NYC IS LOCKED DOWN!

Can confirm. An apartment just flew over my house. Tanks in 30 minutes.

In queens. Just been playing CoD all night. This is false

thanks for your work user

OP is a loser happening shill.

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That thing just landed in front of my yard. The cats inside have just no-knocked my house. I don't think I'll finish typi--

HOLY SHIT I CAN LITERALLY SEE THE NYC QUARANTINE FROM TORONTO

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Are you the larper guy? No you's for you.

New York just flew over my house!!

Times square webcam faggot checking in
Its quiet for a friday night but still a few groups of huies and chinks milling around

Post pics, I am in Inbred Empire, it is eerily quiet now. The supermarkets were pandemonium.

i can literally feel the NYC quarantine gobbling my balls

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Lucky

about damn time OP

GUYS NYC JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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>LOOK UP INTO THE SKY!

HOLY SHIT CORONA CHAN JUST FLEW BY

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no videos? nDIDNT HAPEN YA FUKKKIN KUNT BITCH FUCK BOI SOI DRINKIN NIIIIIIG

How about taking a picture then faggot

Wtf is a huie?

this larper wont do shit bc its fake

i kinda want at least some kind of happening

wow that's awesome!

You’re full of shit and I hope you drown in your own puss faggot.

CORONAVIRUS IS LITERALLY IN MY BACKYARD AS WE SPEAK!!!! I LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW TINY GREEN SPHERES FLINGING AROUND EVERYWHERE!!!!!

Manhattan bro here and i have yo go into work tomorrow + the niggers arent looting yet so fuck off

Found out yesterday that my place of employment was shutting down over Coronavirus. I spent the last day any a half stockpiling. And I can confirm that OP is both fake and a faggot. These dumb sheep are in complete denial, and have no idea what's about to come down the line for them.

I advise anybody in NYC to take advantage of everyone else's stupidity/apathy, and get supplies now, before shit actually gets real.

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SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING

MISSILES IN THE AIR

Grey's Papaya dogs are back down to 50 cents!!!!

Shills flooding the post

Can confirm, a jew just flew over my house

>HE THINKS THE NYC WATER SUPPLY SYSTEM WILL GO DOWN OVER A RESPIRATORY VIRUS WHICH PRODUCES MILD SYMPTOMS IN 80% OF CASES

Yea, I don't drink tap water for two reasons: 1) I'm not a poor hick, 2) I don't want to develop cancer in twenty years from PFAS. You can bet I'm not gonna find it on the shelves when the city actually is in lockdown.

HOLY SHIT GUYS!!
NOT A FUCKING DRILL! SHIT IS BLOWING UP!
TOOK THIS PIC JUST PUTSIDE MY APARTMENT

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I saw a gigantic convoy of MRAPs and military freight trucks driving north on I95 abt 8 hours ago it's happening a bat just flew over my house

>using books instead of TP
based

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>Wtf is a huie?
a huwhite

that movie was ass

slang for a type of helo

It's a retarded persons way of spelling 'Huey' which was the helicopter used in SOME FOLKS WERE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

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DO YOU KNOW WHERE POLAND SPRING COMES FROM
SHIT TIER GROUND WATER WELLS NEAR INDUSTRIAL SITES

NYC TAP SOURCE IS THE CATSKILL WATERSHED ITS LITERALLY BETTER THAN POLAND SPRING
YOU CAN DO A LAST PASS FILTER FOR EXTREMELY CLEAN WATER

ARE YOU ALSO EXPECTING A LIGHT BULB COLLAPSE LMAO

this may be true but it is also loaded with xenoestrogens and cancer juice

NYC FAG HERE. HOLY SHIT AND A MILITARY POLICE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE.

ITS FUCKING OVER FOR US.

GET AN RO FILTER

WATER SITTING IN PLASTIC IS WORSE

That's from Cloverfield you liar!

Ya it's not true. I was there earlier today

holy shit bois the whole cabal of elite pedophiles just flew over my house

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NUH UH!
NATIONAL GUARD IS HERE AND THINGS ARE BOOGING OUT!
Q PREDICTED THIS.

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wow that's a big fuckin virus
no wonder everybody's freaking out

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Hey OP, can we calm it down with the faggotry for a few days? Did mommy never read you the tale of the boy who cried wolf? Do you need attention that badly?

Relax.

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thats real and everyone knows it
everyone also knows
>X FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
is an absolute shill statement.

Fuck of u fucking asshole shills

The Huey was the big military helicopter used in the Vietnam War. The song was an anti-Vietnam War song. Its real name is "Fortunate Son."

Look at all these shills

Maybe is OP isnt lying

Ok retard

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>lawlessness
>not acting lawless
everyone has a camcorder in their phone, user
get out on the streets and record this shit

Elsinore was gay as fuck today

Honestly?
Fuck'em
Their politics suck and so doest their their salsa.
A contry boy will survives

>20% require hospitalization
You know "mild" includes anything that doesn't require supplemental oxygen or mechanical ventilation right?

Based

No it hasn’t Im in Queens stop spreading misinfo faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=cl66ilQCCNs

grab the nose.
i got an idea for a coffee table.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

What’s up with the spices

I fucking wish.
I want my three works off from work NOW!

Water and a rag

Based

1 roll per day? You're only supposed to shit once per day. What're you just picking up the entire roll and using that to wipe your ass?

1 fucking roll a day? What do you eat and what kind of turboshits do you have???

YEAH LIKE A BAD FLU

2018 SEASON OF H3N2 CAUSED 60,000 DEATHS IN AMERICA

I'm in Spokane. Everything is fine.

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How many cases

takes your meds, moishe

It's a slide thread, who gives a shit?

This isn't true in the Bronx, at least.

Just a flu.

~45M
1M HOSPITALIZATIONS

sauce ?

hope you all die

I said this earlier to some colleagues
NYC, GA, CA, and WA have it the worst
Most mild cases locally have a (D) mayor
Most severe cases nationally have a (D) mayor and (D) governor

Idaho?

>HE THINKS THOSE RUNNING THE CITY'S INFRASTRUCTURE ARE IMMUNE TO RESPIRATORY DESEASE AND WILL KEEP WORKING TO PUMP H20 TO HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE WHILE HE'S PLAYING COD IN THE BASEMENT, TOTALLY UNAWARE OF REALITY

go put a flower in their service rifle
make history

Based

OOOH, THAT RED WHITE N BLUE

dittorino

My cousins in New York. He said he got quarantined so hard it felt like his nuts were on fire.

DEBLASIO IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE AN ASSHOLE!!!!! FIRST HURRICANE SANDY NOW THIS SHIT....I HATE THIS TOWN!!!

>HE THINKS THE AMERICAN WORKFORCE IS COMPRISED OF 90 YR OLDS WITH ASTHMA

CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE GETS HAZARD PAY
THE JOB WILL GET DONE

Be sure to wear a flower in your hair..

Maybe they should build a wall around it and send criminals there.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Xq3hEMUeBGQ