/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2030

>Trudeau announces $10 billion neetbux stimulus package
How much luxury soup can I buy for $275? Four cans? Five?

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AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Nothingburger faggots seem to have dissipated into thin air. Wonder where those fucktards are right now

Jimbo, I need a comfy stream. I know you're in here.

Let that pic related sink in for a moment

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N O T H I N G B U R G E R

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Link to map?

>people are just now starting to take things serious

ffs

>girl I like finally said yes to fuck because she thinks she's going to die

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Then I'll go out on my shield.

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thanks for updating australian count OP

Corona-chan suffocate me with your tits.

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F For Spain

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>live in Oregon
>everywhere in Oregon, Washington, and Cali that has more than 250+ people besides hospitals and stores is closed
>school was/is closed today until further notice
>DISNEY IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
>DISNEY!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Reminder the Chinese government did this on purpose.

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I'm filling it in based on the stream: youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

God hates boomers

Has anyone plotted the total international cases and deaths? The John Hopkins map cucked out and only plotted recoveries.

"Why do they think I AM the enemy! I AM SAVING YOU PEOPLE FROM BUGMEN AND BOOMERS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!"

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Get some luxury shinramen

That was already reported in China weeks ago

youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

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Spain Oven phase

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>>Trudeau announces $10 billion TP stimulus package
GOD BLESS THIS MAN

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>quarantined with the family

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>tell my wife two months ago to start prepping
>she reluctantly buys extra toilet paper, rice, beans, and other non-perishables
>keep telling her to do it
>she starts making fun of it
>”what on earth are you reading? Preparing for doomsday or something?”
>I am now smiling smugly
She’s still panicking that she didn’t get enough desu

Remember when it was completely uninfected. That was a week ago.

Trying to buy toilet paper and getting infected at the super market

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In your hands, O Goddess,
we humbly entrust our brothers and sisters.
In this life you embraced them with your tender love;
deliver them now from every evil
and bid them eternal rest.

The old order has passed away:
welcome them into paradise,
where there will be no sorrow, no weeping or pain,
but fullness of peace and joy
with our Goddess Corona-chan and her eternal love
forever and ever.
Amen.

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lads im coofing should i go check myself out??

Is she hot?

>corona-chan stays with you and causes permanent internal damage
What if the ones who die are the lucky ones?

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BLACKS ARE NOT GETTING CORONA VIRUS.

SEE EXPLANATION FROM JOHN MCAFEE, ANTI VIRUS EXPERT

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CORONA CHAN IS CREATING A WORLD WITH NO BORDERS BY INFECTING EVERY TERRITORY BEFORE BORDERS CAN BE SHUT

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>Three branches will become one

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I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
But more, much more than this
I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Anyone know anything about sunlight's effect on the immune system? I googled it expecting to see positive things but apparently there's very limited research suggesting that it harms the immune system. Hard for me to believe that.

Anyone else here since January and confused what to think?
When it happened in China:
>evidence of hundreds of bodies being burned daily with SO2 levels
>crematoriums working 24/7
>tons of videos of bodies everywhere
>videos of people being dragged out of their homes
>over a dozen makeshift “hospitals”
>case numbers following a perfect parabolic curve being very suspicious
>plenty of young people dying
>media completely silent
Now it’s happening in Italy and nothing REAL is happening except panic
>media HYSTERICAL about this
>median age of death 81
>no videos of overrun hospitals
>no mountains of bodies
>no young people dying
>everybody panicking

Honestly I’m not sure what to believe.

It's over. Infect as many people as you can on your way out.

A guy in Norway just went around on a train, coughing people in the face, them after fighting the police he told them he had Corona.

60 people in quarantine

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What a fucking qt

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FLY ME TO MILAN
LET ME COUGH LIKE I HAVE SARS
LET ME SEE WHAT DEATH IS LIKE
CALLING IT A FARCE

IN OTHER WORDS, HOLD MY HAND
IN OTHER WORDS, COVID KISS ME

FILL MY LUNGS WITH FOAM
LET ME BREATH FOR NEVER MORE
YOU ARE ALL I LONG FOR
ALL I WORSHIP AND ADORE

IN OTHER WORDS, PLEASE BE TRUE
IN OTHER WORDS, I LOVE YOU

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OMG YES YES YES YES

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>Shit tickets
Kek

They're changing topics at the moment
They've moved on to China being responsible:
See for example

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Same. They thought I was mental.

Truly, a national treasure.

