TOILET PAPER GENERAL

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Take the Scott 1000 pill. It lasts me over a week and never clogs the toilet.

Just bought a 90 roll case from a restaurant supply distributor

I have toilet paper sent to my place fight me

Times like this we must refer to an ancient chinese proverb which states:

sit on toilet, take a shit, wipe for 7 hours

LMAO Why are whitoids so obssesed with shitting?

What are you a lady?

>all tp gone
>literally dozens of bidets in stock

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>1 roll a day
the Amerishart meme is real

It's a good thing Bernie Bros don't wipe their ass. I had the unpleasure of smelling one the other day. Something about Biden rapes his granddaughter but all I could smell was unwashed ass that's been sweating all day

There's a few people giving it away on my local craigslist, check your own in case you actually need it because of hysteric retards

Superior aryan genetics produce strong regular bowel movements

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

I bought like 1 package at Christmas and just bought another one. WTF are you shitting over there?

Its clearly a chick only women go through a roll in one day.

What the fuck is your problem?

There's a bathroom in my house that only I use, a roll lasts me 6-8 weeks there.

The one my wife uses roll last a fucking day

I use about one roll per shit usually about 6 shits a day

Can someone PLEASE explain to me why toilet paper is the most valuable resource?

I'm not even joking. I get you guys are meming, but why are normies hoarding toilet paper?

Depends, some people use toilet paper for other uses than just wiping their ass. I'm guilty of wiping the sink after I shave with toilet paper. I've used it on occasion for other things like killing a spider, idk. There's other uses for the stuff other than wiping your ass, but 1 roll a day is obviously hyperbole

He's taking it to the hospital

Wtf are you eating?

I've been driving around throwing single sheets of tp out the car window in shopping centres because I don't give a fuck. I love you corona chan

I love the madness and idiocy

guys i found a clever idea, cut your paper towels, you might even be able to flush them then

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Times are getting tough

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Because one (and not the primary symptom) of this FUCKING RESPIRATORY TRACT INFECTION is runny poop. Fucking idiots everywhere

Its psychological

because its bulky and its also sold in bulk so someone buys a 48 pack of jumbo rolls and they feel like I got this giant thing I stocked up on something Im prepared

because retards
not much to it

How the fuck do these even work, I'm serious. Surely it will just spray shit everywhere.

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I've been in some fucked up places, you can make your own toilet paper. This might not be pluming safe but you can feed the used stuff to a nearby dog.

youtu.be/hK_6Y70hd7g?t=254

You may also be able to eat it in desperation just soak it in water.

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHh

Everyone is buying paper products, fuck I need to run out and buy paper products or else I won't have any access. The shelves will be empty if I don't contribute to the shelves being empty.

This is how it happens, it's a snowball effect. Most people buying are buying because of the virus, they're buying because they're afraid other people are buying it all and they won't have any. Snowball effect. Psychology.

Thankfully my country is 80% forest and will never run out of toiletpaper

>he average person uses 1 roll per day.

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>If a sven shits in the woods....

Look up the mexican stores if you still need it, I talked with a few spics today and they all knew nothing about what's going on... "I hope we'll be fine" was the typical response.

this. First wipe chopped up paper towel, second wipe baby wipe, third wipe tissue

we have 9,000 trees per person, think we'll be ok
god forbid it gets warmer though

>1 roll a day
what the fuck do you use tp for? 1 lightweit cheap roll lasts me almost a week

>worth it's weight in gold
There's no shortage of pulp. More will be made. Calm yourself faggot

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>god forbid it gets warmer though
You're wrong about this. Those trees warm the planet.

I gochu how much you want?

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probably meming but 3 pieces isn't enough to make them dissolvable

>mock Americans for sharting in mart
>NOOOO STOP USING SO MUCH TOILET PAPER
What do you people want from us!?

Diarrhea is not a symptom

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What the fuck is going on with the left hand? Looks like it got ran over by a truck.

Mercenary.. I like it

How much for half a roll?

It is you retard, but not a common one.

>2020
>toilet seats with built in bidets and water/seat warmers exist
>people still smear greasy shit around their asshole with wadded up paper
MUST CONSOOOMMM

Until the water gets cut then you'll begging for that roll.

Just buy a bidet you retards, you can go a whole month with a single roll

the Walmart near my house has tp

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It's also 80% pussies who let sand niggers rape their women.

Bakersfield, CA - Wooddale Market on Stine

I stocked up on baby wipes too not gonna lie.

Maybe the average HOUSEHOLD but not a single average person. My wife and I take about 3-4 months to go through a Trader Joe’s 12-pack.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???

I stole the roll out of the 7-11 bathroom

just occurred to me to check under my bathroom sink
>1 fresh case of tp
based mom replenished it 3 days ago, this lasts me like 3 months
(sis reported it's all out today)

TOILET PAPER PROBLEM SOLVED PIC RELATED.

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Maybe we all deserve to die if we are this dumb as a fucking species.

Is this enough to get laid nowdays?

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125.

I don't think you can flush these down the toilet. You're going to clog your shit hole

My Costco ran out of towels before it ran out of TP. I managed to snatch a couple of packs of TP but no towels.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Camarillo, Thousand Oak, Simi Valley and Oxnard will have a shipment of toilet paper come in Monday.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Shut up, faggot.