/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2032

is it possible to just start calling it wARS to piss off the chinese

This timeline is absolutely hilarious and keeps showing how clown world truly fucked up is:
>Chinese eating batsoup and pozzing a quarter of the world, welding people doors afterward
>Middle easterns licking doorknobs as proof of faith, pozzing another quarter of the world
>Italians hugging sick chinks during a pandemic and pozzing the other half
>WHO with a general director used to cover up epidemics, declaring a pandemic 2 months late
>Americans and Aussie panic-buying TP instead of food
>Brits with their aplomb resorting on herd immunity strategy
>Markets destroyed by the most microscopic bug possible
>Monkeys hordes attacking people in roving gangs as no more tourists to feed them

Feel free to add yours.

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How did Italy got justed so much?

I'm immune bros.

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Bros, pls enlighten me
Why the fuck white people buying TP instead of food?

can someone explain to me what's going on in the UK? Are they seriously going forward with this 'let it ravage the population' plan? how is it supposed to work?

>JUST FUCKING NUKE THE WHOLE WORLD ALLREADY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Nah mate, We're going full scale State vs State civil war here. Jew York has had it too good for far too long.

that's it once you're immune you have to leave the thread

Laziness

>>Monkeys hordes attacking people in roving gangs as no more tourists to feed them
Link

C-130 is a turboprop without the distinct tail. It matches the C-17 much closer.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAASSASSASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

yes. i can see a universe where the worst happens that Yas Forums somehow creates a stable network through autism and cunning, but best believe everyone will have a contingency plan

Did countries shut down borders and universities with the swine flu outbreak? This seems like a happening and a nothing burger at the same time

>Feminist and right wing demonstrations and rallies with politicians whom have tested positive days later.

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>The study concluded that the Wuhan travel ban and national emergency response delayed the growth of the epidemic and ultimately limited the scale of the COVID-19 epidemic. It is estimated that the closure of Wuhan delayed the spread of the epidemic to other cities by 2.91 days (95% confidence interval: 2.54-3.29), thereby delaying epidemic growth in other parts of China. Compared with cities that initiated control measures late, the number of cases reported in cities that took measures early in the first week of the outbreak decreased by 33.3%. Among the survey's interventions, the most effective were the suspension of public transportation in the city, the closure of entertainment venues and the prohibition of public gatherings.

STAY AT HOME

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Spamming this but i dont give a fuck cause we're all going to die anyway:
>Our Lady of the Grievous Happening
>Nuestra Señora del Suceso Doloroso
CORONA-KAMI
Rate her please?

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>mate
>American
You have to leave now

Absolute nothingburger. Several nations quite far along in creating vaccinations already.

Time to get some sleep, it'll help your immune system too if you're still worried.

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youtube.com/watch?v=1v9VwC3sWdc

big nothingburger feeling today

if china /actually/ has it under control then its not that big of a deal right?

what's the best state-by-state map of the us

Unless you already had it, you cannot be immune because this is a new virus

And the collapse begins.

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hello Yas Forums
please may I have your opinions on the overlap of existential risk with Covid19 and the ongoing military exercises and preparations. Here are some recent events.

part 1

>Operation Cold Response – foreseeing Russian aggression from the Artic region; includes 16,500 NATO soldiers in Artic regions.
forsvaret.no/en/exercise-and-operations/exercises/cold-response

>Operation Defender Europe - foreseeing Russian invasion of Eastern Baltic states; includes 37,000 NATO soldiers in Europe.
eur.army.mil/DefenderEurope/

>26th February RAF Jet scrambled against Russian bomber TU-142
bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-51643125

>3rd March 2020: Russian Foreign Minister Larov states NATO doesn't want to de-escalate
tass.com/politics/1126127

>9th March six RAF Jets intercept Russia bomber TU-142
bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-51789577

>10th March 2020: Putin states “Russia ready to beat back any aggressor like Soviet Union did in WWII.”
tass.com/politics/1128133

