/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2029

I will still be able to walk the dog, right? Just stay away from people. Don't touch anything, wash when we get home. Going out for walks isn't bad, right?

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I sed to say it was a nothingburger, but now it's just a few miles away

Corona is hitting new countries like actual Plague inc. Other than that not much.

So doctors are just nurses who are allowed to prescribe medicine?

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W-what happens if gookm00t gets infected?

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I got this on repeat in the background just for the atmosphere.

youtube.com/watch?v=1Hrqqld2Aew

nsa finds another stoolie

OK say anons catch Covid. What's the consensus on what they should do? Hunker down and fight it? Run to a hospital for a ventilator spot?

I heard Kenya had it's first case? Any Kenya niggers posting here? Also what did we close at the DOW yesterday?

If you die from this it's your own fault.

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BOOMERS GONNA BOOM

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youtu.be/oFpYY0FvS2s?t=872

Youtuber Joe Jitsukawa to travel around Europe, says "when people panic, that's the perfect opportunity to get cheap airline tickets"

timestamp:14:32

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I've been browsing these threads for fucking weeks straight
Am I autistic?

yes
we prolly get hit by a massive asteroid in april, they engineered a virus to have people prep up without telling them the world is gonna get almost rekt, which would cause mass panic and collapse way earlier + the quarantine is in place to give people a last few weeks/months of family time without having to work. the deaths are mostly elderly people who'd be a burden after such an event, it also adds up to the credibility of the virus's threat.

Embrace it and coof it.

Niggers, again, will my m3 n95 work or nah? should I bite the bullet and go looking for something else in this shit?

Corona DEATHS on a map

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Yes.

ItS jUsT a FLu BrO! Superman Sneeze and you’ll be fine!

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how will the world ever repopulate after Corona?

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depends on age and comorbidities, if youre 45+ and a smoker lets say, get in now if you really have symptoms. ~30 non smoker? sweat it out, you'll likely be fine

Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 17.660 cases - 1.266 FATALITIES / 46,8% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 11.364 cases - 514 FATALITIES / 12,7% MR;
>South Korea, 7.979 cases - 71 FATALITIES / 12,2% MR;
Spain, 5.232 cases - 133 FATALITIES / 40,8% MR;
>Germany, 3.675 cases - 8 FATALITIES / 14,8% MR;
France, 3.662 cases - 79 FATALITIES / 86,8% MR;
>United States, 2.269 cases - 48 FATALITIES / 53,9% MR;
Japan, 1.397 cases - 26 FATALITIES / 5,5% MR;
>Switzerland, 1.139 cases - 11 FATALITIES / 73,3% MR;
Norway, 995 cases - 1 FATALITY / 50% MR;
>Sweden, 814 cases - 1 FATALITY / 50% MR;
Denmark, 804 cases - 0% MR;
>The Netherlands, 804 cases - 10 FATALITIES / 83,3% MR;
United Kingdom, 799 cases - 11 FATALITIES / 36,7% MR;
>Belgium, 559 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
Austria, 504 cases - 1 FATALITY / 14,3% MR;
>Qatar, 320 cases - 0% MR;
Barhein, 210 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 200 cases - 0% MR;
...
>Brazil, 151 cases - 0% MR;
Galiza, 112 cases - 0% MR;
>Portugal, 112 cases - 0% MR;

127 infected countries.

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so it's finally began
news.com.au/world/breaking-news/bill-gates-quits-microsoft-board/news-story/10c3d6daf8f2e57d07168c4661c42b16

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He's right
For the most part, people are needlessly panicking.
That doesn't mean this thing isn't bad, but it's highly likely not going to do any damage to you.

GIVE ME ALL YOUR TEEPEE!!!!

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hunker down and hope it hits you mildly, call the hospital if it develops into a serious vreathing problem

MORE MONEY ON DEFENSE FUCK HOSPITALS
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY

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1. Report unusual behavior.
2. Barricade your homes.
3. Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
4. Wait for official instructions.

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Not as much as the asteroid schizo spammer
Don't forget to report him

>mother has respiratory infection
>ear infection
>cold symptoms for 2 weeks
>blood test tomorrow

How fucked am i

We all are, user.

