/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2035 - Gary Edition

dead to al bermas

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Where's the FINAL STATE????
IS IT WEST VIRGINIA???
THE LAST MAN STANDING!?!?

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Imagine if this virus kills 50% of the 70+ year olds. We no longer have to pay for these fucks.

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youtube.com/watch?v=gkNoNjCyrCU

>be me
>28yo faggot who has had asthma problems since age 10
>work at "designer" rug/carpet store which is always dirty as shit
>when customers see me having dust-induced coughing fits they ALWAYS yeet the fuck out of there jumping to the conclusion I have coronashit

Why me.

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I would like to motion that we start calling it Boomer's Bane

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>Diamond Princess
wat

DOD shuts down ALL military movement
>IT'S HAPPENING
DOD shuts down ALL military movement
>IT'S HAPPENING
DOD shuts down ALL military movement
>IT'S HAPPENING
DOD shuts down ALL military movement
>IT'S HAPPENING

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West Virginia is the winner: A state so bad not even Corona chan is willing to visit.

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just a flu bro lol

People eat rattlesnakes here
Supposedly it tastes good

the original gary died of coronavirus, anyone else posting as gary is a fake

THE SARS VIRUS PERMANENTLY DAMAGES YOUR LUNGS

>LASTING IMPACT Coronavirus survivors left with reduced lung function and gasping for breath even after beating deadly disease

>Hong Kong’s Hospital Authority released its findings after doctors held follow-up appointments with around a dozen people who had been discharged after suffering from the first wave of COVID-19 which originated in early January.

>Around a dozen discharged patients were examined as part of the research.

>Two or three of those were unable to do the things they had been able to do before contracting coronavirus.

>Lung scans of nine infected patients found patterns similar to frosted glass, suggesting they had suffered organ damage.

>The doctor told the South China Morning Post some patients could have a drop up 30% in lung function after their recovery.

>Dr Tsang studied patients in Hong Kong, where 77 of the 134 patients diagnosed have recovered.

thesun.co.uk/news/11171231/coronavirus-survivors-left-with-reduced-lung-function-and-gasping-for-breath-even-after-beating-deadly-disease/

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you're fake.

Can people naturally be immune?

What makes this a happening?

>696 infected on Diamond Princess
>7 dead
>0.01% death rate

What a terrible pandemic!

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leftards will not have any excuse for the rapefugees and invaders, even when they are parasytes right now not paying anything

Using the figures from this live update:
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

China: 3.9456%
Confirmed cases: 80,824

Italy: 7.1687%
Confirmed cases: 17,660

Iran: 4.5230%
Confirmed cases: 5,682

South Korea: 0.8904%
Confirmed cases: 8,086

Spain: 2.5420%
Confirmed cases: 5,232

Germany: 0.2008%
Confirmed cases: 3,984

France: 2.1543%
Confirmed cases: 3,667

The United States: 2.1862%
Confirmed cases: 2,287

Switzerland: 0.9657%
Confirmed cases:1,139

Norway: 0.1004%
Confirmed cases: 996

Sweden: 0.1229%
Confirmed cases: 814

The Netherlands: 1.243%
Confirmed cases: 804

Denmark: 0%
Confirmed cases: 801

The United Kingdom: 1.3732%
Confirmed cases: 801

Japan: 2.8610%
Confirmed cases: 734

Can someone post the pic of the guy that predicts a lot of shit back in january like Italy quarantine and markets crashing. Says to invest in plastics and vaccinnes. My friend is freaking out and I want to send him it and scare him even more.

You sure?

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We don’t like foreigners.

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>canada

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Yes

the kikes replaced him like parents replace their kid's dead goldfish

USEFUL INFORMATION FOR FRENCHFAGS: if you have, you or someone in your family, previous pathologies which would therefor put you/them at a risk of dying if you/them ever catch this shit, you can bargain with your doctor to put you/them on paid leave. I did it with my boomer dad, his employer still hasn't said nor done anything about the situation so I had to take actions into my own hands.

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RIP

imagine being a 28 yr old boomer and using words like "yeet". Cringe.

OTHER PAGES?!??!!??!?!?1/1/1/
What the FUCK DOES THIS MEAN? THEY"RE STOPPING THEM IN PLACE.. SO THEY CAN BE ACTIVATED TO CONTROL THE POPULATION????????????? ????????????????

taken at 00:00 EST btw

The original quarantine tour boat, lurk 500 /cvg/ before posting

What the fuck is going on in Spain?
Are they trying to claim the name back?

