PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STAY HYDRATED EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump declares Natl State of Emergency over Corona-chan 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470351-1/
youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw?t=2635
youtu.be/G6HbxcCb-7g
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Dobbs 3/13/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6141527765001/
>TreasSec Mnuchin outside WH 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470346-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/13/20
youtu.be/IGIpRnAY1dk
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141392557001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on F&F 3/12/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141351651001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on MSNBC 3/12/20
youtu.be/a3Co5T7F16E
>Pentagon Press Brief (CENTCOM Comdr USMCGen McKenzie) 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742893/
>Pentagon Press Brief (USFK Comdr ArmyGen Abrams) 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742886/
>StateDeptVideo: Bob Levinson: Hostage in Iran for 13 Years 3/13/20
youtu.be/mbXZMZfV21A
>Pres Trump bilat w/Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470295-1/
youtu.be/lyVdRKA-UVQ
>Pres Trump welcomes Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470297-1/
youtu.be/WEwFb6IOZrU
>VP Pence on F&F 3/12/20
youtu.be/AcwCz77_be0
>VP Pence on CBSThisMorning 3/12/20
pic.twitter.com/iaWqMbK0D0
youtu.be/zuJ1FjvpMlQ
>VP Pence on GMA 3/12/20
youtu.be/ftnXZg35xrk
>VP Pence on TODAY 3/12/20
youtu.be/Zk4L0kXL0tE
>VP Pence on (((FakeNews))) 3/12/20
youtu.be/1y1EKEhZRMo

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new baker needed

*is your president*
what do

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MAGA

RESHORE ALL MANUFACTURING AND REINVIGORATE DOMESTIC AMERICAN PRODUCTION

I AM OUT OF A RELAXING SHOWER AND I STILL HATE OFFSHORING!
WHAT IS THIS, NIGHTTIME IN NIGERIA? LOOK AT ALL OF THESE NIGGERS! STOP ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER AND BE PRODUCTIVE.

If I am able to explain to my mom the resulting damage to our country from offshoring our production, and get her to agree with me that relying on China for 96% of our nation's antibiotic supplies is fucking retarded, then you ought to do it too.

I don't quite agree with her saying chinks are all greedy, but I do agree with her when she says she's seen them trying to make a dollar out of fifteen cents.

Call your or other people's representatives and senators at state and federal level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind.

>The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that
>THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE
But clogged phone lines? That get forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY FUCKING CONGRESSNIGGER.

THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME RETARDS CALLING YOU XENOPHOBIC RAYCISSTS
>THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME RETARDS CALLING YOU XENOPHOBIC RAYCISSTS

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Around blacks...
twitter.com/TheRoot/status/1237758763664322560

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I wish I can pay id directly FUCK YOU BETHESDA!

Why is trump giving out a $1.5 trillion dollar bailout???

That's 3x worse than obama

My mother has now bought into the hysteria, and is now self-quarantining by refusing to go to the movies, restaurants, etc. Is she wise to do this? Would I be foolish to ignore her and go out to eat myself anyway?

MAGA

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MAGA

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MAGA

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Posting Awoo in new bread

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Why is black twitter so mentally sick?

Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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What do you suppose she is looking at? She looks amazed in that picture.

I'm pretty sure Trump has Corona. Just look at him. He looks like death itself.
Is he going to survive? I don't want him to die. He still has so much more stuff to do to save this godforsaken country

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DOGGO!

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Thank Christ above for He truly loves us.

>why do shitskins have shitskin brains?

Single moms.

Was this picture appropriately declassified?

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because your ancestors voted for FDR

same here bro

distribution of genes for intelligence

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If China doesn’t give us the drugs, it’s over. I would just say: “make them here.” But we probably don’t have time

how did you taste?

some were but you had serious mind libertarians as well, still stupid on race issues

It isn't so. The Fed is not handing out money. President Trump doesn't control the Fed. The repo market is quite complex. The Fed is giving short term loans to banks with the collateral for the loan being US bonds held by the bank. It's like the bank is cashing in the US bond early, but also temporarily. Very complex, but it's something the Fed can do without asking Congress.

First you buy a US bond, give the government your money. Then you get a loan from the Fed for the amount of the bond. Then you pay back the loan. If you don't pay back the loan, the Fed takes back the US bond so they are paid back. Because it starts with someone buying a US bond, money is not being printed.

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oh, for sure, bat eating asian twitter is totally not sick

>NOT MY DADDERINO NOT MY HECKING FATHER.
Imagine.

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#
>I’m now talking about my pants shitting fear of death.
Agreed, much better topic.
Also it's why they morphine up the elderly during end of life stages, because the spasms, choking, and fear is horrible to watch.
No one passes peacefully just drugged beyond awareness and ability to show it.

>Then you get a loan from the Fed for the amount of the bond
That loan is printed money.

I'd hope so, silly.

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Like shame and fear?
No but really, should I self quarantine too or is she being on the paranoid side?

It says right here in The Official Awoo Standards and Practices™ that I'm entitled to a trophy and/or celebratory praise for being First to Awoo.

I demand adherence to our time honored traditions.

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I thought that said Adam Sandler at first.

Ah, but first you gave the government your earlier printed money to buy the US bond, so they didn't have to print more money to give you the loan.

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>fucc rayciss, mane, we ain't all murderaz n shieeettt
>shiiieeettt

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>Greffex Inc. blocks your path

How about a Final Fantasy victory Awoo?

