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March 14, 2020 - 02:32
ITT Trump with happy people. i'll start.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:33
MAGA
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March 14, 2020 - 02:33
My favorite shills only post between posts 285 and 300.
March 14, 2020 - 02:33
MAGA have a trump-approved, MAGA-certified guide to the sorry creatures known as shills.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:34
AWOO!
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March 14, 2020 - 02:34
MAGA!
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March 14, 2020 - 02:34
How do Bernouts justify their demonizing of Boomers when their false god is himself a Boomer?
March 14, 2020 - 02:34
danke and MAGA
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March 14, 2020 - 02:34
Berniebros really suffer a lot that they dont vote
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March 14, 2020 - 02:34
MAGA
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March 14, 2020 - 02:34
>guy puts toilet paper for this price years ago I think I found a time traveler
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March 14, 2020 - 02:35
Reminder that Heimdall is BLACK. (and that’s a good thing)
March 14, 2020 - 02:35
If we don't bully him hard enough- he may ascend to our nation's highest office.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:35
In case any of you niggers missed it, this was Joe Biden today -
twitter.com /jackallisonLOL /status /1238622271498907648
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March 14, 2020 - 02:35
This is a Zebrament!
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March 14, 2020 - 02:35
someone post that conspiracy theory about how the virus is just cover to go after all the criminal globalists and pedos while they hide in their mansions
March 14, 2020 - 02:35
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March 14, 2020 - 02:35
OMG get it away!
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March 14, 2020 - 02:36
>this fucking bill for the wagies in cagies
LET'S GET IT DONE TONIGHT, YOU GUISE!!! THE WAGIES ARE WAITING!!!
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March 14, 2020 - 02:36
AWOO~
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March 14, 2020 - 02:36
>BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPFFFTTTTTTTTT >”haha user you’re so funny! Don’t take a picture of me farting haha!
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March 14, 2020 - 02:36
You know maybe if they didn't engage in so many vices like booze and weed while staying up all night they might have enough energy to vote. >voter supression That's a such a meme.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:37
Can Latinas be MAGA?
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March 14, 2020 - 02:37
Bernouts are literally just angry mom and dad are cutting their allowance and figure Uncle Sandwich will give them the difference
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March 14, 2020 - 02:37
Dude's nice enough to provide free shipping tho... I dunno if my senpai has enough TP. May habe to order this even tho the price isn't great.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:38
grils dont fart stoopid
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March 14, 2020 - 02:38
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March 14, 2020 - 02:38
not the indias or mestizas
March 14, 2020 - 02:38
They can only MAGA by leaving.
March 14, 2020 - 02:38
Bigot. Norse gods were always multicultural. Learn some history rural retard.
March 14, 2020 - 02:38
Oh but they do. And that’s the best part about them. Envision the scent.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:38
having to get up off your couch and stop smoking weed for an hour is not voter suppression
March 14, 2020 - 02:39
What do endangered species, the Amazon, and Delaware have to do with a beer virus?
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March 14, 2020 - 02:39
>the gop senators are already upset name one >inb4 romney
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March 14, 2020 - 02:39
>Envision >scent
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March 14, 2020 - 02:39
IT'S OVER
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March 14, 2020 - 02:39
MAGA
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March 14, 2020 - 02:39
Went to the local costco today
A little sparse to say the least.
Asked the butcher guy to help me find some stuff, he was telling me they had to have the cops come out and calm people down the last few days at the toiler paper isle
Ask the cashier if they had cops come out , she said oh yea and the tire mechanic helping her out confirmed.
I've stood in line for all kinds of shit in the soviet fucking union and i'd never expect a shortage of toilet paper in the USA
Please President Trump, kill all the chinks and their commie supporters, they aren't people
March 14, 2020 - 02:40
NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN SPICERINOS
March 14, 2020 - 02:40
hey make him an offer. might let you have it for around 60.
March 14, 2020 - 02:40
No, they cannot. Stop asking this question, gaynigger.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:40
NOOOOOOO NOT MY LIFERINO, IT'S NOT FAIRR
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March 14, 2020 - 02:40
Imagine shilling against His holy name during these last days of pestilences. SAD!
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March 14, 2020 - 02:40
black, lifeless eyes. like a doll's eyes.
March 14, 2020 - 02:41
This is pretty powerful.
