/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2041 - no bakers alive anymore again

POST CORONACHAN NOW!!!

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12k dead by the end of this month. BET

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Reminder that the numbers are wrong because they don't support my roleplay.

ARE YOU REALLY FINE THOUGH user!? ARE YOU!?

BLESSED

Hahahaha, I am more of a Butter Chicken guy tho.

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Based jannie pretending to be a poo-in-loo.
Also fuck jannies.

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Marijuana surpresses immune system. You are fucked and so are your lungs. Enjoy your high

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If I must suffocate, let it be between Corona-Chan's massive tits.

OFC ching chong says nothing about China. They cured it

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I am now the designated baker for a few threads till someone picks up.

Welcome back Gary, it's been a few threads.

They cancelled every school in the state for two weeks. Is this thing for real? I kind of thought it was just a meme.

...

I thought China was cured

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DUDE

Forgot my image.

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You can get suppositories now

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also good and tasty
don't have the chance to eat spicy meals often but I've taken a liking to turmeric recently

Here's some fresh OC.

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But memes are real user.

At the current moment, yeah. If I do suffer in horrid pain and die then guess I just suffer in horrid pain and die.

Doesn't seem worth it to be upset. Didn't Yas Forums always want for years there to be a major happening? Well here it is.

Dutch scientists at UMC & UU claim to have found an anti-body for Corona virus. Still needs to be tested on humans.
erasmusmagazine.nl/2020/03/13/unieke-vondst-in-erasmus-mc-antilichaam-tegen-corona/
Summary in English:
There was already an anti-body for SARS 1 and SARS2.
The anti-body still needs to be tested on humans.
It prevents the virus from infecting and can help find the virus.
As part of EU project ZAPI they first found anti-bodies for MERS, SARS and OC-43.

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It's meme enough for God Emperor Trump to stumble through a State of Emergency declaration.

You should look into Ray Dalio's close friend Wang Qishan, famous as the 2003 SARS firefighter. Xi's nr 2 and I bet he's the glowniggers man in China.

im chill as fuck right now

its over

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Just a flu, bro.

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>Greater China
this faggot fucked up, either he upset chinks or hk & taiwan

Check the confirmed cases in your county. If you are in one that has a lot of them, best start staying inside.

Guernsey added

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>NIGGERS ARE NOT IMMUNE
>NIGGERS ARE NOT IMMUNE
>NIGGERS ARE NOT IMMUNE
>NIGGERS ARE NOT IMMUNE
>NIGGERS ARE NOT IMMUNE

someone please post more, i'm almost there

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can someone post the new cases?
like the "updated since yesterday" cases where theres a big ol' list of countries with +55(4) or something?

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someone save the lolis please

NOT THE LOLIS

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Nice

Why no video or photos coming from New Rochelle containment zone?

All Indian restaurants that I went to in the EU were over-priced AF though. It always felt like I was getting ripped off.

based pajeet/10

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True.
Kek. Italy's the epicenter now right?
Nice user

Based Gary

How the fuck weren't western governments alarmed since january? It was so fucking obvious

saved/10

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Fuck testing. Just shoot me up with the antibody. Let's get nuts.

Literally none of this feels real anymore. The extent to which this is being taken seriously seems so odd to me, this virus isn’t even that dangerous yet we’re essentially butchering our economies over it. Why?

Here in British Columbia it seems we’ve essentially committed economy suicide when we literally only have 53 cases.

Why? Was it worth it?

This is the winco in Bellingham, went there earlier today for provisions.

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So how long until work places get shut down in the US?

Schools in my state are shut down for 2 weeks. When do workplaces follow suit? I work in a factory so outside of the profit hit, it's doable for us.

Because clown world. Haven't you been paying attention?

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youtube.com/watch?v=hTpwyMZTh6g
>Chinese officials have arrested several people for spreading fake news online about the viral spread of pneumonia
>Authorities say it is untrue and no person to person transmission has been found so far
>POLICE HAVE WARNED THAT FABRICATING RUMORS AND SPREADING THEM ARE AGAINST THE LAW
This aged well.

