What will we do once the internet goes down?

That is the coziest thing I've ever heard.

Live again.

eat pussy

They would shoot you first have you seen Chicago and Baltimore?

kek

Look at those fuckin hips

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>What will we do once the internet goes down?
Normal life.

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Can we get a /penpal/ thread started?

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I want a trad barefoot girlfriend.

How do I get one user?

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those ham hocks

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Do you guys use VPN?

So your saying well finally be able to escape Yas Forums? Finally boys, were goin home

D&D kinda blows, can we play a Gumshoe game instead?

Yeah they can’t aim for shit

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she was made for shitting out babbys

Die, probably

Boot up my library of 120 games that dont require internet to play? So what i wont get achievements... i am a old school gamer i dont need badges to prove my ability to play even if i do suck kek

We'll just homebrew a detective ruleset into 5E!

Um, user...

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If you don't get a gg and make her your wife some time between middle school and college you're fucked. Men and women who have been through multiple relationships by 25 are pretty fucked, as in your pair bonding ability suffers.

For 95% of men, the idea that there will be a traditional fertile woman waiting for you once you "make it" or "get your shit together" is a false narrative. You pretty much are going to have to dedicate your life and character plus hope for some luck if you want a good gf that will be a wife in this current year. Better figure out a job and be in shape or you aren't getting jack shit.

Pigeon post to call people niggers.

Those are patchs user not badges. Also arent those for world record holders?

Nope.

Basically post a score that is higher than one arbitrarily higher than one found in the instruction manual, and then take a picture of your TV, and send in it so they can mail you one of these.

And I don't know the entire process, since I was born 10 years after that.

Sure thing user I will put it into my rotation.

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As long as the power doesn't go down I'll be fine. I have a shitload of books and enough porn saved up to watch for three weeks straight.

So then, I have no hope of even scoring a girl like this.

I feel like I am doomed user.

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nice digits, don't listen to his blackpill faggotry

work hard and become the best version of yourself, put yourself in environments and interactions where the kind of woman you seek is most likely to be

If you just pump & dump tinder whores you're going to think that's all there is, when in reality there are quality qt's out there (much less than whores, but they absolutely exist all over the place)

We will finally be free user, Your digits confirms.

Go back in time

play games offline
>imagine being a 12 year old who only plays fortnite and overwatch in 2020 (or a loser neet who plays league)

I would be doing more than getting a tradwife if I had a time machine user.

Unfortunately, I live in one of the most bluest parts of one of the most bluepilled states in the whole country. And I don't intend on moving to the middle of absolutely nowhere to get what I want. I'll just settle for the bottom of the barrel, even though I have lowered my standards with each and every girl rejecting my advances, without exception.

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In a few days you could probably trade a 12 pack of toilet paper for a qt virgin gf

thicc

the internet won't go down, that's just crazy ta

Maybe I should start my own digital currency called Toilet Paper Coins (TPC). But then again, I have absolutely no idea how to do that.

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I wanna lick her toes.

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read books you brainlet faggots

What's a "book"?

>year of our lord corona chan
>not having a huge book collection

Huawei phones comes with their own p2p internet service

Be reasonable and responsible man. Just admire women in their most natural, non-degenerate, modest state. No degeneracy like that.

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Nice

Underrated

the man with a plan

5e sucks, 1st edition is where it's at!

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I'm gonna start a pirate radio show.

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true

Made me lol
Never change, Canada.

Read and workout and learn to code

They took this from us.

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I can do the last thing. Sort of. I once made a credit card validator for a school project using a shit ton of For-Loops in Java.

How do we get them back user?

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Nah nigga, I get the good eggs at my local food co-op.

what? I need my eggs they cant do that

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I’m learning C++ right now. Pretty cool sounding project you once had though.

There is no we when it goes down

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Put them back in the fields

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>What will we do once the internet goes down?
fugg and shit I guess.

I also made a calendar which correctly stated the day of the week from 1600 to 2400 (also using a shit ton of For-Loops). Also made a Tic-Tac-Toe game (which every winning condition was rendered via a shit ton of For-Loops, and we were never taught AI). And then finally we made a craps simulator (once again, a shit ton of For-Loops). And then finally, for my Mobile Programming class (which I took before Java, and was the first time I ever used Java), I had my final project be a Nintendo Game Directory. Stupid thing took over 2 Gigabytes of space (most of which was copy-pasted repeatedly due to the nature of the app). Unfortunately, those classes did not have any barefoot trad girls in it however.

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Start raiding my local dollar stores and live on a canoe

It's almost spring, good time to plant some food

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>DEUTERONOMY 22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver (18OZ), and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. (women are property)

As society collapses people will flock to their Bibles for insight on what to do. Take advantage of the low price of silver. Silver kills viruses on contact making it the best currency for the common transactions. Digital currency on a chip within the vaccine needle is the other solution that non-believers will fall for.

fuckin based as all fuck

based
Laughed harder at this than I should've lmao

what you willingly gave up.

I dunno but if I can't get food for kitty I may have to feed him people