Flexing on all of you americucks/jewropeans/aussies with the amount of toilet paper there is in literally any russian...

No I just have a Costco membership and I always stock up on bottled water and toilet paper as a normal thing.

In a few weeks it will be sold out when the panic buying starts.
At least anons in Russia have more time to prepare.
Buy some basic shit, user, while it is still there.

any COVID VIRUS CASES IN RUSSIA YET?

Yep and when the whole factory gets quarantined, the paper will just produce itself, easy.

Btw, there are still plenty of masks in the pharmacies all around my town and even a few gas masks in some building shops

>living in Russia is nice
Kek

Around 10, I think

45 so far.
But our testing is shit.
At least it seems the authorities are worried.
A new hospital for corona is being built right now as we speak.

You're late for you Saturday buttfucking by Mohammed, Tommy.

schizo thread full of absolute retards like OP and this faggotwhy would you buy toilet paper? There is nothing going on

210 funny money for a roll. I dont know what that means but eat a dick

well yes considering it's fully automated and only in need of a maintenance man.
retard.

40 or 100,, or something
they started closing borders and limiting movements in january and now there is almost none infected if comparing to amount of total population

This doesn't mean british TP is better than the russian one. The top-tier paper in here costs around 0.5$/roll tho

>vodka and needles aisles all empty

Do you work there?
How the fuck do you know so much about toilet paper factory?
Just curious.

1$ is about 70rub right now, and it's not 1 roll, it's 4 of them, you blind fuck

Went to makro yesterday. Shelfs full, parking lot half empty, no hurry. Situation seems fine here

Want this pic with literal tp

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For 12 rolls actually.

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its not that hard to research about a toilet factory you drunk idiot.
maintenance + loaders/truckers. maybe some logistics manager/administration. that's it.
is it not common knowledge that virtually all factories are fully automated and require little manpower to operate? factories would be the very last things to go down should SHTF, let alone factories dedicated to essential goods. use your brain.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Fuck off with that copypasta

the big brain move is to get the wet wipes

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Even the lighting looks grimy and dull. Like living in an 80s film

That's because of my shitty camera, but it's actually bright in there

>only 4 feet of muffler paper
Do you guys even shit?

You don't have to shit if all the food is eaten by the rich

Wow, I've lived long enough to see a Russian have more toilet paper than an American.
Wow.

it needs a ~7 person minimun to run one machine if counting maintenance, chemical, waste management, moving stuff, control room and other stuff

True. Keep sending ak parts our way please.

I have lots of TP and fine whiskey but its not in the shops. Its in my house. Check mate.

lmao that shopping cart looks pathetic. Like what some stores have for literal children to push around. Most stores have giant shopping carts now, bigger than your entire pantry.

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All these nationalist fanboys posting in-store pics like the pyatorichka and sem'ya aren't packed from open to close with decrepit babushkas arguing over the price of some item that was marked on sale but actually isn't because their pension is $100 and the difference of $1-2 is a literal make or break for them. Grown Russian men watch on with no indifference. Gopniks buying vodka while standing next to their wife with a black eye. Be prepared to wait in line for 15 minutes while the one cashier who doesn't give a fuck moves at the pace of a dying snail, doesn't smile, and responds to you saying thank you with a death glare. Slava Rossi! This is the future!

Russbots raz'yebosheni.

This looks like my basement

Wow how the tables have turned.

Unironically this. Who buys just one case of fucking water, or one case of tp? You have to go get it again in a week.

>this user was gulag'd for this post

That is the saddest looking grocery store i've seen in my entire life. It looks like a 7/11.

I have a rite aid by my house that has more selection and more of the item than that on the shelf.

Sounds pretty rusofobno

>That little cuck-cart

The truth is rusofobno. Your flex was called out and now your buttocks aches.

ты зaeбaл блядь.

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Jeez, calm down, либepaхa

Now she run out of things to say. She try to reason with her superior.

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Do Russians get free rent in their commie blocks?

>I'm retarded and spent half my NEETbux on a fearmongering ploy so I could 1-up a russian on the internet

Nice man

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There are plenty of A class buildings in the big city. Plenty that are fairly expensive and well-built too. Commie blocks are basically the equivalent of the American suburbs. They are often quite nice inside. Certainly better than one might think.

kek @ them being rent-free through. When glorious Sovietski Siyuz collapsed (as OP will tell you, all part of elaborate CIA plan to make economic realities of generations of wasteful spending on social programs set in), everyone just got to keep their flats though.

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My fucking sides

Gotta get you one of these bad boys. Can fit like six jumbo quadruple-ply Kirkland Freedom-sized shit ticket 48 packs in that beaut.

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I buy 4 packs of TP (4x rolls = 24 rolls) and it can last me a year.

I like to stick the kids in the cart, prevents them from running all over the place like "I want this" "I want this"

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>cart full of inedible processed shit
Only apples look edible, but even they are too perfect to not be genetically engineered monsanto garbage.
I don't get how you can earn much more money(comparatively to eastern europe) but eat shit i wouldn't feed to dogs.

Yeah, it looks more like they're restocking the office than an actual home.

based

Absolutely. I've seen little mutants kicking and screaming and knocking shit over at christmas in a costco because mom wouldn't buy them the $900 anatomically correct robo-ghini that's also a helicopter. Fucking horrid. I feel bad for the employees who have to listen to that shit all day.

>Russian shelves are still stocked

meanwhile, America is in freefall

gee, that's some twist

Russia
>42 active cases

2-3 weeks OP you'll be in the same position we are

Love, America

>small selection
>no aisle dedicated to toilet paper
>unknown brands

This looks like an average dollar store we have in America. Literally the lowest rung retail store we have.

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