Weren't you here a month ago? Proper Frank Sinatra corona meme video
youtube.com/watch?v=wF2R6j3RSfs&list=WL&index=19&t=0s

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>immune-suppressed post-transplant mother
>tell her to stay indoors unless absolutely necessary
>"Well, I'm still going to work. I'll just get you to go to the hospital pharmacy for me."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Confirm it and come over to coof on me.

What a cute little teen :^)

This will be funnier before we knew that basketball american infected at least 4 people.

Latest talk with my mom:
>Hey user how are you?
>Alright, may have virus, only one symptom so got to keep an eye out
>Don't worry user it's just the flu!
>Are you serious?
>Yes just drink water
>Italy doesn't have enough resources to treat everyone and some people are left to die
>But that's italy
And your county (Montco PA), is following the same trajectory as Italy, aren't you worried?
>No, drink water and get some rest
Can't say I didn't try

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She is just yandere user and refuses to leave her husbando. Its cute she wants to remain with you forever and make sure you never forget her.

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oc

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kek

>not watching father Poseidon
dlive.tv/REALPOSEIDON

Anyone know if theyre using blood tests for diagnosis? Theyre short on swabs i think

>not mandalorian season 2

COOOF COOOF COOOOOOF

My uncle spent 15,000 in deposits on a nonrefundable hawaii wedding that is going to be cancelled. You guys know anyone also getting fucked like this?

Hes only getting $275

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what the fuck

I was a something burger last week.
Now I am already infected and think it is going to be gone in a month.

Say goodbye to your nuts

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Someone post the full prophecy, I don't remember this line.

I bet africa is completely fucked at the moment but it's such a shithole that no one knows atm.

files.catbox.moe/8dvexd.mp4

Papua New Guinea - No cases?? Or they just not testing?

Greenland - Once they get their first case, you know we're fucked!

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Wake me up when there are more italian deaths than threads.

StiLL a nOtHingBURGRR

>some companies are giving free shit for good PR
>disney just asks for your shekels

>live in Oregon

I hope you make it fren

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poor little uruguay

Papua New Guinea is basically a monkey colony, Africa tier.

Was he a huwhite? I feel like this is a nonhuwhite thing

YAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!

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WTF Brian. Look at what you're doing with your life

you are right, the ones who die are truly lucky.
not only will the survivors be permanently damaged, they will become cattle under an authoritarian government the likes we have never seen before, where every facet of your life is completely controlled.
death is truly the best option.

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Even at it's absolute minimum, it's a nothingburger that has been turned into a somethingburger due to the panic and general disorder. If you really want it to blow over, including the fearmongering, just stay indoors and wait. We're past the point of prevention.

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youtube.com/watch?v=P91pvMdoZ80
This your own take or was it the Austria-anons edit?

I thought we've already established from the beginning that this was China's fucking fault, and how much fucking audacity does China have to send aid to Italy and claim it was of their own good faith. I am fucking seething over that shit

Oh fuck guys!

A QUARTER (25%) OF ALL INFECTED IN EUROPE ARE NEW NUMBERS FROM TODAY ALONE!

Total Infected in Europe: 38.335
New Infections Today: 9.231

Countries that contributed the most to new infections today:

>Italy, 2.547
Spain, 2.173
>Germany, 1.163
France, 786
>United Kingdom, 343
Switzerland, 285
>Belgium, 245
Austria, 202
>Norway, 195
The Netherlands, 190
>Denmark, 187
Sweden, 127
>Finland, 96
Greece, 91
>Slovenia, 84
Estonia, 64
>Iceland, 53
Ireland, 47
>Czech Republic, 47
Romania, 41
>Portugal, 34
Bulgaria, 24
>Poland, 21
Slovakia, 20
>Albania, 18
San Marino, 16
>Luxembourg, 15
Cyprus, 15
>Belarus, 15
Croatia, 12
>Serbia, 12
Russia, 11
>Macedonia, 7
Armenia, 7
>Bosnia, 7
Hungary, 6
>Malta, 5
Lichtenstein, 3
>Lithuania, 3
Moldova, 3
>Kosovo, 2
Ukraine, 2
>Latvia, 1
Georgia, 1

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Don't blow it by being smug with her
I'm trying to not run people's noses in their denial atm

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>Government encouraging people to stay home
>Family says it's a perfect time to get a job

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Based and oldfagcarepilled.

Thanks
Forgot about that stream

they'll never listen. watching them panic when it hits is going to be good

What did he wipe with?

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based son of nurgle

Imagine the real numbers

"Come on user! Let me in!"

