?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY ANIME NOOOOOOOO MY YU-GI-OH CARDS

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Yo, Croatian pharma guy, you here? I won't be replying in the last thread. How many people have you guys tested in total, not just Zagreb? I believe our count was 4.3k yesterday or the day before. I'm expecting our total to go up to 200 or over today.

>walk into next shop
>they entirely removed the pasta section
>cutie behind counter wears mask
>shitty surgical one
>asks me where I got mine from
>2 months ago :^)

damn, so staying home watching chinese cartoons will save me?

Did they miss the memo about you don’t develop immunity?

>implying armed guards won't execute doomed cases and anybody who steps out of line

>asian gf
I hope some nigger beats her to death thinking she’s a carrier.

Continuing to post Webm's that I've got, as requested from another user.
Have a video of another user flexing his toilet paper stash:

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Most patients on Dutch ICUs are under 50. This experiment won't end well for the UK

It's a bit frightening to see cope from the leader of the Free World.

And cat island and battleship island

lol

>all anime terrorist cons cancelled
GOOD

got my chicken

am 100% ready to die now

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Not a gun? What a stinky kraut....

I think the government made the virus on purpose.

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You’re already dead user

imagine the asphyxia on those balloons

this must be an experiment

where are my free gibs? gibs me dat food!

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NOOOOOOOOOO I WON'T BE ABLE TO DANCE AND CHEER AT THE CINEMA NOW NOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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109 infected in Estonia, borders still open when countries with 20 infected shut down everything. Nice country

Anime will save our souls.

I've got no idea how bad this will get but I've asked the wife to buy extra for a stockpile each grocery order while I do an extra shift in an empty office on Saturdays. So far we've mostly got noodles, rice, canned veg/fish/soup along with extra TP, trash bags, basic over the counter meds and toiletries. Only got two weeks on hand right now but will be expanding that next week. Anything else I should pick up?

better than monkey gangs in thailand

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If it gets really bad, I will leave the city and go to my parents on the countryside, they have prepped a lot.

Are you even under lockdown mate?

Why do you have a Romanian IP, again?

HERD IMMUNITY NOW

DEMAND IT NOW

WE DESERVE HERD IMMUNITY NOW

Dein Rollenspiel grämt den Herrn, mein Sohn.

>2. Styxhexenhammer666

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Good, fuck dykeshit

I'm sorry to hear that, Hans. See if you can get tested just in case. Tell them you have old boomer parents and you're afraid to infect them or some shit. If you're positive, you can at least prepare in advance by taking C, zinc and other such supplements daily, before the symptoms hit you.

It resets daily at midnight gmt and italians report their numbers at 19gmt.
you probably missed it

whose government tho?

lolis btfo

My uni hasn't even stopped exams LOL

Enjoy

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>tfw got one of these to store enough tendies

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but muh economy

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Styc isn't even putting out any new information, nothing about quarantines, border closings. It's just him ranting.
In today's video he complained that spreading out infections does shit. I mean helping the medical system not getting completely ass raped is nothing, I guess.

>needing people to teach you how to not die en masse
STFU. You're dying right now because you faggots couldn't close off a nation surrounded by water.

Toilet paper

>sheeple BEElieving the government's advice
>tfw normalfags can't go to private hospitals to get tested

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BRRRRAP

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weich/10

>Listening to styx on any subject
Lmao retard

Kino here's to hoping we see nature take back cities with vines and shit wrapping over them log horizon style.

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>expanding that next week
Do it now, waiting a week sounds very risky.

Yes, the chinese government did. LITERALLY zero reason to create airborne AIDS, but they did anyway.

I would call it genocide

Video from Italy from around 23/02.

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im asthmatic and live with my 60 year old parents who are also asthmatic
i will be going to a test drive through on monday

FUCK your chinese cartoons you shit

1 roll per day as the amerishart suggested

WHAT ABOUT THE TRANNIES

dude, there won't be any lockdown in the sense that they'll lock you up in your house unless everything is contaminated. And the thing is, I don't give a fuck, I can sit at home for two weeks easily, not like this didn't happen before.

