TRUMP FUCKING LIED LMAOOO

The president wouldn't lie, would he?

Go suck some more kike dick

Agreed fellow based MAGApeed

COVFEFE explained
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FE is the atomic symbol for Iron
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The Atomic Number of Iron is 26
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Atomic wieght of FE is 55.847
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Square root of atomic wieght of FE = ~ 7
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The atomic number of Iron minus the Square root of it's atomic wieght equals 19.
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(26 - 7 = 19)
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therefore, FEFE = 19.
COVFEFE literally means COV19.

Good goy

That's fucking retarded

The thing is, I don’t believe any negative story about Trump because 99% of them turned out to be bullshit. You are part of the group that cried wolf and now no one is listening.

Removing troll flag.

Don't care

Trump 2020

You don't think the code monkeys at Google are getting whipped by their CEOs as we speak to get this shit going? Google realizes this is a major PR boon and will expedite it's release.

Literally the spokeswoman for Verily has said this.

imagine GOOGLE doing something on purpose to harm trump.

who could have predicted this?
oh.
us.

No he didn't. It's being made and tested, takes time to setup these things.

>15 mIllion deaths in 2 months
I hope you all fucking burn

god i hate this place

I keked when he said that

No Jared Kushners brother is raking in millions of dollars that was the whole point of him announcing that.

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everybody knows you can only run a website locally. What the heck was the orangeman thinking! There will be no way they can make duplicate websites to server other areas!

He literally explained that too lol.

even Trump unironically has more credibility than Google

I keked so hard from this that I didn't even hear the next minute of what he said. I also keked at the obviously sponsored press conference when all the CEOs got to talk. It was almost as if this was from a comedy flick.

Think about what you're saying. Kushner's brother is making millions but this is a website that doesn't do anything. If what you're saying is true, and kushner's brother is behind this, wouldn't he be moving heaven and Earth to get the website running so he actually has something to sell?

muh wormtongue kushner meme

They're both bad

Faggot

Fake news

So he’s using his jew powers to fight the plague?

No this is all gonna get swept under the rug and you'll never hear it again as cities and states start to get shutdown.

FUCKING LOVE WHEN HE STICKS IT TO OBAMA LMAO

YOU KNOW OBONGO WAS WATCHING AND GOT ASBBLASTED

so when does google get sued for interfering with the pharmaceutical industry?

antitrust case when?

"you're"

A kike dick sucker telling someone to go suck kike dick. The absolute state of Yas Forums

>/g/
>working
Obvious LARP.

As a full stack web developer I'll never understand how the government struggles so much with building websites. The federal government already even has a design system with page templates readily available (designsystem.digital.gov) so they only need to do limited front-end work. It's fucking crazy.

you could of just said

"COVFEFE literally means COV19."

Fwiw his speech was internationally broadcasted, the entire world genuinely thought you guys had some dope app and that's why you had held back testing. This is literally how it was pitched, to the world.

Classic schizoposting. Good job.

Hahaha no refunds Bernie bros. Seethe and cope for another 4 years

Bump

Josh and Jared founded Cadre and it was totally funded with $100 million personally lent by Soros.

Trump was reading off notes, bigly website he said, 1700 Google engineers working non-stop right now to launch it, tap tap your symptoms and be told of testing drive thru nearest you, Telehealth is bigly he said.

There is no website. There are very few test kits. Walmart will help us Trump said, Walmart Man was standing right beside Trump he said.

We're about to witness Walmart become testing centers, parking lots filled with campers and tanks and police. Federal gov will underwrite Walmart's health care centers. The FEMA Walmart rumor that began years ago is now becoming reality.

Trump has no masterplan. He's clearly over this shit. 50% he has the virus and Pence will take over. If the virus explodes in Brazil like user said, and Bill Gates, it's basically over.

>Well goy, you want to help us manage all this right? Better give up all your privacy and medical records now that we have this perfect storm of emergencies.

>FEMA Walmart rumor
?

>the entire world genuinely thought you guys had some dope app and that's why you had held back testing
>the entire world genuinely thought you guys had some dope app
>you guys had some dope app
>dope app
nigger

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Kusher's brother has nothing to do with it. He's just a rich kid who invests in some tech companies, one of them Oscar, which also has investors like Google Ventures. People trying to tie this into some grand conspiracy are fucking stupid and don't know what they're talking about.

So anyone testing positive with get the guillotine at the walmart FEMA camp

Still got a few bad apples in that bunch. Doesn't matter; patriots in control.

This. Every single politician is a judeo masonic piece of shit.

I thought we were well armed sheep.

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Tomorrows headline today...
> google announced a rapid testing system where residents will receive a mark on their hand or forehead showing that they are clean from the virus; making them eligible to shop and local markets

kek what a nice burn
I remember the healthcare.gov website it was shit

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If only you got this angry about the media "blatantly lying" to you every time they reported facts incorrectly

Couldn't happen. Presidents can't tell lies. If the do, the ghost of George Washington, who could never tell a lie, raises from the grave and forces them to tell the truth like Jim Carrey in "Liar Liar."

I don't like the fucking media either

COrona Virus FEbruary Full Epidemic

Fukkin kikejewmigaboomerziondon!!! Am I rite fellow prepapedes?? xD

#RESIST!

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Google is a HIM? What the fuck are you babbling about?

You're! You absolute fucking brainlet.

Modern day Babylon.

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Uh user. As a web dev you should know that this is a bit different than a normal government site that just posts press releases and documents. A medical screening app is gonna require a bit more than limited front end work.

Can someone please tell me why people who are built like NFL players decide to become transgenders?

wasted genetics

Bureaucracies are super inefficient. Every bureaucrat has to have a say to prevent any bruised feelings. Also, no one actually wants to work and every worker pumps up the estimates.