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Fucking hell how much pictures of her do you have
Also checked

update colombia we already have 16 cases here

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>China
>not responsible

Chang pls

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Civilization will not end with a bang but with a brap

This is all prep for something bigger down the line.

w-what's that behind your back?

North Utah bros or anyone near here, a local board member over nursing homes said a fever is spreading rapidly among the residents. My local hospital is also preventing anyone from entering without screening. They have several pneumonia-like patients who could potentially have it. Some kids with fevers from a nearby high school has put my whole county into panic mode. Just be careful bros.

It feels like every time I look at the stream there's 2 or 3 more small territories that I forgot to add. St. Lucia and Puerto Rico now.

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You know us neets can't be fucking infected by this since we just quarantine and isolate ourselves from the beginning right? Also post moar of her playing vidya

Why you typing then?

Who makes all this pervy anime porn corona shit. It baffles my mind

Texas and infected already.

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>John Hopkins map
It just got Corona, it will recover in 2weeks.

Dirty globalist migrant campy EU is filthy

>corona-chan is designed as a depopulation bomb
>not just killing us now, but preventing more from being born
I guess 7 billion was too many

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I want Corona-chan to inflict some internal damage if you know what I mean.

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This is what is just arriving at your continent.
I bet U.S. numbers aren't that much different.

>slovenia 84
Oh shit half of their entire population in one day!?!?!?
Rip

>2k new cases despite only 1k yesterday
Holy shit they're fucked

Spain is turbofucked. Any spainbros here to tell us how it is?

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"In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity" -Sun Tzu

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This makes me hard. Post more numbers please
Also what did we close at the DOW yesterday?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WE ARE GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE

The one place with all the boomers has no cases. Wtf corona chan.

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>A guy in Norway just went around on a train, coughing people in the face, them after fighting the police he told them he had Corona.
fucking based, a true follower of corona-chan
>the goyim must be sedated, release the movie

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Don’t act like it’s the virus stopping you from reproducing user. You probably wouldn’t have anyway

What new sweeping powers will world governments gain from this? Forced quarantine/camp placement? Surveillance?

Someone please post the meme of Peter Parker (Spiderman) with Asian eye glasses looking at that nasty photo of that bat on a platter and when he puts them on it turns into a cheeseburger

Based.

I never thought it was a nothingburger. I know there’s meat in it, but I don’t know what the meat is made out of anymore.

My concern isn’t even for the virus. I don’t think it’ll last forever. My discomfort is its disruption in the global supply chains. Shit’s going to be fucked pretty badly if the world doesn’t get “in sync” again, or countries don’t get over their dependence on cheap shit

Been visiting L.A. I was just at a walmart when we were told to leave. People started getting mad saying they needed supplies and they were escorted out by police. As I was leaving this was happening in every single store on the street I was on. I'm scared, Yas Forums

Thats not coronachan you retarded burgerfag its some gachashit

do it by percentage of population now

>when you realize europeans are dying inside watching Americans freaking out that the shelves are empty

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I WANT TO GO BACK

it's so fucking quiet outside
the forced closing of all bars, restaurants, pretty much all social gathering spots, has been in effect for almost 3 hours now
it is dead silent
>live close to center of town, plenty off people pass by on the weekend, lots of traffic
>at around 01:00 there was a kid on a bike screaming
>WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
>made me chuckle tbqh
only heard two cars since midnight

(((Charles Lieber)))
Alsp czech'd those adolfs.

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Anyone else find it fucking hilarious how the entirety of the world's media perpetuated the narrative of
>"it's only as bad as le flu stop worrying you silly faggots"
Until donald trump said "it's only as bad as le flu" and now suddenly the entirety of the worlds media is shrieking
>"THIS IS SERIOUS DISEASE HOW COULD YOUR RESPONSE BE SO PLACCID REEEEEEE"
Really makes you think.

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Poor Corona-Chan.

I got to go to Disney a week before they shut it down!

We need more Corona futa. I want her fucking me from the inside.

Be very humble bruh, tell her you just had a strange feeling and wanted her safe.
Pull that strange feeling out anytime you want something else.
This is your golden ticket to the good life.

It’s a Beyond burger... 100% s o y

>>Italy, 2.547
>Spain, 2.173
>>Germany, 1.163

NUKE THEM!!!

Wanna play bideo gaems in-between fending off raiders once the nigs start rioting?

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Based and Renapilled.

