/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2046

>40 celcius and rising
>community lockdown
>retards are panic buying
fucking hell. at least some of the flips are obeying since its duts but damn we are a retarded race

>timestamp
Why did you take a pic of your shart 8 years ago, and why do you still have it?

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POST THE NEW CASES ALREADY!!!!!

Reposting here since everyone just moved

Hello /cvg/, I have to travel through seattle due to a family member being in hospice and getting ready to die shortly.

What should I pump myself up with prior to the flight, and what do I do after I land to decontaminate myself and my shit

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Britcucks in Spain are fucking retarded, stop walking in the streets and going to pubs you fucking idiots, I hope all of them die

Does anyone have a link that lists infected countries in proportion to their total population?

McAfee does it again.

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>Already part of volunteer network getting ready to shop for elderly, walking dogs and volunteer in hospitals and do childcare for the nurses needed on the fron line
> Country didnt even reach 200 cases

What aroud doing to serve your country in time of need user?

Or you will remain a NEET?

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Here's a rare Corona-chan. You're welcome.

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any lads got the screencap of the fella who predicted coronavirus pls?

Remind me again which country in Europe doesn't have Corona

where can I sign up user

somebody please tell me we're not all going to get fucked by some cunt wanting to eat a bat

Gotta panic buy the pagpag before it's all sold out, user!

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Post yfw when the MIGAboomers were not only wrong about Corona-chan, but now they're going to die with wood lungs too.

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full hazmat or don't go

so does any1 know if those nigerians from wuhan posted any recent instagram clips? i saw a montage about a week ago.... theres been no videos posted since feb 15th.

>Died: 5,436
Literally obesity kills more
It's a nothing burger move on

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You're not a real country, and I know because I'm the unrealest of them all.

IT'S OVER ALL OF CHINA IS HEALTHY

mobile.twitter.com/hapinto2/status/1238441899842768896

what's going on here, citizen?

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All schools in my province shut down. Daycares still open

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There was this one from Jan 31.

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

wow that lady is way too high test for me

you are doing it to cough on them old farts are you?

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>tfw starting your own toilet roll kingdom like the rice kingdoms of Japan

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>*coofs on their faces*
>oops sowwy :3

Holly shitfuck this dog killing killer jungle fever fucker but that was slightly funny

that's the one, cheers friend

Trump declared a state of emergency almost a week after he called it a hoax stupid nigger.

What song is she dancing to?

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rare, eh? I raise you one very rarely circulated

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based map poster

There is a kikebook group for volunteers for JMK and Brno. Also Masaryk uni has a volunteer system being set up. But besides that I dont know. Depends on where are you from

/cvg/ movie list
to watch something during the quarantine

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Estonia is starting to triage outside of hospitals. Casualties soon.

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Why do they never post the ethnicities and ages of the dead

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bernbros on suicide watch.

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youtube.com/watch?v=GLfI-qzp688

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Niggas iffy, uh, blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
(Scum Gang!)
Pop these niggas like a wheelie nigga, you a silly nigga
In the hood with them Billy niggas, and them Hoover niggas
You run up and they shooting niggas, we ain't hooping nigga
No KB, you a loser nigga, up that Uzi nigga
On the stoop, crills in my draws, your girl on my phone
She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more
In New York my niggas don't Milly Rock, my niggas money bop
Blow a case a nigga throwing shots, I run 'em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Niggas talking 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes
Put my dick in her backbone, I pass her to my bro
I don't love her that's a sad hoe, she a bad hoe
I'ma fuck her then I dash home, to the cash hoe
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
Niggas iffy, uh, blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli', all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinning through ya block like a pop shove-it
Shoot at me I'm shooting back, I'm getting buckets
I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
Scum Gang

>volunteer in hospital and helping old folks

You are going to infect them you nonce

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>2 days ago Brazilian government almost stopped updating the official numbers
>in the meantime São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro decided to shutdown schools, universities, concerts, sporting events

Something is off. They're hiding something. We're probably in the thousands infected already.

I'm from Děčín, i'll take a look. thanks user

>wake up early
>thread is full of literal shit
the fuck europe

Lol still no "100,000 infected in Ohio" in the OP
How many days has it been stuck at no "100,000 infected in Ohio?" Four days? Five days?

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1 ROLL PER DAY

>germany
>eastern

I'm not convinced Bill Mitchell is a real person.

Bill Mitchell is quite retarded and probably the worst person to look to about updates on chinkmuttaids kys

>todays date
>still believing anything out of China

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Unless you're a 3rd strain, I don't give a fuck. I've beaten the shit out of both already, and that was simultaneously. Yes, I travelled to China, and yes, I ate bat soup while licking every single door knob I saw. Bite me, bitch.

With what I usually do I will spend most of my time behind the computer. But will enable others to coof on boomers if thats what you are asking.

Jokes aside, if you shop for a boomer you leave the bag by the door and ring them and leave so there is limited contact.

Someone link me a random sampling of people in an outbreak city so I can try and calculate actual asymptomatic cases instead of the horseshit approximations they're feeding us.

