/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2037

► Detected: 145,810 ► Died: 5,436

>NEWS
Trump declares _NATIONAL EMERGENCY_
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Spain using hotels as hospitals
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France closes schools and universities
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More than 100 US colleges shut down, go online
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Spain declares emergency, shuts down schools and public events
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>RESEARCH
Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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Virus invades nervous systems
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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>REMINDER
US hospitals: no tests, CDC: tests only for travel cases
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Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
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China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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>LATEST CASES
01:42: 1 new death in the Philippines.
01:25: 1 new case in Puerto Rico.
01:06: 107 new cases and 5 new deaths in South Korea.
00:35: First 2 cases in Puerto Rico.
23:46: 120 new cases in Norway.
22:59: 4 new deaths in Switzerland.
22:00: 559 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
20:50: 1,001 new cases and 12 new deaths in Spain.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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>Dead: 5,436
lol, still only 5,436.
How many days has it been stuck at 5,436? Four days? Five days?

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He's infected.

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,817 (3,177) ► International 64,431 (2,239): Italy 17,660 (1,266) Iran 11,364 (514) S. Korea 8,086 (76) Spain 5,232 (133) Germany 4,234 (10) France 3,661 (79) US 2,269 (48) Switzerland 1,143 (11) Norway 1108 (1) Sweden 814 (1) Netherlands 804 (10) UK 798 (11) Japan 701 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Belgium 559 (3) Austria 504 (1) Australia 203 (3) Greece 190 (1) Canada 158 (1) H. Kong 132 (4) Iraq 101 (9) Ireland 90 (1) India 82 (2) S. Marino 80 (5) Egypt 80 (2) Lebanon 77 (3) Thailand 75 (1) Indonesia 69 (4) Poland 68 (2) Philippines 65 (5) Taiwan 50 (1) Albania 33 (1) Argentina 31 (2) Panama 27 (1) Algeria 26 (2) Ecuador 23 (1) Bulgaria 23 (1) Azerbaijan 15 (1) Morocco 7 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Denmark 801 Qatar 320 Bahrain 210 Singapore 200 Malaysia 197 Finland 155 Brazil 151 Czech Rep. 141 Slovenia 141 Iceland 134 Israel 126 Portugal 112 Kuwait 100 Romania 89 S. Arabia 86 UAE 85 Estonia 79 Russia 45 Vietnam 44 Chile 43 Brunei 37 Serbia 35 Palestine 35 Luxembourg 34 Croatia 32 Slovakia 32 Pakistan 28 Peru 28 Belarus 27 Mexico 27 Georgia 25 S. Africa 24 C. Rica 23 Oman 19 Hungary 19 Bosnia 18 Latvia 17 Colombia 16 Tunisia 16 Macedonia 14 Cyprus 14 Malta 12 Macao 10 Senegal 10 Maldives 9 Armenia 8 Jamaica 8 Afghanistan 7 Cambodia 7 Lithuania 6 S. Lanka 6 Fr. Guiana 6 Moldova 6 Paraguay 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 Réunion 5 Turkey 5 Cuba 4 Kazakhstan 4 Liechtenstein 4 Uruguay 4 Bangladesh 3 Bolivia 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Faeroes 3 Puerto Rico 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Martinique 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Congo 2 Ghana 2 Tri. & Tob. 2 Honduras 2 St. Martin 2 Venezuela 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Nepal 1 Ant. & Bar. 1 Bhutan 1 Caymans 1 Ivory C. 1 Ethiopia 1 Gabon 1 Gibraltar 1 Guadeloupe 1 Guinea 1 Vatican 1 Kenya 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent 1 Togo 1

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Worse. He's a super spreader.

Bread shitter here, anybody have some TP?

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Post lewd coronachans

President Pence
Finally us Pencers will rise

Trump should hold a rally and shake everyone's hand

China release Chen, Fang Bin and Svenanon.

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Honestly, you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

doesn't make much sence if it's not a country island

shes a big girl

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Guys, my boss wants us to still come into work next week, but he is taking the next couple of weeks off. What the fuck this feels illegal.

>Countries denying people from Germany to enter their country
>Germany saying everything is OK and implementing little to no measures

What is this ?

