City of 60,000 people.
We ran out of TP 2 days ago despite having 2 aisles absolutely dedicated to them. We won’t have another shipment of TP until next Wednesday.
Every single day, people ask for the following items:
>cleaning supplies
>gloves (absolutely gone)
>masks (absolutely gone)
>TP (obviously)
>baby wipes (absolutely gone)
>vitamins (we actually have a lot of these still)
>charcoal (almost gone)
>propane tanks (not gone, we get daily deliveries)
I wanted to post this to give you guys ideas of what items might be going ghost next. Get them NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
Items that we ran out of today:
>pastas
>flour
>yeast (for bread making)
>almost all canned foods
>all pastas
Americans might be desperate right now for food, but here are some items most people refuse to buy
>canned chicken
>patte meats
>canned seafoods
(Sardines, anchovies, squid meat, salmon, tuna)
You need to prep NOW. We have so many employees standing around because there’s nothing to do. If they’re trained to work cash registers then they’re on them. We had people standing in line for 2+ hours.
Stay safe Yas Forums. Stock up now. It’s going to get so much worse.
I work at walmart
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BRB going to stock up on TP and vitamin C and bottled water and masks.
I will be genuinely surprised if your local stores still have masks. We started running out of those 3 weeks ago.
Beaner here I bought lots of beans last Friday.
I can't wait to do my rounds tonight. Been hitting all the grocery stores twice a day for two weeks now. This "panic" has been very interesting to watch unfold. At least they're buying yeast at your store. Last night was when the flour began to disappear but no one was buying yeast. There is very little logic in what people are doing. They bought all the ramen soups before buying the canned soups, for instance. Enjoy your sodium, I guess, lmao. Buncha fucking retards.
I actually bought a bunch in the summer because of a project, I'm stocked up. But I want more, they are going for $160 and up for N95 masks on eBay now.
Why do you sound retarded
The one thing normies flock to in a crisis is TP. Fucking hilarious. Should have expected this level of NPC retardation.
>canned seafoods
Pathetic, I've been eating those for years
Why do you sound like a stupid nigger who needs a bullet in their skull, you fucking monkey? Ooga booga, you mutt fuck nigger. Go die.
If you want an N95 mask try to find R95 or P95 masks. They are all the same thing but it seems to confuse people. The R95's are coated in charcoal. They were in stock at Canadian Tire when I went there.
You in North Dakota bro?
They're like 1/10 the price
Williston checking in, cashwise still has stuff
I'm for Pacific North North West. A run is occuring right now on basics in my area. You can still find toilet paper in the secondary and third tier stores. Home Depot in Olympia was OK for now but I think people just didn't think you could get some there. That's were I got mine last weekend. Schools were just let out, I don't expect important thing will remain available after this weekend. If you haven''t prepared and you are in this area, get your ass ready.
No. At least 1 person has died in my city from corona. The school district shut down earlier this week. I’ve seen multiple people heavily coughing up. They sound absolutely disgusting. Flu season is over. I suspect it’s corona
I was talking about the luxury Nongshim ramen soup cups, not the top ramen homeless packs, those are gone too though.
Okay was just asking cause that sounds just like the walmart in grand forks.
I'm confused, have all factories stopped making these things? Is walmart never restocking these again?
Fucking retards
Where is walmart user havn't seen him in awhile
What city are you in?
Just make sure the ramen you own actually has calories. A lot of cheap ramen is completely empty when it comes to calorie count
Canned soups are just as salt infused as ramen
All Walmarts will close 3/17 for eternity. Eat the weeds, bigot.
Haven’t seen any baby wipes out by me. Adult flushable wet wipes are gone but not baby wipes
>Americans might be desperate right now for food, but here are some items most people refuse to buy
>deenz
americans are unbased and bluepilled
The companies that make masks have been told not to sell them to consumers until hospitals and labs have made their purchases.
It's funny watching the videos with the irrational retards hording all the toilet paper at the grocery store. They can't justify why they need it. They are in full ape brain. At my walmart they have a sign saying one person customer for toilet paper. There was like 15% of it left.