>11th March Four RAF Jets intercept Russian aircraft TU-142
bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-51835335

>12th March 2020: Russia Defence ministry provides latest s-400 missiles ahead of schedule
tass.com/defense/1129363

>12th March 2020: Nuclear missiles from Turkey re-diverted and stored in Poland
zerohedge.com/geopolitical/us-nukes-reportedly-delivered-poland

This is to counter the Russian nuclear missiles moved to Kaliningrad in 2016
theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/07/russia-moving-nuclear-capable-missiles-into-kaliningrad-says-estonia

>12th March 2020: Russian exercise to destroy ground invasion in Uragan.
tass.com/defense/1129473

The mind wonders.

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Based Gary poster

AYAYAYAYA AYY CARAMBA NO BUENO HERMANO

kissing, hugging, close contact thats apart of their culture

>>Feminist and right wing demonstrations and rallies with politicians whom have tested positive days later.
Spanish way of pozzing the country, added

>Monkeys hordes attacking people in roving gangs as no more tourists to feed them
ALERTA DE MACACO
youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8

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I was planning on getting a mortgage for an apartment this year or the next, is this going to be helpful? If the economy is going down the drain I could get a much better place and price, right?

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zerohedge.com/health/massive-monkey-gangs-are-fighting-food-thailand-streets-tourist-food-disappears

going to shop in the morning wish me luck frens

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Remember when trump tweeted covfefe? Another thread was discussing if.

COV = COVID-19

What is fefe?

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>US president is literally more concerned with his approval ratings than with testing citizens

Definitely a great time to buy

>He doesn't know you can eat TP for vitamin C

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Agreed. Around here we call people "chief"

We declared a national emergency.

Doesnt this all just show how enslaved we are. How many peope waiting on the goverment to tell them it's ok to not go to work. We cant stop working until our masters say so or well go broke and be deprived our homes and property for not paying our taxes or other Bills. We arent allowed to stop participating in the economy until the ok is given.

Reminder that we're all fucked (log scale chart)

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW WHAT IF I GOT THE VIRUS ON MY HAIR? AND THEN I LAY DOWN ON MY PILLOW AND ALL THE VIRUS THAT WAS STUCK ON MY HAIR GETS RUBBED OFF ONTO MY PILLOW AND THATS HOW IT GETS ME

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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part II

13th March 2020:Russia runs a simulation for a ground invasion in Southern Russia Pogonovo range in the Voronezh region.
tass.com/defense/1130013

13th March 2020: NATO forces have performed 28 reconnaissance missions upon Russian targets in the past week.
tass.com/defense/1129693

13th March 2020: Nuclear strike capable B-2 Stealth bombers stationed in RAF Fairford
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8106453/B2-stealth-bombers-fly-RAF-Fairford-carrying-NATO-drills.html

13th March 2020: Russia holds ship destroyer exercise in North Sea.
tass.com/defense/1129883

Let me guess you fucking call Soda, Cola or pop?

Change a little her face and hands, she looks like a dude

F for the Dude doing his job

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Just use the JHU one

>fefe
Alien gene editing technology

Pandemic will be over by Easter, make my words

Everyone meeting with trump and testing positive days later

Rudy Gobert messing up literally every sport by being a negro

we're literally playing a game of plague inc

and so far, coronachan is winning. hell she seems to be on some speedrun, tearing through countries at an alarming rate

Fefe: Fear; afraid ; or an expression of mockery. Depending on how the word fefe is used, it can be interpreted as fear, afraid or an expression of mockery similar to “whatever or whatevs” in modern day language and slang

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jhu one sucks at the state level

I saved it to my collection but it needs work. Cuter face and those hands look like they are a guys. 6/10. Thanks for the effort user

i bet you put more time on this than prepping you fucking nigger
still good tho

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Shaven head master race

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>US president is literally more concerned with his approval ratings than with testing citizens
Added, cannot miss this one

And i declare... that you're gonna be just fine, user! :)

"Carbonated beverage."

fefe ... fe fe ... fe ef .... feet
post corona feet to solve the mystory

Could someone post the /cvg/ recommend anime list

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Уaйлий Кoютий

We are on our way

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ooh boy that's a nice line you got there italy

Man hands, man face, shoulders wider than hips. user, i think you like trannies.