Just not allow this to damage your mental health. Too much...

Basically.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

So fucking many people are sick in WA right now. Rural even, nowhere near seattle.

250 deaths today in Italy.
If doubling time of cases is 5 days, median onset of symptoms->death time is 16 days, median incubation time is 5 days, and true CFR is 1%, then right now there are more than 3.5 million sick people and overall 10.6 million infected either sick or carrying the virus - in Italy alone.

EVERYBODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

SHEEEEEEEIT

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Kill yourself schizo. I was asking if Kenya really did get it's first case. Sadly both our President and that dick sucker Bong Go tested negative. Hope it was a false negative

Just had to hold an emergency intervention to talk my grandparents out of going to lunch to welcome their friends back from their holiday in Germany.

Kinda glad I got laid off last month because damage control of these apparently suicidal boomers is monopolising my time.

They'll be shutting down Coronachan threads soon

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just finished watching contagion and its genuinely made me afraid for whats to come.

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Already 3 days incubated
youtube.com/watch?v=UR_5kHYdH6I

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Did the boomer just steal that gen x’s toilet paper out of her shopping cart?

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Just stocked up on a weeks worth of food and I have enough fat on me to go for at least a month without eating. Supermarkets were downright apocalyptic here, the one I frequent was completely empty and I left with nothing.

This is going to get crazy when shitholes like Gabon are reporting deaths in a month or two.
It really will be tens or hundreds of thousands dead by the end of this, if nothing goes wrong. Here’s hoping it has an effect on people and wakes them up the fact the real world didn’t stop existing bc the neoliberal man told them so.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

what the fuck are you doing with this much

Did that old woman steal that poor ladies shit paper?!

JEWsa is about to surpass both Wuhan and Milanhan very very soon.40% obesety.

I heard those fags in Idaho got a case. What do we win for being the last uninfected state?

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1 person uses 1 roll a day?

how much toilet paper do you use when shitting cunt

Who the fuck uses a roll a day? Some women maybe.

I don't want the tom hanks disease bros

New cases today:

Italy, 2.547
Spain, 2.173

it doesnt matter if i kill myself we prolly get hit by a massive asteroid in april, they engineered a virus to have people prep up without telling them the world is gonna get almost rekt, which would cause mass panic and collapse way earlier + the quarantine is in place to give people a last few weeks/months of family time without having to work. the deaths are mostly elderly people who'd be a burden after such an event, it also adds up to the credibility of the virus's threat.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
wtf?

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1 role per day? Dude what the fuck are you eating to shit that much?

>1 roll per day

fucking lost

What is going to come, user? Come on, what are you so afraid of.

As a prepper I'm having a giggle from my fort made of tp rolls.
GG, plebs.

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

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All coofers running for you to get a sense of safety?

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
what the fuck

quarantine yourself, hopefully you got some food set aside, and wait to see if you get the indicative symptoms, i.e, the heavy coof. usually emergency rooms are filled with snotty kids that moms have no idea what to do.

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chili dogs with peppers and hershey's syrup for dinner

you guys get all the cute girls

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I've been browsing since the very beginning. We're all autistic

Isn't that the ebola movie?

youtu.be/Dp_tdLizEdo

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Yeah I'm not so hot on letting it run unchecked through the population like it's flu or something. ADE is not a feature of flu, but it has been observed with SARS/MERS antibodies. Even if it doesn't have ADE between the same strain, it's possible it exists between the two different ones, or will exist between future strains. It's a very risky gamble, for sure.

doi.org/10.1128/JVI.02015-19
doi.org/10.1016/j.micinf.2020.02.006

This is about 10x worse than the virus in that movie.

Corona-chan my goddess, for too long I’ve kept you out of my life. I know that I am a sinner and that I cannot save myself. No longer will I close the door when I hear you knocking. By faith I gratefully receive your gift of salvation. I am ready to trust you as my Goddess and Savior. Thank you, Lady Corona-chan, for coming to earth. I believe you are the Daughter of Pestilence, who has come to release us from earthly suffering. Thank you for bearing my sins and giving me the gift of eternal life. I believe your words are true. Come into my heart, Goddess Corona-chan, and be my Savior. Amen.