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Oh China are balls deep, no mistake
But it's possible it's private chinese/mutt/(((other))) enterprises
We'll never really know

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>SPAIN HAVING 66% MORE IN ONE DAY

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This is the real happening. This virus is transient, but the fallout from it will linger much longer.

>go back
>2 months later
>we're here again
nice

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Guys the boogaloo is very likely coming to Ontario this month due to potential disruptions to welfare and the soup kitchens shutting down.

We all need to make sure we're able to find each other. In general, during shtf, you're fucked if you're a lone wolf. Fascist enclaves must work together to survive and to gain power. Some of us however haven't networked and need to signal to one another in some way that we're on the same side.

tomato tomato all your anime shit is gay regardless of who it is

All I’m saying is “told ya so.” She’s panicking enough, no need to make it worse

They are killing off the old, and prevent new ones from being born.
This is the last generation user.

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ATCHOOOOOOOOOOO!

Personally I'm hoping for total societal collapse that will bring us a new age of freedom, in which we live for ourselves and local communities, rather than trillion jewgods who are just addicted to seeing numbers go bigger. If the opposite happens and governments only grow in power, I'm taking the fast way out.

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Food being rationed bro. Get your fema card.

That would take me a gorillion years.

That Finnish number isn't correct. Our number is 155 at the moment. Though it is unreliable for the future, since some of our county hospitals have informed that they won't be doing more testing on possible cases, they just send them home. This on the basis that they can't deduce the chain of infections so they gave up on testing as well. What they stated was something along the lines of "if you have all of the symptoms and have been in contact with infected people, don't come here or call us if your condition is ok at the moment"

LOCK STEP
nommeraadio. ee/meedia/pdf/RRS/Rockefeller%20Foundation.pdf

Good thing USA is a net food exporter and the shops will be restocked in the morning, pussy

has anyone posting here been actually infected/know someone who is infected? I feel like everyone here is all bunked up for some reason

Living in Gran Canaria, business as usual but today a bit of panic-buying ramping up

Officially, China had only 80 thousand. In 1,4 Billion people.

Europe with half the population - 700 Million - already has pretty much half the official number of China: Europe has 38 thousand already.

all of them
i only know of this one sadly
but one day either your food or something essential will run out, forcing you to leave your room and accept the blessing of corona-chan

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Funny enough the snow birds(those boomers that live in Fl for the winter and go back up north in the summer) have been abandoning the state. Rental care lots are packed full earlier then usual with returned cars.
I guess they are fleeing home to be with family but don't worry plenty of year round boomers are going to die the state is just keeping quite and not testing.
Thankfully I convinced my parents to start using Vitamin C so they might survive, maybe.

>"This virus is not airborne it's only on water droplets."
>"Stop wearing masks they don't work!"

Remember to get the toilet paper first, marabro

I bet he adopted ancient injun techniques that made the prickliest of leaves as soft as velvet

I just want this to be over so I can laugh at coronachan memes

I've been coofing for a week now and yesterday a few white particles came out when pissing. This never happened to me before.

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Australia has 202 confirmed cases, worldometers hasn't updated to reflect that yet.

>There are 92 cases in New South Wales, 36 in Victoria, 35 in Queensland, 19 in South Australia, 14 in Western Australia, five in Tasmania, one in the Northern Territory, and one in the ACT.

>On Thursday afternoon there were 141 virus cases across Australia. That jumped to 200 by the same time on Friday – an increase of 41 per cent.

>Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton was diagnosed with the COVID-19 disease yesterday, after attending a Cabinet meeting with the PM on Tuesday. But the Prime Minister’s office insists there’s no need for Mr Morrison to be tested nor self-isolate.

news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/live-coverage-of-australias-coronavirus-outbreak/live-coverage/61eff4215702278c8f3831222c98ee35

>5k deaths
>let's lockdown the entire world

What aren't they telling us, Yas Forums?

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I'm sure one of your neighbors can rustle up a migrant caravan to send through your town.

*trillionaire

Me too user, me too...

Your life will never be that interesting, sorry LARP faggot user.

Maybe we can get all these old fuckers out of politics now

>smugly
while you were correct in saying so, this is the absolute worst time to be correct. yes, we were the canaries in the coal mine, tweeting and trying to escape the cage for months, but no one listened.
now society as we know it is going through an upheaval, and we're all about to feel its effects. being right is not fun. sure, you prepare yourself for whats coming, but you know when it happens, it wont be fun.

im literally praying for humanity; this will go down in history, an event we will tell our grandchildren about

>china refuses to send medical products after creating breaking a treaty to create a biowmd and releasing it on the world
>guys lets work it out and go back to globalization
No

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This is my friend, no shitpost or copypasta, went to her bday in November, known her for almost a decade. She still hasn't disclosed what happened to her on social media but i got her to spill the whole story after prodding for a while just now.

