Domino’s

If real, insanity. I would quit.

No more giving lady customers extra sausage?

>essential food
kek'd

Yep. I haven't eaten anything that has been touched by other people for a week and a half now. Know the chain of custody of everything that ends up in your mouth.

Women can be drivers too...is that extra anchovy?

On the rare occasions where I would deliver, I used to love some of those calls.

I still remember one all these years later. Go to deliver to a hotel room. The boyfriend answers. The girlfriend is peeking around the corner from the bathroom unaware (or probably aware) of the mirror behind her. Naked as a jaybird covered in bubbles from the bath

That's pretty stupid.

7703 reporting in

what about the cooks who make it

nigga, everyone has to do everything at dominos

Really the only person you would have to worry about is the person working the oven. Once the pie goes in the oven, the temperature will probably kill anything passed to it before it went it.

Once it comes out of the oven, it's in the box in 10 seconds; at which point it isn't opened until the customer opens it.

So from a disease standpoint, it's the time from when it comes out of the oven to when the lid closes on the box that would be the worry.

Back when I was with dominos, they were the only game in town as far as delivery. To give you an idea of how things change, on a friday night we would have...

3 phone girls
2 slappers
2 toppers
1 oven
20 drivers

and during the rush, the drivers were going out double and sometimes triple stacked.

That's pretty cute that you guys watched out for each other. Not sure I'd want to lay down my life for any delivery drivers here

Just bring a broom stick and hit the door until they open it then chuck the pizza at them. The surprise will give you enough time to safely escape.

When I say it was a rough area, it was a ROUGH area. Rough to the point that residents were stupid to open their doors at night; and drivers were stupid to deliver without having the customers watch to make sure they made it to their car alive.

At one of the stores I was at, we had a section of the map marked off in black and yellow. We called it the roach motel... drivers go in but they don't come out

Yeah I said to my wife I reckon pizza is one of the safest fast foods right now coz the exposure to virus is really limited to that one person for like 5-10 seconds.

Like would people just shoot you for being on the streets or something? That's pretty brutal maybe they should invest in drone delivery to these places or some kind of robocop pizza guy

This was back in the 80's, there were no drones.

It was a high crime, low income area. For example, one time I made a delivery, hop out of the car, go to the door

out of the corner of my eye I see someone leaning in my car... hey buddy, what the hell you doing???

Oh, I thought it was my friends car. Bullshit you did.

I head to the car, then I notice about 7 people moving in on me, step on the gas and take out 1/2 their lawn getting the fuck out of there.

As far as guns, occasionally. There was a rule that drivers could carry no more than the change for a $20. As soon as some dumb ass broke that rule and got robbed with more, we'd have drivers robbed every night for a week. It got to the point that when they arrived back from a delivery, we had to watch them drop their money.

What about the money? Shouldn't the cash be disinfected as well? They probably need it more than the bag.

This delivery method is retarded. It still requires like three points of contact. Why are they still 6 feet away rather than just leave? Why do they need a signature? Why go though all of the trouble of a barrier?

Throw the pizza in the oven for a bit to reheat it and kill any viruses.

So are you washing every fruit/vegtable you buy with soap? The boxes of cereal, do you wipe it down with lysol?

Think of how many disgusting fucks have touched that

They have Domino app that takes credit card

all that prep to deliver a pizza that some teenager spit in

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I think it's pretty neat

haha this

>job title: Delivery Expert
lol

yo, honestly you could cut two steps of that by using a salad clamshell base as a disposable pedestal for the pizza box instead of the hotbag for every order. Use the clamshell lid for any cash. That way you can leave the hotbag in the car and use a fresh set of latex gloves for each order that way you can avoid having to go through some 5 minute bullshit sanitize the bag & somehow wash your hands inside your car steps every delivery. For multiple pizzas just have the boxer tie some packaging string or twine around the boxes so there is no fumbling and the customer can just pick up all the boxes in one go. Yeah you waste 30 cents in materials but you save all that in time and proper compliance. Just saying.

Love how real modern life have appropriated fake jobs from 1980's Sierra Games.

If there are "Sanitation Engineers", I'm pretty sure there are "Delivery Experts" somewhere in that universe as well.

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I would think it's for the drivers

THIS HAS NOW BECOME DOMINOS GENERAL.

THE BLACK BOX PAN PIZZA IS FUCKING DANK

This is why I'm not worried about prepping food. I'll just order delivery.

Might as well order carryout. I dont mind.

Man that sucks! I never knew it was that bad. I'm glad you made it out alive.

>Extra peace of mind for $5.99
>goy

Fucking parasites expect us to keep working despite all this bullshit happening?

Niggers have been known to rob & kill the lone pizza delivery driver,

I just received an email from dominos about this sort of thing.

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Funny story... corporate fucks doing a tour of our city one time, top VP come into my store late on a Thursday night.

What's this area marked off on the map, they ask. I explain the whole roach motel concept.

Bullshit, he says. We don't refuse deliveries, it's safe as long as you're running to and from your car like you're supposed to (everything was running with them).

So by coincidence, one of the phone girls takes an order from the dead zone, so I tell the VP... tell you what, how about you deliver this one since you think it's so safe.

He's all chipper in his pressed and spotless uniform shirt, so off he goes with the pie in the bag like he's going to show us pions how it's supposed to be done.

About 20 minutes later he comes back, pie still in the bag. What happened?, I asked....

ah... well.... it didn't really.... ah .... well it really didn't seem safe to me.

Last time he ever showed up at my store.

We also had a regular customer, the most well kept home in really bad neighborhood.

The way they kept it that way is that they had set up a double fence, which an outer fence, an inner fence and a pair of the meanest looking dobermans you'd ever see patrolling the space in between

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THE END OF AMERICA LOOKS LIKE THIS?? IT LOOKED LIKE THIS GRANDPA???

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my family is all retarded and not taking this seriously, so they keep buying out ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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if i order a pizza and the delivery guy does that to me i'm leaving the pizza there and telling him to go fuck himself

You sell biohazards already
Kys you fucking loser

Okay sir. That will be-
SIR! DO NOT APPROACH THE PIZZA BARRIER UNTIL I HAVE STEPPED AWAY!
SIR! SIR! DO NOT APPROACH ME!
STOP! SIR! I SAID STOP!
DISPATCH THIS IS 23. DELIVERY EXPERT UNDER DUR- SIR! NO I DO NOT WANT MY PEN BACK!
LEAVE THE TIP ON THE FLO- ON THE FLOOR SIR!
DISPATCH 23 NEED IMMEDIATE BACK UP!

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He still needs his faggoty ass kicked
When I worked for Hardees a VP retard decided to 'help' me in the kitchen
What a fucking disaster, he just stood there dropping baskets of fries for no reason

I threw away about 4 bags of fries as soon as he left
Pretty bad he was my boss at all, fucking retard

Yes actually. This is exactly what I do. The garage is an airlock. Do you want to live, or are you resigned to dying like a dog?

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Pepperoni pie, beaver on the side

The new procedure is spread disease lol

>Delivery expert

Knew a fat sperg who delivered pizza to a swinger party in Deep Elum or whatever that place is called
Fuck texas

2724 my guy

>says nothing about handling infected cash from the sick customers.
Lol. Anything to keep the goyim working, cant have them not making money. Fuck your safety zoomer. Pick up the dirty money.

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Bullshit, niggers not storing food properly or washing their dick beating hands isnt cancelled out by cooking it