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By the time we are done with this they will exchange their dollar for a new currency printed on TP. In God We Flush.

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Expect Italy start to lie about their numbers in a couple of weeks, just like China and every other country did

150 cases

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Goodbye Florida, you were always the retard state but you were pretty cool.

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I don't think it's stuck we just dont get the correct nummers China is lying

Also in a factory setting. My bosses have no fucking idea what to do other than hopefully get their shipments through. It'll be too late by the time they decide to keep people at home.

yes it is.

they did literally EVERYTHING to make it spread and i like it, even when it's so damn obvious

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WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL PARROTING "MUH ONLY KILLS OLDFAGS"??
EVERY RANGE CAN END UP IN A FUCKING ICU BED, HOSPITALS ARE NEAR COLLAPSE ALREADY, PEOPLE WILL BE DYING FROM ALL SORTS OF SHIT BECAUSE OUR SYSTEM WILL BE FUCKED

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corona meme

Very nice, I would have replaced the flames with viruses

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>isolated at home
>running our of supplies
>water shut off so thirsty
>knock at the door
>hello anonchan milk truck has arrived
Wut do?

Any information about coronavirus and Type 1 diabetes?

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Manlets btfo yet again, look at all them barilla

Of course they will, a lockdown is unsustainable for that long. People will riot if they don't lift it ASAP. Nobody believes China's new infections are almost down to 0 exactly because of this. There was no hope of winning the battle against corona. Almost everyone will be infected and lots of people will perish.

A few schools around here have ended classes until the start of the new school year. And some work places have said they won't even consider shutting down unless ordered to by the government.
Gotta get them shekels

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>PEOPLE WILL BE DYING FROM ALL SORTS OF SHIT BECAUSE OUR SYSTEM WILL BE FUCKED

Correct. Man gets stabbed in a supermarket? He goes to the same hospital where all those people dying of coronavirus are. If it's full then he's now at risk of dying, regardless of what he's dying of.

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Shit, they must be intubated. Why the fuck there are no doctors?

It's one of the last things to cling to.
It's no longer just in Wuhan, or just in China, or just in Europe, etc etc. The last hope for the deniers is "boomer killer".

They did do everything they could to make it spread, but then again they themselves did everything they could to get infected.
Not saying they aren't using this as a bioweapon for phase II white genocide, just that they're retarded at the same time.

>yfw bike week is still going on

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>asymptomatic H2H transmission through even fucking braps
>OMG!!!!! WHERE ARE ALL DAT CASES COMING FROM????? :0000

because muh infographics said I have 0.00000002% of dying lol it's safe let's all hug and kiss each other

You tell me, because I have no idea.

You could grab several random anons back in January and they could have stopped this shit if they had control. Throw in a nothingburger fag too to make it 8 so it's not biased. Open source is all that was needed to predict this.

Who /Swine Flu/ here?

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>$15 Million
Surely Apple could pay $50 nay $100 million to help with worldwide recovery and it wouldn’t hurt them

Broward is a portal to hell that kikes crawl out from, prove me wrong.

Kek

Why bother keeping up with the situation if you're unwilling to trust anything that doesn't align with your desired outcome?

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Hope the faggots that allowed the women's Day march are hanged on the street or die a painful Corona death

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It's a fucking hoax. There are more fucking cvg threads than deaths outside of china.

Nigger instincts would take over and I'd slurp on dem udders if it were the last thing I'd do.

everyone is lying ...except for the schizos on pol

THIS IS ASTRONAUT TRAINING IN PREPARATION FOR LIVING ON MARS
THINK ABOUT IT
WHO THE FUCK HAS ENOUGH WILLPOWER TO LIVE INDOORS WITHOUT GOING CABIN FEVER CRAZY
WHO THE FUCK WILL BE THE LAST NATION STANDING THAT DIDN'T AN HERO IN THE END
THE WINNER GETS MARS
ALL OF MARS
MAY THE BEST NATION WIN
YOU'RE IN THE REAL OLYMPICS NOW

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decreased appetite, low BG

floridaman will only grow stronger

Hong Kong and Singapore introduced health screening for travellers from Wuhan on January 3rd.

people actually STILL trying to backtrack it

WEW

just 1,5 month too late for that...

