Brit/pol/ - Nonce Hunter edition

>Europe is now the EPICENTRE of coronavirus
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8108333/Coronavirus-fears-spread-Europe.html

>Man barricaded ex-girlfriend's home with wheelie bins before setting them on fire as she slept
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/man-barricaded-ex-girlfriends-home-17919003

>David Cameron ‘targeted’ by crazed arsonist who burned down his neighbour’s house with a Molotov cocktail
thesun.co.uk/news/11153940/david-cameron-targeted-arsonist-burned-neighbours-house/

>"Don't leave our kids sitting in a bedsit in Camden living off a can of baked beans"
standard.co.uk/go/london/restaurants/richard-corrigan-coronavirus-speech-restaurants-a4386666.html

>Group of youths set Glen Parva dog poo bin on fire and claim 'it's funny' and 'it gets you high'
leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/group-youths-set-glen-parva-3306817

>Bowdle Binfire takes three days to extinguish
aberdeennews.com/news/local/bowdle-grain-bin-fire-takes-three-days-to-extinguish/article_44ed4992-63a7-11ea-bc40-ff5603d5c3c6.html

>Youths believed to have started Binfire involving large wheelie bin in York
yorkpress.co.uk/news/18293682.youths-believed-started-fire-involving-large-wheelie-bin-york/

>Fire crews from Bangor and Caernarfon tackle Binfire
northwaleschronicle.co.uk/news/18291467.fire-crews-bangor-caernarfon-tackle-fire-public-toilet-needle-bin/

>Premier League and EFL suspended for three weeks after coronavirus crisis
thesun.co.uk/sport/11164678/premier-league-coronavirus-suspension/

>Wheelie bin torched in Edlington resulting in Binfire
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-torched-in-edlington_35380.htm

>UK may be included in US travel ban
theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/13/coronavirus-live-updates-uk-us-australia-italy-europe-school-shutdown-share-markets-sport-events-cancelled-latest-update-news

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youtube.com/watch?v=3vamB6L6Blo
news.sky.com/story/newborn-believed-to-be-youngest-coronavirus-patient-in-the-uk-11957372
petitionmap.unboxedconsulting.com/?petition=301397
youtube.com/watch?v=eazIXKvIfxo
youtube.com/watch?v=zUgUqr2X_PU
youtube.com/watch?v=5C3FYUw3w-I
youtube.com/watch?v=uSmrEm6yQbI
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51874630
youtube.com/watch?v=BcIommZjMSE
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Good tred mert.

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Does this look like a man that couldn't fight the virus?
Ha, thought so.

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>"british" """""""army"""""""
LMAO

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aye aye, sir

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Including capital letters in an email address.
Okay Boomer that's how emails work.

youtube.com/watch?v=3vamB6L6Blo

Amazing. Are there any shows like this but for deanos/uk?

We know you're British mate.

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At what point will normalfags and nothingburgers admit it's fucking happening?

BINGO

>you cant save a file with the same filename
low iq af

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herd immunity
>herd immunity
herd immunity
>herd immunity
herd immunity
>herd immunity
herd immunity

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>testies no longer work

say bye bye to that trad life.

Coronavirus: Newborn believed to be youngest COVID-19 patient in the UK
news.sky.com/story/newborn-believed-to-be-youngest-coronavirus-patient-in-the-uk-11957372

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what if the only guys that survive are the ones that live/can live in the woods? sounds pretty great to me

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Fucking glorious. How can one be so out of touch with reality.

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Fucks sake another meme flag?

forgot trip

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London is having kittens, check the petition map kek

petitionmap.unboxedconsulting.com/?petition=301397

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Do you have other version of this "yes" image macro please?

Imagine the smell

youtube.com/watch?v=eazIXKvIfxo


Yank mutts really are deluded.

namefags are worse than cool flags

Fucking tripfags

God morning lads

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OK bong.

Been knackered all day (been up since 3am), when I do go to bed i'm suddenly not tired, why am I like this and why is it immigrants fault?

Yo mate, good sleep?

why are you simping over my flag? envy?

shit you're waking up? i haven't been to bed yet
God morning to you too :)

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post your wet little bussy

Zs are finite. The more immigrants there are in England the fewer Zs are available to catch.

These people will get wiped out by covid

youtube.com/watch?v=zUgUqr2X_PU

based

I see no flaws behind this logic, when can we kick em all out?

kek
I managed a few hours.