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>A QUARTER (25%) OF ALL INFECTED IN EUROPE ARE NEW NUMBERS FROM TODAY ALONE!

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Still going to be a shitshow once it really catches fire in the Nations Of Filth.

twitter.com/BrazilinUSA/status/1238642930958696449

Trump is infected and is hidding it
Bolsonaro is infected and is hidding it too maybe with the second test tomorrow he will tell the truth and trump will not going to hide it for so much long

INTERRACIAL COOFING GROUNDS

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You like Civ4?
We may get to play IRL, lol.

Still people of Madrid can go out city to whole Spain, Mass media say just a flu, General population and popular youtubers just a flu, only worry people "The conspiracy theorist".

President of Government do nothing and don't talk to Madrid Government, Governor Madrid Community say "I can't close the city"

Now Spain people is sleeping.

So its an AIDS

Hate to break it to you but the boomers are all in Tampa/St Pete & Napels. Miami is mostly young desu

based manipulator

>tfw friends and family aren't taking this situation seriously
i swear these people are doing what they can to get me sick

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Can't accept the blessings of Corona-sama if you get a mask and a hazmat. I love Corona-sama but you gotta stay alive to propagate her love throughout the world, Hans. Also post more cute pics but this her eating some stuff

Do people seriously not understand trends and exponential growth?

John McAfee is legitimately insane. I fucking love the guy or, rather, observing his crazy ass life.

>African Countries barely any cases
>Barely any in MExico
why is it that the countries that should be hit hardest barely have any cases?

>no videos of overrun hospitals in italy
I've literally been watching them nonstop. But they are in Italian. You fail to realize how little English is spoken among actual Italians. Everything is confined to Italian language press and social media.

Check mayor of Bergamo's Twitter

The missus thinks I'm a fucking prophet atm though
>feelsgoodman.jpg

Testing is slow, and out of billions of people any fever/cough puts everyone into panic mode. It's definitely in a lot of places that haven't been discovered because it's fucking asymptomatic. It's just a massive shit show until more time passes.

lmao

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>subscribe and consume goyim

And buy TP when you ejaculate to Anna and Elsa.

Because testing is ooga booga to them, and they prefer to kill doctors over there because they think they're witches.

Honestly, I would have punched him as hard as I could in the throat if I had been on the train.

It tells us that the numbers don't mean shit. 2 weeks with no coof and suddenly everyone has it.

Gonna need more than that. So much more

I am just basking in vindication. She’s panicked enough, I’m doing my best to calm her and walk her through the good we’ve already gotten done. Way better shape than most people that just went and got TP only today

>They've moved on to China being responsible:
So the western wagecucks should not be mad at their own governments for infecting everybody to get the herd immunity needed to keep the border open for rapefugees from 3. world shitholes.

If the west had not sacrificed white people for open borders, but done as China, Singapore, Taiwan, etc and stopped coronachan, borders would have needed to stay closed to the third world shitholes, so no more white genocide.by endless brown immigration

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Good chance my mom is. And i got a weak immune system but i feel fine

they literally just finished filming Mando season 2.

>Gym shut down for a week
NOOOOOOOOO MY GAINS

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Why can't people understand that DNA-confirmed cases are 5-10% of all cases? And that includes deaths too.

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I usually go through a 12 pack of TP each week or so.

famous last words

Based nurgle cultist

WHERE ARE YOU GARY?

how many days has it been since Gary last posted in cvg?
four? fives days?

just lift bags of cans kek

yes i completely agree, the whole system has to collapse or we'll keep going on like this, no reason to live, only a cog in the wheels of the machine which bleeds us dry to make some imaginary numbers go higher.
corona-chan will save us, either by ending the suffering for good, or giving us one final option to make the world a better place.
but what happens if you don't disinfect properly, corona-chan is strong, she can survive a while without any help.
i agree that one must be alive to spread her love further, but we must all accept the fate she has written for us, no matter what it is.

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I don't think it's quite as apocalyptic as you're imagining

Lol. Its been 2 weeks for her figured id have gotten it by now

i went to bed with a Soar throat, now i got headache, mild Fever and my shoulders Hurt Like Shit

its 3:00 AM and idk If i should call in sick.
If im Not around later, pls Tell the Kraut/pol/ faggots i didnt make it.
i Love you Guys, stay save

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Can someone please post the cvg movies pic? The least I can have before I die is a moment of comfiness

Took my city forever to do this.
castanet.net/news/Kelowna/279423/Enhanced-cleaning-directed-for-all-BC-Transit-buses#279423

Yes, see my post since i just got the full story from her in the last hourish

wtf i swear norway was at 700 this morning. fucking crazy.