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kek, we don't speak of puny, weak diseases here

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>WHO THE FUCK HAS ENOUGH WILLPOWER TO LIVE INDOORS WITHOUT GOING CABIN FEVER CRAZY
like half of Yas Forums

>believing this

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I work at a Fedex hub and I guarantee they aren't going to do shit for us

Just went to the local supermarkets, and holy shit boomers are panicking in their usual retarded way.
Some aisles have been raided clean and it's only 9:20 AM.

Canned food: still plenty
Soap/shower gel/toothpaste: still plenty
Flour: still plenty
Alcohol: still plenty

Pasta: gone
Rice: gone
Bread: gone
TOILET PAPER: GONE

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No, Modric. The spirit of Corona-chan has endured. Her life force is bound to the coofers and the coofers survived. Corona-chan has returned. Her RNA have mutated... her fortress of Wuhan is rebuilt in the land of Hubei. Corona-chan needs only these coofers to cover all the lands in the second darkness. She is seeking them, seeking them, all her thought is bent on it. For the coofers yearns, above all else, to return to the hand of their master: they are one, the coofers and the dark lady. Modric, she must never find out.

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because the ones affected the most are old people with a lot of contact to other people, and guess who those are. Yes, the politicians and powerful in the world.

No jokes I had the swine flu when I was 13.
I was out for a full week, couldn't communicate properly or anything. It was genuinely horrible, but I survived.
I'll outlive this virus too, my genes are strong enough.

That's just supermarkets on a Saturday user.

I've stayed longer at home when there was no virus

Where is this? Spain? Italy? Iran?

I think I have Corona.
>had a bad cold the other day
>I can't stop coughing right now
I don't have a fever, for now.

you can still get drunk and make bread

It was 0 cases in my city yesterday morning. Today Im receiving info theres about 9 confirmed cases. This is all so surreal, and Im actually worried because my dad is only now recovering from type A influenza. So many years shitposting about happenings and now Im staring at it from my window.

Are you memeing? Am I at an increased risk of getting fucked hard from this with type 1?

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Because the government s have been willfully withholding information about the extent of damage the virus does to your body in order to prevent nationwide panic, which in their mind (and they're probably rigbt) would just make the situation way worse. So yes, it is that bad. But you knowing how bad it is is dangerous to their attempts to contain it while maintaining as close to the same form of government and institutions after this is all said and done.

That upward curve. Its... exciting.

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>Less threads than deaths in Iran

Fixed it for you

look filename fagget

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invest in netflix

It's on a national scale, so individuals don't matter, it's a group effort. Unless Yas Forums declares itself a nation which I don't see happening any time soon.
The last time there was a winner in the real Olympics, we went to the moon.

that proves nothing

I had swine flu when I was 8. 2009 was the year I almost died but I didn’t and I now have syphilis. Fairly certain I can live through Corona

less tacos is never a bad thing

Nope. My supermarket isn't a huge Carrefour muslim-infected consumerist hell temple, it's small/average, and it's the first time they actually run out of some goods.

>Crucial toilet paper
lmao

save us dutch bros

can you cough phelm out? if so what color? any other symptoms you could describe?

kathimerini.gr/1069094/article/epikairothta/ellada/deyteros-nekros-apo-ton-korwnoio-sthn-ellada

Just had our second death here. 90 year old man.

you clearly haven't understood one of the main problems this virus causes...

they hide this, but you can look it up. there was a swine flu epidemic in the southwest back in 1998. it was wayy worse. there was only 2 kids left in my class that werent sick. the news was telling people to stay inside, and hospital wait times were 24hrs+

That's the point, they let this happen on purpose to kill off the older generation since retirement/pensions/social security was set to bankrupt our country -- all to keep their little ponzi schemes going for another generation or two.