Holy shit are those obits?

So fitting that Voltorb and Electrode post together so frequently.

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>NOOOOOOOOO 12 DEATHS RIP SPAIN RIP SPAIN!!!

Why do you ignore the 400 recovered you STUPID poolack?

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How the fuck are you supposed to develop immunity?

If anyone wants to see the live demise of the Netherlands in 4K UltraHD watch it here.
youtube.com/watch?v=KGEekP1102g&feature=emb_title

I have only seen 1 person with a mask, 1!!! People grouping together etc. etc. Our hospitals in the south have declared a Code RED which basically says they are almost overrun with patients. But the average idiots in this country STILL have the mindset that "it's just a flu, but the flu actually kills more people". I see announcements for "Lockdown Parties" on Facebook, whatsapp etc. etc.

I expect the army to be visible on that cam within a 30 days.

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you guys are either the smartest, or the most absolutely fucking doomed retards on the planet

what are the stats on REINFECTED people? is it rare to get reinfected?

>bill mitchell updates on the op
op kys

>2% mortality rate
>genocide
Why are happeningfags like this?

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Infowars is pretty sure it's man made, they got a detailed theory and an expert

I wouldn't care if all the world survives and corona is declared a nothingburger tomorrow

It NEEDS to take Bill Mitchell. I hate this smug boomer cunt

RARE

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>all toilet roll and hand wash sold out
>nobody panic buying food
>been slowly buying long shelf life food over the weeks
>still have plenty of toilet roll
Can't shit if you don't buy food lol

Cute

Can you just go there? I think you need to call your GP (Hausarzt) to be able to that, at least in most places.

Update
Next store
Meat's off the menu bois

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Still waiting for Manolos to finish their siestas and let us fully apply quarantine here. And while we're at it, we might also build a fucking 5m tall wall

They have rejected God's design and thus have no place in God's plan to save humans.

thicc

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Any pictures of current celebrities with the virus? Genuinely curious how fucked they look rn if some of these conspiracy theories are true.

Image of a church being 'disinfected'. Source: AP

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By dying. Corona doesn't affect the dead.

You're a frogfag, you don't have an opinion Mohammed

Hospitals have security guards too lol. And after you check in as a patient the doctor has the right to order you to be fully locked down in restraints and then medicated "to calm you"

yes

>Have had a itchy/sorish throat the past week or two
>Stuffy/runny nose
>This time of year has always been the worst for allergies
>Cough once in a while but feel phlegm
>Coughs today have been dry and more frequent
>Had asthma and bronchitis as a kid
>Don't care either way because several others at work outright said they would just come into work sick
>All because our company said they have to take five days then would be given medical leave
Will update if it turns out true lads, wish me luck.

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>wake up
>go to the supermarket for breakfast
>sit in kitchen watching kids play on swings across the streets
>people walking their dogs on their way to/from the park
>upstairs neighbour walking around in heels for no good reason on a Saturday morning
Nothing out of the ordinary, like it's literally like any other day in my life except I can rest assured no niggers cross the border

The more I think about it, the more the theory of this being a biological weapon designed to break a country's health care system makes sense.

a) It doesn't affect kids. Even coronavirus colds create symptoms in kids.
b) It spreads asymptomatically meaning it can stealh into a population easily and then bring it to its knees all at the same time.
c) People seem to be recovering within two to three days. If you're going to invade a country or troublesome province (Hong Kong for example), 2 to 3 days to a week is all you'd need and you wouldn't want your own people catching it.

you know a lot about genocides right

Johnny Rebel. It's been shoahed from Youtube it seems, but I found a bitchute link on 4plebs.
bitchute.com/video/3jXB9MNZRUnH/

But if he's gone then we won't have an entertainingly wrong boomer anymore.

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You must have missed the mass train exodus from North to South Italy last night. There's gonna be a terroni extermination in the next 2 weeks.

