>Southern California update on the ground in grocery store as of 8 hours ago.
Everyone looked visibly distraught and uncomfortable. Very packed, people moving faster than normal. Very hard to find parking, let alone navigate the incredibly packed shopping complex parking. People couldn't move their cars because 3-4 would have to back up. Couple people coughing heavily, everyone Asian had masks on, nobody else did. Old people in fucking slippers with they ass hanging out everywhere. An employee said that a line had appeared at the door at 5am that morning. I heard 5 different conversations from customers asking about when "the trucks were coming". All the pasta, beans, rice, bread, potatoes, bottled water, flu medicine were 90% gone, if not completely. They were selling single russet potatoes for $3 each. The only beef left was weird cuts. No chicken breasts. Toilet paper and basically EVERYTHING in that aisle completely gone, down to bare metal shelves. When I checked out, the lady seemed to like me and told me people would be here at 5am again tomorrow as if it had been happening for 2 days or so now. The 4 ATMs outside the grocery store all had lines.
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Jacob Sanders
Sad
Andrew White
soap is next to go when people realize the trucks will prioritize food
Juan Fisher
>The only beef left was weird cuts You mean it's not steak cuts? You realize that like 80% of the cow isn't steak cuts, right? Do you know anything about cooking? Or can you just not eat beef unless it's muh steak?
Julian King
it was fine fucking 3 days ago. is this panic?
Ryder Wilson
yeah because it's gonna be lock down soon. problem is going to a packed supermarket just increases your chances to get the illness
Landon Perry
1 roll per day? WTF
Lucas Miller
Right there with you OP.
Los Angeles here. Drove my ass around Pasadena for a fucking hour just to find some flour...
who the fuck uses an entire goddamn ROLL IN A DAY?
I have a family of 5 and we go through 1 roll in a week.
we're set.
Anthony Adams
It's been building for the last two weeks. The national emergency declaration and schools being closed, were a big wake up call. Let's be honest though, it wasn't real to the normies until nigger ball was canceled.
Zachary Richardson
>average person uses 1 roll per day What are you fucking eating over there?!
Kayden Lee
this 80 year old woman asked me to get a can of something for her from the top shelf, and i just looked at her and imagined me having the disease and spreading it to her asymptotically without knowing and that's it, she's dead within a week, she smiles at me as i give her the stupid fucking can of pineapples or something
Gabriel Price
yep
Lucas Watson
I just fucked a fat chick off Craigslist that wanted four cans of peaches.
Interesting. I live in socal as well and I'm going to the store tomorrow. I haven't prepped at all. My mom is sick
Austin Bell
there was no normal flour left, i had to get some very expensive $7 bullshit organic whole wheat flower, buying bread was more costly than that flower but i got it anyways
Charles Edwards
I always buy in Bulk nigger i had a box of 40 restaurant type rolls at all times, today i bought 2 sacks of beans and one of rice, i box of mres and 10 gallons of water in glass carboys at all times, the packersare the ones getting infected and the longer you wait to stock shit you're bound to use anyways the more probably of being exposed to the aids flu
Isaac Rogers
I feel like if I wait long enough these retards will go away and I’ll have the store to myself at night again.
Colton Bell
This pasta is incredibly powerful
Jayden Thomas
He's joking. That's like TWICE what a normal person uses
Anthony Morales
Fuck i forgot soap, this is why i love this site, i need dish soap for a month
Christopher Lee
Good of you to do it anyway user. She needed help. Chances are you and she are fine. It's still relatively early days yet. I honestly can't let myself feel too much about all this outside my immediate family because it would be fucking heart breaking. So many sick and old people, the ones who are lonely and/or genuinely thankful for a simple human gesture, and there is a good chance they are going to get skullfucked by this shitty virus and die in a horrific way.
nope, because the trucks arrive at 5am, so there is an early rush, then everyone else who gets up later sees most of the bare necessities gone, so they start grabbing the strange stuff, by noon when the stragglers see there's less and less left, they just start grabbing whatever is left, and when you get there at midnight, its a fucking ghost place with nothing but a few grapes and baking powder
Connor Lewis
Yeah man. Went to the store a few weeks ago to get stocked up and the cashier that checked me out was like "lol, what do you need all this for?" Went shopping for regular perishables today and she recognized me and asked me where I thought all this was going. I told her I dunno.