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another day or two to prepare.

Only 26 million people died in that movie

This virus is so fucking weird. I get that everyone's freaking out due to it being new, extremely infections and unknown, but if it can be cured/beaten by the individual's immune system, it shouldn't be that big of a deal as long as it's managed. Then again, it can reinfect and it currently has 2 strains. People suffering reinfection, especially those in China, are likely the ones that get infected by both strains. We'll see as the situation develops in the west. That said, I keep switching sides on the matter and I just can't bring myself to settle if this thing will cause a global meltdown or if it will be managed, bring an awful depression and then become a thing of history. I think I need more happenings in order to really believe. Brazil bat mutation when?

the end
we prolly get hit by a massive asteroid in april, they engineered a virus to have people prep up without telling them the world is gonna get almost rekt, which would cause mass panic and collapse way earlier + the quarantine is in place to give people a last few weeks/months of family time without having to work. the deaths are mostly elderly people who'd be a burden after such an event, it also adds up to the credibility of the virus's threat.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day
wtf colgate

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you've all been baited, it's a pasta

>world has gone to shit
>let's just infect each other to get it over with
>less people to feed
>didn't realize most will become impotent
Children of Men but real life.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
I feel sorry for your asshole.

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>he's literally eating the toilet paper

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I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE

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lose weight ya norf fc lookin chicken vindalu chippy eatin ass

BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
SPAGHETTI NURSE BREAKS THE BREAD
CAN ANYONE TRANSLATE THE RIGATONI INTO AMERICUM?

youtube.com/watch?v=_GqHtF_H5p4

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If you were smart youd stfu about it so zog doesn't get you.

I just started watching Zetsubou Sensei, and the line "how could something I've seen on TV exist so close to me?" stood out as being morbidly hilarious, because it's exactly the attitude I see in everyone else right now. Canada hasn't know suffering in a century, and it will hit us harder than anyone.

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now I want to fuck a girl while she wears one of those masks.

It's like that but without the vaccine
No vaccine has ever been made for a coronavirus

West Virginia is the final state without the virus!

new pasta yum

You’re doing better at convincing your folks better than I am atleast. No matter what info about the virus I throw at my family, they just don’t seem to get it.

Rate my Corona protection

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based, have already used this pasta to get some (you)s, thanks dutchbro

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>what the fuck am I reading

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I'm not actually fat, if I was fat I could go for at least half a year without eating. If you are 400lbs you can go for a whole year.

I have 26 rolls of toilet paper at home. Is this enough?

ur praying to a virus that has been intentionally created since we prolly get hit by a massive asteroid in april, they engineered a virus to have people prep up without telling them the world is gonna get almost rekt, which would cause mass panic and collapse way earlier + the quarantine is in place to give people a last few weeks/months of family time without having to work. the deaths are mostly elderly people who'd be a burden after such an event, it also adds up to the credibility of the virus's threat.

Imagine not sitting on Rice&Beans rigth now

I use my toilet paper to make booze
youtube.com/watch?v=v-mWK_kcZMs

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Me too user me too. +1 fetish.

I know, but it's such a hearty kek not to post, genuinely who the fuck uses 1 whole fucking roll of toilet paper per day? Who?

It's a modern day masquerade

all masterplans starts as work of fiction
like the elders of zion book

> Average person uses one roll a day
Wtf is your diet I use six at most 2 per wipe 3 wipes total

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We are infected. No one is being tested.

You win nothing yet. Montana remains uninfected. There was a Montana resident who contracted it and tested positive for it in Maryland. That doesn't count as a Montana case.

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The mask has been a never ending goldmine for Instathot butterfaces

>woke up with trouble breathing
>immediately sneeze after recovering
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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For what? Your entire life?
It's enough for about two or three years if you're by yourself I'd guess

youtube.com/watch?v=fArdEkHDSBs

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How many confirmed infected are in your city? In mine there are 15

Based Brappermamma

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Andrew Gillum, his male hooker and West Virginia know METH is the vaccine.

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You need multivitamins to survive a year on 400lbs fat

Post a picture of your hole and I will inspect your anus for toilet paper needs.

no man you have to buy 500 thousand more and then some more, otherwise you and your family are dead

>stocking up on perishables

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>S3 OVAs were 10 years ago
>S4 never ever
still hurts

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You are right, fortunately they are easy to get a hold of.