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fuck off awoonigger

In the actual episode, she was listening to an elder read off a scroll called "The Scroll of Secrets," hence the serious express moments before in pic related. However, once the elder actually starts reading the scroll and reveals that, rather than deep and meaningful secrets, it turns out to just be a scroll of basic advice like "Get plenty of sleep" and "Brush your teeth regularly." That expression from my first post is the moment she realizes that the scroll is basically a joke.

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>Media shut down
>Netflix stops producing filth
>Movies getting BTFO
>Noone trust journies anymore
Imagine, all of that filth off of the air!
Whatever will normies do?
Will they wake up?
Do they see the world for what it is?

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you give money to the government to get a bond
government has your money, you have a bond
fed then prints money to buy the bond from you
you now have the newly printed money and the fed has a bond

You should be at home unless you have a vital job. The President just declared a state of emergency and people are scared. When people are scared they do fucked up things. They drive like shit and run redlights. They start fights and sometimes shoot people. I’m not going anywhere this weekend unless it is an emergency, and I’m keeping my parents inside too. Go for a walk in your neighborhood. Read a book. Go to work if you absolutely must. Otherwise stay at home.

Think about it user. Really think about it. I was forced to go get medicine at the pharmacy for my mom. The guy in front of me at the drive through started screaming at the poor girl inside. Even if you don’t believe that the virus is dangerous. People are dangerous right now.

>sheboon: Why are we even still in this country
THEN FUCKING LEAAAAAAAVE! BITCH!!!

With all that shit cleaned up, user, the world will already be exponentially better.

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I’m retarded. Can you explain to a brainlet??

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>I don't quite agree with her saying chinks are all greedy
what

These are sad times. Maybe I will stay back this weekend. My only fear is that I have to spend the rest of my life living like this.

no, i was being cheeky.
from >Would I be foolish to ignore her and go out to eat myself anyway?
For my serious answer, no you’re not foolish, but it would be nice of you to eat with her. It’s really up to you, and you should base that decision on local information regarding covid-19; i can’t make a blanket assumption and, in good faith, give you a yes/no answer.

Put the chinese in that mix and the Asian average will go way fucking down.

Far leftists are literal cultists, thanks for clarifying.

Honestly this. The virus isn't shit. One fifth as dangerous as the fucking seasonal flu.
It's the media-fueled panic that you have to worry about.

would you like me to clarify, or what?

>1 you give money to the government to get a bond
>2 government has your money, you have a bond

>3 fed then prints money to buy the bond from you
>4 you now have the newly printed money and the fed has a bond
you gave that money in step 4 to the government in step 1

If you don't mind me asking, do you have particularly dark skin?

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HURR DURR NO U'R IN A CULT HERE SCHLUMPFKINS

Lol no. But it might be wise to stay at home, or outside (do lots of waking and shit) for a month. Schools are closed everywhere and nonessential businesses are starting to close in my area user. Don’t be one of the retards who gets everyone sick because you like going to the movies or you like going to Walmart when you are bored. You must be smart user.

Texas company has created a cure, currently testing on animals for govt approval. First media link from google msn.com/en-us/news/other/coronavirus-vaccine-development-where-does-it-stand/ar-BB117GAd

As of right this moment, my local area has zero confirmed cases of Covid. Of course I know that this can change overtime, but that’s why I haven’t been that worried about this whole thing. However, schools and local colleges are starting to shut down to do the whole self-isolation thing. I can’t live the rest of my life like this, but if I have no choice...

I find this an acceptable substitute, however its no replacement for a trophy.

>awoonigger
This is an outrage! This treatment is abhorrent.

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>Lewis
>Cummings died and Lewis has stage four pancreatic cancer

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As someone who works at a hospital I wish I had the option of spending a month inside. NEET life is quite chill and I sometimes miss being unemployed. Apart from not having money of course.

greed, fear, and cowardice are the only emotions chinks have

Welp, you may have to take it to the guild, because I really don't see anyone giving you the said trophy . I'm so sorry fren. I'll give you a Biden for your time !

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>you gave that money in step 4 to the government in step 1
No, you did not.
The fed does not buy things with government reserves.

I think he has a cold, and/or is exhausted.

The Council of Awoo would be most displeased

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Probably exhausted, the man doesn't sleep normally, imagine him during a crisis. Hope someone is looking out for him.

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The US dollar is fungible.

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ngl I don't like trump, but I hope he wins. I love the memes. 10/10 would vote for bad orange man

well, i think you’ll make the right decision for both you and your mother. stay safe fren!

lads, we're gonna make it. you can ride out the few weeks. it's a dry run anyway. and fuck the chinese government.

it’s modified pasta, fren.

Seriously, i really want a zoomer trump supporter mocking the bernishit

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It's barely even an issue. H1N1 was literally far worse and people reacted a quarter as hard.

I'm so sorry, fren, but there's nothing I can do about it. I lost most of my Awoo's in a terrible boating accident that also took my guns. If I see a trophy Awoo, I'll be sure to save it and give it to you next time I see you, in the meantime, pls don't salt up this wonderful and comfy Saturday morning bread !

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Surely you don't mean Japanese people. Pic related was not created by bad people.

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He's really fucked this whole thing up, hasn't he? Maybe he had a small comeback yesterday but how bad are his re-election chances now?

That has nothing to do with printing money to buy bonds.

>H1N1 was literally far worse and people reacted a quarter as hard.
Hmm I wonder why.