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HOARD ROLLS! THE END TIMES ARE COMING.

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Nice math retard

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HONKLER! NOOOO! How did you fuck up the decon process?

Ok boomer.

>8PM to 5AM curfew implemented in Metro Manila
flipbros...

>My friend
fuck off normalfag

Nice one, that last para is very interesting.

herd immunity
>herd immunity
herd immunity
>herd immunity
herd immunity

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Bump this, i half assed feel like it was deleted from my phone
Somebody seed this plz

This thing would compromise military readiness if it got out and/or they're preparing for Marshall law in a region.

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Still lower CFR than flu massive faggot

This is the most interesting news I have seen today.
Japanese media found that the Taiwanese pretended to be the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Japan and tweeted "Thanks to 500,000 masks donated by Taiwan; Taiwan-Japan friendship".

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Say goodbye bonkers you won't be forgotten

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>145 (reporting) countries have been touched by the coronavirus
Meh, it can't be that bad, right?

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tasts like land fish

can anyone explain to me all the
>iTs A pSy OoP
posts? I really don't get it. are they just that scared that their mind blanks and all they can do is reject reality? are they too far down the rabbit hole? is it chink shills?

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Here fren.

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No it isn’t you fucking cretin

>thirsty
>don't want to use resources so early in the lock down

fuck you corona

Is that percent change today?

>OH NO A BUNCH OF COUNTRIES HAVE IT-IT MUST BE REALLY BAD!!!!
Yeah it's literally a cold
Swine got to millions, we thought it was deadly at first (JUST LIKE THIS) and then we found all the mild cases and realized it's CFR was 0.01% (JUST LIKE THIS)

Read the paper carefully. It says at the bottom that DoD agents are being banned from domestic travel to prevent them from contracting the virus.

In other words - even domestic flights are so unsafe at this point, they don't want critical personnel on them.

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>28yr old
>boomer

pick one virgin zoomer

I had a fish fillet and 10 piece nuggets at mcdicks today

Over here last few weeks everyone was coughing, now you can clearly see people stifling it. This whole thing is a decades worth of research into social psychology.

You lethality rates are wrong

Goddamnit gary

>Two or three of those
Which is it, two or three? What the fuck kind of scientific study can't figure out he difference between two and three?

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ESTA HAPPENING

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Alaska nobody travels there in the dead of winter.

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How many recovered?

They are interested in how easily and fast it spreads. This is man made KEK knows......

Also really glad Washington stuck to it's word about daily updates, looks like they're just lumping all of US count now

Is there a title for this ?

any argie wants to share whats the quarantine like? asking for a friend

Proof it faggot.
>66k recovered in China
>3k dead
>12k active cases

Literally less infectious and deadly than flu.

SHOULD I GET DOOM ETERNAL OR ANIMAL CROSSING?

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Hope you die

HEH! CHECK THESE NUMBERS ASHY-BOY

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that's mortality rate by country, sorry

MORTALITY RATE BY COUNTRY

All

Have a copy on a different device, will attempt to get it up in an hour or 2

those are rookie numbers.

how do you figure?

Of course you do schizo.
Take your meds.

>believing CCP’s lies

is Chile already fucked?

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The CFR of this thing will likely be 20% if healthcare collapses, and 6% without it. It's not AIRBORNE AIDS (or we'd be already dead-early projections had the whole world infected at the end of the month), but we're going into a major depression with a virus that will disproportionately kill heads of state.

And not David Abel.

David Abel > Donald Trump

This. What an absolute larp.

>Dead: 5,436
lol, still only 5,436.
How many days has it been stuck at 5,436? Four days? Five days?

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I’m just here for the Bill tweets, any fresh ones from today?

>Still lower CFR than flu
Even the WHO janitors laugh at "lower than flu CFR" fags

Touhou

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Map :)

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Nothingburger fags will probably keep this shit up until they're living "The Road"

Legend - now I have it on my phone :)

Both

2 cases here now
According to docs and nurses shit is about to hit the fan. Gov't trying to hide it.

deaths divided by cases

>someone got paid to write this

Small caliber rifles are great for bulk ammo and with good shot placement can take a deer

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Touhou

Take meds

26 + (9) FROM A PRIVATE HOSPITAL

>EL SECRETARIO DE SALUD SAYS THAT IT CAN BE TRIPLE AMMOUNT OF CASOS TOMORROW

>Should i be a real faggot or a manly man?