Contagion, Andromeda strain and perfect sense are the best of that list

How do we deal with the raider problem?

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Brazil is almost as populous as the US and doesn't have anywhere near the same healthcare infrastructure. It's going to be an absolute blood bath in south america

>unironically wanting to help

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How long until ghetto thugs use this one simple trick to hold up a bank or liquor store?

Wu Flu playlist (add more)

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New cases bring the number of Corona-chan touched individuals in Indonesia to almost 100. Five have ascended. We're at the beginning of an exponential curve. No emergency state though despite WHO plea, because the regime is bought by the chinks.

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I'm just rigging a bunch of booby traps

Why do I feel like Australia is going to get absolutely fucked

just think them as a unannounced meat delivery at your doorsteps

Another absolutely based edition

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twitter.com/AngelaCarcel/status/1238786167816019968?s=20

Protection hack

Because it is.

nice, i thought you were dead

Austria. Österreich means the Eastern Realms.

That's Austria

>tfw 200iq pm

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>believing chinks

my sides
You will be the first to go

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Guys I feel sick. I have a lot of sinus pressure and a headache, should I be worried?

There was a fucking harsh coofer at the grocery store earlier this morning she was coming down my aisle but I didn't want to be rude so I walked the other way and suddenly she turned around and just started following me, I went over to the next aisle and she was right behind me, I even back tracked and went back 3 aisles. I thought I was safe in my campbells premium soup enclave but she fucking zooped around the corner fucking sniffling and shit and went by me. I'm done for bros this stupid bitch... no toilet paper anywhere I'm stealing 1ply industrial from work but recently someone stole all the n95s and there was a big fuss about it. They left 1 whole pack of tp on the shelves but I fucking know it's a trap.

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can that bruce user start spamming china webms again they're kinda comfy

Sudan 1c1d
Guyana 1c1d
something...

Thousands of docked cargo vessels and tankers say otherwise

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ABSOLUTE PANIC IN PHILADELPHIA. Went to local Sprouts today right at opening when there is usually just me and a few others. Today huge line of people trying to get in first, nothing on shelves, and heavy tension in the air. I only needed on thing so I strolled in with my full mask and gloves and got concerned looks from everyone. Some boomer lady even walked up to me and said "How dare i spread fear like that". Called her a dumb cunt and walked off. I imagine when the store really fills up late today and there's truly nothing left the real panic will set in. I'm feeling really comfy

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New beans shipment just came through lads

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it's probably the metric assload of chinks you imported
t. nigger land

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Were you asleep when the entirety of Australia was on fire?

Guys, I am making a spear, will I be safe when society collapse?

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pair of faggots

REMINDER, it's just getting started.

Governments don't want to cause panic and are trying to win time.

Governments are only reporting the most severe cases.

The coronavirus is still spreading, in areas with high number of infections recovered people are getting re-infected again.

China stopped reporting numbers but the number of cases is growing.

The factories are empty, a lot of factories in Japan have stopped due to zero shipment of goods coming from China.

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"Please pay without cash"
Hahahahahah
Money transmission confirmed?

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The UFC card is still on baby

>bong healthcare system is literally retarded

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>herd immunity
enjoy your aids and cancer medicine

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Posting some webm's at the request of another user.

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i bet the fucking blacks have something to do with this!

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Fart in a biomass generator and you are self sufficient

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jesus that's so creepy
reminds me when I was in highschool and those mob dances trash were in fashion and the boomer teachers forced us to do one, but on a whole country scale

coof coof

You plan on wiping your ass with those beans?

We are fucked. Running out of reagent for testing in WA.

yes give up your cash! how convenient this all is.

How long until Bernie is announced?

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where's your white coveralls? can't you guys throw fireballs or whatever?

I mean didn't china burn like half a trillion in cash cause of transmission?

>Bought biscuits and treats as part of my prep stash weeks ago for morale in case of lockdown.
>Eaten most of them.

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Sports events can happen but with no attendance. Honda will make his debut for Botafogo tomorrow to an empty stadium.

>Guys, I am making a spear, will I be safe when society collapse?

Flag checks out

>Trusting MIGA Boomers

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*snaps*

thx m8 r these the nigerians?

WANT

Fuck regular supermarkets for not carrying anything beyond regular baked beans.

How is the situation there?

thank u user

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this is peak clown world in the whole Chinese coronavirus pandemic

fuck the average chink is so fucking ugly

The real answer
youtube.com/watch?v=kv_wg1b0QVk

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>literally too old to be a boomer
>just had a heart attack
what is he even doing they won't let him win anyway

I give it an hour, in Florida.

>still no major outbreak in Africa
who /dissapointed/ here?

Is that from Transmetropolitan?

Reposting, also needs to be n95 or better.

Not engraving SPQR on it.
Just.

that was something you could see and deal with. A disease that waits for two weeks before making itself known is another thing.

all these chinese propaganda videos give me those uncanny valley creeps

people should've invested in metals a while ago. if you're digital or crypto, there's no reason to have fiat

Came home last night after having a few bears in my local and dreamt that I was in Spain having a bear

Namibia has two cases now.

