/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2045

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>cases in South Korea declining
Are they also lying?

Is the virus losing the punch in China it once had??

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meme disease

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>Philippines jumped to 98 cases
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING

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I actually know Gary.

Met him back during the cold war, in Budapest.

He was a 'tourist'.

How many death do you think will happen at the end of this thing?

Prove to me it’s actually happening. Every other thread on this board is laughing at you happening fags.

GIVE ME A LEWD

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>shit's hitting the fan in Denmark
>government taking drastic steps already
>Copenhagen is empty, people are at home as much as possible
>MASSIVE amounts of people are volunteering to the civil corps to help out in the coming crisis
>general feeling of national strength all over

Lads, it honestly makes me proud. I've shed a little nationalistic tear more than once due to this.

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Guys, I'm pretty much prepped when it comes to food and meds (1,5 month at least) but still no mask. Any pol anons here to help me choose and find a mask for me? I have no idea which are good or where to get them.

>PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
>PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

If you're swarmed by NPCs calling you a racist for using a Wuhan/China-associated name for this virus/disease, point out that the CHINESE THEMSELVES do it, with names such as 武汉病毒(Wuhan virus) or 武汉肺炎(Wuhan pneumonia).

>PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
>PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
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My fellow high risk bros, how are you guys coping mentally? I'm getting close to having panic attacks over this shit.

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Thank you. Multiple Myeloma is already bad enough for her. It is cancer of your White Blood Cells and Bone Marrow. As the tumors grow in number, they block the WBC from having the appropriate immune response to, any and all infections. She has already had three Staph Infections since January from just having to come for her Chemo+Radiation.

>tfw young and healthy
Why should I be worried, again?

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Not very

>Trump declares _NATIONAL EMERGENCY_
What does that mean? Does the President just yell emergency or are government actions happening?

Corona-Chan is done

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just chill bro
heat kills the virus

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Remindrr that if you didn't prep when we told you too, you are doomed, you should have listened, why?

Because Yas Forums is always right.

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Why are you high risk?

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Stafford Act.

NOTHING BURGER

based bill edition

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relax have a nice, hot drink, friendo
*cough*

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This reminds me I gotta reinstall Honey Select for these hard times

Quality post

Quick rundown?

I got food, a fuckton of desinfecting agents and a secure water supply but no guns

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i was possibly exposed.
how many days should i wait till i develop symptoms or not?

>Every other thread on this board is laughing at you happening fags.
Prove that any other thread matters rn.

>no numbers
shit thread

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Will escorts lower their price?
Asking for my friend.

Shills like you are already dead.

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Rare enough for ya?

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Assuming you're not a psychopath, you probably care about your parents and grandparents enough to not want them dead due to some chink bat soup sniffles.

You're a slav and will probably end up on bestgore.

means we'll blow another trillion dollars at least before this is over

It’s so normal here. Watching you gaylords panic is both bewildering and very entertaining.

kek, awesome

fema.gov/news-release/2020/03/13/covid-19-emergency-declaration

Made for BIG WHITE CELLS

There's no other thread on this board

So hard to say. If that dutch antibody treatment works out and china-style measures are implemented in different countries, it might not be so bad. I still think there's less than 0.1% chance the death count will be less than 500,000.

Nope. Most escrots I know stopped their services and will even double their prices to make up for the lost weeks

kek

nice find

lmao

I know "two weeks" is a meme at this point.
But Toronto will be in a state of shutdown by two weeks.

Americans running out of TP so theyre resorting to cat litter

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rare enough

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t. victim of an idealogy that puts the state over the multigenerational family

How is life in your soulless commie block Ivan?

South Korea had a big increase in the beginning from the cult members. Now they have 100 cases per day due to strict social distancing measures.

Fuck China and fuck the Chinese people. You guys eat fucking rats.

How do I gain Corona's powers?

>started making my own customized hand wash sanitizer with aloe vera, iso and baking soda for that gritty toothy removal feel

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Why not just use water and soap

You're not fucked at all if you just stay home.

brainlet the table has the info per capita

Thanks

Still a zeroburger. Why the fuck are we closing everything if this virus is only relevant to boomers? why not lock boomers indoors?

At this point make a skin mask of your neighbours face. It'll help keep potential infected away and makes raiding easier.

Let her into your heart

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What is the order at which one may develop symptoms? Does cold/runny nose always come first?
Feeling a little fatigued right now but nothing else. AFAIK that usually comes last.

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Fatalities in Iran.

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is this real?

>cat litter
You might as well just wash your ass with cheap wash clothes at that point.

Is dilluted bleach an ok disinfectant?

twitter.com/CriticoD20/status/1238612451425267713?s=20

Multiculturalism good

‘s are immune

ahh so it is a thing.
was wondering if it was only my supermarket.

Did I fucking misspell the word incomplete?

I hope not, I don't want me or my parents to die

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Which is the best Corona-Chan?

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Not but soon he will infect himself to prove us wrong

>be me
>on final supply run
>at self-checkout
>literal boomer walks up to the checkout next to me and starts using it
>mfw

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How can Americans ever recover from these burns?

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But you poop into the litter not wipe or clean yourself with it.

Gib rare lewds

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What ratios ?

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better than nothing

>Gary was here earlier today
>is gone again

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Actually heat makes it go faster

both cute

Errrrr how is this going to cover my mouth and nose?
I've been sent half a mask?

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isto continua a ser um hambúrguer vazio

source

It’s like kid buy and super buu

It’s like kid buu and all super buu

Is it safe for the hands?

i wish that was my ballsack

How it should look

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I think that's to cover vulva.

you unfold it