IT'S FAKE
IT'S NOT A BIOWEAPON
IT'S BARELY SWINE FLU.
IT'S MEME FLU
IT ONLY KILLS ELDERLY WITH PREEXISTING CONDITIONS.
STOP FREAKING OUT.
STOP OVERREACTING.
STOP HOARDING TOILET PAPER LIKE AN ABSOLUTE RETARD.
STOP THE MADNESS. IT'S JUST WHAT (((THEY))) WANT.
THIS FAGGOT LITTLE VIRUS WON'T KILL ANYONE.
BUT YOUR IDIOCY AND PANICKING WILL.
T. /CVG/ VETERAN.
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bump for the retards in the back
i would but the all caps panicky shill threads like these clued me in and i went out and got the masks, the tp, the sacks of beans, everything, but only because these threads just like this one were spammed to the board incredibly freqently and it got fake and gay
also got my vitamin c and star anise and safflower stamens too
wow sounds like you're super prepped... fagit
If it's a nothingburger why did my hospital just spend millions of dollars getting quarantine buildings ready?
also capers are all gone, you can check and see, and even try to order them, but they will auto-reply about back ordering until july
but i have 2 kilograms of the nice big ones, the fancy ones in salt, not the poorfag vinegared ones, mmmmmm and all kinds of tasty things
they bought the meme panic just like everyone else
i mean it won't hurt, there will probably be some extra boomers in there in the coming weeks
but to act like this is a major disaster or the end of civilization is shit-tier retardation.
I have deenz and beans, I will thrive in the deenz economy. Pray it never comes, you don't have the deenz to capitalize a good fortress stronghold anyway.
You deserve to be executed
i have three flats of pic related, but won't be cracking into them until there's an actual happening.... yawn
although they make a nice addition to a pizza or romaine salad. boun appetito
People have forgotten the Plague Ship already. It was full of boomers and only 1% died.
latest studies indicating around twenty times the amount of confirmed cases of cases are extremely mild to asymptomatic and are not added to the stats. possibly looking at total death rate of between 0.05%-0.1%. models predicting cases outside china to peak by end of the month and to almost totally resolve by the end of may.
get your shorts in now as the number of cases will skyrocket but be ready to go long sometime next month when the relatively mild nature of the outbreak comes to light and hysteria subsides.
screencap this btw
>double 7s
>7 dead boomers out of 3k
Nothingburger confirmed.
Okay.
That totally explains Italy's hospitals getting carpet bombed and overwhelmed with serious cases requiring treatment.
im with you
the media is spreading hysteria constantly now, what is their endgame? is this to slow economy or global warming or some shit? i think people will look back at this moment and smack their foreheads
Sounds like climate change is resolving itself now 2bh
Yeah right faggot
Tell that to us and Italy
Hope you burgers collpase in nigger riots
>IT ONLY KILLS ELDERLY WITH PREEXISTING CONDITIONS.
>I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT UNTIL MY GRANDPARENTS DIE
Those are terrible.
You need pic.
I don’t want the world to end, so I like the comfort of knowing it might blow over by summer.
Boomer cope
Why are you telling us? There are barely any people here, try getting some sense into panicky boomers on fb
It's running through me right now, it feels like shit and I do believe there is a chance something may stop working in there, it's the weirdest fucking infection I have ever dealt with, my body is going haywire
you need colloidal silver, pot, and vitamin c
>CORONA IS A LIE
Goddamnit -- and here I am, all stocked up on dildos and vibrators for my puckering faghole
>I am a boomer who is losing money in the stock market and am having trouble adjusting to reality.
Nice cope boomer
Maybe.
Or maybe (((you)) want us to let our guard down so we'll get sick, so (((you))) can administer your (((vaccine))) eh Moshe.
it's a test to determine who is retarded
if you filled your closet with tp cause the tv news man said so congrats you failed the test
If it's a nothingburger, why are there two people with COVID-19 from my university in my local hospital?
Half of the world has preexisting conditions. And killing the elderly means lowered average life expectancy of 5-6 years. It’s also far more infectious and far deadlier than h1n1.
Just because we are all not going to die doesn’t mean it’s a nothing burger
>t.angry redditor who didn't prep and hates his parents
discarded
there are currently rumors that most of severe cases happen in patients who were taking ibuprofen. This matches what was published in the lancet earlier:
>Are patients with hypertension and diabetes mellitus at increased risk for COVID-19 infection?