>Chloroquine
related to quinine?

Isn't that a good thing? He is spreading to his fellow boomer politicians.

Spanish doc on twitter with the chinkflu said she felt markedly better after taking it. This happening is dust within a few weeks.

Employer finally letting everyone work from home through until May. Ready for this paid vacation

Even Dr. Purr spam was better than this shit

Its an anti-malarial here. Its already government subsidized.

It’s shit

and he fucked us

svenanon got contained by the Swedish Feminazy Party.

Dasani tastes like shit

Tell me straight up guys.. Do you think millions will actually get infected? I'm starting to think it won't be as bad.

4UUUUUUUUUUU

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> Sauvastika = Misfortune/Dishonor

this simple sigil is much more potent than you'd expect.
use this to make Corona-kami more dreadful and thus weakening the human resolve!

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probably because it tastes like shit

I feel like I’m in a movie bros. I never thought the happening would really happen. This is what boomers must have felt like on 9/11

Who else here only cares about Corona-chan because you're young, she's hot, and you haven't bought your homestead yet?

Germany knowing it's fuck all to worry about.

I still love you friends

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WHAT IS THE BEST COOKING SYSTEM???

I have tons of food but not sure what system to get to cook it (Propane grill??) also what kind of generator should I get?

Just post shit people need other than
>food and water

release what? their fucking corpses?

Dude even women don't use a roll a day. You gotta learn to fold bro or eat better.

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This is pretty much exactly like Contagion. You should watch it if you haven't, it feels like it was a prophecy.

I love you too fren. How are you ?

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has he been infected?

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Thats going to be a classic in these threads.

They might, probably are but a tiny % will get ill enough to be in serious danger from it. This is already playing out.

this is the only reason i'm even here

that video needs an upgrade, good job user. 10/10

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search for scout guides

I thought this was a meme until I went to my local grocery this evening

And at that time shall Michael stand up, the great prince which standeth for the children of thy people: and there shall be a time of trouble, such as never was since there was a nation even to that same time: and at that time thy people shall be delivered, every one that shall be found written in the book.

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IT'S ALL MINE! I JUST BOUGHT ALL TABLETS ON AMAZON AND WILL RAID MY LOCAL PHARMACIES TOMORROW.

WILLING TO TRADE FOR TEEPEE!!!!!!!

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have any of you anons been buying silver the past few months because of the virus and its economic implications? What's the most interesting piece you've acquired yet?

I love my 3 oz alien jew silver

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>Dividing USA and Canada
>marking Svalbard as infected

little MRE stoves like the kind Steve uses

Confirmed.

Been using this a lot to keep up with the spread. Thank you based vodka nigger.

Wood stove if you have a way to avoid getting smoke into your food, since you can go ahead and burn whatever
Otherwise get those little stoves with the gas canisters

Toilet paper hoarding is always a good idea, but people should be doing that anyway. I have like 4 months worth of toilet paper in my place and I didn't even buy any for coronavirus. That's just what I had anyway.
Every time I grocery shop, I get either a big thing of paper towels or a big thing of toilet paper if I have enough paper towels. Do that, and it's not hard to have plenty around for any contingency.
>1 roll per day
Get more fiber in your diet. Yikes.

We love you too, autistic spic femcel.

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Millions already are infected

...

I Love you too hermanito
and we're FUCKING DEAD IN THIS SHITTY COUNTRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Dasani is literally worse than tap water, that's why.

>he doesnt know about American sharts

is this in a Corona thread on gif?
link to thread?

pssst

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because it makes you thirstier as you drink it. they add a sort of salt to it for some reason

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It's expensive shit

I am starting to believe /cvg/ memed the toilet paper hoarding
Messages came out of the Wuhan quarantine people were locked up and hadn't got enough TP

During /cvg/s prepper heavy threads in February it was bullshitted about a lot
I reckon an intern picked it up from here and panicked it into existence

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that zionist is also infected

THE ENTIRE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE IS A BIOHAZARD

Seriously considering buying a rifle, should I go rent one before purchasing or just grab one while I can?

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Are we getting an update to this at 150k?

It's well known around here as being bottled tap water.

