/cvg/ veteran since the early days. Back when the first leaks were coming out of Wuhan I used to think ole’ Corona-chan would be the end of the world and the doom of mankind. Now I ain’t so sure anymore. Watching all the retards panic and “prep,” seeing China recover and nothingburgers all over Asia (Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Thailand) it really makes me wonder if we blew this thing way out of proportion.
I do think now that some redditurd was browsing /cvg/ and leaked our panicooming to MSNBC and that’s why the media has hyped this up so much to the point of the meme panic we’re witnessing all over. I do think this retarded behavior is in some significant part due to Yas Forums‘s early fearmongering and wild speculation.
The virus is now on our doorstep and I can’t help but wonder if it really is two giant sesame seed buns, hold the meat, hold the cheese, hold the lettuce and tomato and sauce.
> vast majority of deaths are 80+ years old > kills boomers but not all of them, not even a statistically high percentage > young people are generally able to beat it > reinfection is a meme; unproven > severe lung damage is a meme; similar to any pneumonia recovery, recovered patients can regain lung function through exercises > way overhyped by media, mass panic and TP hoarding has very little to do with the actual virus > most of us probably already got it and are fine
Nothingburger Nothing. Burger. Burger of nothing. No. not anything inside the burger.
HOLY FUCK my fellow American. How can you be this out-right stupid? The only reason the virus is slowing down in China is because they enacted measures to contain the virus that WOULD NEVER WORK IN AMERICA. Barricading people in they're homes? No. Locking down entire cities? Not a chance, at least not without some sort of civil retaliation. Smarten up idiot.
Julian Turner
It's magical that Yas Forums can dictate reality.
Caleb Morales
Can confirm, we are super close to china and no one is panic buying and nothing is happening here
Daniel Gutierrez
I think op is on crack
Joshua King
Why do happeningfags want this to be big deal? It’s fucking pathetic, even for the current state of pol. Cool people always remember that nothing ever happens, daggers
Jayden Brooks
checked and based
Tyler Sanchez
Ain't that a kick in the head?
Isaac Lewis
this is exactly why they are recovering retard italy didn't do it and look at the shitshow there US will be even worse than europe
Tyler Butler
I imagine rural US will be fine.
Big Dem Cities... well.
I just hope my internet fwiends in those places will survive.
Levi Reyes
They are lying about being recovered. Either they are still doing the quarantine and postponing the inevitable, or they have lost a huge chunk of their population and/or economy.
Landon Torres
You're number wan.
Colton Parker
sadly no. Ruralfags work blue collar jobs and get exposed. While all the office jobs were setting up remote work a month ago.
Grayson Rodriguez
>80% of patients literally show only "flu" symptoms and recover. >Death rate less than 1% in Korea People are hyped probably because of the stock markets. It's nothing flu really.
Andrew Nelson
Well it was a bioweapon probably made to fuck the Hong Kong protesters.
user do you remember flora or fawna or whatever her name was? that was stuck in wuhan? whatever happened to her? that chick that was freaking out on a chat..
Gavin Wright
We may do worse or better it all depends on how the battle plan works. Note hospitals are expensive
Caleb Butler
She's probably dead user... rip.
Colton Bennett
>Thots? Alright dude.. but not spending more than $200
Lucas Roberts
Did he died?
Ethan Peterson
Nothing of consequence will happen, as per usual.
Alexander Thomas
checked, based.
wuhan CCP authorities held a giant chinese new year banquet 2 weeks before the first deaths— only cvg oldfags remember this.
italy fucked themselves over by not canceling carneval.
US has been sluggish putting measures into place, but NYC is already basically a ghost town. social distancing is in effect and schools closing will help flatten the curve to hopefully manageable levels. yeah, it might get hot for a few weeks but it’s not MUH CIVILIZATION ENDER. (even italy is not that bad right? people are singing together from quarantine. it’s not a shoah yet nor will it be. yes the hospitals are in peak action mode right now but it will be under control within weeks.)
Cityfags are packed in extremely close proximity with millions of feral nogs who are going to start chimping out and raiding for fun when the bodies start piling up.
Carson Lewis
Is it Omega airborne aids with unlimited reinfections, people dropping dead from cytokine storms, and 90% mortality?
No. Happeningfags got that wrong.
Is it a serious problem for a nations elderly population that can overwhelm health systems?