>ACE2 can also be increased by thiazolidinediones and ibuprofen. These data suggest that ACE2 expression is increased in diabetes and treatment with ACE inhibitors and ARBs increases ACE2 expression. >Consequently, the increased expression of ACE2 would facilitate infection with COVID-19.
>We therefore hypothesise that diabetes and hypertension treatment with ACE2-stimulating drugs increases the risk of developing severe and fatal COVID-19.
More mild cases just means it’s easier to spread. This is not going away.
What's their condition?
Pneumonia, vomiting, coofs.
they got premium health care in Japan. You'll have to fight the other chinks and arabs in hospital queues.
I think I'll die in two weeks lol.
How old are they?
One 79, the other 65.
happeningfags should be gulaged
Ok 65 is bad, do you know them? Like- any other conditions? Smoker maybe?
>diabetes mellitus
lol. burgers are fucked.
I don't know them personally, but some of my friends probably do. If I had to guess they're probably not smokers since all the smokers I've seen in uni have been young edgelords.
it's fucking nothing, what hysterical low iq panicfags don't understand is that 85% of people don't even get tested and just shrug it off like a common cold
the numbers only reflect people who already show serious symptoms, while people with mild symptoms either don't give a fuck simply get told to stay home upon calling their doctor, which makes the case:fatality rate seem much worse than it actually is
It's to slow the virus you fucking idiot, get with the program
it's not about the deaths, you fucking retard. it spreads like crazy and knocks you out for at least 10 days. imagine suddenly 1 million people can't work anymore and need medical help.
this will fuck up any country on this planet.
Bruh. Just no. It's killing about 6x flu in its best projected scenario and far more at its worst.
Fag
>Common cold: a known factor
>Malaria: Doesn't impact me
>Suicide: Just don't kill yourself, bro
>RoadAccidents: Don't drive like an ape
>HIV: Not a loss
>Alcohol: Went out happy
>Smoking: Fuck smokers
>Cancer: World-wide -massive- effort to treat and r&d
Anti-happening-fags like you who worship corona because it kills the parents you're angry at should be gassed.
>alcohol, drunk by billions, causes 300k deaths
those "statistics" are so fucking retarded i don't even know where to begin.
but yes, if billions of people drank liquid corona virus, then there would be more than 300k deaths
Based
>NO NO NO THIS CAN'T NOT BE HABBENING D:
The problem is that it could become the new flu, endemic and any times deadlier, taking the average person out for much longer periods of time and lowering life expectancy. It's not collapse-tier but still bad.
What’s with the sudden burst of any happening fags? Can they not cope with the reality that it’s finally happening after years of pol sayings it’s happening?
What’s with the sudden burst of anti happening fags? Can they not cope with the reality that it’s finally happening after years of pol sayings it’s happening?
According to [Pic Related], OP is Stage 2
Typing in Capitals whilst yelling, "It's just the Flu"
“Barely Swine Flu”
You can easily prevent all but two of those, you raging faggot.
talking out of your faggot little ass with faggot little anime gif and literal faggot little flag, very convincing
>who worship corona because it kills the parents you're angry at
I’m quite sure that is pro-Happeningfags. I love my mother and hate seeing her so paranoid.
You guys keep saying this shit but wait until entire cities are quarantined, shelves are empty AND they're not being restocked anytime soon because of blockages and too many workers in the supply chain start falling ill and dead.
There's already a quarantined city near where I live and many more are soon to come.
If you didn't see the writing on the wall a months ago you're fucking stupid. Even the neurotypicals are starting to get nervous by now.
high school dropouts who don't understand percentages should be made into a soup
it's honestly more suspicious to see threads like this, because you've got nothing to back this up, while there's solid evidence that it's something.
the only evidence you have that this nothing, is you claim a lack of videos, and your own intuition. If I were basing my decision making off of this, I'd believe the flat earth retards.
>CDC estimated that 151,700-575,400 people worldwide died from (H1N1)
cdc.gov
Holy shit so covid-19 is going to kill millions at least.
Just ignoring it at this point. Oh no the supermarkets won’t restock for some strange reason!
Fucking sheep.
>One 79, the other 65
what these pensioners studied at your uni
Most things will but some things won’t due to supply chains getting screwed.
Might be teachers or people studying for fun, I know a few
>>Cancer: World-wide -massive- effort to treat and r&d
That's because the treatment is worse - numerous antibiotics and antiviral toxic white powders get injected into you in the hospital. Also no nutritious food in hospital.