AUS/POL/ - 1 DAY UNTIL THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EDITION #2

Gday lads, Praise him

>ABC journos whole world view explodes
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-14/skin-lightening-capsules-said-to-be-made-in-australia/11998954

>Keeping schools open may help restrict coronavirus spread, NSW Education Department says
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-14/coronvirus-nsw-schools-should-stay-open-department-says/12053962

>Coronavirus updates LIVE: Trump declares national emergency as worldwide virus deaths pass 5000
baka.com.au/national/coronavirus-updates-live-trump-to-declare-national-emergency-as-worldwide-virus-deaths-pass-5000-20200314-p54a04.html

>Peripatetic Keating pops up at Palm Beach
baka.com.au/culture/celebrity/peripatetic-keating-pops-up-at-palm-beach-20200312-p549gx.html

>Authorities globally downplayed the threat of coronavirus — until now
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-14/coronavirus-threat-downplayed-by-leaders-over-economic-fears/12054860?section=politics

>Coronavirus: Christchurch mosque shootings National Remembrance Service cancelled
nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12316677

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ABC staff on suicide watch

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavon_Affair
youtube.com/watch?v=RVlHe3W-QvM
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>wait's for the newfags to click the baka links and bitch

>"Behold the Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world."
you are holy, holy
Are you Lord God Almighty
Worthy is the lamb
Worthy is the lamb
Amen
>Agnus Dei, qui tolis peccata mundi,
Lamb of God, who takes away the sins of the world,
>miserere nobis.
have mercy on us.
>Agnus Dei, qui tolis peccata mundi,
Lamb of God, who takes away the sins of the world,
>dona nobis pacem.
grant us peace.

Then I saw heaven opened, and a white horse was standing there. Its rider was named Faithful and True, for he judges fairly and wages a righteous war. His eyes were like flames of fire, and on his head were many crowns. A name was written on him that no one understood except himself. He wore a robe dipped in blood, and his title was the Word of God. The armies of heaven, dressed in the finest of pure white linen, followed him on white horses. From his mouth came a sharp sword to strike down the nations. He will rule them with an iron rod. He will release the fierce wrath of God, the Almighty, like juice flowing from a winepress. On his robe at his thigh was written this title: King of all kings and Lord of all lords.

>KING OF KINGS
>LORD OF LORDS

Every knee will bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. Make sure yours does so of your own volition, before you are made to in the terror of His coming.

Amen

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Anyone else hate normalfags and just stay in the bedroom everyday?

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Nah m8.
Gotta get out and spend time basking in the glorious panic that is normalfag life.
>be me
>visit shops to buy winter crop seeds
>almost no boomers
>few out and about bumping elbows to say hello
>readily accept coffee in half-cleaned mug from minimum wage zoomer run cafe
>"hope schools don't shut. will have teenage grandchildren with me"
>"uh I hate my grandkids"
Boomer remover on its way

Coronona Virus should be on Sportsbet

nah fuck them they jew'd me on the Trump win

Does Tarrant get newspapers in his hole, he would know about covid-19 right?

I know what the next OP is going to be.
Sick of these glowniggers praising that fucking mossad agent.

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anyone know what the latest australian corona testing requirements are?
a month ago you had to have been in Wuhan or touched someone from there

here kiwifarms.net/data/video/694/694847-518a3baf6096388726e4e9ac7ca0336f.mp4

t. Neet

There's probably televisions that play the news in the jail, or a radio

Why would you get tested though? Just assume you've got it and start spreading.
>100% infection guaranteed anyway

Seems to depend on what state you are in. Check your state health department website.

>video still live
Based kiwifarms owner

yeah his not allowed out of his hole from what I know

yeah his a fucking faggot but Josh is alright

Lmao, a literal cuckpit

Ahhh, Much better.

why can't you just wait until this one dies. why do we need 2, 3, 4, 5 fucking threads?

really? what did you bet / odds?

TAKE YOUR MEDS, SCHIZO.

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Reported for spam.

Glowies can have their
>praise him
containment thread while real aus/pol/ happens.

that's not the point. I want to know if they're actually testing people, or not testing people and saying there are no cases

$100, can't remember the odds but it was at least double. They used some semantics shit and wouldn't pay and I think they gave out money to people who bet on Hillary. Was fucked I sent them a huge rant and told them to just refund my bet. Reported them to ACCC or something too

Did they use the whole muh popular vote against you?

they don't have enough test kits so they just make up requirement's on who should be tested. now we have people walking around spreading it all over the place

>take your meds
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavon_Affair

I forget what it was but I tried to at least get a refund because they used the wording of the bet as reason to not pay it out. I said it was basically false advertising and I should be at least refunded. didn't get shit, didn't hear back from ACCC nothing

Most of the west is halfway in between.
If you don't present with the onset of pneumonia you're not getting tested.
So we are testing some people, but not enough to give the actual scope of the spread.
>essentially for any country not currently on full lockdown assume 20x the number of cases as presented.
>for countries on full lockdown, drop that to about 10x the cases.
>for China assume 100x the cases

Where's roll call user?

that's pretty much what I figured

that's shit. They paid out my trump bet

This is where we are if you believe Australian govt numbers
Now look a few days ahead

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You lads swallowed the gympill yet?

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I don't think sportsbet like me either because I am up $5,000 and hardly lose on my bet's

you swallowed the cocks yet?

Aus government has all but admitted that they want to ensure 100% of people get it the first time around (to avoid the mistake of the spanish flu 2nd wave), but to have us all get it over a 12 month period to avoid having a wuhan/italy style influx into hospitals.
There is no containment, only planned slow spread.
>this is why schools aren't closing
>every "measure" taken to "stop the spread" exists for two purposes only - to slow down the spread and slow down panic.

