/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2034

a fucking leaf
W A S T E D

Damn Gary!! Check that shit

Hey rabbi, whatcha doin?

BASED GARY

Roll for how you'll shit in quarantine with your 1000 rolls of toilet paper.

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>it's that time when gary got a significant get after a long hiatus

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I used to lurk Yas Forums a lot on b back in like the sub 10Mget, came back here around january, thank God, thank you all for inspiring me to prep.

Remember to remind all British posters to go out and inhale the virus as their guberment has instructed them to

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>gary posts the quints first reply
truly the worst fucking timeline

Hey guys check out this happy duck!

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FUCK YOU NIGGER LEAF WHAT A WASTE!

Good enough for me to save. Nice job, user.

rolling

Nihon triumphs once again.

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I'm almost positive my roommate has the kung flu and there's no testing near me, what the fuck should I do?

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Based gary

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FAT FUCK GOT THE WU AIDS.

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>implying the 200 deaths within 24 hours in Italy is not alarming

based and garypilled

That get, for a fucking leaf.
>A fucking leaf.

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Gary with the numbers

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>can't kill a 60 y/o diabetic boomer AND his wife
It's fucking nothing.

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How come Yas Forums wasn't a bunch of pussies when Swine Flu was going on but now everyone is acting like a bunch of babies crying about the end of the world? Is it just zoomers?

Strengthen your soul

Dude chill out, it's just Gary

DAY OF THE RAKE WHEN?!

How to deal with defeatist feelings?

Sitting on a few 3M 6800 masks, a few 3M reusable masks with 3M closed googles, a box of 80 3M 6035 P3R filters, 100kg of rice, a boxes of tuna, protein powder, long lasting cookies for vanity, meds that would last 6 months for 6 people, and 30 liters of assorted concenteatwd disinfectants. I did have a slow progressing cold for the last two weeks (some sniffles, no coof) but I'm better now.

Was the 6035 the correct choice? 6099 is not available anywhere. Or should have I gone for gas cartridges with a particulate prefilter adapter? Army type has masks are available here, but almost all cans are already bad due to incorrect storage or are just fakes.

To be honest I'm feeling really hopeless right now. I don't feel that I can actually save anyone of my elderly in the family, nor can I save myself due to being prone to get every respiratory disease as a severe condition.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Shouldn't you be outside with your herd?

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aaah the hexes

This timeline is absolutely hilarious and keeps showing how the clown world truly fucked up is:
>The Pope slapping the faithful follwers
>Chinese eating batsoup and pozzing a quarter of the world, welding people doors afterward
>Middle easterns licking doorknobs as proof of faith, pozzing another quarter of the world
>Italians hugging sick chinks during a pandemic and pozzing the other half
>WHO with a general director used to cover up epidemics, declaring a pandemic 2 months late
>Spanish feminist and right wing demonstrations and rallies with politicians whom have tested positive days later.
>Americans and Aussie panic-buying TP instead of food
>Brits with their aplomb resorting on herd immunity strategy
>Homesteaders acting like normal, since it's just another day for them
>US president literally more concerned with his approval ratings than with testing citizens, everyone he meet tested positive days later
>Tests in USA must be made in a google website instead of a clinic
>Democrats blame Trump of racism when he shut down travel from infected China only to blame him of racism again after he shut down travek to infected EU
>NSW education department thinks keeping schools open will slow the spread of the virus
>MSM telling citizens that masks are ineffective at protecting against the virus while gubbermint hoarding every single one they can get their hands on
>Indian politicians telling people to cure the virus with cow dung and urine
>Argentina health minister said corona will not reach the country only to say a week later that he was expecting it to reach later
>Markets destroyed by the most microscopic bug possible
>Mexicans mocking the virus with piñatas instead of taking precautions
>Hordes of just-a-flu apologist refuse to acknowledge their mistake
>Monkeys hordes attacking people in roving gangs as no more tourists to feed them

And that's its for today folks

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Pouting about Graying being 4 seconds faster...

based gary. always there for us

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Sir Gary - the one tolerable leaf in this world

you guys heard?

famous vlogger got sick

pic related, this was posted 2 hours ago.

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Is stocking on ramen and canned food a good idea? What if the power goes out and there is no way to cook it?

What a waste

>zoomers
>not wanting a happening

pick one

This will blow away in time. Nothing ever happens.

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Miracles checked

Swine flu wasn't this big.

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It’s a start

He gets what he deserves for what he did to those kids.

Will the Spain collapse be worse than Italy?

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Coronavirus: Newborn believed to be youngest COVID-19 patient in the UK
news.sky.com/story/newborn-believed-to-be-youngest-coronavirus-patient-in-the-uk-11957372
news.sky.com/story/newborn-believed-to-be-youngest-coronavirus-patient-in-the-uk-11957372
news.sky.com/story/newborn-believed-to-be-youngest-coronavirus-patient-in-the-uk-11957372
ik numba 1

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Who knows, maybe the thousands of people that'll continue spreading this by going into work while sick because they have no other option will finally fix all the countries trash-tier sick leave systems they have in place.

