Soup Nazi here

Soup Nazi here.
I'm making a soup.
I live in a world where women can't cook.
Stop ordering junk food and join me. How do we use the political process to convince burgers to start cooking again?

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What's your soup recipe Pavel?

I unironically bought three cook books a couple of weeks ago and stocked on products. I plan on using this quarantine to learn how to cook basic stuff, since the temptation of buying cooked shit is non existent for the moment.
The other day I made 10/10 chicken with rice. Basic, but it's a good start.

Lets go son, get chopping.
I made some Cajun spiced chicken and a garden salad, i was feeling lazy

Also here's a joke:
Young women know how to drink like their fathers, but don't know how to cook like their mothers.

femanon
I eat veggie stew every night for dinner, with pumpernickel bread on the side.
this is what I had the other night lol

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No ham hawks? Where are the bones? This is why we leave all the toilet work for the polish; or maybe just maybe that's how they make soup in the 3rd world.

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no idea, but im sure it needs more salt

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Reported for ban evasion.

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>ham hawks

The only cooking amermutts know is to press the button on the microwave
>czech em

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rate my delicious homemade soup

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Kys

Get a pressure cooker.

no
keep shoving burgers in ur face tho, lol

It's ham hocks retard

fuck you then'
I'll have my own soup kitchen, with,, with black jack and hookers

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Kys

>a world where women can't cook
fuck this shit
obviousy, this is not the only (and not even the main) reason why i'll never have a gf, but the fact that i'm a better cook than most girls i know is just depressing
like, what good are you as a woman if you can't cook

How do I make soup?

Lets hang out. I'll make curry

but since you're a woman i can't trust anything you say. women are inherently and chronically dishonest and will say anything to preserve reputation.

Add a bay leaf you absolute nigger!
What bullion/ broth do you use? I like better than bullion, you probably dont have it.
brown the veggies first particularly onions

kek

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Try adding some rhubarb leaves to your veggie stew.
It makes it so tasty, it is to die for.

Could you stop already posting your toilet and food?
Thanks.

I'll be damned. I'll have to try it if I see it.

I usually make sourdough bread but the panicfags bought all the strong flour so I made soda bread today with regular flour I had. Buying a 25kg bag later today from catering supplies place. Soda bread is the shit too though.

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sneed

Pretty sure this is a sick joke. Arent those poison?

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Its very satisfying making things from scratch user. And tasty

Try not being an attentionwhore next time

Obviously you wash them beforehand, don't remove any of the skin. Then you cut them in halves and roast them in a pan covered with tinfoi with the cut side down on high heat until they're fairly brown. After that you can add them to your stock. Fucking delicious mate.

>brown the veggies first particularly onions
This.
Lightly caramelising the surface of onions in lard on a cast iron fry pan at a high heat before adding it to the stock pot makes quite a difference.

tits or gtfo

i maed this. please rate my cooking.

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>Aren't those poison?
Only to meat eaters. ;)

pro pro tip
you can get these things that look like oversized tea infusers and put the veggies in there
apparently it's called a seasoning ball in English

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>not bat
Get a load of this guy

Where is the meat?

no :)

Wait a minute..
meine-familie-und-ich.de/rezepte/selbstgemachte-huehnersuppe
They stole your picture!

thank you fren :)

Haha... White knight spotted
Think you need to chill out my man
This

>so much flavor
I guess dirt must be really tasty for German standards.

Men that can't cook should off themselves

Tits whore

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I replied you because you're a female poster, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

you can make a simple soup out of 50% potatoes and 50% celery root
flavor it with nutmeg and black pepper

>Pumpernigger

Using potatoes in soup the most pleb thing you can do

Devilish.

Give milky now you lazy sow.

Just needs some eau de toilette

When my dad makes beef stew, I break up the bread rolls and pour the stew into the bowl.
The bread soaks up the soup that way and I eat the whole thing. I never eat the bread on the side.

>tfw hubby cooks for me most of the time
Feels good

You really need a new knife my man. I've told you this before too. Get on it.

Thats why the base is always a tasty meat broth of some sort krautbro. You can have vegies and meaty goodness at the same time

No its not, its a good starch to put in. He is using way too many though

What's the big white thing in the top left

Fug

Celeriac

The leaves are poison. Nice try rabbi.

Is that why you put potatoes in all of your ciorbas?

that sounds delicious

Only when you put them in stew that contains meat dumbass.

kek'd + check'd

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are you vegan? I am as well. :)

Looks good, is that celeriac or cheese though.
Dont put the cabbage in until the last 10 minutes as it goes butter when cooked for a long time and where are your herbs and fats

> Not being an exclusive carnivore
Enjoy your poverty foods.

You only need to eat meat, it contains everything we need.

Sounds good.
I make Chili con carne and Curry mostly.
Sometimes I marinade a cheap steak to make it tender.

then why did god give us veggies?

I made this soup.
W-would you.. like some, user?

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Very nice user. I love your cutlery

Pray tell how do you filter out onion skin?

Is there a recipe where I could put a lot of veggies and pork ? You know, Ilike a stew Or a soup with chunks of pork in it

Yes, since changing to a Vegan diet I lost a lot of weight, I fell lethargic all the time, I struggle to lift anything over 3kg's and my IQ has dropped 10 points. But at least I can sleep at night knowing those poor animals aren't being killed anymore. So much suffering the the world, we really need to work on converting the world to veganism, including animals such as lions.

Take this over to /ck/, also, your meatless soup looks like shit.

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A spoon of tomato paste and a sprinkle of parmesean for umami

He didn't. Most vegetables aren't even as nature designed, they have been hybridised into todays veg. You could say "Why did God put so many plant toxins in vegentables if he wanted us to eat them, e.g Oxalates, Lectins, phytic acid, etc etc. Meat contains none. I can kill a Deer and eat it raw and get all my nutrients from that one animal.

Vegetable soup is fine, but yeah, I'd throw in some bacon myself.

You pass the stock trough a sieve after it's done. Make sure to thoroughly squash all the vegetables so nothing gets lost.

Premium Soup.

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