What is your excuse for not living in Russia? The girls in here are nice, alcohol is cheap and houses are big...

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It's a frozen shithole and the women are as mad as cut snakes
t. cuzzin lives over there doing real estate shit

Russia is a giant shithole full of golddigging whores and alcoholic braindamaged retard men.

I would if I had a lot of money but moving there on its own... ehh. kinda poor hard to make enough money
chicks are hot tho and no gays so pretty good to me

>houses are big
They sure are

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Last I checked, getting a Russian citizenship wasn't as easy as simply skipping over the border. I highly doubt I meet any of the credentials to move there.

Also, aren't the crime rates fairly high? And the STI rates?

FPBP

aмepикoc-вaнтики pыдaют )))

I work at a hospital and your healthcare systém is poor as fuck. You still have these old commie hospitals filled with bydlo and gopnik patients. No thank you. However, my father worked 2years in SSSR as engineer working on pipelines. He had good times in Russia, while building pipelines through your territory. Everywhere he landed with helikopter he found some Russian pussy for every night.

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Russia is a nice place but I will return to my homeland after finishing my study. Nothing beats being at home

>What is your excuse for not living in Russia?

Its ex-communist shithole.

>Just you come here for a month or two and you will definitely stay here till the end of your life.

Nice try KGB.

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I've been to Russia and love the people, but your wages suck and 6 day work weeks are bullshit.

I like this joke, very funny.

I am not a rootless cosmopolitan who is willing to abandon his land.

I would hesitate to put my money in there for fear of ever being able to get it back out again if I changed my mind.

Not gonna lie, I'd love to check out the zone sometime.

I don't mean to make light of the event, but if it's really recovering, that's pretty bad ass.

Idk that I could live there though. Our world is what it is, and I've spent my life here.

Truly the finest human specimens

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Russia really is a paradise. Everything is cheap, the people are all so brotherly and united, they are disciplined and against the globohomo agenda, which the west loves.
I visited Russia a few years back, I miss it dearly, love you Russian brothers!
Is Russia great? See pic related.

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I like fucking men’s asses with my cock, I like my cock sucked by men, and I sometimes eat cum and suck cocks.

Will I get a government issued cute Russian girlfriend?

Pyccкий язык cлoжный

I will probably try to move there after saving some money. The USA just has no future, and I don't want my grandkids to be Mexicans.

Was expecting an American flag lmao

I don't want to die by being stabbed by a Kyrgyz or Chechen.

My excuse is that the russian government doesnt want to have us even thpugh we are 100% russian. The russian giberment is 140% kiked.

What is not wrong with them?

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>Russians are a stain on this planet and should be systematically exterminated with cost as no object
I'm pretty sure there was some guy in Germany who tried that, and it didn't work well for him.

We don't need W*stoids here.

Russia has been run by Jews for over a century. Why would anyone want to live there?

Fucking kek

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I watched few bloggers who travel through the world. Once they go to Belarus/Russia, sometimes some people start to freak out, that they are American spies, and the situation becomes tense.

Russians are hostile in general. Some of them is cool, but let’s face it, Russians are not this 20% nice people.

It's a poorfag albino-nigger shithole. Alcohol is for drug addicts and your women are all krokodil skanks - the decent ones are all whoring themselves as girlfriends to rich oligarchs living in Western Europe.

Houses are big?? wtf? Literally the worst part of living in this country is that everyone lives on top of each other like cockroaches in tiny apartments

Doesnt Moscow have nice suburbs?
Just live there
Fuck commie blocs

Why would I move to a poor, dictatorship country?

This looks like bullshit. Especially the part about toilets. Also low press freedom is a good thing

>AIDS
>White niggers
>Muslims
Basically Nigeria with snow and an Autistic KGB Dictator; may I suggest Romanian, Latvian, or Lithuanian pussy if sport fucking abroad? Less likely to get HIV

I'll consider it I'm waiting for a fertilised egg for my girlfriend

Yeah rich people live there. I'd rather not make the 2 hour traffic commute into the city. But plenty of these people are mega rich and have private drivers so it doestb matter. I think apartment living fucks up people's minds. People need a territory, no matter how small, that they can call their own

my life is in the internet anyway

Major issue is what will you do here. I decided teaching English sucks and it's nit for me. I will only return to live here with a good plan and that includes a job

Heard HIV is a big problem there and I like to buttsex women

Isnt most of Russia completely empty?
You could probably claim a good chunk of Siberia and nobody would notice

Jobs seem very marginal and non-existant for poor Russian-speaking/reading/writing people. Pretty cool, otherwise.

>some random foreigner starting a business in Russia
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

these are ukrainians but yes they are technically russians

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horrible climate
excessive corruption
i hate alcoholics

Then why haven't you left France yet?
>honhonhonhon

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Mostly government land. Also complete lack of infrastructure and access outside off of main routes

>i hate alcoholics
Must be suck living in France then

> horrible climate

maybe

> excessive corruption

has a lot of bonuses when it is controlled

> i hate alcoholics

don’t communicate with them, that’s not a problem at all

Because it's like my country but with even worse corruption, worse women, worse living conditions, worse climate, worse language and pretty much worse everything.
Only russo-mutts or brainwashed retards like like Russia here.

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you again, mass pooper?

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day
If they're eating nothing but cheetos and butter, maybe

when we say "France" to foreigners, they think baguette
when we say "Russia", they think vodka

Sound like a real ball drainer!

the only problem in France are niggers and arabs, without them it would be the perfect country

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Bulgarians are literally Russia's bitch so your opinion isn't worth jackshit.

Nice try Gypsy

Its a shithole ruled by the mafia.

>worse women, worse living conditions, worse climate, worse language and pretty much worse everything
You gypsoturks are hilarious

>muh gypsies