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Lenders are going to be extremely cautious right now, unless you've proven yourself a very low-risk credit-user. I know Spain doesn't have the same sort of universal credit scores like Can/US, so I'm not sure if I can tell you to go out and put money down towards a house. Your income stability is probably worth more.

eh, rather look like a Nordic warrior and go out with a beard than look like a nut sack...

>NSW education department thinks keeping schools open will slow the spread of the virus.
>nb4 sauce: abc.net.au/news/2020-03-14/coronvirus-nsw-schools-should-stay-open-department-says/12053962

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It's like he's playing chicken, and won't flinch

>Finns emptying the shelves of bread for emergency rationing, not realizing shit will go bad in under a week
>Homesteaders acting like normal, since it's just another day for them
>People thinking that the only reason you get sick ever is because you got scared of the illness

Go away west coast.

You don't get to decide that.

>New York
>several hundred confirmed cases
>bans gatherings over 500

>Ohio
>3 confirmed cases
>bans gatherings over 100

Based Governor Dewine.

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If Trump did things the right way and locked the borders in January he'd be called a conspiracy theorist with dementia who needs to be impeached.

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>can someone explain to me what's going on in the UK? Are they seriously going forward with this 'let it ravage the population' plan? how is it supposed to work?
The whole West is doing that, the bongs are just more open about it.

The western elites needs open borders, since they can just replace dead white people with brown ones.

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>Coke not Cola
Yep you're not American at all, vpn niggers get the rope bud

>shills and genuine " just a flu bro" apologist refuse to acknowledge their mistake
>boomers running to get all the TP no matter the culture they come from
>clearly a bioweapon that escaped containment and no goverment will speak the truth for it would lead to war on china

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Here take this

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Spain and France are about to become brutal

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>Dad is in bed and has been coughing for the last 30m

Tons of masks and supplies but it's probably already in my house

F

Uhhh guys, that looks really bad

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This is so fucked. Don't get in a car accident for the next year or so anons. Good luck.

Same tier as swine flu. Media hates this president so they won't let this go to waste. Last laugh will be in three weeks or so when this shit all blows over. At exponential growth rates the whole world should already be infected. And we have 5k deaths.

>have a beard
>gas mask doesn't seal properly
>dies of the virus
Should've gone with a mustache

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just admit you're balding.

People rightly praise the honorary white argieanon for making threads but this fucking mutt burger does a good job for a few hours every day too.
Both of these fucking faggots deserve our love.
Fuck jannies in the 3-10am GMT slot and jannies in general t.b.h.

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america seems to be slowly ratcheting up to martial law. hard to buy it

but herd immunity doesn't mean shit in globalism land so wtf are they all doing?

But i am prepped
Just ran out of TP tho

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They're fat already, what the fuck do you need food for if your body already has emergency rations for anywhere from a month to 3 or more years. TP however, is it's weight worth in gold during trading with some people, if you have guns.

Been following this since Jan.. Still not seeing the "happening"... the bodies just aren't stacking up like projected.. Sure you've got the old coots out in Seattle..but they were all just waiting to die anyways... I guess we wait and see how this plays out...the next 10-14 days should let us know if this is a true nothing burger or an ELE>

the only electrodes nigs should be hooked up to is the chair

It makes me wonder WTF Italy is doing that other countries aren't to fuck up so badly

just think you'll have made a great bandit raider into a bandit raider king.

This. He's playing all the right moves right now. Dumb people just don't see it.

Your graph shows a plateau over time?

This is probably the only justification for a conspiracy I can think of. Xi knows the west can not trigger martial law until it's too late but in China martial law and genocide is just another monday.