I have been prepped for weeks. Hurry up coronachan.
what is this purell i keep hearing about on american yv?
Is TP gone because it was a shortage of TP during Katrina? How do the niggers communicate what happened during Katrina and one needs to buy TP? I bet you they think they will sell TP at profit to people who have wet TP lol.
Everything is flying off the shelves faster than the deliveries can be made. As soon as we start to run out of a product, we put in a new order. I imagine that the truckers are absolutely slammed with deliveries.
We have people calling us 24/7 asking when the next delivery of masks, gloves, and toilet paper will be here.
Probably can't keep up with demand. Your average family buys a giant pack of toilet paper probably once a month. Now everyone in the country is trying to buy like 20 packs of toilet paper, I have no fucking clue why but it's really pissing me off because I just ran out and I can't find anymore. I really need to shit but I only have half a roll left and it needs to last me until they restock. In hindsight I wish I hadn't wasted so much toilet paper on cooming
It' a trendy hand sanitizer brand. The soys and office sluts live by it.
Go to a fast food restaurant and steal their tp.
>Daily deliveries of propane tanks
>Weekly deliveries of toilet roll
?
People never buy canned corned beef either, for some reason. They'll happily buy Hormel's canned corned beef hash, but they won't buy the actual big can of corned beef. Very stupid in my opinion, one of them costs like $4 and has something like 1200 calories in it. Get that and cans of diced potatoes and make your own hash. Good stuff, I like it with maple syrup but it makes me have to shit
I only got about 20 rolls how fucked am I?
But the thing is, what happens once everyone has stocked up? They aren't just gonna stop restocking the shelves. Maybe for the next couple weeks stocks will be low. But what happens when everyone's house is filled to the brim with TP? Why am I rushing to get TP now when I can get it two weeks from now? Unless you give me reason to believe all deliveries will come to a halt, all production will come to a halt, and the demand will not go down once everyone is already way overstocked, then I don't see a point in rushing to buy this shit
The TP run started over a week ago, seemingly out of no where. There was some theories thrown around that .gov operatives were responsible because it began at the same time everywhere. The reasoning was that manufactured scarcity creates an NPC response to hoard the item. TP takes up a lot of room in the cart, leaving less room for the NPC to hoard useful stuff we all need. We can get by without TP and an army of NPC's hunting for ass roles is much better than them collecting food.
OfficeMax/Office Depot. NPC's are barely aware these places exist let alone stock TP. Also, 90% of US toilet paper is produced domestically. There won't be a real shortage. There's only so much TP these retards can hoard.
Not saying. My store has a few Yas Forumstards including our security who watch Alex Jones, I don’t want to dox myself.
TP is totally gone. As soon as we get a delivery, the cheapest TP is instantly gone. People are a little more reluctant to buy the expensive brands, but those eventually disappear as well
Flu season isnt over retard
Lol, the grocery store on base enacted daily limits per household on TP, tissues, masks, sanitizer, etc like 3 weeks ago. Feelsgood being a milfag.
i love corned beef hash..
that big can is nice
My work (power company) has been unable to source masks for about a month now, using up what we have left but have to reuse them as much as we can now
20 rolls will last you like 4 months depending on how you ration it and the consistency of your shits. I'm fucked, I've been having the peanut butter shits for the past week so it takes like 20 squares of toilet paper to clean my ass. My showerhead is fixed too so I can't even go into the shower and just spray the shit out of my ass, I've been holding in my shit the past 3 days now and it's really starting to hurt. I want it to get to the point where I can just squat and have it fly out like buckshot, that way there is a minimal amount of wiping so I can conserve the toilet paper I still have left
Keep coping. China's evonomy is still crippled
How do you know what the percentage of people “awake” about corona is? What percentage of the US is stocking up? We don’t know. You SAY that EVERYONE is stocking up now, but we don’t really know that.
