/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2040 : 150k WHEN Edition

>Dead: 5,436
lol, still only 5,436.
How many days has it been stuck at 5,436? Four days? Five days?

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Someone's living in denial

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Would this theoretically be a good idea if you balanced it out with test boosters

Imagine her tiddies at 150+ dear god

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Please someone make edit with her jugs twice as big when she hits 200k...

is there any proof that the virus is likely to be a bioweapon now that the indians took back their hiv inserts claim? post plz

Cope harder

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nvm better pic

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>NSW new cases:
93, a 41 year old female healthcare worker, under further investigation, source not yet known
94, a 41 year old male, under further investigation, source not yet known
95, a 64 year old female, recently travelled from Germany
96, a 32 year old female, under further investigation, source not yet known
97, a 24 year old female, under further investigation, source not yet known
98, a 55 year old female, under further investigation, source not yet known
99, a 30 year old male, under further investigation, source not yet known
100, a 68 year old male, recently travelled from Italy
101, a 30 year old male, under further investigation, source not yet known
102, a 67 year old female, under further investigation, source not yet known
103, a 39 year old male, under further investigation, source not yet known
104, a 31 year old female, recently travelled from Finland and the UK
105, a 69 year old male, travel from Italy
106, a 66 year old female, travel from Italy
107, a 26 year old male, under further investigation, source not yet known
108, a 42 year old male, under further investigation, source not yet known
109, a 43 year old male, recently travelled from France, UK Confirmed case
110, a 32 year old male, under further investigation, source not yet known
111, a 38 year old female, under further investigation, source not yet known
112, a 67 year old male, recently travelled from United States, likely overseas source

Fuck Germany. Fuck Italy. Fuck Finland. Fuck the UK. Fuck France. Fuck the USA. Fuck Italy again. And last but most importantly FUCK JANNIES!

That's a refrigerator full of gender dysphoria ,man boobs, and diabetes

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>muh happening!
My stores were stocked and no shortages, quit living in nigger infested countries idiot, literally pneumonia

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GARY, Gary
When will those dark clouds all disappear

GARY, Gary
Where will it lead us from here
With no lovin' in our souls
And no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied

GARY, Gary
You can't say we never tried
Gary, you're beautiful
But ain't it time we say goodbye
Gary, I still love you
Remember all those nights we cried
All the dreams were held so close
Seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear

GARY, Gary
Where will it lead us from here
Oh, Gary, don't you wish
Oh your kisses still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Gary
Gary
Ain't it time we said goodbye
With no lovin' in our souls
And no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
Gary, I still love you baby
Everywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain't a woman that comes close to you
Come on baby dry your eyes
GARY, Gary, ain't good to be alive
GARY, Gary, we can't say we never tried

Lol still no "100,000 infected in Ohio" in the OP.
How many days has it been stuck at no "100,000 infected in Ohio?" Four days? Five days?

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Egyptians?

>literally pneumonia

pneumonia can kill you

>nigger infested

I don't even know what to say...

>no shortages

no shortages=no virus
nice logic

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Did something change in a month I was gone?

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the fucker who drew the OP pic had better keep her growing as the infected count grows

Yet government still lying saying "only SMALL cases of community transmission".. cunts

youtu.be/5pOFKmk7ytU?t=18

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>dyng to pneumonia above the age of 6
How shitty is your body again?
Also, stop responding to my posts asswipe

reminder that Corona-Chan targets children as well. Don't let glow-niggers tell you it's a "boomer only" disease

twitter.com/IranianRoya/status/1231602000363687936

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Yes shit got real and now /cvg/ are a bunch of pussies who won't speak the real kill rate out loud all of a sudden and won't put alarmist shit like into the OP.

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This would actually be really good news because it would indicate that the mortality rate is no worse than the common flu, if that.

The world as you know it coming to an end.
Also checked.

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>soon there'll be nothing but giant, pulsating tits with huge, dripping, puffy nipples

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kek. Getting triggered, are we?

You think you're smarter than the rest because it hasn't hit you hard yet. Pastafags were posting the same a few weeks ago.

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What gibs are incoming for people in the US affected by the shutdowns? The news articles I read were extremely barebones. Our family (travel industry) is looking at no work pretty much from next month, next week if we aren't lucky.

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Relative who was here yesterday is down with the symptoms today.

Not like this bros...

How many ukrainians dead? One in last three months?

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jw.org/en/news/jw/region/global/jw-coronavirus-update-and-response/
On Thursday, March 12, 2020, the Governing Body directed the United States branch to cancel all large spiritual events until May 1, 2020. This direction was shared with all branches so that they can make wise decisions about our activities in harmony with local circumstances. We are fully cooperating with health officials in all nations in an effort to contain the spread of the virus. We recognize that this pandemic is yet another evidence that we are living deep in the last days.—Luke 21:7-13; Revelation 6:8.
>Jesus' commemoration is next month
jw.org/en/news/jw/region/global/jw-coronavirus-update-and-response/
On Thursday, March 12, 2020, the Governing Body directed the United States branch to cancel all large spiritual events until May 1, 2020. This direction was shared with all branches so that they can make wise decisions about our activities in harmony with local circumstances. We are fully cooperating with health officials in all nations in an effort to contain the spread of the virus. We recognize that this pandemic is yet another evidence that we are living deep in the last days.—Luke 21:7-13; Revelation 6:8.
>Jesus' commemoration is next month
Jesus' commemoration is next month

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>96 new cases in New York state, United States.

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YOU CAN CURE CORONAVIRUS BY DRILLING A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD WITH A MASONRY BIT
IT LETS OUT THE VIRAL OVERPRESSURE THAT THE VIRUS USES TO ATTACK YOUR LUNGS
tell every black person you know

opps

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It can't be confirmed because you would need to test literally millions. You can be infected and not have symptoms. The studies made show that 60-70% infection rate is realistic, even kiked people like Merkel said this publicly.

I hope you didn't forget your bottle opener

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benis

This is based on first round exposure.

It would have started with “just the elderly” in Wuhan too. Nothing too much to worry about.

When the younger get reinfected, they keel over and die. That’s the real reason the chinese quarantined their whole country. And the authorities in the West know it too. They’re just not telling you.

Why was the virus killing 30 somethings in Wuhan but nowhere else? You think you’re lucky? You’re dumb if you believe the mass pandering platitudes coming out of the governments right now.

I lost money on which state would hold out the longest. We're doomed, friends. It's over.

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WTF is going on in Italy and Spain?

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All sports globally cancelled
Half of Europe closed their borders and blocked the roads
Hospitals at max capacity and being forced to let people die

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SHUT IT DOWN

I love every facemask pic contains a nigger looking confused

>20%
I guess I die

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>user STOP ITS NOTHING
>meanwhile Iran is burying people just wherever they can

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this

it takes weeks for certain symptoms to develop. Also virus has been found in CNS tissue of dead patients who tested negative. People were being discharged as recovered just to get different symptoms in a week and die. It hasn't even been a whole month in Italy since the shit started, give it time.

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Nice distribution of ages there