Will getting drunk af fuck my immune system up and make more likely to catch The Virus and cough myself to death?

Most definitely.

im a heavy drinker and so far havent been sick. both my brothers and my mom have had really bad bronchitis but my dad and me havent even had one cough. praying to the lord almighty we get through this though

This is absolutely true. Drinking fucks your shit up that way. I almost never get sick unless I get fucking hammered. Moderation son.

Probably not... but give it a try anyway.

No! In fact, the sprawling proliferation and surprising longevity of drunken bums in the world proves getting yourself drunk af will STRENGTHEN your immune system!

Not just the immune system but as a depressant it can worsen breathing difficulties.

Is it a habit? Then, yea. You're immune system is fucked.

Just randomly feel like hitting the sauce? You'll be fine.

I like scotch but bourbon is good too.

Hunter S Thompson always balanced his drug/alcohol binges by eating a fresh grapefruit somwhere in there. Maybe you can have someone make sure you get into a nice warm bed before (or after) you pass out so you don't catch a draft.

YESH

Drafts don't cause illnesses

no...

you're simply sanatizing from the inside... it's like drinking slightly better tasting Purell

maybe if you like drinking ashtray

Corona populates the liver and kidneys, the last 2 things you want to do right now are drugs, tobacco or buzz you literally put yourself in the upper 20 percent that will get a bad reaction

What should I drink next Yas Forums?

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redbreast, since st paddy's day is right around the corner

This, though something with a ridiculously high proof like Everclear is a decent substitute of rubbing alcohol.

I was a drunk for like 17 years and all I got was bronchitis one year. I was working outside at the time and smoked 3 packs of camels a day.

He would inject the vodka into the orange/grapefruit with a needle then eat them, tasty way to get drunk desu

Good idea, cheers m8

Just don't go outside duh

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when I turned 21, I had a bad cold but went out drinking anyways. I had 6 four horsemen and 8 Irish car bombs and completely blacked out. the hangover the next day was the worst I'd ever felt but my cold was completely gone. to this day I almost never drink liquor.

Redbreast 12

I went to the Ausländer pharmacy in my Ausländer suburb yesterday night, thought it would be safe. Went past the Döner shop, it was windy, I was 15 meters away from the toilet window, then the smell of feces covered my nose and my tongue immediately started burning and swelling. Fuck this Ausländer suburb!
Evene the Ausländer pahmacist gave me an old bottle of 100ml h2o2. It looked already opened. I told her, she lied she said she only has this one, this is how she got it. Tomorrow there would be more with luck.
I went home and washed my mouth with Smirnoff 40%. It is 9 hours ago. Sometimes I feel like something is making me cooof. But then there isn't anything. Drank Vitamin C and took some very mild central nervous system booster.

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All alcohol has calories in it meat fag.

your own pee

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>I was a drunk for like 17 years and all I got was bronchitis one year. I was working outside at the time and smoked 3 packs of camels a day.
fearfags will use this as an excuse to try to ban ciggies and booze.

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alcohol destroys the immune system

weed relaxes the immune system

don't do either

>when I turned 21, I had 6 four horsemen
this is a time honored way of teaching youngfags that the world hates them

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Surprisingly based

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I just wanted to cook the WHO recipe, and now my throat is swelling during the day, I can promise you that it will.

BTW, I leave you my tips before I die.
I got 10L of Bio-Ethanol 100% (or get 96,6%).
I have 0,5L of Glycerol:
And now have 100ml of h202. (And I didnt even need it for the Virus, just to keep my made disinfectant stay clean of bacteria).

After my tongue burned from the diarrhea feces blown into my face, i't came to me that I could use vodka to wash my mouth.

Buy much higher %vol of alc, to wash your mouoths! Buy 80%

Yes

Or moonshine it

but what if you are a alcohol like Ben Affliction and drink every night? I don't even get hungover anymore.

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I miss being like this, I'm sober now and constantly feel anxious.

no way you're actually a whiskey fan if you think american whiskeys are bad. it's like an entire genre of whiskey. I'm not saying american is the best; it isn't. but there's a lot of good, top-tier shit

you prob can only afford jim and think it's all sewage cuz you can't taste the good stuff

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This, alcohol fucks up your immune system so don't drink it when there's an illness going around. However if you're already ill then it's a good idea to get hammered and kill it all off.

>Moderation son.
Any, alcohol or drug that attacks or slows your macrophages system, will make it worse.
Sometimes its the opposite, when your system attacks you.

yes.

this.

id rather get coronavirus than eat a grapefruit

you're actually retarded. just because alcohol is a disinfectant doesn't mean drinking it disinfects you. go drink bleach if you think that's how the human body works

>I don't even get hungover anymore.
user I think that means you're always drunk

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Yes you are right. didnt read the end

It does and doesn't. I never throw up chunks like after 12 beers when I was in HS. I can take down an 18-24 pack and feel fine, maybe 2 weeks later, my body will spit up stomach acid but that said, I can work the full day and never feel a true hangover like I did years earlier. After awhile, you gotta rest 1-3 days to avoid the acid reflux when brushing your teeth to be a normal looking person in society.

the beer is the virus : they told us

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you must have the most disgusting beer shits

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yes, the whiskey kills the wuflu

currently drinking vodka now. this is the third bottle this week. have been like this for like almost a year. half the among for past 5 years. I feel it. im bloating. but fuck it. the end is nigh.

>After my tongue burned from the diarrhea feces blown into my face, i't came to me that I could use vodka to wash my mouth.
this is the most German statement ever written.

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Alco here

Every night after downing half a dozen or so beers and a bottle of whatever, before bed I take:

>2 capsules of high strength B1 (thiamine) to ward off wet brain (AKA Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome)
>2 capsules of B12 (cobalamin) to ward off anemia
>2 capsules of B-complex (helps brain overall)
>2 multivitamin (helps overall health)
>3 omega 3 fish oil (helps memory)
>2 high strength vitamin C complex with garlic and horseradish (helps immune system)
>5 capsules of lecithin (helps liver)

Im not keen to die, I just love drinking

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Just drink your vodka with OJ, faggot.
It's called a screwdriver.

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My dad told me today him, his boss, and the other one hungarian coworker have started taking a shot of palinka every morning when work starts to ward off the virus.