Yes. But it'll pass in a few months.
Luke Brown
The virgin biohazard man vs the chad medieval plague doctor
Henry Jenkins
>China recover Even if Coronachan isn't the huge fucking deal we thought it would be, this is still a lie. China has NOT recovered. China has lied consistently throughout this entire situation. We cannot justify trusting any information that the CCP gives us. The idea that they had ~80,000 cases over 3 months while Italy had ~18,000 in a matter of weeks just cannot be true. China has an unknowably higher number than they've been letting on, and shame on the West for actually believing them. Things will likely start getting better in a couple of months, but lets not pretend that this has been NOTHING.
>muh flying commie bat aids >muh permanent reinfections >muh sterilization and system failure I feel like a bit of a rube for buying into this meme. Granted I read all the studies and obsessed over the unproven “science” and (occasionally convincing) glowfag larps. Now 3 months later I feel like we don’t have any more hard truths about the virus besides the fact that it’s primarily lethal only to the elderly.
Even if the healthcare system is destabilized and it gets to the point that non-COVID patients are turned away to die, hospitals will recover and normalcy will return, albeit in a somewhat altered form.
This will all be over in a few months.
Or maybe it will be Mad Max time. Who the fuck knows.
The only retards that fell for this shit being the end times are the same retards that have plagued the site since the 2016 elections and buy into whatever dumb shit fulfills their happening fantasies for this trimester. The widespread panic is due to every single retard in the world having internet access and reading into this shit, which in turn, communicates to other retards which follow suit.
Hunter Smith
or you could be completely wrong
Matthew Ward
Yeah ok retard, call me when a virus that's already in process of recovery on the biggest hotspots, that has a completely shit mortality rate and only affects old people ends the world.
Christopher Cooper
So you're a plauge-hipster? Now that all the normies are panicking, you stopped thinking it's cool?
Jace Miller
it is indeed a nothing burger, the virus at least, peoples reaction to the percieved virus though is something else and may end everything on its own. fire in a crowded society.
Ironic. I used to be terrified of the virus and angry at peoples underreaction to it. Now I don’t give a shit about the virus and I’m terrified of people’s overreaction. What the fuck is wrong with humanity?
Maybe we do need a world ending happooning, after all.
I don't get the sheeple either. They could have all stock up on things for a few weeks months beforehand and now I can't even order food for my cats anymore without paying a premium for smaller packages.
How are reinfections going Korean fren? What about phase b/c of the chan?
The days before cvgs everyone was talking about second phases and reinfections but you hear nothing about them nowadays.
Henry Jones
I am a fag and proud of it. Tell me why my shit's all retarded?
Jayden Foster
This isn't a doomsday pandemic, but a great drill to show that the global state is just not ready at fucking all. Not prepared for shit like this even though viruses come out China like every couple years. >>Fucking Chinese.
Chinese people gotta' get their shit together, like, what the fuck.
Christian Morales
Swineflu part 2 ching ching boogaloo
Nathan Ward
China has been welding people's apartment doors shut and not allowing people to travel. That's why it's been contained for now.
Matthew Watson
Not going to lie, former /cvg/ poster here, it's great seeing them get BTFO'd by another nothing burger, but in all seriousness, we can't let them have the nuclear codes.
Jayden Martinez
yeah, a few days ago I turned a 180 because the numbers outside of China aren't even close to what I expected from the early days of /cvg/ watching everyone jump on the panic train has also made me rethink how benign this is. I was sure this was going to be bad at the start, and now it looks like nothing burger. I'm still hoping to see millions in the death column but it's just not going that way as of now
Adam Mitchell
It's certainly obnoxious to see the same media outlets that were doing the whole "the flu is worse" thing right up to the moment Trump did, now ripping him for it.
Even now in national emergency, using their own failings to mock. Fucking bizarre.
Chase Thompson
STOP CLOSING DOWN EVERYTHING AND LET THE BOOMERS BE CULLED REEEEE
WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL PARROTING "MUH ONLY KILLS OLDFAGS"?? EVERY RANGE CAN END UP IN A FUCKING ICU BED, HOSPITALS ARE NEAR COLLAPSE ALREADY, PEOPLE WILL BE DYING FROM ALL SORTS OF SHIT BECAUSE OUR SYSTEM WILL BE FUCKED