*tosses MAGA hat over shoulder into trash*
I have been persuaded. Sorry bout it. Your bigotry can no longer sway my fully evolved leftist brain.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:41
AWFLs need to get gulagd, in Real life
March 14, 2020 - 02:41
>girldick
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March 14, 2020 - 02:41
Are you bepenised, user?
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March 14, 2020 - 02:42
Reminder God bless you, love you all (and praying for whatever you're going through), and KAG, and take the Proverbs challenge!
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March 14, 2020 - 02:42
they always go one too far >who can afford medicine, food, and a laptop to do remote schooling so they don't miss a day?!
March 14, 2020 - 02:42
>Who can avoid crowded subways it sure feels good to be a rural retard
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March 14, 2020 - 02:42
>bepenised
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March 14, 2020 - 02:42
Toilet paper is bulky and so stores (and people) don't generally keep a 6 month supply handy because usually the media isn't in hyper apocalyptic mode and scaring the shit out of everyone. If the media hadn't been panicking for weeks already there would be no toilet paper shortage.
Also, why do people buy hand sanitizer instead of soap?
March 14, 2020 - 02:42
Anyone who doesnt live in an urban shithole Numerous people, especially coders Literally anyone with budgeting skills Plenty of people. This wouldnt be a problem if you didnt oppose school vouchers
March 14, 2020 - 02:42
Will they use covid-19 to make an assassination attempt?
March 14, 2020 - 02:42
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March 14, 2020 - 02:43
The Japanese fetishes are becoming "real."
March 14, 2020 - 02:43
jehovah/yahweh/yhwh/tetragrammaton is the KIKE god (of the old testament) you absolute retard.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:43
>nevermind mmkay? I've been getting the oddest IDs this evening.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:43
Latinos maybe, my beaner uncle would suck Trump's cock if it was in front of him I'm almost positive he posts here
March 14, 2020 - 02:43
Bad habits die hard. In other words: we are all fucked.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:43
I have the elevator tapes. I will sell them for two bottles of Purel Hand sanitizer and a roll of toilet paper.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:44
it’s convenient when you don’t have soap and water handy.
March 14, 2020 - 02:44
>futa If you eat the vagina cupcake and the penis one at the same time, it ain't gay.
March 14, 2020 - 02:44
d-damn you rich folk. Someday if I work for Amazon hard enough I can buy an adjacent pod for my family (xer).
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March 14, 2020 - 02:44
But I mean, how much fucking toilet paper do you need to need the fucking cops come out and calm people down
Spam was on sale though
March 14, 2020 - 02:46
I guess that makes sense. I was a little disappointed that people didn't stock up on canned goods instead. You can't eat toilet paper soaked in hand sanitizer.
March 14, 2020 - 02:46
That literally makes you a cuck. You're eating a cuckcake sweaty.
March 14, 2020 - 02:46
>who can avoid crowded subways LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:46
I'll fedex you a two rolls of paper towels if you torrent it.
March 14, 2020 - 02:46
>If you eat the vagina cupcake and the penis one at the same time, it ain't gay. The doctor will see you now.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:46
Does trump use bronzer or just spray tan?
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March 14, 2020 - 02:47
Hey anyone have a list of what is gonna be done regarding the virus re: Trump's two recent addresses? I would appreciate it. Haven't sen a gestalt anyway
March 14, 2020 - 02:47
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The overcrowding begins. Americans will want their cup of JOE soon
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March 14, 2020 - 02:48
>trump makes a single shitpost >recession ends overnight
March 14, 2020 - 02:48
MY PORTFOLIO IS FUCKED, I LOST EVERYTHING, IM GUNNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF
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March 14, 2020 - 02:48
I don't get it, do they all have constatn diarrhea or something? A 24-pack typically lasts me 2- months.
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March 14, 2020 - 02:49
Look, we need to convene a damn bakers convention or something to figure out exactly how far we can go in every possible situation before its gay because benis literally haunts my every moment
March 14, 2020 - 02:49
>Prarie socialism >Blue collar statism >y'all
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March 14, 2020 - 02:49
>he didn't buy the dip
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March 14, 2020 - 02:49
We're being flooded by the "MIGA" shills again, probably an organized discord raid by antifa faggots
March 14, 2020 - 02:49
The news media makes them crazy. It's not their fault.
March 14, 2020 - 02:49