Is that the new XXL bucket?

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Yes.

Look into fire hardening.

i was reading stories of blacks in america using surgical masks to rob stores last week

I do not condone the slaughter of these future doctors and lawyers.
Np m8

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is this newcastle disease? or is this something else?

That's it mate.

yesterday one normie said that ''no worries, this corona thing is already over, just look at the china, there is no new cases''

looks like I was wrong and prepped for a fucking nothing burger

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41 new cases in Mudlaysia from a 16,000-man mudslime gathering earlier this month(81 cumulative), and we've only just started testing a small fraction of them.

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>tfw wagie working at movie theater
>absolutely no business the past few weeks
>”lol we’re not closing for a month or so and cutting our losses instead we’ll just impose a 50% max capacity rule for every auditorium”
>tfw no showtimes sell out so that doesn’t matter
>tfw that doesn’t stop customers from coughing all over their seats
>tfw all major wide releases for the next month and a half delayed
>tfw my company is fucking retarded
FUCK THIS SHIT CLOSE DOWN THE MOVIE THEATERS YOU RETARDS

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No I live in a bushfire prone area, we narrowly avoided getting totally fucked

MOST PATIENTS IN DUTCH ICUs ARE UNDER 50
>MOST PATIENTS IN DUTCH ICUs ARE UNDER 50
MOST PATIENTS IN DUTCH ICUs ARE UNDER 50
>MOST PATIENTS IN DUTCH ICUs ARE UNDER 50
MOST PATIENTS IN DUTCH ICUs ARE UNDER 50
>MOST PATIENTS IN DUTCH ICUs ARE UNDER 50
MOST PATIENTS IN DUTCH ICUs ARE UNDER 50
>MOST PATIENTS IN DUTCH ICUs ARE UNDER 50
MOST PATIENTS IN DUTCH ICUs ARE UNDER 50
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Except CDC director admitted to it.
How can you be so blind? It mutates into longer incubation periods, hence the 29 days reports, it mutates to have longer onsets, so that the last infected will take the longest to get worse.

With the R0 this seems to have, the last people who have been asymptomatic is showing symptoms now. Hence the chaos happening right now, everywhere.
Meaning it was released either in China och USA in September/October, and probably had infected everyone by January.

Anyone who was following this back in January, this is much much worse than reported, like, much much worse, and the last wave of infected, which is basically everyone in the world, will start showing symptoms.
I mean, remember that gnarly cough/runny nose or headache from early January? Yeah, that was it.

Now for reinfection, or possible late stage for almost all infected. Chances are if it mutates to longer incubation periods it'll keep doing it, as well as longer mild phases between infection phases.

Should see this.

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Local transmission dipshit.
Now, everyone in SP that shows up with symptoms, regardless of travel history, will be tested.
If there's not enough tests, they'll test ya for H1N1, and if that's discarded, you'll be a presumed corona case, but that's in chaos/SHTF scenario.
SP has around some 20k tests available state wide, problem is there's like only 2 hospitals doing the tests atm, so our actual daily max testing capacity is low (speaking in epidemic terms).
Cases will start appearing in droves, but they'll definitely be way lower than the real number of infected.

good way not to catch the yellow flu while doing your job.

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How is NB these days? Higgs seems to be doing an alright job.

fucking propaganda

We're pretty much out of bears except really up north desu.

This reminds me of those Walmart videos were the workers have to pretend they're happy and are forced to sing Eye of the Tiger

Don't remind me burgerbro :^(

this fucking virus is different in every country
it feels like it's mutating like crazy

Thats def eastern germany or maybe even austria

Sorry to hear that, toothpaste bro

Prob wanted you to call her out and then rape her for giving you corona, Canadian girls are ill

Jfc why is the UK not part of the travel ban ????

Lel
Could be
"Yes goy give me plague metal"

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200 infected nation wide, qld chief health officer predicts 1.25 million infected in qld alone and the NSW department for education thinks that schools should not be closed.
>Why do I feel like Australia is going to get absolutely fucked?
We are 100% fucked.

>keep having headache over and around my eyes for third day
>This is it I have corona now
>Check fever
>35.6ºC Body Temperature
>Can't call emergencies because i don't have fever or dry cough symptons

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDAMIT I JUST WANT THE HEADACHE TO STOP OR GO TO THE HOSPITAL ALREADY BUT JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOTHING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Btw maybe I am just alergic to something?

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Bunch of Molotovs at the worst case.
These fucking idiots will run away.

Though, you gotta have some strategic planning and defenses.

>>Wuhan late February
>youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw
that looks like literal hell

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Fucking hell, it's like a zombie movie!

So how can they claim there is no community transmission when they're not even actively testing for it?

The economy is completely fucked, too many people depend on (domestic)tourism money

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Cofefe ----> Covid-19

Link to the Bill gate Foundation. I think he is the first to get arrested.

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That's raycist. Some of those chickens were future doctors and engineers.