PRG - Prep Raging General (post your prep and anons tell you where you fucked up)

Medical vitamin wing of your solid system? I say that is a solid 3 months of active life 6 on starvation rations

nevermind, I thought you were directing your comment at me instead of it being a general statement

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>Medical vitamin wing of your solid system? I say that is a solid 3 months of active life 6 on starvation rations
roger that, I calculated it to be 3 month for normal rations and 5 months for 'unfordable rations' and then 7 months for surviving rations. I can easily do 800 calories a day for weeks on end though luckily since I don't feel hunger pangs

Congrats user, you did your groceries

What kind of ciggies? I just bought a carton of NAS Turquoise and since I usually smoke a pack a week, I'm probably okay for the immediate future. I'm fucked in comparison since I probably have a fifth of what you have at best in a major metropolitan area. Gotta massive supply of meat hiding out in the garage in deep freeze though.

Also, you might want to fix that pile of water jugs. Those milk cartons are notorious for bursting if you look at them funny. I just found two gallons that I had sitting in the garage that were fucked. Granted, they were sitting there before I moved in, but still.

>a fifth of whiskey/vodka a day and then 12 beers a day on top of that

Yeah, you're going to need to detox and taper hard. It's going to suck.

...what of women?

>Congrats user, you did your groceries
I typically shop once a day as over the past 10 years I only cook with produce/veggies and meat that I purchased that same day. The only long term items in my pantry was a small bag of rice, small bag of flour, and tons of seasonings. As well as cooking oil

>uk
Sorry fren, opinion discarded. What's funny is that he doesn't have at least 2000 .22lr. Minimum. For the 9mm, 200 is ok, but at least 500 is preferred. At least 1000 .223 as well.

I'd also impressed to have a better idea of hiwbkuchbyku drinks then

>What kind of ciggies?
Sonomas and mistys lol. But I got them for $1.00 a pack and I don't smoke cigs. Mostly for my if I get bored.

>Yeah, you're going to need to detox and taper hard. It's going to suck.
I'm well versed on this shit sadly. I can taper down from 24 a day to 0 in about 5 days luckily. And that is without barbiturates

>...what of women?
What of them?

>100 .223
u faggot go buy more

*I'd like a better idea of how much you drink then too

Even if the turns into a big "nothing" event, at least you'll know to have six weeks worth of food at all times. I always have three months worth of food & I just eat it daily & replace weekly.

Touché

I love your machete

>70 Pack of Cigerattes
Automatic fail. Being a smoker makes you far more vulnerable to COVID-19

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>Yeah, you're going to need to detox and taper hard. It's going to suck.
As an alcoholic, I'm 34 and can relate. I've had 6 seizures in 2 years. Yeah, it sucks. The great news is that if you detox over and over again as you age it gets worse! So doing it as few times as possible is better. Unless I have some late onset epilepsy, it can be withdrawal of just 6 beers a day now.

>I love your machete
It's so pathetically dull and I keep fucking up on sharpening it

>Always Save
Anecdotal, so take it with a grain of salt if you wish: AWG is an awesome company to work for, they still treat their employees halfway decent. Kansas City kinda sucks though

Have you ever been to rehab/detox inpatient? It's hilarious to see all of these 'alcoholics' who drink a bottle of wine a night or a six pack of beer for 3 years. I literally don't feel 'normal' until about shot 9 to 12 in a 2 hour period.

also storage tips for everyone

Chemicals on bottom
then water
then dried paper (will explain later)
then canned
then dried

this eliminates the oh shit my bottle of drano on top shelf broke open and fucked all my preps

the paper is a rodent fire break Rodents will come just a matter of time they will take the paper and not pollute your 50 pound sack of rice with piss and "black rice" Peppermint oil in a spray fucks up the mouse navigation signal system as they use pheromones to navigate. The reason paper is below canned is you can live with out paper shit and you might not recognize it for a while so losing your TP stash will not kill you and you can wash the cans.

Quads of truth checked

checked and knowledgepilled

Don't start smoking if you can help it. You can probably even sell bottom of the barrel cigs like that for triple or quadruple their worth assuming things go hilariously bad.