Based, enjoy your new found power

>beginning that this was China's fucking fault
Yes. But they need to deflect from the infect everybody policy, to be able to have endless brown immigration when herd immunity have been achieved.

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>Your life will never be that interesting, sorry LARP faggot user.

What thing did I say that you wish to dispute?

what is going on in this webm

I'm on voat as TheNiggerFaggot

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oantagonista.com/brasil/senador-infectado-com-coronavirus-participou-de-reuniao-com-mandetta-e-outros-ministros/

BRAZIL HEALTHY MINISTER IS PROBABLY INFECTED
BRAZIL HEALTHY MINISTER IS PROBABLY INFECTED
BRAZIL HEALTHY MINISTER IS PROBABLY INFECTED
BRAZIL HEALTHY MINISTER IS PROBABLY INFECTED
BRAZIL HEALTHY MINISTER IS PROBABLY INFECTED
BRAZIL HEALTHY MINISTER IS PROBABLY INFECTED

The white things are soul shards

Did China lie or the virus mutated in Italy ?

disney needs to release the LED super screens for the quarantine
>no need to travel when in the VR

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I bought a 40lb dumb-bell and a fuckload of whey protein and oats so I can stay on the gains train even in isolation.

Pfthahaha, fucking nothing burger as expected. Canada already made a vaccine and is testing. Expect this “””happening””” to fizzle out in the next couple of weeks, schizos.

globalnews.ca/news/6671901/coronavirus-canadian-company-covid-19-vaccine-candidate/

>Italy 17,660 (1,266)
Why do pastaniggers keep dying so much?

>tfw you paste pasta that everyone else gets (you)s for but hardly anyone notices
Here ya go

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Go go now Africa

because AMLO and their governement are hiding information, even the health secretary moments ago was doing it, the reporters were asking about +9 cases in a private hospital, he said "oh we will count them tomorrow"

youtube.com/watch?v=B7nmZ7001KU

i hate this place

+1 more death in Philippines.
total of 6 Deaths

AUS NOW AT 203. PLEASE UPDATE AGAIN OP

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Did China really conquer covid bros?

>Honestly, I would have punched him as hard as I could in the throat if I had been on the train.
He probably chose the old and women, not fit men.

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Ours is too and she's doing fine.

pretty sure spain is a typo -- check screenshot over number written

f

>BRAZIL HEALTHY MINISTER IS PROBABLY INFECTED

Not so healthy now, is he?

Results in
>5,504,987 Estimated Deaths
Wuhan Flu aint a joke

When are you nuking manila?

I want a McDouble. Should I risk it and go get one?

>DISNEY IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Six Flags announced today that they are closing until at least the end of March.

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China is now run by a sentient Covid-19 consortium.

china obviously lying about numbers duh. by the time they even started testing there were thousands of infected

>muh vaccine
stock pump and dump with the likelihood of ADE, SARS-CoV had it, there will be no vaccine.
propaganda to keep the plebs docile that is all

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lmao. It's almost as if this is the biggest media inspired hype of all time.

You glow, nigger.
Go be a antifa-doxxer somewhere else.

They are the only country testing everyone post-mortem

Where do Chinese post stuff on social media? Wouldnt they be talking about how normal everything has become again?

Bring your gun

My boomer parents only listen to fox news and think this is a nothingburger since they're being told cases are decreasing in China and Korea. What the fuck is going on over there anyway? I seriously doubt they magically contained it. Is Korea somehow adopting China's censorship capability or is this thing actually being contained?

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Get some junior mcchickens too with extra mayo

There's no way on earth Xi would have been marching around Wuhan if it wasn't safe.

anybody have the graph that claims victory over the disease and has a comically sharp drop in cases in china depicted

elobservador.com.uy/nota/-me-decian-que-no-era-un-caso-grave-dijo-una-de-las-uruguayas-con-coronavirus-2020313194329
>retard tries to go to Milán in Italy and fails
>comes back from Madrid in Spain
>goes to a wedding with 500 people
goodbye

>Nothingburger faggots seem to have dissipated into thin air. Wonder where those fucktards are right now
who do you think is buying all the toilet paper

Where in LA user?