Kraut/pol/ & TEOTWAWKI General - Ya'll are already dead! Edition

>free lunches for children while school is closed?
where would this lunch take place? On an infection party?

I'm afraid it has it all - retardation, schizo and methhead syndrome...

Crossbow is illegal here

correction, read "free meals", so breakfast, lunch, and snacks. They said they are working out a strategy to get them out. The WV national guard said they would assist with anything, and they got a shit load of MREs I imagine they would hand out, considering we are "poor" people kek. (We had a major storm that knocked out 80% of power lines in the state, and went without power for 2 weeks, got boxes full of free MREs after the 3rd day) And ontop of, the state is saying no one will get their water cut off for unpaid bills and everyone who had their water turned off will be turned back on.
It's illegal to take a stick, and some string and make it into a certain combination, with another stick and a rock with string? Very interesting.

what part of the Umvolkung did you guys not understand?
still people out there who are surprised?

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Lol what?

wut?! god darn it. well, home made is the way to go. besides, once WROL who will care about things like (((legality)))

Btw how long do you guys think the deliveryfags will do their task? I still have a major order yet uncompleted and officially due by the end of the coming week (Friday to be precise...)

You heard him. He would be jailed if he were caught in China, I mean Australia, with a stick and a string for being "too advanced".

In Spain a crossbow requires a loicence, basically like a gun does.

If you guys thought jailing a 300lb gorilla for murdering and raping women and children was "bad practice", wait until you learn white goes to jail for picking up stick.

So what you're saying, is that when you go to pick up a stick, you need to go ask permission from the adults first, right?

Morning! Have terrible hangover ...

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We are 9 days back compared to Italy. And they ordered a lockdown on 9th March. When will it happen in Germany?

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Moin! and I am great! just had a wonderful sip of prima quality Bourbon! priapism endures!!!!

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All these mean cis white nigger-hating faggots will die and then the wholesome CBT-loving türkic bull will inherit the land...
>*turns pink with rage and beings to tear up*
...AND THATS A GOOD THING!!

We're back in clownworld baby.

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reminder that our foolish government has been to dumb to store masks and hand saniticer to stop the spread. Have been shopping, no cleaning of door knobs or shopping ventures, no one wearing masks. Without this mesurements containment is futile.

>You heard him. He would be jailed if he were caught in China
based and migrant/student pilled

So is weed and opium, and those things grow out of the ground.

I mean, at least weed does. Dunno what you have to do to opium.

>We're back in clownworld baby.
never left it...

Bows are allowed, crossbows not. I know that from that part of the famalam that lives in Spain. I have family all over Europe and weapon laws in general are often not very common sense all over the continent.

Don't know but Jeff still owns me a large ass package. Had a coupon, normally I don't buy there.

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>Bourbon

Under different circumstances I'd say cheers but right now ... ugh! Maybe will get that priapism running again later in the evening.

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SitRep - Lithuania just closed borders for ALL FOREIGNERS!

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>masks
But user, masks don't work.
Also we need to order more masks for the hospitals.

what you need right now is Sauerkraftsaft! have plenty here

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No, your government is China.
Even here, and they are getting worse because low IQ retards on the left that want us to live with tools as if we are in 1200 BC. I know, because I try to go arrowhead hunting, and these relics are in better shape than the left will ever be.

Masks dont work, thats the reason all surgeons wear them all the time. Its not about getting infected, its about spreading!

*Sauerkrautsaft
somehow subconscious wants to write KRAFT KRAFT everywhere

> Imagine listening to a Mulatta physician
Don't want to know how much cock she had to take to get that job.

The answer is all of it. All.

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n95 masks do work

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>Mulatta physician
Who are you talking about?

Based bowuser. We have several. They are absolutely legal here though.

The physician how broadcasted that is half Black.

his sex fantasies, genes do matter :D

>Sauerkraftsaft!

That might do, yes. Was the last thing I added to the stockpile, almost forgot about the Sauerkraut!!

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*Who.

There are still lots of masks available.

For high IQ people that is.

not the heidorino :O

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So fucking based.
i just spendt 3 days on forging 4 spear head

>The physician how broadcasted that is half Black.
There were many newspaper claiming this, already a few weeks ago, for example "die Welt".

>might do
it does.
>almost forgot
that's because you're not enough nordic! no true snownigger would forget Sauerkraut! EVAH!

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basierat och spjutpillat! make sure to kill all undesirables once the WROL comes

>SauerKRAFTsaft

Ok too wasted, didn't even notice it ... fugg, fren, you're high again!! You took too much, man ... too much ... too much ...

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*baserat

Ultracope. The chance of me being an oildriller are minimally compared to a Baltic or EE living in the West.

Marylyn Addo. Look it up. She was among the first who said it.

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I'm high as fucking kite on habbeding!!!!

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>The chance of me being an oildriller are minimally compared to a Baltic or EE living in the West.
>source: trust me doode

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He's got a point, y'know.

No, really. Go to the UK and watch it for yourself. The lion share of coalburners and oildrillers are from ex Soviet countries. With me they are next to zero. The entire identify revolves around hating niggers, it makes no sense.

im even going to kill a couple of my frends just be sure

>"that's because you're not enough nordic!" says the barbarian ...

Oh well, Drachen keeps telling me that I can be as persistent and annoying as an Itaka. :D

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Ok you know what? I'll join in later on that ... right now I am positively not in the condition.

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