100% Kill Rate

It’s MRSA. And as a former wrestler I can confirm, it’s a big fucking deal. I had an ex pick it up in a hospital and she had to have it surgically removed

NOOOO DON'T SAY THAT IT'S NOT TRUE

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99 problem but dying ain't one.

This is acodaptation and symbiosis, welcome the new human virus race.

It was a German scientist who started the cut and paste virus chain. He feared terrorist would use his methods to kill off the population

airborne HIV

>checking 'em
Zombrex for the pharma WIN!

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>could
> "Expert says"
Yawn

What if this is the virus from Walking Dead? What if this is why China has been cremating bodies?

but how can i avoid becoming a boomer

I love you

You faggots are so dumb.

So? When you get mono you have it for life also. Boo hoo, people live.

Complete cyborgization.

Each flare up leaves you with permanent damage, especially the lung fibrosis. You can be 18, but after a couple of flare ups, you will have the lungs of an 85 year old, then the pneumonia takes you out.

Nobody gives a shit
Fuck this gay virus

Oh god airborne aids, goota buy up all the toilet paper and price gouge it because I am already a rich psychopath. Also I dont believe you.

Ah so it's been spliced with Herpes too, huh?

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whatever you do, do NOT go to hospital, its is a breeding ground for superbugs and you will very likely come out with something worse than you went in with.
medicalnewstoday.com/articles/327093#list

Imagine being this retarded

Carrousel.

No shit Sherlock. Why do you think we don't go to that one island who has never made any real contact with the rest of the world? If any one of us went there and handshaked even one person, they'd all die a horrible, painful death from symptoms of multiple diseases our ancestors have survived.

When this epidemic/pandemic calms down, and people who survived the virus sure children, those children will carry that same genetic code, but are unaffected.

If I time travel to the year 1111, and handshaked ten people, it would kill millions in a month. Then I probably just fuck some wenches and become a sellsword or some shit.

They really want to sell this so badly.
They want to you to live in fear and accept martial law.

Don't worry, Walmart, Target, Amazon will be getting a Big, Amazing Contract to Make the American People Healthy Forever!!!

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This. It's so fucking retarded.

1 "expert" says something and every retard believes its a 100% certainty. Also express is the same website that constantly harps on about asteroids hitting the Earth. It's like writing a thesis using uncyclopedia and urbandictionary as sources.

OK Doomer...

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The cure will involve Borg nano probes.

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It doesnt damage your lungs this badly at such a young age. I expect that the average life expectancy will reduce to like 50-60

That is how a virus works

No its just airborne aids that give you pneumonia

>Niggers are still pushing this meme
Retard alert

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I'm very tired of it.
Call me when we actually have information please.

SHUT IT DOWN OY VEY

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The article only says something about how people are only being tested for an active virus and a negative result can mean that they have the virus but its inactive. It doesn't say "the virus permanently stays in your system and attacks you repeatedly for life at random intervals". So basically an asymptomatic carrier or the incubation period might be longer. Know what else can be in your system with no symptoms? The flu. Doesn't mean its a permanent part of your life.

kek

It pisses me off so bad. Same with the hording panic buyers. Someone will post a photo of empty shelves online, people will freak out, news will report it so more people see it. People then go out and panic buy again. Then the cycle repeats when some dumb boomer takes a photo for facebook.

>hometownstation.com/santa-clarita-news/coronavirus/carl-goldman-tests-positive-once-again-for-coronavirus-in-covid-19-quarantine-part-28-317645

Day 38. Still infected. So is everyone else being held in that facility. They're about to find out if they're fucked for life

>Our doctors and the CDC are scratching their heads on why so many of us in Omaha, Travis Air Force Base and Lackland Air Force Base are still testing positive with the coronavirus, COVID-19. One theory is that maybe our virus cells are dead and we are no longer contagious, but still showing positive on the “PCR” tests we are all receiving. To test that theory, they are flying our samples to the Center for Disease Control’s (CDC) headquarters in Atlanta. Instead of a “PCR” test, our samples will be placed in a petri dish, allowing the virus cells to grow for days.

i would join her collective if you know what i mean

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Died WITH corona =/= died OF corona

Have a healthy lifestyle so you don't develop the shit that actually killed 90% of corona """victims""".

Sir, I know someone who can provide you a regular supply, for a modest monthly fee...

>I rub my hand's so fast my palms ignite

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>COULD HAVE

This

Every person's DNA and RNA has ancient strains of virus and bacteria in them. In fact, some are dead, some turn to benefit you, some give you genetic disorders. Here is a positive bacteria. Gut bacteria breaks down food in your stomach.

80% of all humans have mouth herpes.

NIggers not human though, and theres at least a billion of them.

You imbecile, thats exactly how viruses work. They will be there forever.

Ok cunts I know the masks will do sweet FA. I did get some hi strength vitamin C. I work from home, have toilet paper and eggs so I can survive judgement day. Does the hand sanitizer do anything at all? Saw some chinks selling tiny ones for 8 dollaridoos ffs

DNA has ancient retro virus fragments. Our gut bacteria comes from our mothers via breast milk

And being in your system forever is what activates your immune system. Basically it's better got fet infected now because it's a free vaccine. This worldwide lockdown is a scheme to sell you the vaccine later instead of getting it now for free.

Oh jesus christ. You will get what you pay for with this model. Just think of how awful Walmart barbers are.

I was thinking that today.