REMINDER
youtube.com/watch?v=5C3FYUw3w-I

>man wears a useless dust mask to the local tesco
>twats stand around him taking pics
>one bloke kicks off and issues a stream of incoherent threats and demands to remove the mask because it's mental u got summin wrong wiv yer ant yer
>facebook comments on the pics reeeing about the offence of wearing a dust mask
state of bongoloids

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Forget your flag?

can't wait for all the normies to die from coronachan so us spastics can inherit the earth

>Sick pay is the equivalent of earning £2 an hour

hahahahahah all the norf retards who voted for johnson are the very "herd" that they want to thin.

Hungover desu la ahahaha.

Ok ok, I spazzed my post and made a typo. Why haven't you been to bed? You'll get wrinkles if you don't get enough sleep.

I'm not a slag mate.

...

i wonder what would happen to rents if there were a lockdown, right now, indefinitely

sorry i forgot only foreigners think brits are fucking stupid mongs

russian spies are based they make GCHQ and MI5 seethe rent free

dare I say, based?

Being gay really is a godsend. Watching teenage st8s seethe and fall over eachother, simping after this goblina is hilarious and depressing.

kiss kiss

>Group of youths set Glen Parva dog poo bin on fire and claim 'it's funny' and 'it gets you high'

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Free breakfast in the GCHQ canteen today lad.

Fucking hell that whole thing was painful. I bet she doesn't even have an accent, she's just putting it on to make him simp the fuck out. Best shit I've watched in a long time desu.

>only foreigners think brits are fucking stupid mongs
only foreigners think its worth pointing out

>You'll get wrinkles if you don't get enough sleep.
about 2/3 hours of skincare everyday fixes that. frown lines are a bitch though i guess. I took a 6hr "nap" during the day by accident lmao

i ufcking hate you a;;

>user was just a regular NEET until Chad was sterilized by covid before a vaccine was developed, now all the women want to fuck this useless nerd in order to have his babies because he's the only game left in town

user: the anime, cumming 2020

You love all of us, we're like heroin.
And we know you like heroin.

lkoko aet me eveyrabody im soooo hgih lamoo ehehe :)) xDd

You love us really.

Yep. The consoomer/coomer memes are real.

youtube.com/watch?v=uSmrEm6yQbI

Either post flag or admit you're a nonce, choose one

fuck it, gonna summon a demon again

nice try seetheanon but does you're mum know your gay

What the bloody hell is wrong inside his head. Why the fuck would you not just use conditioner?

I understand why American houses and cars are so big now.
>i tried to get something that had veggies on it so i wasn't totally eating wrong
Kek, why do Americans think having a bit of lettuce on top of your double-quadruple-whopper-(chlorinated)-burger makes it healthy.

Islamofascism sounds based desu.

Demon summoned

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we need to write a Yas Forums thinktank paper:
>White Islamofascism: Is It Based?

>you're
Nonce it is
He admitted he did last thread

*angel

fuck off you're nothing like heroin

why do you feel so threatened by me making a typo?

i'd rather be anywhere else

so your gay then haha woof woofter bum

Fuck this as soon as I get out of bed I feel tired again, you can't fucking win in this clown world.

>Nonce hunter

Lol, pedos outnumber non-pedos in the UK.

>Kek, why do Americans think having a bit of lettuce on top of your double-quadruple-whopper-(chlorinated)-burger makes it healthy.
Best ones for me are the burgers being disgusted with an English brekkie then posting a image of horrible looking shit covered in melted cheese.
Nice digits mate.

But you're definitely a nonce mate

obligatory

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literally no one other than muzzies and closet fags care about gay people. The majority of normal people are fine with it and don't care.

Good morning mate, hope you're well rested.

>tripfag
>posting twitch thots
yuck

heyo

knew you were gay from the first letter of the first post

pottery

>Met Police sacks Supt Robyn Williams over child abuse video
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51874630

Nig nonce enabler

dun care bout gays
just 'ate faggots

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I'd rather prod a tory boy twink than a child, nonce.

IMAGINE

Reminder that vid related...
youtube.com/watch?v=BcIommZjMSE
...is the pinnacle of Britishness. If you disagree, you're a smelly paki.

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PIES, GREGGS, PADDYPOWER, AND.... THINKING.