>still haven't prepped
I'll sell all my stocks and buy bics, antibiotics, TPs and food.

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Thread theme since the beginning for me
youtube.com/watch?v=OSpsAauvEXU&t=1328s

Thread theme for the incoming days
youtube.com/watch?v=w7Vu8_EQVXc

i will get hypervitamins so i can survive a year on 800 lbs

I live in NRW and everything is closing down.
I believed the dumb fucks who said that this is a nothing burger. Well look at that dipshits, it's a pandemic and I don't have any supplies now in case shtf in my surroundings or I need to self isolate.
Tell me sane men of Yas Forums because now I'll listen to you instead, should I stack on food and isolate now or is the disaster going to stop? Besides that, what comes next? Should I really expect bad financial times?

THE AVERAGE PERSON USES ONE ROLL A DAY!!!!

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
my research indicate an average person uses 100 rolls of toilet paper per year = 1 roll every 3 days

Man, you need to seek a doctor

Sneezing is no problem, coughing is.
And that weeb manchild pic

POST YOUR PANDEMIC FACE

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youtube.com/watch?v=ADRRfppj7XA&feature=push-prem-sub&attr_tag=Wd8tII-fdbXKtbLb:6

Oh...
The sweet embrace of death.
Fear now, she comes for us all.
Rejoice, for this life will be no more!
Sweet, final, eternal,peace.
No more suffering.
No more ridicule.
Just the sweet caress of the abyss.
Death is a gift to those who have suffered.
Death is a gift, for those without hope.
Death is a gift, for all.
Embrace death, and see, that she is good.

Is Andrew Gillum living as a gay man?

Turning to Coronachan and abandoning Kek will have terrible consequences for your future.

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>everything covered but the face and eyes
Dead and dominated by corona-chan / 10

You're still better off than me, because you're on a giant continent, while I'm stuck on a shitty, moldy island.

I just sneezed bros

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>"happenings never actually happen!"
>picks the one happening that is actually happening

RIP weird little jap dude

PLEASE
DOES SOMEONE SPEAK RAVIOLI

REMAIN CALM
STAY WHERE YOU ARE
DO NOT LEAVE
WE ARE COMING
WE WILL HELP

>not curing meats for long term storage
You’re already dead, user.

No worries about that. I got rice, beenz and deenz to last me a few months.
And leftover hurricane supplies from last year's fishstorm. I'm having a blast.

This attitude is precisely the reason why the western world is gonna be brought to its knees. You almost certainly have infections, they've just not been confirmed yet; there's over a week lag between the two.

Scientists are so preoccupied with whether or not they can, they don't stop to think if they should.

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How many people are gonna die?

Even my mum went out to get a couple packets on tp. Wtf is it with toilet paper?

why one or the other? it's a pantheon

>he believed the nothingburgers
you're not gonna make it

I have that feeling you get before you start sneezing and having a runny nose. If this is corona I'll journal my process in the general as a namefag.

Have you guys seen any fights in grocery stores?

They're also 5 times more likely to be hooked on pharmaceutical grade Class-A drugs.
They prescribe morphine and shit to patients and then just inject it into themselves.
Nurses have to let patients suffer to get their fix which is riskier.

checked
have been stockpiling anti-inflammatory and vitamin c

Heh, wait my ass!

>I need to be 400 lbs to survive the quarantine
>quick somebody call Jet's Pizza
Does it matter when somebody breathed in the room where it was made?

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SPAIN HOLY SHIT

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238639686811353089

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wtf 1 roll? wtf are you doing with an entire roll a day?

>1 roll per day

what a shitty person

The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?

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>1 roll a day

there is something seriously wrong with your asshole

from this
bedford.io/blog/contagion/

you should be even more afraid. they figure that the R naught (amount of people an infected person will transmit the disease) to be 4.92. coronachan is being estimated from 3-7, possibly much higher than the one shown in the movie.
>. "70 million deaths" rather than the 1.1 billion deaths that R0 of 2 and a mortality rate of 20% would imply, but that the writers could not resist making the pandemic scenario scarier than necessary.
mortality rate seems to be about 1% (for a functioning medical system), but with the rate of infection so high, its likely those systems will fail, resulting in a much higher mortality rate

Kek is the god of chaos, is he not? Corona-chan is for all intents and purposes an agent of his chaos.