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BREAKING NEWS
>(BBC NEWS): A list of entire neighborhoods and counties are under a coronavirus quarantine lockdown in Washington, California, New York, Nevada:
archive.is/mygkx

Corona-Chan looking like the Black Plague bois

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15 NEW CASES IN MEXICO, BIGGEST MUSIC FESTIVAL WON'T BE CANCELLED
>15 NEW CASES IN MEXICO, BIGGEST MUSIC FESTIVAL WON'T BE CANCELLED

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-china/in-chinas-coronavirus-epicenter-just-five-new-cases-idUSKBN2100BP

>only 5 new cases in fucking Wuhan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE WORLD WAS SUPPOSED TO END WHY ARE THE CASES LOWERING

Absolutely BASED Gary

YOU DID IT GARY!

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You should have emergency food ready in case power goes out. It's called prepping dude

Do we have any news on the situation in China? What's it actually like in there right now?

>7 billion people in the world
>5300 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>COLD RAMEN

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Who else here holing up by themselves?

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Still no cases in Syria?

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well got gary

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Fuck off mate
That's gary

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Are the Chinese factories open yet?

checked

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I buy handles of Russian Standard for about the same price as Smirnoff

Swine flu killed more people. We'll see if this virus even sticks around at year's end

>generation selfish
>referring to people other than boomers

>What if the power goes out and there is no way to cook it?
If you can't think of this, it's over for you.

Its not the end of the world but its still bad, this is already going to get bigger than swine flu

>that image

;///

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>asma
>rhinitis
>paradoxical breathing
/who/ literally dying the moment they get corona here?

Saved

>making the OP was delayed because the system saw the other image I was going to use as "spam"

This was fate.

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Is this someone having a goof?

Quints have blessed Gary Posting

>ramen
You'd literally be better off eating raw flour which has 300% more protein.

What do you mean user?

The communist party spokesperson already said everything is cured and under control. Nothing more to see here.

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MEMEFAG
>MEMEFAG
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>MEMEFAG
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>MEMEFAG
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WHAT THE FUCK A CORONA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>The numbers happeningfags never post.

Yeah okay, nice pandemic (sarcasm)

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Don't worry the britt bong will be fine, just waiting for that herd immunity to kick in.

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Wasted digits. Fuck you namefag.

>this retard reposted his retarded question in the new thread

Well, at least I can filter him here. There was no point in the dying thread.

>Israel +18 cases

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you did it, you crazy son of a bitch. you did it.

Finally got paid yesterday day, I'm going to start prepping this weekend, what are some good quarantine items to get ?

Got me

>ID Yn inn
While a copy pasta, your ID betrays you, chink.

based af. all corona histeria faggots BTFO

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corona-chan has killed around 35 times as many people as the swine flu did in the same time span.

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That could be a great clown world gran finale.

ngl, been doing 6 for as long as I can remember.

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COLOMBIA CLOSES BORDER WITH VENEZUELA DUE TO CORONAVIRUS, ORDERS ALL ARRIVALS TO BE QUARANTINED FOR 2 WEEKS

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>he doesn't know about Gary posting

State the nature of your medical emergency.

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Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

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Yes , they have a more older population than us and a more scarse health system than us

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oi gary bro chill

HOW MANY STATES ARE LEFT?!?!?
I"VE SEEN ALABAMA AND MONTANA JUST HAD THEIR FIRST FEW CASES.
WHO'S LEFT?!?!?!?

The world will die with a panicked whimper

Death the Kid! Look at this craziness.

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Dying from lack of kisses.

A lot of places in the US is out of rice and pasta. You can probably still get flour.

haha just got school off for the forseeable future, and since half the people in my district can barely afford a shitty phone nevermind a computer we're not even doing online. this is great

>A FUCKING LEAF
wasted digits you fucking niggerfaggot

truly clown

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>t.China

Yo

Lets keep those firearm posts from the last bread going

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You’re a wizard, Gary

This. Ten years ago, 15 certainly this would have been a headline for about a week. Now everyone is online constantly it's hilarious how overblown it's been. There's gotta be some serious money made when it starts to peter out in the next few weeks.

In english doc??

did vietnam just ban all countries?

Why wouldn't it?
She's having a blast in warmer countries. Shes even taking tropical cruises.

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tfw my dad is still saying 'it's not the zombie apocalypse after all' to cope with this shit

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MAKE AMERICA GARY AGAIN

Fuck you retards, Gary is the best poster this place has. Assholes.

>Believing fucking china
Why did everybody suddenly accept that China managed to contain the fucking thing?
Especially considering the slow incubation.

love this vopy past under many flags.hope u die soon and in a lot of pain!

>just a few weeks ago we were watching chinks get welded indoors

Whatever happened to CoronaChen?
>I’m not afraid of the Chinese Communist Party!

Just West Virginia. Everywhere else has China's One Corpse Policy.

wat?

cough.....nice..one...cough...gary...

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better send some bodybags.

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I don't really understand how it's progressing so slowly here. Lies? Under reporting? Lack of testing?