That and Japan really, really wanted the Olympics. And China wanted to kill off their muzzie population without the Hitler comparisons -- notice how no one has mentioned their "re-education" camps since the outbreak.

Everything is going according to the plan.

because thtat was racist. #hugachinese

duplicate numerals corroborate that shit. listening to some chill motown. inb4 well dressed niggers pimped by jews

Gary, it’s been real. I’ve been coofing all week. Thank you for everything

spidr.today/q/corona

>WHO THE FUCK HAS ENOUGH WILLPOWER TO LIVE INDOORS WITHOUT GOING CABIN FEVER CRAZY
me you normalfaggot

I've got an inflamed jaw muscle that is making it hard to eat but I'm too scared to go to the doctor in case I corona

Should I go to the gym if there are less than 5 people, lads? They're going to close monday and I won't be able to squat for months probably

china is lying. italy cant keep up, and tests are running out globally.

I think I will go out for tacos before the quarantine goes in effect and the businesses shut down

There are reasons to be worried tho.
See this peertube.nocturlab.fr/videos/watch/3f214295-8af8-4cba-af74-72eddfd23dc1
The guy (who was on his way to advise Macron) explains well the extent of the spread and the risks involved (including for young men of 30-50 yo).

yeah you leafs will do fine. you guys have a strong immune system from all the dog fucking you faggots do.

Real deal type people are predicting millions of deaths. Banks.

I know us Americans are stupid but god damn. Are we worse than Chinese?

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become an accelerator, now is the time

Chinks have fucked themselves over pretty bad though. I'll be surprised if it doesn't end up with millions dead in china alone

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NGUBU NOOOOO

This is why we should just refuse to treat anyone above 65.
>regular capacity will easily deal with it
>no need for draconian measures (quarantine, lockdown, etc) that kill the economy
>stupid old people die who can't wash their hands or don't understand that they need to isolate themselves for a couple months
>active people can finally get some breathing room because there's less deadweight
But NOOOO instead we lock down everything. UK is right, we should let this take its course without much interaction, it would be a win-win. All we need to do is increase police and army presence so people don't lose their shit, but that's it.

Remember boys, whatever the government does, it's ALWAYS making things worse. The free market could deal with this way better. No exceptions.

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What's the next level of panic after mass TP shortage and State of Emergency?

Rising the best to 20k

I feel the same poo. I don't know why indian food is so expensive here.

We try to troll each other in an effort to cull the retards in our midst.

How can memes be real if our eyes aren’t real?

medyo nag hope na di pa to kumalat nag alala na ako puta

This is the darwin test, I would let it happen

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We’re literally throwing our economies into the garbage because boomers die from a relatively mild virus that isn’t killing young people.

The economic crisis is going to kill far more people then this virus ever could.

Why do we insist on role playing apocalypse scenarios? The world has gone crazy.

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Typical burger, doesn't understand a rhetorical question. Don't make me post the babby fuck manga.

Yeah, but enough alcohol in the system will keep it from circulating in the blood.

It will prevent and kill the virus. If the host dies so does the virus.

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Holy shit do you even know what pcr is?
Literally primers for the viral sequence and pcr reagents followed by blotting.
Trump used the greedy method to keep the testing numbers low since we all knew how many this would kill when we saw the fatality rate.
20k respirators short for a moderate outbreak.
New York and California got hit hard.

Why were they not considering these things a week ago when everyone and their mother in the north’s hospitals were saying they were running out of beds?

For fuck’s sake, the gooks literally mobilized their military to get surplus beds and medics a week after Daegu blew up. Is every Western government willfully incompetent with this virus?

LMAO DISNEY IS HELPING TO SPREAD THE FUCKING VIRUS. GG CHINA.

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HOW MANY DOCTORS AND NURSES HAVE DID IN ITALY?
>HOW MANY DOCTORS AND NURSES HAVE DID IN ITALY?
HOW MANY DOCTORS AND NURSES HAVE DID IN ITALY?

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Remember when Target had to lock up their Tide Pods because zoomers are retarded? Pepperidge Farm 'members.