You must have some serious diarrhea

Someone needs to make a Fallout mod that replaces bottle caps with toilet paper.

JERRY FALWELL JR COMMENTS ON CORONAVIRUS SAYING IT'S THE CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM KIM JONG UN!!
saraacarter.com/jerry-falwell-jr-could-coronavirus-be-the-christmas-gift-kim-jong-un-promised-to-u-s/
Also remember the "get" we got yesterday???
PIC VERY FUCKING RELATED

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>I live in NRW and everything is closing down.

I live in nrw too and everything here was normal today. seems like most normies havent really reacted yet. park was full of parents with kids

FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
>FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
>FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
>FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
>FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
>FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
>FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
>FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
>FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
>FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
>FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL
FORMER NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JAVIER SOLANA POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS, TAKEN TO HOSPITAL

>abc.es/espana/abci-javier-solana-ingresado-coronavirus-202003132030_noticia.html
>77 years old
Well, guess what's gonna go with him.

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I elbowed some fat soccer moms out of the way does that count

Based.

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It's supposed to protect the virus, not me. I will become chad super spreader in no time.

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if diarreah or not, it doesnt matter we prolly get hit by a massive asteroid in april, they engineered a virus to have people prep up without telling them the world is gonna get almost rekt, which would cause mass panic and collapse way earlier + the quarantine is in place to give people a last few weeks/months of family time without having to work. the deaths are mostly elderly people who'd be a burden after such an event, it also adds up to the credibility of the virus's threat.

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I have it user. Suck my nigger dick and you can have it too.

You deserve your fate. Yas Forums is always right.

Spain wtf. AAAAAH

Kek

corona-chan stroking a frog please drawfags

Every female

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SPAIN

>1 roll a day

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Depends on how far though, to get a guaranteed result just sneeze or cough on it. 100% infected pizza

>maximum surface area for the virus to inhabit

Is that Popcorn?

Not enough for the average mutt shitter.

Due to China's Politburo-tier transparency and how fast the virus is spreading, we still don't have any concrete data on how 'bad' it will be for the average person who gets it. We know it 'can' cause organ failure, suffocation, and possibily sterility, but we don't know if those are outliers or if that's normal. We also don't know exactly how effective treatments are because it's been moving so fast that there's been no time for peer reviewing. Even if the virus itself doesn't kill gorillions, this will be a Defcon 1-tier habbening because of the reaction by everyone

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I like how the expert doesn't understand that once the masses get sick more will die than currently due to lack of adequate resources to treat everyone at the same time.

We sure don't, incel

> one roll a day

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>Here's lookin' at you dig

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Unprocessed Vit C usually powder, processed pills don't work. High doses, USRDA is not near enough. you need 10,000 mg daily.

colloidal silver (infowars immune gargle)

Ebolachan catch up

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Holy shit I just coofed

SPAIN NOOOOOOO

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Corona-chan has brought us more Happening in 1 month than Kek did in 10 years. Kek is a false god.

>the last uninfected state
The joke's on you. I've probably got it and I spent a few days in Wheeling last weekend.

Now that's a milk stockpile right there

Can other countries build a hospital in 10 days like china?

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why do the Corona threads keep getting shut down and archived?

is this pasta the easiest way to get (You)s? It seems like it.

express.co.uk/news/uk/1255083/uk-coronavirus-british-scientists-vaccine-coronavirus-cure-latest

We win as usual when it comes to science.

Happening is over!

>Off by 2
No wonder they frequent the stalls every hour.

Eternal ango in UK legit wants to infect its own population, funniest shit ever. I hope people rebel and just overthrow this pathetic regime. I fucking love 2020, this is the happening we've been waiting for - they'd rather kill their people, than allow themselves to copy Chinese quarantine. Fucking hell, this shithole will be burning so gloriously.

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Just clean your ass and cock with water you wasteful savage.