I spent $400 on Monday and everything was fully stocked. Everyone had the initial rush the week prior but it calmed down temporarily. Once major shit got cancelled then yea normies started to panic.
Jason Lee
North hollywood here, could give a shit about this whole corona thing. Only thing I bought in the grocery store today was some Sake. This is the biggest fear mongering I have ever seen and you people are fools for falling for it. If it turns out that I'm wrong and the corona virus blows up in LA, honestly I'd be stoked for this whole fucking shit city to go down and will be running back to the store to get more Sake.
Jacob Flores
hi fbi
Brody White
Extra points if you pull out tissues from your locker, purposely make 1 of them fall on the ground, covered in Vaseline so it looks like a thick mucus, then cough into the others
Matthew Lopez
Four cans for a fat chick? Dumbass, four cans is waaay too much for a slampig.
Aaron Nguyen
>The average person uses 1 roll per day. My God. What is wrong with you people where you shit so much you use a roll of toilet paper a day?
Ayden Thomas
What a load of bullshit, a normal healthy person needs atleasts 2 rolls of tp a day.
Zachary Ramirez
Glad to see there are some intelligent people remaining. What do you think the plan is? This is clearly engenered, the panic I mean. To what end? Aside from a control test I don't see the point.
Jordan Barnes
If you eat right and squat to poop you won't need to wipe. I use one sheet just to check.
Caleb Gonzalez
shoulda prep, bitch
Asher Parker
Yes, us Americans take big shits. How much TP do you Eurocucks use?
Jaxon Powell
Just go to Whole Foods, that's what I do. Everything is still there.
Aaron Wood
>The average person uses 1 roll per day. Fucking hell, man, I have a family of 5, and we use like two rolls a week between us, and a few dozen wet wipes for shits. Wife used to cloth diaper the kids, so she's got some recipes for DIY cloth wet wipes, if paper products run out. Cowboy toilet paper (mullein) grows abundantly in the yard, and may be the most hygienic alternative. Wife has a stash of peri-bottles, that are a poor man's bidet, little squirt bottles you can fill with warm, soapy water before you shit, so you can wash off your hole and not waste paper.
Wyatt Ward
pranking isn't illegal
Landon Powell
What county you in? Try the local wholesale stores.
Anthony Carter
OwO if things get worse I'm hoping that 12oz of dry beans will net a skinny ukrainian or latina at least.
Something is wrong with your ass, or with what you are eating or both. 1 roll a day? Not normal. You might be suffering from Ass Tourette Syndrome.
Jackson Edwards
when did you last go?
Aaron Morris
one roll a day?
femoid detected?
Adrian Brown
It's just another excuse to clamp down on the serfs. They do it every decade or so.
Elijah Gray
Tonight.
Jordan Lewis
This pasta keeps getting people kek
Ayden Price
because it's fucking overpriced and they don't have anything normal. They only have vegan mayo for $20, shit like that.
Levi Harris
>It's just another excuse to clamp down on the serfs. They do it every decade or so. >laughs in privilege
Aiden Jenkins
does it ever cross your mind that not everything is deliberately planned? Yes it's overblown and yes politicians and people are retarded but humans are capable of incredible stupid things. Lizard people are taking advantage of the situation though.
They have all the normal shit too. It's just 'local' and not name brands. The Amazon generic brand is just as good and cheap as anything at Ralphs or wherever you shop.
Ian Miller
dumb people that drink too much kool aid via social media and the news. Not sure what the whole grand scheme of the corona scare is desu, but if I had to guess it has to do with the stocks and forcing a market crash but that's my tin foil hat theory. It's clearly engineered to make people panic, many more people die from car accidents and other diseases daily and but yet this one is the one that's gonna end the world? Shit just doesn't check out user.
Lucas Turner
>The average person uses 1 roll per day. >This pasta is incredibly powerful
>only created a little over 12 hours ago >(You)s galore impressive
>check archive >OP is Dutch
feels a little unfair that this is going to become a "hahaha aren't Americans pigs?" meimei
it's true though. people are unironically hoarding paper products and bottled water around here. for when the water gets shut off for some reason, and your ass turns into an unending fountain of diarrhea, for some reason
Gabriel Robinson
is it better to wait for all the crazy people to get food first and wait a couple days ?