The TP is produced domestically, but the wood pulps need to go from trees, through lumber processing, to wood product mills, and then their waste products get turned into ass paper.
It depends on where you live. Where I live, flu season is 100% over.
Alright boyz, who's going hard mode?
I was just at the local supermarket and there was no:
-shitpaper
-peroxide
-gloves
-masks
-hand sanitizer
-alcohol (rubbing not drinking)
Imagine buying into media manufactured panic, how have people ITT and thread related not realized that they want people to panic and buy out shelves. They also want people to panic and sell assets.
>But what happens when everyone's house is filled to the brim with TP?
You underestimate just how retarded your average NPC is when it comes to prepping, or just in general. They will fill every square foot of their house with toilet paper. When that fills up, they'll fill their shed with toilet paper, then their car, then they'll rent a storage unit and fill it with toilet paper.
They're braindead, basically. They don't fucking think about anything for more than 2 seconds, they just see that other people are stockpiling toilet paper so they think they need to as well, only they need to stockpile it even more than the other people they saw.
calm down schizo
Hows medicine stock in your area user? I went to buy some common cold medicine and nobody has touched them. Normies are fucking stupid. If the most of us will just get mild symptoms, then you'd think we would be trying to manage the symptoms by taking ibuprofen or Tylenol.
Imagine thinking panic isn't a useful survival skill
our groccery stores in NJ are running out of fresh meat. TP and Paper towels are starting to go. Pasta is still around but it is starting to go. Im honestly not afraid about losing power so im still buying some freezer foods to stock up on.
Whats the rice situation looking like? I got a 15lb bag and im trying to figure out if i should buy more
Needs work, but better than nothing.
nothing burger fag BTFO
brb going to go coom in some of my TP
No one was talking to you, spic trash.
Yeah but what I'm saying is that you should just buy canned potatoes and the canned corned beef itself. The canned hash is selling out quick, and it's actually cheaper in the long run to just buy the canned beef and potatoes separate. I'm sitting on like 30 pounds of canned corned beef and probably another 30 pounds of canned potatoes right now.
I wonder if they are going to try to sell it all off after for whatever they can get for it.
Same thing here. I snagged the last big bag of flour, and the last 3 things of yeast.
I don't doubt that TP is gone. It's Katrina's induced deficit. I am curious about the thought process.
This hoarding is faintly reminiscent of Soviet Union with babushkas running around with rolls of TP like bandoleers around them. US is becoming so much like Soviet Union, it's scary.
Hook ups. You need some Andy Capp hot fries and crunch them up with the cup a soup between 2 magazines until it’s a fine powder then put some back in the cup and heat it up on the radiator. That’s the hook ups. Considered contraband so it makes it like you’re getting away with something.
This
Yeah. Absolutely no one has touched them. If you were to walk through the ‘drugs’ section of my store, you’d think that everything was normal. There’s almost no one in that department
>tfw panic bought everything before this shit even left China
Eggs and butter have been hit hard locally.
>he doesnt have at least 100lbs of the staples
ngmi fren
What a great discussion never change pol.
Flu season is not over. In fact in my area it is coming in full swing.
I never thought it was a nothingburger, that's why I loaded up on actual necessary things like food, water, medicine, ammunition, etc. What I underestimated was the stupidity of your average American, I thought I could wait until last minute for basic household things like toilet paper and vacuum bags and shit. Guess I was wrong.
I get occasional diarrhea though so idk if it will last that long but have you thought about using paper towels napkins or just shitting at a Walmart?
And you're contributing what? You fucking cunt.
I'm posted as security at a walmart and I can confirm.
Thursday night was crazy.
I’ve been using a shemagh, goggles, and heavy duty plastic wrap along with pvc coated gauntlet gloves.
It may not work against the virus but people keep their distance so there’s that.
if you don't have enough TP for your bunghole you won't get to meet the Great Cornholio
It's not. Healthy fear is, but panic is not. Panic caused one to act irrationally. I for one look forward to profiteering off retards giving into panic once the stock markets bottom out.