>Also remember the "get" we got yesterday???
NO I wasn't here i was out being a human

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Spain more like IS PAIN

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SOUTH KOREA ANONS?

I've seen someone use one roll a day. To explain it they make a mitt out of TP. Like wrap their hand around a bunch until it looks like a catchers mitt.

Ay caramba.

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Super Male Vitality works best against corona

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Spain going full wuhan?

Well, other than the God complex...

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70% of hospitalized people will get some lung damage. Whether permanent or not is still not answered. If you want answers, just read about SARS. This virus and Sars is almost the same with some +/-.

Is he old enough to remember Y2K even? I wonder what its like to not think for yourself

Rollin for a mad max post corona world

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Seriously, look around and tell me this isn't being implemented exactly as described right now. Circa 2015. I got called crazy for saying it's all true, now people are confusing this for a shitty larp. They don't think I'm crazy anymore, they think this is too benign to be true now.

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Was it a dry coof or a wet coof? did you just hit a joint?

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If its not current, i'm not intrested. But all of those old boomers who always do warmongering because they remember cold war times should already leave this world, they don't bring peace, only war.

Spain, you okay buddy?

Spain.

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>me walking into the club to infect your gf with corona

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F

>those reporters trying to say that Trump has the virus and should self isolate
Is there any truth to it?

Yeah man, just shove it right in there real good

Well the schools and universities in my area are closing down next week and work has shifted to home office. My parents are sick, but they don't have a fever so it's probably just a cold, but that means I am not able to visit them and I worry that they'll get infected. Everyone seems to really downplay the virus, but I think that it's a little bit dumb to underestimate it now since so much is happening in the world. I just hope that things will calm down.

>I live in NRW
You deserve everything you get lmao

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does microwaving kill off the virus?

who else is realizing that this whole happening is just gonna be us being trapped in our houses shitposting about being stuck in our houses

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>t. Idiot that doesn't understand how pandemics work or the fact the UK has been through 2 pandemics in recent history

Our plan will work, you will be begging us for our vaccine soon enough.

It's over, England wins again as usual. We own you all when it comes to science. You stupid cunting LARP shills your days are over.

Sorry but England wins yet again!

express.co.uk/news/uk/1255083/uk-coronavirus-british-scientists-vaccine-coronavirus-cure-latest

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Life, is simply a continual death.
Every day that you live, another part of you dies.
Life is the sickness unto death.

*14 hospitals desu

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>ITALY'S DAILY NUMBER OF NEWLY INFECTED HAS STARTED TO FLATTEN

ITALY'S DAILY NUMBER OF NEWLY INFECTED HAS STARTED TO FLATTEN

>I wasn't here i was out being a human

Based and Corona pilled.

The bigger you get as a human, the more wipes you need, same with penis shakes, I have to shake my penis 20 times after going to the toilet, usually that's enough to get me off, and then I have to use extra toilet paper.

I'm guessing those feminists and left-wing parades at Spain are finally paying off

Here's another one.
youtube.com/watch?v=eVxNiPv3LFw

50% of Gaijins I have seen think it is just a flu.

Rip

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checked
the nigger dow or the regular one?

>The Happening
There can only be fun.

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If you live in the right locations, it's not so bad.

How many of those fags do you think are actually going to do that?

How much money have you got?

Do you have moar like this?

eh, not much in the first half
the first half is basically "nurses are people too, if you see a nurse that seems confused, it's not because we don't care abut what's happening but bacasse we feel distraught and inadequate, never as much as these days, when we're out of ordinary situations, of course we're afraid of what might happen to people close to us but we're worried about doing everything correctly in the best way"
second half coming after I listen to it

Does this post mean I'm the bag now?

australia has cracked 200, please update

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fgsfds

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>one roll
How badly do you have to ruin your asshole to have a constant waterfall of shit flowing out that you use 1 roll of toilet paler every 24 hours? Are you shoving multiple bad dragons in your ass or something?

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DOW

Jimbo!, I need my weather report

???????

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Nothing wrong with perishables if you eat them in order. it's not like the water and electricity is going out anytime soon.

Praise KeK.