Ah yeah we don't even get the Amazon brand stuff here. It's still the same as it was 5 years ago
Isaiah Miller
It is deliberately being overblown though. You don't just "accidently" fear-monger on a global scale.
Jaxson Stewart
Imagine being literally proud to waste ONE WHOLE toilet paper roll per day. Seriously you fucking amerifats are so fucking wasteful, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT, ARE YOU LITERALLY EATING THE PAPER TOO? You fucking fat fucks disgust me
Jacob Turner
people are losing their minds, I'm not about to get attacked for filming anyone. People aren't even looking at each other now.
this is it. In case you haven't gotten the memo from the coasts, whole regions are shutting down.
Carson Jackson
This shit gave me the best kek of the day. Well done user
John Collins
you do when you are a failing media and need them delicious clicks and eyeballs. also social media just accelerates panic bias
Bentley Allen
>fat chick
What is even the point? Fat chicks give me soft-ons.
Today i was at the store and there was a boomer filming in the toilet paper aisle. He was narrating it like he was at the zoo as all the Chinese people crowded around the empty shelves and didn't know what to do since it was all gone.
Cooper Flores
I work in a supermarket in an area with cases reported and we’ve had mobs clearing out our shelves by noon. Very civil mobs though
Tyler Walker
I think people are capitalizing off this event rather than deliberately causing it. Politicians don't want to be the one responsible for deaths as it's career suicide. If they take the ultra-conservative approach they can't be blamed for it.
That and reported numbers indicate 2% mortality. Which is on par with Spanish flu. If it infects even half of the country that's millions of dead boomers.
Robert Russell
similar here in Bielefeld, lots of store traffic, people visibly panic buying, shouting and arguments, at the cash register queue (very long) there was even a discussion about what happens when police get sick and who will patrol and catch criminals
Daniel Baker
if you're a failing media then your doing that deliberately to make up for the clicks lol. You're fear mongering with purpose to get those clicks and eyeballs. That's not an accident.
Daniel Jones
I'm not wasting it, I'm using it. And I use more than a roll per day.
If it's free like at a rest stop I use even more. My taxes paid for that TP, I'll use as much as I like.
Christopher Diaz
how about a hand job for a bottle of hand sanitiser .
Samuel Myers
There was an american user yesterday who said his "lady" (whale) needs one roll per day, AND EVEN MORE if she has her period and he was not joking fagget.
Julian Adams
I average about 4 rolls of TO a day myself, I don’t even bother unrolling the TP, I just use the 4 sides of the roll to wipe my ass and toss it out my window when I’m done.
Joshua Wood
>freedom is wiping my ass as much as i want You are legit retarded mate.
Lincoln Adams
i could roll with that, it's definitely being exploited for someone's or something's gain that's for sure. I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm sharp enough to know this corona virus is just another way to fear monger the public.
Jacob Adams
so basically, this whole toilet paper thing is a joke that has spiraled out of control. The media were talking about it to mock Americans, and then Americans actually did panic buy toilet paper, along with, well.. purell was the first to go, then disinfectant, paper products, water, meat, rice, vegetables... err
good luck
Isaiah Wood
>everyone Asian had masks on, nobody else did. Because the fucking gooks bought up all the masks
Austin Carter
Oxtailsoup with butter beans oh yummmmm. Beefneck bones make amazing beef and barley soup. Beef Tongue is amazing so tender if cooked low and slow. Heart is extremely lean and flavorful. Embrace comfort foods. Discover new favorites. Make America Strong and Self Sufficient Again!
Gabriel Bailey
same was true in NJ, about only asians in masks
Christopher Ramirez
this is one of my favorite new pastas
Jace Smith
and probably coofed all over them to sell them in their convenience stores too.
Jace Hernandez
>My ID is fucking Norway. >And I fell for pastabait. Fuck my life.
4 cans for a fat chick? The market is clearly undervalued right now, time to invest in peaches. Soon I'll be able to get 7/10 chinks or latinas with just 4 or 3 cans.
Mason Brooks
imagine writing that just 2 weeks ago!
>gets called total larp
Jacob Flores
>pranking isn't illegal yes it is, causing mass panic is illegal