IDK honestly it seems to me like it will be way worse if its airborne but I think it's spread though bodily fluids or we would have already have had astronomically high numbers

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This goes to the based museum. We should do a daily update

>Toilet paper sold out everywhere
>Bidets sold out everywhere
>Small handtowels sold out everywhere
Why are people acting like Corona gives you liquid shits?

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk
Footages from wuhan

Just want to let all you skeptics who think toilet paper hoarders are stupid know I took a world-ending shit
took me 30 minutes and three flushes (one mid-shit) and an entire roll of toilet paper.

See
Same reason why you won't see mineral water/etc go until shit gets real serious

>Out of a sample of 1016 deaths, the median age was 79.4, 71.6% were male, 28.4% female.

mfw my crackpot theory that this was an unfinished bioweapon the CCP was planning to use on its own people to solve the Incel Question left over from the One Child Policy was right all along

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If it spreads to every country, and the infection rate is double that of what it is now in the worst country, it'll infect less than 5 million people. So it's possible millions will get it, but that'll still be dwarfed by how many people get the flu every year.

I used to be able to sing this by memory when I was like 10

You need salt to stay hydrated though. I guess Dasani adds too much salt into the water then. Never drank it, but I know the basics of staying hydrated.

>average person uses one roll per day
hahahahaha what? how often are you shitting? shitting more than MAYBE 3 times in a day isn't healthy. if you ate more fiber you wouldn't have gooey shit clinging to your hole

lol

a-are those double layers?

>can't be a pneumonic plague pandemic if you don't test anyone and write up corpses as pneumonia

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Bro he is right tho,
if your poop is that messy then you got some GI issues and really need to reconsider your diet.

Dual fuel camping stove (butane or propane), next best is a camping stove that just uses butane bottles. Can be had for less than $20, safe to use indoors, a fuel bottle lasts up to 1.25 hours of continuous use and they are cheap as shit.

Survivalist tier is make soda can alcohol burners and buy a gallon of denatured alcohol from a hardware store for fuel. Remember that you'll need to have something to hold a pot over them, and you should run them all the way through at a full fuel load to burn off all of the epoxy liner inside the can before you use them for cooking.

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svenanon was around last couple of days
jannies had had him

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Never thought I'd see Ann shilling for Jews again but wow, she is standing by the stockholders against a pandemic. Major loss of respect

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Because, it does?

well it's not your average table salt they're adding, its some kind of purifying salt or some such. makes your mouth feel all sandy and dry if you drink too much

hi sorry the /cvg/ menu is out of order tonight, please order from our alternate menu instead

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Lol

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Germany did pass France today in absolute number of cases, but they're still at an extremely low infection rate per capita. In fact, the lowest per capita rate in the top 10 infected countries.

why would you ever listen to her to begin with? she's dumber than half of the niggers she dunks on.

Italy is in full half-life 2 mode
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>3/4/20
>Dead: 3254
>lol, still only 3254
>How many days has it been stuck at 3254? Four days? Five days?
>3/5/20
>Dead: 3348
>lol, still only 3348
>How many days has it been stuck at 3348? Four days? Five days?
>3/6/20
>Dead: 3460
>lol, still only 3460
>How many days has it been stuck at 3460? Four days? Five days?
>3/7/20
>Dead: 3558
>lol, still only 3558
>How many days has it been stuck at 3558? Four days? Five days?
>3/8/20
>Dead: 3802
>lol, still only 3802
>How many days has it been stuck at 3802? Four days? Five days?
>3/9/20
>Dead: 3988
>lol, still only 3988
>How many days has it been stuck at 3988? Four days? Five days?
>3/10/20
>Dead: 4262
>lol, still only 4262
>How many days has it been stuck at 4262? Four days? Five days?
>3/11/20
>Dead: 4615
>lol, still only 4615
>How many days has it been stuck at 4615? Four days? Five days?
>3/12/20
>Dead: 4720
>lol, still only 4720
>How many days has it been stuck at 4720? Four days? Five days?
>3/13/20
>Dead: 5404
>lol, still only 5404
>How many days has it been stuck at 5404? Four days? Five days?

Delaware user here. Showing all the symptoms and I work for a state agency. Called DPH and they are going to call me in the morning to tell me where to get tested. Wish me luck, faggots.

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