Just shit then take a shower after
lmao stop being autistic and shit, just take a good shower dude, dont u know what a washcloth is?
For me, it's pickled sausages and squeeze cheeze
Out of curiosity. Why would you stock up on water when the tap water is available? How would the virus affect your tap water? Or are you planning to go into the woods or something?
Lol imagine being a Walmart employee.
Alcohol, pesticides, RoundUp, and aloe Vera gel.
Are you temporary security or are you AP? You temporary security dudes are always so chill & funny
>or just shitting at a Walmart?
This is actually a good idea, but no the thought hadn't occurred to me. I haven't been to Walmart in like 3 years ever since an incident with the claw machine and a worker at Subway. I'm not sure if they would recognize me if I went in to take a shit but I'm technically banned from there.
Just wash it with your hand like they do in third world shithole or use Kleenex
Just shit and hop in the the shower and wash your ass you fucking moron.
15lbs of rice is about 10,000 calories
2-3k cals a day recommended, so you have 3-5 days worth of food with the rice alone (but you obviously need more than just rice)
you slackin boyo
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>My showerhead is fixed too so I can't even go into the shower and just spray the shit out of my ass,
If your hamstrings are so inflexible you can't bend over to expose your ass to the shower stream you have problems.
whitey here, i bought wheaties this week
Post sign on doors: "If it's not on the shelves we don't have any".
You can't have 400 million people have 'healthy fear' that's not how it works because resources are limited.
What if you're quarantined for a month and risk prison time for leaving your house?
Don't laugh - it could be you. You never know what may happen in life.
The whole point of prepping is that you're preparing for if public utilities and services are cut off. And in any case I don't drink the tap because I don't want estrogen and fluoride and all that other shit it's laced with. Also my city's tap water tastes like shit on account of all the dissolved solids.
Does this man know something I don't?
You're all retarded. Stores are only emptying now because a sudden influx of demand wiped out normal supplies. Do you really think all these preppers are going to wipe out stores next week when everything is restocked? No, they already bought ludicrous amounts of food that they won't be rebuying.
the average person does not use 1 roll per day, you are beyond absurd
Most of them around here look like they should be retired and are nearly dead. They put all the young healthy bucks in the parking lot wrangling carts.
>not doing it right this hard
>In hindsight I wish I hadn't wasted so much toilet paper on cooming
start using a cum sock friendo
No thanks, a single round for my shotgun is like half a dollar. I'd rather not try to survive a collapsed society desu
while standing next to the slimfast
> not that's just in poor taste
This is the 10th thread about this panic. I've already posted my pics of store shelves where I bought my ammunition today. Cunt
My shower head doesn't detach and it sucks ass because the landlord doesn't give a fuck. Basically when I take a shower it's just a really low-pressure trickle of water that comes out. I want something high-pressure if I'm going to be washing shit out of my ass
see
I've been asking my landlord to fix it for 4 years but he won't. It's not much better than a faucet
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
If you're holding your shit in for 3 days so you can save tp why don't you just shit then take a shower? I prefer to shit then take a shower, without wiping and that's without being concerned about tp usage. I don't do it every day because sometimes I just need to shit and don't need a shower. But usually a couple to a few times a week my shits will be timed right.
>average person uses 1 roll per day
are you fucking eating it
>has never lived with a women
They consume TP in an incomprehensible manner. They wrap that shit around their hands like two or three times after they piss to wipe their gash. FRONT TO BACK NEVER BACK TO FRONT!!!!
They still let one person per houshold leave twice a week to get supplies
Who the fuck uses a whole role of toliet paper per day? Are you constantly shitting from when youre awake to when you go to bed?
>Been hitting all the grocery stores twice a day for two weeks now.
you're literally the problem
Been prepping for years .....My spinach and carrot garden is bursting with harvest too.
finally got dijitz
If you're reading this thread why can't you just read the 4 posts I've made about why I can't just shit in the shower?
