I have COVID-19

This thing has spread everywhere in my country. I am 29. I believe I got it the day before yesterday when I accidentally shook a person's hand or when a coofer coofed at me near an ATM. Immediately I started to feel a strange burning feeling in my chest. I imagine this is the feeling of my alveoli being slowly turned into scar tissue. This strange feeling in my chest has persisted almost this whole time except yesterday evening. No other symptoms yet like fever, coughing, sneezing or sore/itchy throat. I thought I was supposed to be among the people to repopulate the Earth, but looks like it wasn't meant to be that way. I will keep you posted on my condition.

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post tits and test results or gtfo herring nigger

covid isn't real. just jews masking common flu as some dumb pandemic for economic reset and NWO

No test yet, it costs 81€, which is steep. If I have it I have it and I'm going to die. Having it in front of me on a paper won't change anything anymore.

Worst plan ever Pajeet. This pandemic is going to end globalism. Don't believe me, just watch. I'm white and you're not, so listen to me.

Fuck off then. You don't know you have it so don't say you do. It's a bad flu season this year even without Wuhan virus. You probably just have that. Jfc, calm down and stop being crazy.

>flu
>chest burning

I have never had this shit before. I am infected.

this comment made me laugh so i have to thank you

just shit on the keyboard, pajeet.

>when I accidentally shook a person's hand
imagine being 100% resolved to avoiding human contact until someone sticks out a hand and it all collapses. "you... you too..."

top 100 most autistic deaths

imagine getting corona from your gf
>finally user grew the balls to talk to her
>she says yes
>corona death 2 weeks later

Lol india what is your secret to avoiding covid19? Is it the wiping with your hand and shitting in the streets? Maybe the parasites in your guts eat the virus. I dont know what it is, but you somehow dumbfounded the cure.

You also sound like a hysterical woman. Is that one of the symptoms or normal for you?

It's not normal for me. I have never experienced the strange chest feeling I'm feeling right now in my life. Global pandemic + weird health symptoms = I'm pozzed.

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If you think you win you might just win.

If you think you'll fail, you will fail.

Jesus Christ, can people seriously not tell OP is just trolling?

Why would an Estonian think he was going to survive this?? lol

>muh hypochondriasis
no febrility: no coofid-19

if you got it it's not from two days ago senpai it usually takes a couple weeks to show symptoms

you couldn’t have gotten it yesterday, the incubation period is at least a week and up to 3 weeks or so, which means you probably just got a regular cold or you were infected by someone else at least a week ago

these doomers are wrong, it's 3-7 days incubation in 99% of cases

>hypochondriasis

Psychiatry is all bullshit.

It's s a nothingburger disgused as a happeningburger. Our national media has just gone apeshit, like it always does. People gone into a complete public hysteria, also like they always do here. Wait 2 weeks user, 99,9% of people aren't even affected, just showcasing placebo symptoms.

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Fly to Israel/Afrika

Fake news, fake virus
Trump is a stable genius

Isn't Israel completely closed? On the other hand I have always wanted to see lions and elephants in their natural habitat.

You're just experiencing the sensation of being a faggot for the first time. Embrace the bbc

>eesti flag
Tits or gtfo

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thought it was a month faggot

American "experts" claim 70-150 million will be infected in America.

If those same % were upheld to:

China - 350-700 million infected
South Korea - 12.5-25 million infected
Japan - 30-60 million

Those 3 countries are basically over the Corona virus already.

The experts in the West are liars and fearmongers, the number of deaths in the West won't even exceed the 2009 SARS numbers.

It is a lucky coincidence that the Chosen ones and media are using to Fuck Drumpf.

haha the 2weeksfags have switched to the defensive now.

projectile hemhorrhagic vomiting when

why are you hysterical when you don't even have the requisite symptoms? more than 90% of the people admitted to testing do not even confirm for the virus. very few do; in the range of 1-7%. sounds like respiratory problems or heartburn.

>29 no children
>repopulate the world
LARP.

it's not, chinks had one case where it was like 20 days with dubious circumstances but that doesn't mean it's even close to that on average or in a large amount of cases

Blacks are immune, BBC mana is the cure

the hysteria is going to wreck shit though. at least over here - it's going to take several weeks for our third world population to stop chimping out over toilet paper, and by that time we'll have a wave of bankruptcies and layoffs

I'm sorry I don't live in a mountain village in bumfuck nowhere where you can steal a bride when you turn 18.