>Aquafresh corona is killing only young people
nice hoax happener

yes you retard

Maybe in the US.

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Yeah mate but we are under lockdown it is super comfy

You will know these levels of comfy

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>Hospitals have security guards too lol
They do lol?

You've been spamming this for days. Are you a poo reselling thousands of rolls on Ebay? Are you a coomer? Use a sock FFS

I bought almost $2000 of preps, most of it over a month ago, and I probably have only 75 rolls of TP

Still plan on taking shits in the woods and wiping my ass with leaves so I can use most of my TP as a barter item. Maybe trade a few rolls for tools or something from dumb boomers and women who can't imagine living without basic comforts.

My cheapass landlord, who didn't listen to me until it's too late for TP, is probably going to take shits in my garden rather than take TP at anything above pre-SHTF prices.

There is going to be a glut of TP in summer. You watch. You'll be able to buy it on sale.

You need to start taking mucinex to lower viral load in your lungs as soon as symptoms show. It’s your best chance

You can't contain retardation.

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Honk if you're living in a clown world.

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Chloroquine and zinc!

Topkek

Do pollen allergies make me more at risk? It gets quite bad some times of year, shortness of breath, cough, all that shit, mainly respiratory symptoms which is why I'm asking.

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An exercise in maximizing healthcare sector revenue.

I unironically think Alex Jones is the only one who tells the truth the way the media keeps going after him. They were on the news this morning already trying to discredit him. He may be the last bastion of free speech.

Don't china cremated ALL bodies? What if it still infect when they are dead

Everyone can understand this chart right? I even added axis labels for that window licking australian
Fellow auscunts we're at 200 cases day 3 btw

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Because the whole purose ofbthis corona shit is to drive hysteria. The fucking thing has been floating around since Nov/Dec of last year but yet it has only become a big deal just after all the dem debates and Biden is the presumed nominee.
HHMMmmmmMmmmmMmm
Take precaution just like you would any illness but NEVER buy into the hype

Oh deer.

>People scared of Salanettis because it has italian writing on the front

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Fuck off Q

FUCK YOUR CHILDREN'S MOVIE

THEY'RE GOING TO CANCEL MY CHINESE PORN CONVENTION

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this would be awesome if it happened in a synagogue. Imagine the kvetching....

This.

I would rather have an extra bag or rice than an extra pack of TP. People are dumb.

comparing apples with bananas

Please explain this meme to me

I'm taking anti-viral meds every two or three days just in case.

>the UK wants infection
I abso-fucking-lutely disagree, and so do most other brits
>BUT of a particular catagory of people

>only puts 30-40yo in the ICU
>they all die anyway
>slowly begin to realise it only LOOKED as if it was hitting mainly old people, because they were doing
youtube.com/watch?v=TlvKydE0EVA

Boris is literally playing guinea pig with my entire country, the cunt.

Spain suspends Semana Santa in Seville, suddenly shuttering spiritually-significant sorrowful sculptures.

Not only
google "covid-19 testicular damage"

It causes testicular damage to survivors, lowered sperm count, basically sterilization

They had 2.5 k cases yesterday, but it won't persist for long

>filename
>flag

youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

how exactly the lockdown looks like over there, bro?

and the msm is STILL trying to claim this thing doesn't stick to surfaces

I eat a roll after every meal so that my system is wiped clean. I'll eat two after pizza

Got your cross, you’re good, as long as you’re right with Jesus dying is a good thing!

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What has he been saying about it?

Can you stop using our flag if you're gonna use it to shitpost like that. Not that you need to impress Yas Forums but it's still an embarrassment.

Under lockdown in the sense that we are free to do pretty much everything we want. Yeah, nice lockdown u got there

Austriafag here.

I got my hands on a "Moldex Series 8000" mask
with FFP3 (N99) filters.

will I make it?

