Why toilet paper?

>getting so drunk you don't notice your shitty butthole

I like his style.

It's all Chinks
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it's a feedback loop of retardation and herd mentality.
>people panic-buy toilet paper
>toilet paper starts to run out
>people panic-buy more toilet paper before its runs out
and repeat

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
?????

What about water? Shower?

imagine not cleaning ur asshole in the shower

roll a day
Jesus user, try 1 a week MAYBE. And i shit a lot

>A roll per day

It's a very basic dignity in society.

Because no fiber = shit smearing madness.

Barter power when the world goes mad max
1 roll = 1 oz silver
5 rolls = your daughter

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Probably lost shares in some Toilet Paper Company, and now you want us to buy it

Historians will look back on this and talk about how this was some trendy shit, based off hysteria.

One roll a WEEK is more like it dude. Something is seriously wrong with your shitting habits if you're using even a smaller roll of tp a day

>beer or toilet paper

>Beer it is

but i can always just wash my ass with water user, toilet paper is actually in fact not needed

I love this copy pasta

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Enjoy being looted gweilo
Here's a fun one: look up Ring Fit Adventure and see if you still have any in your stores. I sure don't. Want to know why? Take a guess what bored quarantined chinks are playing...

>Toilet paper comes from trees
>What country produces a large supply of TP?
>What is sacrificed to create paper?
>What happens to supply if the sacrificial lambs were set on fire?
>Low supply+high demand = ?
>High '?' does what to a producers stock price?

Thanks to flips, I never have to wiped my ass ever again. Bidets are wasteful.

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>1 roll per day
Are you vegan or something? 1 roll per week maybe 2 max... and even if you run out you can still just use water.

A roll per day!? How are people wiping their asses?! It take two or three squares and half a dozen wipes at most.

Too many rolls for a few holes user.
Ive been seeing a girl who called me insane for prepping a month ago and i finally got access to her asshole yesterday for ONE roll when she couldnt get any TP anywhere.
Maybe throw in a can of tuna if shes a virgin.

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God fucking dammit. I need to get a pack of smokes today. I'm fucked.

Yeah, and buying is the rational choice in that environment.

I dont see how this explains it, but the Chinese are an obvious suspect. I also think India warrants further investigation, based solely on their unusual relationship with pooing. I could easily see this being started by some pajeet shitposters.

How? I go through maybe a roll a MONTH.

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Bad for health

Is this 2020 covid19 tp.muttcore the next style trend

Toilet Paper Farmer here, I can verify. The American anus is just tangentially larger than the anus of your average European. You might call it finer breeding, but I prefer to think of it like Texas. Bigger is better.

During Katrina there was TP shortage, and enterprising niggers made some cash selling TP in camps.

People are retards, toilet paper isnt some fucking rare commodity and you're not going to suddenly start shitting 10x more because you're quarantined it will be in stock again. If you're quarantined then take a shit and shower afterwards to get clean. This just goes to show what below average iq humans are really like, this eugenics experiment might not be such a bad thing after all.

Just get a bidet. Or just run your hose through the bathroom window if things are desperate.

No, for 5 rolls you can keep her. Which is a bargain, because you never know when you'll need to trade her for a gallon of gas

>I dont see how this explains it
Who do you think bought all the masks? The hand sanitizer? Who is currently buying out bottled water?
Look up that game btw

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holy fucking this, people are like pigs i swear

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>1 roll per day.
Maybe in Shartistangolia

One roll per day? How many times a day do you shit? Holy fuck, user. Lay off the taco bell.

Are you wiping with the entire roll?
Like, not stripping off a sheet, you just unhook the whole roll and wipe your ass with the entire thing.

NPC programming shorts out and panic buys TP.

user programming shorts out and gives this pasta (you)s.

It's a meme that got out of control. But it didn't come out of here. Normies got their own meme language on facebook now, they got there already.

How can people see pics like this and not instantly be redpilled about race and blood loyalty? It's everyone out for themselves and their race and China has robbed the world blind of essential supplies and are now threatening to withhold medicine from the United States

Honestly, how fucked are things gonna get in the coming months?

I have seen this bait in probably 15 threads today. And every single time it gets dozens of replies. This is some grade a radioactive bait

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Fucking Chinese need to be put in camps for a few years. That straightened out the Japanese.

You kids have it easy- only needing toilet paper to wipe shit off your ass. Imagine being a boomer. Shit comes out every time they open their mouths. Have a little empathy.

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>imagine not cleaning ur asshole in the shower

i take baths for cleaning my hole because it takes me around 45 minutes

You can learn Pakistani guys to wash your ass with water.

Is 3M on the stock market?

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Are you fucking kidding me?

I shit like 3 times a WEEK. Not evem fucking joking. I mostly eat meat.

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or dont even wipe at all fuck it. nobody loves us anyway

Their stock symbol, as you would imagine, is MMM

finance.yahoo.com/quote/MMM?p=MMM&.tsrc=fin-srch

I shit one time a week

Hmmmmmmmm

>Be me
>Buy crap ton of toilet paper
>Basically clear out small stores of it
>Go to walmart parking lot and start selling it
>15 bucks for 4 rolls
>Sold 114 packs of 4
Man I'm proud of my kike genes lmao.