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express.co.uk/news/world/1251101/Coronavirus-Chinese-doctor-untested-vaccine-communist-party-cure-latest-updates-death-toll

forgive the source, can't find my archive

Most interesting, thank you user. Did you prep, by the way?

Beer and tuna patty, here I come!

>phelm
you mean mucus? it's yellow.

LITHUANIA +1 NEW CASE!
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m.delfi.lt/lietuvoje/article.php?id=83770777

LOL

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Is this true? Am I immune right now?

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Eh, DIED, not DID.

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You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.

Only two in my county, but the next county over has the most in the state and also most of the school teachers for my county.

nice 20 year old meme boomer

you are infected with something

No shit.

Common accidents. Common health conditions. All that could be treated, might lead to life threatening complications, and then they're exposed to the virus at hospitals, so double whammy.

Shit is beyond fucked.

checked and confirmed

>and then the larger active population caused it to mutate
>now it kills 30 year olds

Only basketball americans

listen here leaf, I'll break it down:

a) People who survive may have lasting organ damage

b) Some symptoms show much later, even after 'recovery', can be serious and deadly

It hasn't even been a month in Italy, the videos leaking from China show CNS symptoms and relatively young people dying. It should be taken seriously

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>can't find my archive
Newfag. You can get the archived link if you paste the URL in archive.is.

user they mean on their Disney+ streaming service...so that you stay home. It was already in theaters.

How yellow, got a pic? Yellow is a sign of an infection generally.

Youre already coofing bro just wait

>Skull Cracker Challenge
Yea we definitely are that stupid

>this virus isn’t even that dangerous
Yes it fucking is. The mortality rate of the virus itself isn't the problem, it's the destruction of quality of life and logistics breakdown that it will bring. If you get infected, there's a chance of suffering for the rest of your life. If our medical systems gets overrun, even those who don't get infected are in for some serious shit.

>Give me some booze, I'm thirsty

The jews are going to send us to mars, aren't they?

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They're going to offer it on Disney+ not theatres. This may be the first big Disney film that gets streamed from the get-go.

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Hard to know user.
Dr. Ivo Cilesi, inventor of doll therapy and Roberto Stella, president of the doctors' order of Varese are two very high profile cases, but gubment is mostly keeping quiet about individuals who've died.

My workplace handed out a paper saying the current plan is to stay open but we can use vacation time to cover absences and also not get points.

That's what I expect for us because we have a (((board of investors)))

It's not even a large scale factory. Only 120some workers. We could shut down no problem.

>Is every Western government willfully incompetent in times of actual crisis and not when all they have to care about is to make le green stonk arrow go up?
Yes.

They worship at the alter of globalism, all that matters is money and replacing whites.

Holy fuck Gary, you're a real human bean? How much do they pay you?

You think the average happeningfag reads past the headline?

I live in the middle of nowhere, and it's almost 3:30 AM. I just went to Walgreen's. Of course they were out of face masks, as those have been gone for weeks, but the toilet paper is now gone. I last went there 2 days ago, and they were fully stocked. I think people from the city made their way out here in search of it.

Yes, you have a pre-existing condition. Shit will likely go sideways for you. Better review your life insurance policy.

Flights from China are still coming in. Employees living outside Manila still being let in. Containment my ass.

Pandemic II music:
youtube.com/watch?v=MEUDs8pkbP8

It's interesting to watch the mainstream media's reaction. They lied from the get go, which is standard for them when they've got an agenda.
And they've been overhyping this virus to all fuck and back. Shilling this thing like it was Breath of the Wild 2.
They're up to something.

My guess is that they're going to try to push laws to prevent citizens from """overreacting""" to a virus, or perhaps they're going to blame the panic on peer to peer communications and independent news, and make it illegal to give """inaccurate""" reporting on an international crisis that might make people panic.

LIES, as always

i drink 0.2 liter every morning.
no negative effects and my coof disappeared after 4 days !

they don't want us to get health i guess

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pls respond

Stop posting this webm in every thread. This is an old video from a chemical gas attack, and you're spreading disinformation.

Australia is heading to full Italy mode

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