>going to the gym during a pandemic
Just work your backyard to grow food user. Tilling the soil and archery practice is work out enough.

Basically this At first it makes sense to limit the testing to people who fit both the clinical (cold/flu) and epidemiological (did you travel to ____ or come into contact with someone who has it) criteria, because it's counterproductive to invite nervous nellies and any old people with colds and flus to come get tested.

The problem is we long ago started to have community transmission, and the government doesn't want to admit that. The rate this thing spreads, and the stealth of it, should have triggered a far more serious response a long time ago. But it didn't because we don't have the testing capacity to test everyone, and our political class is still treating this as an economic issue, not a public health issue. Also they have probably been advised that it can't be stopped, so they are letting it rip and managing what they are interested in managing.

im bored. whats your favourite youtube channels?

why are you lads on ASIO/pol/?
Do you all glow in the dark or do you simply do it for free?

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I'd rather ride a bike or play tennis

rewatch DBZA and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

our friendly merino glowniggers need some love too user.
Imagine being in canberra during a pandemic. Chinks and boomer politicians everywhere.

This could well be their last 2 weeks alive. Let them monitor our shitposting.

...

i hope that chink that was on Q and A the other weeks dies

Based and redpilled

I've got a 30 year old bottle of scotch just waiting for penny wong to die from wuflu to open and enjoy it.

>(to avoid the mistake of the spanish flu 2nd wave),
can you please explain this more

it caused 57 million people to die.
He is talking about when it became a pandemic, we are stepping into that phase right now with coronavirus.

been drinking heaps for a week hoping if my blood alcohol level is high enough I can't get it. it's really just an excuse to get drunk all the time though

fuck australian niggers anglo niggers fucking fgaggot bitchass loser fucking dickhead dogcunts from down under upside down country fucking bogan white trash anglo pieces of shit niggers fucking oz niggers cant even talk right fucking pieces of shit cunt motherfuckers that need to get exterminated like the roaches they are fuckign anglo nigger speaking greedy anglo jew faggot fucking aussies need to get killed off one by one leave none alive show no mercy every man every woman every child will get killed off fuck australian anglo niggers they all need to fucking die and get burnt like their (((relatives))) fuck anglo greedy jew niggers scheming anglo australian cunts fuck anglo niggers fuck australian anglo niggers fuck those niggers need to fucking kill them bastards of the white race fuck those fucking diry mongrel pieces of dogshit motherfucking pieces of elitist trash look down on everybody blind patriotic dumbcunts need to shoot and burn them all to the ground and into hell where they all belong fuck australian anglo niggers need to kill them all FUCK AUSTRALIA

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The WHO avoided calling it a pandemic for a full month longer than they should have out of political and economic consideration. We were fucked 2 months ago but the early warners were dismissed as alarmists.

just google it. the second wave was worst than the first wave because (i think) because they believed the virus had mutated stronger strains so it could still penetrate the antibodies people had developed from catching it the first time

Australia essentially had the spanish flu entirely contained (we closed our borders and quarantined all ships entering the country) then some town decided to have a giant celebration because WW1 ended and 100 000 people attended and reignited the entire pandemic in Australia, which was far worse than the first time through.

Stay mad, niggerfaggot

Praise him!

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Fucking woolies had half of the self-serve checkouts closed. Combined with the greater than normal amount of traffic and the FUCKING RETARDS TAKING WHOLE SHOPPING TROLLEYS THROUGH it made for comiket tier lines.

Drinking too much will leave you in a worse position should you get infected

guess i'll just die then

Smokers will be disproportionately effected due to their respiratory immune system being heavily compromised on part of poor organ health / damage.

fuck anglo niggers go take a gun or wait you dont have those go take a knife and shank yourself in the neck you dirty australian anglo nigger dogcunt motherfucker

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fuck off I smoke too and my lung goo is gunna stop that fucking chink virus from getting in

I can't decide which is worse.
>self checkout
>touch screen
>almost certainly covered in corona-infected feces
or
>manned checkout
>some boomer or chink coughing on your groceries
>licking their fingers every scan

top kek lads wtf even is the other aus/pol/?
who organized this???

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this thread has more significant digits cunt
look at these. Let your eyes gaze upon them. Let their glory fill the whole of your being and then kill yourself.

I don't see any labor party jannies being doxxed in this thread

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guys I need to go buy more smokes. should I go to coles or go to 7/11 and pay $10 more?

How long until a total collapse?

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m8 that doxx is so old my boomer mum has seen it.
>boasting about literal FB tier shit

just make sure you don't get it

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12 to 14 months
>panic won't really set in until September when everything is still fucked and the normies realise it's not getting better
In a world of instant information a slow burning multi-year pandemic is going to do an absolute psychological number on the npcs

Funny how Tarrant shill threads stay up but others go 404.

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kind of want 2 weeks off work though

nicoret nicoret you can beat the cigarette

i don't know why people continue to post proof of themselves on Yas Forums.
are people really this retarded with their privacy?

Why doesn't Australia just hurry up and become a hapa ethnostate? White people have already mismanaged the country too much. It's time for the boomer remoover to kill all wh*te people and let the EURASIAN MASTER RACE take over.

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jannies know better than to fuck with aus/pol/

nah one of my mates went on that champix shit and killed himself. just do cold turkey if I get the chink virus
>what is kikebook

Take that shit back to >>>r/hapa/

There's another kike article on the ABC about how everyone should try harder to silence the far right.

How do they not get it?
if you deny the democratic rights of a group they see no benefit in acting democratically or in accordance with the law

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