/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2042

>what's next?
A grave

COVFEFE WAS WARNING ABOUT WUHAN LAB

TLDR COV WAS INSERTED INTO FE++ AND FE++- AND MIXED WITH WUHAN ARTIFICIAL ADRENOCHROME MIX N KILLING ALL PEDOS WORLDWIDE

Calm down Causescu-sama

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Reminder that Italy and Spain are fucked

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2020 has been an exciting year hasn't it?

Boredom. Then it's over. Back to work.

It's probably already too late.
But this time no one will save them except themselves.

Just keep prepping.

I only really use toilet paper to wipe the rim of the toilet when I get piss on it. I wash my ass after shitting. Toilet paper is barbaric and only for emergencies when using a public restroom or camping or something. Be a civilized human being, and wash your ass.

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Give it straight to me: are my balls safe?

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>1 roll per day
In India

FUCK FAGS, NIGGERS, CHINKS, AND EUROPEANS AMERICANS WILL BEAT THIS DISEASE AND EVERYONE WILL WANT OUR /GIRTHY COCK/

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Congo already banned europeans from entering. So not as soon as we'd like.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Is this you, user?

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A-a-are 41%ers going to survive this?

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You are not alone user

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No... you should take painkillers for the sore throat and stop being a fag. In any order.

Your country is in dire straights right now, but it doesn't mean you have to lash out at us.

"Just let the boomers die" isn't a solution. The point of society is to serve people, not the other way around. We cannot just kill people off as soon as they become economically inactive because the whole point of retirement is to relax and be taken care of as a reward for all your hard work across life. A society CANNOT continue to exist if it kills people for not working because then there is nothing to work for, no reason or reward.

this tbqh senpai
I don't mind having a lot of sick time, but not sure if I'm ready to have an actual ball-smashing.

tell them to drink bleach

Kill them. Corona-chan will do it anyway, so being shot isn't that bad after all.

Second dead in Greece just reported.

92 year old from Ptolemaida

protothema.gr/greece/article/984402/koronoios-deuteros-nekros-stin-ellada/

Oh my god. The S oy will inherit the earf.

I would do it even if it meant getting infected

I don’t fucken know but I refuse to believe they aren’t. I’d rather learn the hard way when it’s time desu.

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>lash out
dude
do fucking something
holy shit

They won't notice

>m-m-muh scary Europeans
lmao you're more likely to get turned into nig-soup than for a pure Northern European to infect you

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Anything interesting happened in the last few hours?

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Source on German quaranatine ?

They will die from their anxiety and mental illness anyway, they arent made to handle this level of stress anyway.

If you are lucky lmao

what's this about balls?

>"Just let the boomers die" isn't a solution

It actually is. It's a temporary solution. The alternative is the young dying while people waste medical supplies on the old. You act as if we're saying everyone should be killed as soon as they hit old age and that's not true. It's just something we have to do right now for the greater good.

synchronized russian shitpost, proud of you, bro

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This is a top tier fucking meme topkek

>ball smashing

Wait, what?

> cuck, the post

>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade your homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

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god I need to choke on that ass

Rumors. JUST rumors mind you, that infertility issues post corona-chan could be real.

>Italy

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Bros I’m having a hard time coping that my parents may likely die from this. Fuck.

Spain and Italy are now the epicentre for the virus

To late to close the borders...

Just coof for 2/3 weeks and you'll be fine. Totaly worth it

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>beats the virus easily
>laughs at China
>cucks weak japanese bois

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>Boredom. Then it's over. Back to work.
This is what I'm leaning towards, though I have no clear idea how long it will last. Maybe a full month? We'll be Wuhan I guess.
I try to not go out anymore. The supermarkets are PACKED right now, it's a circus full of coofers AND THEY AREN'T WEARING MASKS.
That's actually insane, they probably don't suspect the virus being on their toilet paper plastic either, than store it in the basement where it can survive for up to 28 days.

what the fuck is wrong with you? you think using a whole roll a day is normal?
Even when I had bad hayfever I wouldn't use a roll a day
I use 8 squares a day to wipe my ass. 8 measly squares. Eat healthier you spastic

How horrible experience for an autist introvert to be locked down with his coworkers?

What are the most plausible conspiracy theories on corona?

Fuck off chong gooks are dropping like flies and you know it. Stop Shilling for CCP

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32092539

Speculation about Corona getting an ADE boost from other coronaviruses, and why Wuhan had such a high mortality rate (which is 25 or higher in some studies).

Can you help them quarantine, and enforce it? If so you have a good chance, if they won’t bother nothing you could’ve done will prevent it.

Posting again
Had a cough a couple of days ago
Later a ”cold” sensation/pain in my throat
I now feel ”numb-ish” in my throat and breathing heavily
Am I infected? I don’t have any fever

Just have them stay indoors you fool, do all the shopping yourself and protect them as well, use your second amendment.

We’re next

It feels so good to be vindicated. I prepped in late January and everyone fucking called me crazy now they are panicking going from store to store getting their "essentials". Fuck everyone else, I was god damn right and you deserve it for not listening.

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>do fucking something
I'm leaving the house only when necessary. That's about all I can do.

Shall I go to the supermarket to see if I can get good pictures of boomers panic buying toilet paper instead of canned food?

Some said that it's not Corona, but shitty chink medicine that was responsible for the testicle demage

Rate my setup

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how do I into roll iframes in DS1

I think we all are, fren, at least those with good ones.

It sucks.

>Source on German quaranatine ?
not enforced (yet), just recommended and lots of events terminated. i hope it's going to happen gradually though

What happened to svenanon?

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>Wait my ass.

yes please!

don't know if this counts but in my opinion the Chinks are lying and have an enormous death toll as well as it not being remotely under control.

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>Heubei providence begins being unblocked from the internet
>Shills return to duty shitting up the board
>Q posters return on the same day
>21 year old american shot through his bedroom window in political assassination
The old world was fun.

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Started as China fucking with viral forces they had no hope to control, Shinji cult in Korea busted it loose and shared it with the world.

The Chad herdimmuner vs the virgjn quarrentiner

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Italian rate of added infections didn't rise from day to day though.

>India
>Toilet paper

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Calm down, retard. Normies in every country caused this to happen the way it did. Greed and progressive politics have finally reached their pinnacle, and now we will see the unraveling.

Bioweapon theory still isn't official