I don't wipe

My bad
Game is called "Ring Fit Adventure"
Quick collage from my own neighborhood

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a bidet costs like 50-100 bucks tops. You can install it in 10 minutes. You can even hook it up to your warm and cold water supplies if you wanted to. Bidet actually cleans the shit off your asshole. Ask yourself this: If you got shit on your hand would you use paper to take it off or wash your hands?
I think that if anything we'll be in quarantine for a month or 2 but will still have access to utilities so why not get a bidet?

Shower?

Be careful, that's illegal and if caught in your case you would get a $25,000 fine.

I have a pond in my backyard. I can just walk to it, squat in it, wipe my ass with my hand a few times, go back inside.

Based and redpilled

How the fuck do you use an entire roll in one day?

Why not shit in water?

Listen, I know you do things differently up there in the north, but down here our asses aren't amusement parks.

what are you a poo camel

Maybe if you eat nothing but fast food and have diarrhea 4-5 times a day

It makes no rational sense It's psychological It's basically the biggest thing in the grocery store you can buy so it makes people think I got a lot of something I'm safe now

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I would. No point in pooing inside my home if shit gets bad. Will just go in the woods and bury it to keep the pond as clean as possible. There is already enough turtle and fish shit in it. I also have an endless supply of food. Turtles, bullfrogs, fish, ducks. Nothing beats being in rural nowhere.

Most essential items are running out of stock as well.
Quilted Northern is owned by Koch Industries and is a private company. Pretty funny people are giving them even more money.
Cottonelle/Scott is owned by Kimberly Clark, which is already $130/share
The store brands are probably made by either.

A diet of goyfeed gives you wet shits.

Eat healthy and natty food like your ancestors have been eating for hundreds of thousands of years and you will have firm turds and won't even need to wipe.

Women use a fuck ton of it

Who pokes their rodent like that?????

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anything less than 1 poop a day is a sign of health problems...

Obviously a vast majority of Americans are suffering from pica

Quit smoking the brown jew

DONT ASK QUESTIONS CONSOOM

This picture is just ridiculous. I mean I can't not think about where that toilet paper is going and not feel disgust about the situation.
After you see the fat hog on the rear, you KNOW she's behind this whole ordeal, commanding, parading around the cash&carry looking stupid with a matching mask she just bosses the dude around who by the way looks like a goof, I mean at least close the jacket buddy, pushing a full cart of toilet paper, nothing else, food, nothing... these people got out just to buy the paper.
Suddenly it all starts to make sense again the obcession with the toilet paper, these are sick people.

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Probably barely a tap and freaked him out.

I just hold it all and shit when I decide to. It's boring to waste time there so I control my ass to do it when I want. But everytime I shit, it is like 2 Whopper burgers, and it blocks the toilet, so I need to fix. Sometimes I need to use my own hands to fix it, I already got used to get my hands dirty.

The Japanese eat the toilet paper during a pandemic

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Their other operations took a hit and they can't currently meet demand. Orangeman does need them to provide masks directly to healthcare personnel with government support, so maybe that'll pump their price.
Yes.
>Honestly, how fucked are things gonna get in the coming months?
Could get very bad. Where I am, jugs of water are getting low. We'll see if they're smart enough to go for the 5gal jugs. Water filters could be another hot item soon. Regardless, I take every opportunity to redpill everyone I know about this epic failure of the globalized economy.

>retards falling for this copypasta bait
wow Yas Forums really is retarded cant wait to tell my friends at reddit about this

It only takes a couple of retards to buy out most of the stock, then news gets around and since people don't stock on TP or they're already running low they panic and buy a few packages themselves, etc.

Really want to know the answer to this.
I think some greedy faggots started it to further their own agenda and it caught on. Now you need to buy this shit whenever you see it because if you don't someone else will.

>Bathing in your own dirty residual shit water for over half an hour
I'll stick to showers if I run out thanks

What was the thread where this post popped out

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

u mean the average american

americans aren't person

dob't ask. questioning is time that could be spent buying tp

>a roll a day
Okay fatty

based truths that incels don't want to believe

Thats fucked up, but now that I think about it totally not surprising. The Chinese are basically zero empathy when it comes to survival. Probably from all the civil wars in their collective memory. But yeah, how do you explain all the white people buying up TP? Again, i really do agree the Chinese are a key suspect, but I also think Pajeets cannot be ruled out. I feel like some poos shitposted this into reality to try and sell bidets or something.

Shit, I got none so far

So you just sit there in your own filth?

How come?

You must watch a movie called Idiocracy OP it will answer a lot of your questions.

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>I need to get a pack of smokes
That will be 2 rolls of TP, bud

The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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Luckily there is also vonder

>But yeah, how do you explain all the white people buying up TP?
From what I hear, boomers caught on to the chinks looting the stores dry and got in for themselves to get some before it all sold out

>haha look at all these retards buying toilet paper
>Pools
>Realises they have no toilet paper

You're buying toilet paper because everyone else is and you don't want to be the guy with no toilet paper.

He is the drunk retard that WILL raid your house and kill you for you toilet paper.

here, have some dopamine.

>1 roll a day

Wtf do you shit tar or something