I like Tucker and all... but isn't he being a bit sensationalist here?

I'm salaried and I get to work from home for two weeks. It's pretty sweet.

He's right about China though. Globalization is going to kill us all.

Yes. He’s watching too much Lookner.

Fuck off fatty.

>1 roll per day per person
?????????????????????
How much do you shit?

shut up faggot, can't stuck the tucc.

I want everyone to watch this video of chinks screaming in Wuhan and tell me its a nothing burger.
youtube.com/watch?v=9IpetdqFnHw

One a day per person? Lol what kind of slop trough are you eating out of to be shitting enough to use an entire roll of toilet paper? And to think, your ass probably still leaves skid marks in your underwear.

Whatever. Just hop in the shower and wash your asshole off after pooping.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Where in the fuck are you getting that statistic from? It takes me a few weeks to burn through a roll.

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One roll per day? What?

based tucker

You eat all day long, don't you?

My 2000 person company literally sent everyone home, so no

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
bro I don't go through a roll a week what are you eating

I have crohn's disease

>average person uses 1 roll a day
That's literally just you, Mr. Shart N. Damart.

a roll lasts me a month on avg lol.
i have 6 years worth

Well they already suspended right to assembly here in California.

>Schools shut down
>Work from home for all who are capable
>Mass self quarantining
>No sports
>Boomers can’t go out in public because of the disease
Yeah I’m thinking Tucker’s right

Hi Chang. Why don’t you kill yourself you slang eyes subhuman?

Overreacting in situations like this is better than not giving a fuck

>marijuana
He wrote an article about being fascinated with Hunter S Thompson and wanting to be a cool drugged out journalist and doing a bunch of drugs as a teen and then finally meeting Hunter when he was a muttering husk of a man completely changed his view on life.

He cucked to the wu flu scam

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that is nothing though, that's just people pranking out the window; silly games
the whole lockdown in China was memed to an insane degree on their social media
hell we've all seen the wechat videos

here's some jap stuff though

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>all but suspended
Do you understand what this means

I'm self employed and work in isolation pretty much all day long, I generally go grocery shopping at like 5 in the morning when no one is in there, and when I get home I'm usually too tired to go anywhere, so my life hasn't changed much at all yet.

Family of 4 here.
We use less than 1 roll per day if we are home all day. School/work days are even less. Average is 16 rolls per month.

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Me too, aside from one day.
It's amazing, boomers preach coming into work sick for the young until a virus that specifically kills them comes along, then it's full blown SHUT IT DOWN.

>And marijuana. He gets weird about that too.
>His whole personality changes on these subjects.
And he makes that crazy face. Which people seem to think makes him automatically right.

i wonder why that is, he clearly knows more than he lets on

lucky, drink a corona on the beach for the lulz breh

when disaster strikes, lookner will be there to profit off the death and destruction

That's from doing tons of acid though, not weed. Acid actually is dangerous and people minimize it's risks too much.

>1 roll per day

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>sports cancelled
>concerts cancelled
>events with 250+ people in attendance cancelled
>schools cancelled
>casinos closed
>theme parks closed
>movie theaters limiting seating
>few flying
>cities on quarantine or have containment zones

What else is there to do besides go to the store with hundreds of others?

I work in LPG fuel truck distribution, I'll be working right through any kind of shut down. I imagine it's the same for anyone attached to infrastructure and transportation

>The average person uses 1 roll per day

OH FUQ HOW AM I GONNA COOOOOOOOM

Stick your dick in the cardboard tube.

New copypasta gold

>damage controlling chink actually fills out subject field

lmao

Faggot

ehh, rude, tuck is the only talking head whose opinion i actually value

curious to see how that would play out. nog gets shot, nogs hold memorial, cops try to disperse them, all hell breaks loose

Love this pasta

>nog gets shot, nogs hold memorial
When you think about it, this doesn't happen that much considering hundreds of nogs getting shot. It's fine as long as they're doing it themselves I guess.

Tucker is boomer stupid.

He says China is a Fascist country and he works for Fabian Socialist Rupert Murdoch.

LET

THAT

SINK

IN

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Whos side are you on leaf?

>He says China is a Fascist country

It kind of is, yeah.

are (((you))) a TP hoarding jew

>1 roll per day

Are you literally eating and shitting non stop you fat fuck? Is your car a zoo fork lift for rhinos?

>1 roll per day
sure thing sir fapalot.

honestly if i everybody was all locked up and we were all just fine for the most part and slowly everyone was just yelling or screaming to see how many they could get to join in and how loud it could be
seems like a meme really

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FYI to everyone this is a new pasta, I’ve seen it shilled multiple times today

This

MIGA faggots OUT

NOTHING BURGER
I HAD IT - I'M SUPER FIT AND OLD
80% OF PEOPLE HAVE ZERO TO MINIMAL SYMPTOMS
PEOPLE UNDER 30 LIKELY WILL FEEL NOTHING - THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A NOTHING BURGER

it was almost certianly from mixing coke and alcohol, something he did until the last years of his life. the two bond in the stomache and form ethylcocaine, which is substantially more neurotoxic than cocaine.

>He says China is a Fascist country
It is, or that's the closest approximation. Only boomers are dumb enough to say it's communist.

Yeah, Tucker is great. I'm fucking old. I admit it. Please, will some user give me a valid email address for Shelley Long. I love her . Please help me contact her. Fren please. I'm drunk and in love.