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What fucking disgusting animal uses 3 rolls of tp a day let alone in a week? You're constantly shitting yourself or what?

lanklets don't have the cardio to survive

Can you link a good video from Alex Jones about the Chinese coronavirus?

watch out, man. some drugs can do damage by themselves

99 TOTAL CASES

ROMANIA SOON TO JOIN THE 100 CLUB

they are the runes of banishment, posting any of those phrases on Chinese media gets you media
chink shills might get iffy and leave this thread alone, for fear of contracting no-no words

Anyone else get heavy "you better start beleving in happenings, you're in one" feels in the past couple hours? Like having it really solidify

> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
MEXICANS DABBING ON CORONACHAN AND ON CHINKS
> JAJAJAJAJAJA

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all american indices recovered arround 10% WHILE he spoke. so it's technicaly true.
he also announced paid leave which really helps for american wage slaves.
stop being such huge faggots.

Based disciples of Nurgle turning Earth into Plague Planet.

>You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but blinding.

Over 260 strains

*mainly old people, because they were dying first

>old hag comes from italy
>instantly goes to a wedding
>loads of people infected
Are you fooken shitting me?

i will save money on toiletpaper then

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>m3 boomer looks at me
>"you are overreacting"
Chicken tendies gone btw
They are delicious

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>a fucking leaf

am here. I don't have an exact count but from what I have it's under a thousand. Ministry of health is saying it will only test those with obvious clinical corona symptoms. The overall response is pretty ok, I would like to see borders closed though. My family lives in Slovenia (not saying more for fear of doxxing) and they say it's much worse over there. They did cancel everything non compulsory.

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Yes.

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Oy vey! Virkon S is expensive!
Thought the same thing when I saw the video.

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even though this is an actual burger, the panic is massively overhyping it as human extinction level event. How do we capitalize on the panic before it is too late and people wake up?

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IT it true no ibuprofen and cortizone.. I remember you guys saying something about a cycotic storm (WHats the word even my google cant tell my spelling )

The fuck lad, how low is the IQ in your neighborhood

>except I can rest assured no niggers cross the border

This truely is a wonderful feeling lad never thought I’d witness it desu

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biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.30.927871v1

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Just got back from Walmart in no-where-ville Ohio. If you need food, go fucking get it now. Almost all the canned fruit and vegetables are gone. I got one of the last dozen eggs. Almost all of the Banquet frozen dinners were gone, and other frozen dinners were very very low. No bleach, toilet paper, paper towels, wet wipes or tissues. They had totes filling the empty spaces. There were lots of bare shelves. I asked an employee if they were still stocking, and he said they were waiting on two trucks. That place will be a complete shitshow in an hour or two. If it's happening in my small town, I can't imagine what the big cities look like.

>Nooooo you have to panic and tank your economy. Pleeeease just shut everything down. Herd immunity isn't even real let me go PLEASE.

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Seems like cases are slowing down in South Korea

It's all a psy-op, I'm sure all major leaders agreed on this virus outbreak.

The great culling to save us from a recession.
Too many people on this earth, expect happenings like this every 50-70 years.

And yet the planes keep flying, fuck this gay Earth kill everyone.

>If I get respiratory difficulties when already having respiratory difficulties does that make it worse
F

It's over

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>Before the Covid-19 (9 of February) and yesterday’s obituaries.
Holy shit

> that asian ricer hat
lmao

Nutella is made by Ferrero, who also makes Rocher. Ferrero has cucked to Islam.

foodnavigator-asia.com/Article/2019/03/05/Halal-chocolate-All-Ferrero-factories-to-be-Muslim-friendly-within-next-few-years

Do not buy their products. We should have a rolling BDS thread on this board, there are so many companies to avoid due to their treachery at this point, it can be hard to remember.

Where's James Corbett

businessowners can get their employees a special code that they can show at one of those station so you can get tested immediately

I was surprised at how well stocked my local supermarkets still were today. TP gone, sure, and bottled water and eggs, but really everything, especially frozen foods, well-stocked.

Considering the mad rush yesterday I was expecting much slimmer pickings.