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USA civil war this summer

Hi pol

It got me too. It’s insane how many of these places are being fucked up the ass and the government isn’t doing anything about it. First BBC article I’ve ever read, infuriating. Probably not gonna do it again but it’s worth the read

You must be new here

The GET that saved humanity.

squatting on toilet bad news if breaks XP. also roll.

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Technobabble copy pasta.

masks (basically impossible now)

gloves

guns/ammo/weapons

food (2 months worth ideally)

water (few days/weeks worth, water isnt likely to be cut off)

stuff to keep warm in case power is cut

cleaning supplies

>-live in palm beach
>-work right next to hospital where patient was diagnosed
>-bartend and serve doctors and nurses every day
>-come down with corona symptoms
>-no where to test, health dept says no need
>-work needs me to come in sunday, despite knowing symptoms... how fucked is this area, lads? Also my immune system fucking sucks.

CORONAVIRUS CONTAINED!

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You're working on the assumption every death caused by swine flu was attributed to it. Keep up Hans thought you were meant to be logical and rational.

>it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures
If only they were ubiquitin-like modifiers and deconjugating enzymes we would've stood a fucking chance

Yea theres so much money in quarantining entire countries and inducing global depression.

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fuck off larper

this is literally gibberish

there's something weird in this picture

everything normal nothing to see there

based Gary

lying to save face, like in china. the olympics must not be cancelled.

No it won't happen... Pools closed due to laziness.

Checked and if they're gonna jew you like that, then spread the gift bro. Fuck em.

So what he's saying is that it doesn't kill white people.

Thanks Trump.

Witnessed!

put me in the screencap of Gary's triumphant return

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I'M GONNA TRAVEL

Me. Leaving London on Sunday for a rural cottage for a few months. Have been fully stocked for weeks

>Indian politicians telling people to cure the virus with cow dung and urine
thats the standard indian response to everything

Think a CV free sex doll brothel will have some monetary value in a post apocalyptic world?

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I call this virus Remelia's revenge

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Michigan reporting in
cases went from 2 yesterday morning to 25 this evening

NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN MEMERINO SHITPOSTERINO

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Blessed digits.

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Special news alert! Authorities are saying that if you are one of the folks who bought tons and tons of toilet paper off the shelves of stores you need to be extra safe by putting a plastic bag over your head, secure it tightly and breath deep! Said it helps keep you safe from getting the virus! Everyone is doing it!

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and you think it's different for corona-chan this time? why?

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You should make peace with what little time you have left.

post that corona-chan alone, someone

Gary is fucking bot

I LOVE YOU GARY !

I made a honorary post for you in the #2000 btw

Ann Arbor will be kill

Salsa

Probably not. Rape and sexual slavery will be commonplace.

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I’d get a icu bed while they’re available

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FUCK YOU GARYYYYYYYY

You're a fucking idiot.

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Vive Latino 2020

I have a sore throat now and I'm honestly scared.

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Very nice

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Swine flu was around way longer and killed 150-500k people. The number of cases of Cronavirus in China (epicenter) are dropping. Quit concern shilling

how many fingers do you have in your hand?
and what's wrong with the beak, bro

Spain bro’s you guys better get ready shit is about to go down in your country

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Praise kek.
Those are rookie numbers. We need to bump em up!

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Is that corona-chan on the yellow thing on the shelf to the left?

SHOUT OUT TO THE MODS

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Kek put me in the screencap

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based

>realize that this is going to be a total collapse
>Working from home
>Haven't left the house in 2 weeks
>Job is passive
>Wake up at 3 am, meditate
>Work out in new home gym I ordered a month ago
>Spend the day reading leftist books, just finished the autobiography of Malcom x

Will you be ready for the collapse?

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Based pasta

Based, you earned it Gary

Is rand sick

The west didn't GAF about swine flu like they do this obsession.

...

If a lot of people love each other, the world will be a better place to live. You are part of our family and we love you very much, as a friend. But you are sort of like our son too, and we will help you anytime.

Kek is with us!

>WXYZ: A list of neighborhoods are under a coronavirus quarantine lockdown in Michigan. See below if your area is on the list:
archive.is/5ksb2

Spread the news

comfiest Friday the 13th ever

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Just got the dry cough 20 minutes ago

ty brother

*AHEM*

The spontaneity in the line work makes your sketch come alive. Noice.

>Quarantine day 1
>"Dear diary, I've already used 3 rolls of teepee and I'm down to my last 2 rolls, might have to get more."

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We still have two states left. Montana doesn't have a case yet. There was a Montana resident who contracted it and tested positive for it in Maryland. It's not counted as a MT case.

I feel awful but symptoms are pretty mild to be hospitalized. My lungs hurt but I'm waiting to see if it'll get worse. Work gave me tomorrow off for fever, but is making me work Sunday? People are so stupid.

to be fair he said first world

what the fuckkkkkk hes gonna die

Fuck, the black death has nothing on this

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It's been a long time, based Gary, thank you my (bot) bro.

Just a happy duck bros. Chill.

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