2 NBA players have it

stay strong fren. dont forget that having a strong will to live is effective. You are strong.

May god be with you user.

This virus is too strong to pretend like everything is still going to be ok.

Yet you want to repopulate the world?
Face it, the time of having children is over. When you hit 30, your standards will go down the drain and you'll be happy with a Russian gopnik.

>Immediately I started to feel a strange burning feeling in my chest.
You're just nervous about it all, user. It takes a few days to develop.

Fuck off retard

Truth hurts honey. It's fine, Corona won't kill you, but I think it's going to be a grim future in stock for you, getting old with a gopnik and tens of cats.
Also, are you ready to learn Russian?

I got it last month when I took the short cut through the nearby university. It was fine at first but then it must’ve been a passing period because swarms of Asians started streaming out of every door. I ducked down an alley by the AC units, and rounding the final corner to freedom I encountered two speaking their moonspeak. I could see the disease waft from their faces and hit me in the face.

The tingling sensation you described I could feel as it dropped down my throat into my lungs. I knew it was a matter of time
Started not feeling well a few days later, and woke up in cold sweats. Drudged through work that day which did me in. Spent the next two days in bed sick as I’ve been in a looong time. Felt good enough to go in that Friday but called it at lunch. Spent an easy weekend and was back by Monday

The market was bound to crash anyway, jews pumped cheap money into it too hard for way too long. Now all the debt-cucks who're living way above their means will get what's coming for them. I was getting real tired of people flexing on you with fancy stuff without actually owning any of the things they were flexing with.

Nice projection, gypsy fuck. I'm very impressed that internet has reached your village. Do you expect me to introduce you to basic biology now that you have learned to type retarded shit on the keyboard? Nope, fuck off off.

>projecting
You can't cope with the fact that you missed your window.
AT BEST, you'll have half ruski children with a % of being retarded (not counting your autism and hypochondria).
>Do you expect me to introduce you to basic biology
You're literally panicking over some chest pain, yet you don't have people in your life and you post on here for internet gratification. What biology lessons should I get from you? How to end up alone at 30? No thanks.
Get your meds

>male wall
Please kys immediately roastie. I'll have children at 70 if I want to and since I'll have more resources instead of wasting them on a whore at a young age, I'll get a WAY better woman. As I said, kys and you have no eggs gypsy whore.

That's besides the fact that I might literally die this month, of course.

I had coronachan virus last week before the shit show in Italy and world pandemic declaration.
Timeline:
Day 1 - 3:
>gut bloated, felt like I ate a balloon
>mild flu symptoms, not running tap nose like influenza but still obviously sick
>dry, occasional cough
>no sore throat
Day 4
>CHILLS. Tried practically everything to get warm and nothing worked
Day 5
>FEVER sweating for about 6 hours after I woke up.
Day 5.5
>Fever disappeared, no more symptoms except nagging cough
Day 6 - 7
>Cough disappears

On Day 5 when I got the raging fever I decided to phone a clinic and tell them my symptoms, which they claimed I almost certainly had coronachan and to just stay at home until the symptom disappear, if I developed breathing problems or worse fever then check into hospital with no guidelines how to do this, I guess walk there and infect the entire city on the way.

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>CHILLS. Tried practically everything to get warm and nothing worked

I just instinctively put on wool socks and a flannel for no reason this morning. I hope because it is -2 right now. I'm getting really scared.

alveoli, alveoli, give me the formuoli

by chills I mean shivering uncontrollably, it's a fever precursor sometimes. Honestly the whole ordeal was pretty easy as way as pandemics go but I was a walking WMD during that infection period for other ppl

Thanks for the tip.

sounds like the flu bro
key feature, feeling like you're about to fking die for 1-2 days
people forget how much baseline flu sucks

Medication: not taken.

I know it sucks you might have it, but please don't believe you'll have permanent damage. You are 29, you will be fine. I've been on here long enough to know that most every "insider knowledge" poster has pulled everything out of their ass in a very entertaining and convincing way. You will be fine.