Yeah, DT's suck. Been sober for almost five years, and barring some serious fuck up, I plan on keeping it that way for the time being.

Yeah, there's wine aunt types who never really hit those crazy lows, but then you either meet people who legitimately have a problem drinking like me, or people who are so traumatized that there's no way they could cope without it. I mean, one guy legitimately killed a home invader who killed his wife, and all the armed forces guys were seriously hooked on heroin the last time I was there. I can understand why, especially since rehab, AA and the like are all-or-nothing affairs.

You are right, I'm just in a banter mood! ;D

>Don't start smoking if you can help it. You can probably even sell bottom of the barrel cigs like that for triple or quadruple their worth assuming things go hilariously bad.
I smoke hookah 8-12 hours a day for 12 years, so im fucked regardless

>Yeah, there's wine aunt types who never really hit those crazy lows, but then you either meet people who legitimately have a problem drinking like me, or people who are so traumatized that there's no way they could cope without it. I mean, one guy legitimately killed a home invader who killed his wife, and all the armed forces guys were seriously hooked on heroin the last time I was there. I can understand why, especially since rehab, AA and the like are all-or-nothing affairs.

roger that and can affirm x 10

I have 19 rolls of TP... am I gonna make it bros?

>Have you ever been to rehab/detox inpatient?
No. Been to the hospital a few times when I had seizures when out at a store or a friends house. All the rest were when I was sleeping in bed. I only went once then because I was banging my head on the wall. I moved my bed. Usually feel better in a few hours if I don't bang my head, but when you bang your head you don't know were you are.
>I literally don't feel 'normal' until about shot 9 to 12 in a 2 hour period.
I took a test devised by some professor based off the universal 'big 5' personality test. I'm in the top 5% neurotic category. A full 20% over "Red Flag". Yeah, addictive behavior and then it changes your brain chemistry to make it even worse.

No. I have 60 for two people and I'm worried. You're screwed.

Just wipe every other time you shit. Itll last twice as long

how do you niggers not have a bidet. I roll of $0.99 toilet paper lasts me 6 weeks

Lel I know fren, that's why I didn't give you too much shit.

Looks pretty good.
You should get fat in bulk, tallow or lard.
Some more dried vegetables, like peas, beets, etc (they have thiamine and a lot of minerals)
More rice or flour

Stop abusing substances or you won't survive.

>friends house
Really trippy seizure dream that time. I had weird thoughts after other seizures, but that one was more like a hologram than a dream. But I was high, so...

>1 mouse can destroy 1/2 of that.
mylar/oxy and buckets.

>no toilet paper
user, you're not gonna make it

Where you fucked up is having irrational paranoia, you gay idiot

Only 100x .223? You’re fucking screwed.

>You should get fat in bulk, tallow or lard.
I have gallons of oil
>Stop abusing substances or you won't survive.
good advice
I'm moving it to sealed containers this weekend
>>no toilet paperanon
>you're not gonna make it
imagine not having a bidet

What would be a good slogan for this?
"Gentle on skin, tough on shit and when shit hits the fan?"

rate my prep:
all in cat food and dog food
literally cheaper food lmao youre all dumb as fuck. have cat and dog food to sustain myself for years

oil is not animal fat.

>have cat and dog food to sustain myself for years
When I worked door to door, I saw a senile old lady eating it. Her adult daughter came up and talked to me and took it from her. I left. The place was nice, so I didn't think much about it.

not nearly enough toilet paper

enjoy shitting on your floors user

>oil is not animal fat.
Ahh, I see what you mean. Thought you meant just fats in general. I thought about getting a bunch of lard. Beef tallow is cheap as fuck but hard for me to come by. From a nutrition standpoint, why do you recommend animal fat?

Where’s the first aid supplies?

animal fats help unlock proteins and amino acids of the things they are cooked with.

the lipid profile is better for human health and it has fat-soluble vitamins & choline. It's also more stable at room temperature.

>Where’s the first aid supplies?
not in the pictures

why not just get a water filter? also you're at high risk if you smoke, if you can't quit then find some patches for your nicotine fix. also you should probably get some kerosene and a portable stovetop, it'll be good just in case.

100? you using those cucked out 10 round mags? you have 3 mags bro