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you cant eat toilet paper fucktard

Got my shopping finished, thanks

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just use napkins

>this weekend

Bro, if you're not prepped already, forget it. Being a pol/tard you should've been fully prepped weeks ago. Now stores are cleaned out, or madhouses, of prices are jacked. The only reason to go to any stores this weekend is to video both the mayhem and acres of empty shelves. And to laugh at the mobs fighting for scraps.

Or just wait next week since every store is going to restock en mass. People are morons.

Not going anywhere near a store for awhile now.

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Here we still have warehouses full of the stuff. Its not gonne run out anytime soon.

Can't argue with trips. Already dump my loads in the shower tho.

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Edgy

>A literal PALET of toilet paper
>2,500 rolls of toilet paper
>An absurd amount of toilet paper a day say 1 roll would last you 6.8 years

what the fuck is this world coming to?

Same here. Went to my local supermarket at 7am to grab a few last things. Usually at that time there's just a few cars in the huge parking lot. Today, the lot was jam packed with massive lines of cars waiting to get into the lot. People yelling at each other, cars honking, people scrambling into the market. Inside, it was a fucking zoo. Shelves wiped out. Even all the pasta sauce was gone. And usually they have like a 1000 bottles on the shelves. And this was 7:00 in the fucking morning. I can only imagine the sheer chaos there tonight.

>Or just wait next week since every store is going to restock en mass.
You better get up bright and early

>Got my shopping finished, thanks
Autistic and stupid. Congrats!

The strange compulsion to buy toilet paper for prep might be an open indicator of some kind of mass normie brain parasite.

lmao i still can get aanything i want at my store, nice try retard

He’s not buying to use. He’s going to try and scalp that tp.

Just bought the Lelo Loki. I'm all set for the apocalypse.

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Don't you see the hat on the oxygen cylinder

Most incels use TP to coom into. That's the real reason for the mad rush on TP. Coomers need their luxury cum catcher tissue.

I've got 3 months worth of wet wipes as a backup.

>Bro, if you're not prepped already, forget it. Being a pol/tard you should've been fully prepped weeks ago.
Being a poltard you guys shouldn't have ever been unprepped in the first place. Seriously, after this shit storm is over just buy an extra bag of rice and an extra bag of red beans every shopping trip. Seal them up real tight at home in an airtight container (I actually just use vacuum bags). Get a bunch of protein powder as well and water - lots of water. Look into what you'd want - tap water stored in containers that you buy (cheaper) or just racks and racks of bottled water. Whatever you get just make sure to keep it out of the sun. And just fucking own guns, you'll probably never actually need them - but you might and they're cool so do it.

I went to a 24 h spot after work. They had crates of shit ready to be put on the shelves all wrapped up. I just asked one of the younger workers when they would be restocking... he said around 10pm.

I went back, empty store, army of people restocking. I had free reign.

Thanks for feeding me and my raider bros

Only cuz you're a bum who lives in some bumfuck area where they have dusty cobwebs on the "stocked" store shelves.

>Don't you see the hat on the oxygen cylinder
No. Resolution is not good enough.

Lmao good luck raider fag

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>wolf chili
discusting

Pretty sure TP is just a meme at this point.

>tfw already ate all my food I bought for prepping
FUCK

Random fresh products, more beer and veggies. I got anything else since late january.
I don't even care. Me and my family are good for 6 months so fuck this shit.

You won’t be sayin that when your eating TP

The Raider meme is probably the worst thing to come out of the coronavirus happening. I swear. I can't tell if these raider douchebags are serious or what. But I'll assume they're all fat little 12 year olds LARPing as vidya game "operators."

>Poop once a day
>Shower once a day

Now that I think about it I could forego TP pretty easily

Wait till it dries then scrape it off

I'll just use my cum rag

Pretending for a moment coronavirus exists, does it cause explosive diarrhea 24-hours-a-day? Or is this just part of the Burger diet. I am genuinely confused by this trend. I buy a single package of toilet paper maybe once or twice a year with no problems. Who is shitting so often or do you use an entire roll each time?