There's going to be many more, do us a favor and hide them so we don't have to read your whiny faggot nonsense.
why does everyone like pasta so much
That's TEOTWAWKI shit, like after an asteroid hit or a war. This isn't that kind of situation.
Can’t you just use a towel and wash it?
Hot Mama
My family used to own a very large business. The recession hit us hard. Instead of going to school, I did everything I could as a teen to keep the family business up and running.
My great grandfather, who founded the business, was a WW2 veteran. He stormed the beach on D-day. He passed away in the early 2000s.
My grandfather, a Vietnam veteran, had a heart attack 2 years before the recession.
I did all that I could to keep the business up and running, then the government took a car & hit me over the head when I was already on my hands & knees.
I gambled everything & lost it all. Now I work at Walmart. I have 2 other jobs.
>Observing is a problem
Did I say I was buying TP twice a day, you illiterate nigger?
Because China has grocery stores like ours and is a net exporter of food? Fuck off idiot, you are causing the panic
Unless you take a rock hard shit wouldn't you get a bunch of shit in your shower
legit just used my water hose to wash my ass for testing cause I'm a fatty and I refuse to use tp, cleaned it right up in less than 3 seconds
works much better than my low-pressure shower head
Based
Underrated post. Schizo bullshit but I believe it.
I got a P100 respirator an hour ago, last one in my city as far as I can tell.
that painting has potential and yet it sucks in a weird way. What variety of carrot do you grow
You don't need a detachable shower head. Just let the shower slosh between your cheeks. Save washing your ass for last. By the time you finish washing up everything else most of the shit will be gone and it's a clean wipe with the wash cloth.
I live with two women and we use like 1/3 of a roller of TP tops. TP hoarders are retarded faggots. Maybe it's all the shit in American food that causes massive shits.
The U.S. has a lot of paper mills. North America is not about to have a lumber shortage. Retard. madehow.com
Tits or gtfo
2 months ago here. Do any of you guys still have tp in your stores?
>tfw been really sick all day
>can't get any soup or medicine because everyone hoarded it already
These people are fucking idiots.
Just save it, it's meant to be almost a complete list. Pick and choose what's important. If you have all that stuff that's about it, though I'm working on v 1.1 right now.
Lucky, I wish I lived with 2 japanese cuties too.
Unauthorized use of commissary items reported, report for laundry duty at 4AM sharp.
Second wave wannabe preppers
But how would the water get shut off in an event of pandemic? I would install some filter if you are concerned about water impurities. I drink tap water, never understood the bottles. The water from a plastic bottle tastes 10X worse than tap. I occasionally buy sparkling water. But tap water in first and even second world countries is fine. That's one of the bedrocks of the civilization.
Don't have a hose either, not even a spigot. My apartment building has a "communal" water spigot and hose but
1) people might get offended at me using it to power-wash my ass on the front lawn
2) the landlord actually charges you every time you want to use it, his excuse is that "city water is really expensive." So basically I would have to pay $1 every time I wanted to hose out my ass on the front lawn
Sometimes but it washes away. Showers are self cleaning like toilets.
The panic buying is hilarious. You know when stores double up the orders to match the buying they will be overflowing with inventory. Plenty of food in USA
It should be legal to beat up toilet paper hoarders. That or they should fucking limit the sons of bitches. Panic buyers are fucking this up for everyone with their weird little mad max fantasies involving wiping their ass.
I did assume because who does that?
Worked at a cvs today in a small town. still got slammed but we still have toilet paper and water. for a couple days perhaps. I'm bringing my rifle with me next week to stand at the door and fight the mobs :)
Contracted from a security company, my post is at said walmart.
Yeah, I used to keep watch at all times until I found out all the previous security didn't give a shit, went in the back, slept, and never got fired for it.
Good thing people like me there.
lmfao
Boohoo, panic more
Muh stawks
Muh 3 day supply and just in time logistics
Muh magical Capitalism
this sounds like the niggerest prison shit ever
You don't need firehouse pressure to wash a shitty asshole. Soap and water will break anything up and allow it to wash off. Rewash yourself if you're worried about shit residue. I swear to God for all the complaining about NPCs being retarded you guys do you would think you wouldn't be so fucking stupid.