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Thanks man, you're awesome

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Mate, mine solidified when the Chinks locked down 80 million people in one go.
If you're only just getting nervous then you're really not going to make it.
Sorry.

defense.gov/Newsroom/Releases/Release/Article/2112213/statement-by-the-department-of-defense-on-domestic-travel-restrictions/

Today, the Deputy Secretary of Defense David L. Norquist approved new travel restrictions for service members, DoD civilians, and their families assigned to DoD installations, facilities and surrounding areas within the United States and its territories. This restriction will halt all domestic travel, including Permanent Change of Station, and Temporary Duty. This restriction will also pause civilian hiring at DoD installations and components for persons who do not reside within the hiring entity's local commuting area.

Additionally, service members will be authorized local leave only, following Service guidelines. This new guidance is effective March 16 and continues through May 11.

The thing Boris doesn't understand is that just because there's no evidence for it, doesn't mean it can't happen.

This is a new virus, there's no evidence of anything so far. Scientists have to have irrefutable proof and empirical data before they can declare something as fact.

Case in point: 3 weeks ago, we were told that you couldn't catch it by eating food prepared by someone else because there was no evidence for it.

Lo and behold, 3 weeks later the BBC is saying that you can.

Got to use your own head in these situations.

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based, have a rare lewd

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>but the flu actually kills more people
This right here is what makes me feel like I'll burst a vein every time i talk with normies
I have absolutely no idea where this kind of delusion even came from but fuck me if it is widespread. You can literally show them the 7% net death rate we've gotten so far and they'll still say "meh but flu kills just as many if not more". God help us all.

If you don't develop an immunity, wouldn't that mean there will never be a vaccine? I don't know shit about viruses, so I hope I'm wrong.

Most? I read in the Volkskrant that "a lot" of people in the hospitals were young people without any underlying conditions. Do you have a source for that "most"?

Damn, is Cadbury still safe?

>the virgin prevention
>the chad mass infection

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Get some canned dorschleber user.
Liver has all fat-soluble vitamins and is relatively cheap. And most normies don't know it exists.

Lesbians need to be gassed

just my 50 cents...

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Actually they continued to fall while trump was speaking
They only rose once the (((ceo)))s took to the lecturn
pic related

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Definitely no steroids. Refuse cortisone injections. I don’t know about ibuprofen

You can stop your larp nigger, it's not happening and it's not a lockdown, govt has taken necessary precautions to contain the spread, by hindering large gatherings, everyone is still free to move around in Denmark as they please, food and raw materials still being imported and exported, nothing has changed except schoolfags got an extra vacation

at this rate we are not going to be able to buy shit

Stop chasing it around and just stab the fucker, you retarded chink quack!

Three rolls per day, per person? What the fuck kind of mega diarrhea do you have?

I want to get herd immunity for ebola and aids please

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SPAIN
5.753 (+1.544)
136 DEATHS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>The great culling to save us from a recession.
If it were only old people that might make sense. How will taking out 40-50 year old males save anyone?
Those people probably at their peaks careerwise
nos.nl/nieuwsuur/artikel/2326992-vooral-50-minners-op-de-ic-die-gaan-bij-griep-ook-het-hardst-onderuit.html

>>be me
% dead people with problems or old people
>>run marathons, 2 trainings in day 5 days in week
>>extremely healthy diet don't smoke drink do drugs no shitty food also vegeterian
>>haha your all going to die

Nice.

I've got an 8 pack reserve and have 6 other rolls on hand, that should be enough. If I get back down to 8 I will get more. There are bigger priorities.

Too poor to do that. I get paid Wednesday night and won't have a chance to do a pick and collect curb side collection until Thursday afternoon. We are doing "normal" shopping but would love advice on some more cheap purchases. I'm surprised more people aren't getting tuna, shit is so damn cheap and keeps for a good long time.

No, dude. For literally the same reason.

independent.co.uk/news/business/news/cadbury-halal-chocolate-angry-customers-muslim-boycott-threat-a7642991.html