Wednesday was TP day here. Today was snack foods and bulk beer buys. The entire Costco was packed mulitple lines that reached all the way to the back of the store and 90% of it was cookies, chips, beer and pop. Yeah you're ready for the shit hammer coming down now, losers.

Of course you are retard the entire concept of your culture is isolate independence made possible through good planning and prepardnes

We, well we just fucking wing it

>you cant eat toilet paper fucktard
try me

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They just ramp and production and flood the stores. TP is still made domestically for the most part. Anyone hoarding this shit is a retard, especially when the problem of cleaning your ass can easily solved by an alternative called a shower.

t. future head on spike

>1 bag of rice
>A couple of cans of chili
>A few cleaning supplies
>Buckets
>Enough bottled water and toilet paper to last until next year

Yup you're fully prepped.

I got the Corona antidote in my fridge.

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Plus 40lbs of meat in teh freezer

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If you're buying toilet paper, you don't believe there will be running water. The paper is to hold the turds in your hand and chuck them out the window.

Geez zombies

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Looters will be shot is as old as time. String a few up and it'll ward them off.

kek you had me there for a minute

Nice

I live in St. Louis. It’s not a meme, it’s a very real possibility

There's a strong correlation between alcohol use and pneumonia.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4590617/

I bet this guy thinks he'll resell those for 200$ a package.

Is that Edina Minnesota?

I also started my veggies garden, cleaned, checked & loaded my guns, the bunker is ready checked the air & water filters and just getting comfy for gornona time.

Cheers bro.

youtu.be/4JARDvdrAxk

Why all the retards already have pallets of it. Toilet paper isnt scare commodity.

Gonna clog your pipes, then good luck getting a plumber out during a quarantine as shit backs up and you can't wash dishes, flush the toilet or shower.

Fuckin grocery Jews are laughing all the way to the bank

wtf is all the water for?

The TP normalfag focus just goes to show how much the kike mentality has infected people. Do you really think they plan to use all of it, or do they plan to try and sell it at a mark up to others? Crisiskikes. Crisiskikes everywhere.

Pretty cool user. The only not retarded reserve I've seen here. These dumb mutts are stocking up likes its y2k and there won't supplies for years.

Raiders act like my wifes 12 year old son wont put a 12 guage slug thru their chest if they try to break in

imaging prepping so much, and then randomly just get cancer. it happens

The footprints lol

I do that already. I hate shitting outside my house. I went from Kindergarten to grade 12 taking one shit at school.
As an adult I take a shit as soon as I wake up then shower.
I don't need TP I got food instead.

I feel bad for your boyfriend. He doesn't have a cool respirator or an overpriced tapwater throne.

>he is now on the neet raider list
They Will be stomping down your door

>my wife's son
go away

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>All stocked up, but wanted eggs
>Two stores were out, last one only had 6 packs of shit brand eggs left
Well I got them, guess I
ll have to check again if I want to keep making Whiskey Sours

Ppl who think we will run out of toilet paper or food misunderstand the situation. Your algorithm is wrong.

based simp preppers

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5 gallons of lube.

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>Shopping
>Politics

Jesus christ America. Can you not go 5 minutes without humiliating yourself? Just don't throw the paper on the toilet you DAFT CUNT

the buckets have food in them

Worst comes to worst there are a lot of trees with a lot of leafs

Gotta get a few chickens brosif

waffle stomp that shit in the shower

What's in the white buckets?

Not going near a market for two weeks or more.

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Rice, oats, beans, noodles, etc

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU INTENTIONALLY INFECT YOUR FAMILY?

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Jump Subie and exchange battery for new one
Get gas

91% Iso alcohol
Skittles
Candy
Sweet chili pistachios
Tomato bisque soup
Sardines x10
Bread for grilled cheese
Toothpaste
Check hot wheels
Gauze tape
Gauze
Super glue

Pasted straight from my to-do list. I already got 70% isopropyl alcohol a whole gallon of it from tractor supply so I actually should remove that from my list