>pic related
He's probably getting texts from his neet children in /cvg/ about what they need to survive the Apocalypse.
It's not an issue of a shortage. TP takes up too much room to sit in distro warehouses, and typically it's used at a very predictable rate. The supply chain issue is that they don't just make TP, TP is a by product of wood manufacturing, ultimately. It's not like trees are just ground down into ass rolls.
What city?
Also: I'm so sick of clicking on crosswalks and traffic lights
they actually moved my posts for giving too much shit once, since then i just laid back and relaxed which would be awesome if not for those shit chairs and 14h workdays
Yeah in about 2-3 weeks there's going to be insane deals on food because stores will need to empty their inventory from overstocking shit after getting wiped out
you can't just walk away from that kind of post. we need the full story. start greentextin nigga, now
BACK TO WORK WAGIE
>But how would the water get shut off in an event of pandemic?
You realize city water is a finite resource like anything else, right? Whenever there's a panic, everybody does the exact same thing. They all realize at the last minute that they have done nothing to prepare, so they all start filling up their bathtubs with water. This puts a huge strain on the water system and it shuts down because it cannot physically keep up with demand. This isn't even theoretical, it happened in Katrina and many other disasters.
Maybe your tap water tastes better than bottles, but mine doesn't, and in any case I don't buy bottled water. Tap water varies by location. Some places get their tap from fresh aquifers and springs. Some get it from the water table. And some places, like my city, have tap water that tastes like shit because it's filled with minerals that you can't filter out and give it a bad taste.
Good post I prepped 3 weeks ago and today I went in to stock up again glad I did because when I was leaving there were 40 people in line
Nearly everything was gone even fucking meat was gone
>20 rolls
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I mean what are they going to do, lock me up?
Anyone stocking up on these items is retarded:
1. Toilet paper. You don't need a year's supply you fucking moron. The production chain isn't threatened either.
2. Bottled water. It's the coronavirus, not an earthquake. Your running water isn't going anywhere.
3. Vitamins. No, they don't fucking help.
4. Perishable foods. This is the polar fucking opposite of what you're supposed to be buying. You want to buy dry, canned or frozen food, stuff which you can keep for a long time. Buying ten loaves of bread which will go moldy in a week is stupid.
Who does what? Observes human activity during stressful and emergent situations? Smart people. You're free to get your info second hand from twitter and Yas Forums if you like, you do you.
Fucking retard
these fucking corona faggots are ruining my bulk... bros what the fuck do i eat now?
USE BIDET YOU FUCKING UNCULTURED APES
I saw some paki buying like 50 boxes of pot of gold chocolates yesterday. Nothing wrong with loading up on snax I suppose
Nigger.
see
As soon as everyone starts turning on their bathtub spigots at the same time, there will be water problems.
> i don't know how to go to home depot and buy a shower head
you probably couldn't afford a ten dollar item anyway
To be fair, toilet paper is a pretty big item and takes up a lot of space
I did see some canned pasta sold out at one of the smaller stores today, didn't check at a regular one
>Olympia
big yikes
It’s even better with a pack of peanut butter crackers. Lance are the best all the other ones suck.
Portland, Oregon here. Home Depot, Safeway and Trader Joe’s are all out in the metro area
We know that sales of canned food and personal hygiene/maintenance products have exploded. Has any recent data been provided for firearm sales?
The link I sent you said that the trees literally are ground down for ass rolls. There are toilet papers from recycling and toilet papers from new trees.
fuck off poland
Americans hear 'sardines' and have an instant gag reflex
>ten dollar shower head
You might as well put a rubber glove over the pipe and poke holes in it
>shitting at a Walmart
SHART IN MART
i think i'm going to buy a bidet for all of the toilets in my house
i don't use much tp anyway but next time retards go hysterical it won't matter