Lightbringer to burn Corona Chan

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>Just infect yourself with hiv bro it will build up herd immunity

I still order shit from Aliexpress to make my postman shit himself. Fuck normies I don't leave the house. Welcome to my world faggots

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No

More like Pain.

And when SHTF and all systems fail, including water supply?

Someone screencap this kek

>sending the infected into giant microwave ovens
A new reich for a new century

65%/70%/95% ethanol destroys the proteins that surround the capsid of a virus.

So does peroxide and other chemicals. Yes I'd assume high heat microwaves would kill it.

You are in for one hell of a surprise when you realize SARS-CoV antibodies are short-lived and reinfections are nastier due to ADE

Can you do one where it's based on % of people infected?

>who else is realizing that this whole happening is just gonna be us being trapped in our houses shitposting about being stuck in our houses
So basically nothing in our lives changes.

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

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well yeah, aggressive "social distancing" i.e. total lockdown will do that.

Can they do anything right?

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Impossible. Corona-chan is a seasonal virus like the flu and can't survive warm weather.

Got anymore show tunes? Phantom of Corona?

Socialists are in cohalition with Podemos commies in Spain.

They both went to a feminist parade two days ago.
Socialist feminists took gloves and protection.
Podemos commies did not.

>The result

Podemos Minister of Health is now sick with corona.
She's married to the vice Prime Minister of Spain, the Lord of cucks and ruler of Podemos commies, Pablo Iglésias.

Kek

And the sickest thing is that we haven't closed our borders, yet.

10/10

based toothpaste

The absolute state of the sheeple

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They wouldn't be bothered testing people now

It'll get to that way with all countries, and they'll assume all atypical pneumonia is Gorona

Y2K was the exact same shit. people panicked and bought everything because the media stirred up a fuss. then nothing.

oh dios mio

>announce miracle vaccine
>stonk price rises
>????
>profit

>vaccine disappears into testing rounds never to be heard of again
lrn2 pharma bro

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and probably dying as one

But now we're with our family 24/7.

Nah user, you're forgetting the fact that once SHTF, looters or raider niggers maybe roaming looking for easy targets.

"user, it's cold out... Can you let me in?"

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Ok that's not supposed to be happening

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We have a vaccine now, animal testing is over, human testing begins and it's working how they wanted and theorised it would work.

The rest of this planet is shameful, they insult us yet they come to us for our inventions and innovations.

Pathetic planet, England rules over everyone.

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Cannot say, may be a random fluctuations, you know, disease do not follow a perfect equation

All you need is tents, user.

>Blame America
>Threaten to withhold medication
>Not a bioweapon

deenz are overrated. all about the tee peenz.

second half basically "don't forget about our effort when it's all over" then some woman bullshit about what's hiding behind even the smallest expression or smile, then again basically "don't forget and keep being behind our backs/support us" and how it's good to see a patient that trusts the nurses and if we can to understand them
summed all up, some woman nonsense about feelings, nothing relevant desu

Freshly baked bread:

Freshly baked bread:

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They understand, they are paid to keep you docile.

No. Too much work.

Why though?
The worst - Italy and China - are still just in the tens of thousands out of tens of millions. (Billions in China)

how is that surprising if the mother was sick?

Spain is setting a good example in what it means to open your heart to Corona-chan.
Truly blessed are they, who recieve the love of our Goddess.

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Everyone should put live webcams out their window in a few weeks

It's okay faggots new cases of covid19 are leveling off crisis is over.

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didnt a chinese woman also give birth to a baby that had COVID back in like Jan or early Feb? I could have sworn i read that somewhere

>Prime Minister of Spain
Oh yeah, shit's getitng fucked faster and faster compared to the earlier days. Spain maybe overtaking Italy soon in regards to the number of cases

>once SHTF, looters or raider niggers maybe roaming looking for easy targets.
Not how it works in 95% white flyover land with mostly retires.

CORONA-CHAN IS NOT FLAT!

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They will just replace all dead white people with niggers and migrants. Social experiment on your lifes ahahahahah, they just making a fucking experiment as if you are pigs in the barn saying "strong will survive". You are not even a real person for them, just a replacable slave for monarchy

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OH FUCK YES!

Oh I know about pharma bro, but do you know that the war powers act can seize everything from pharma?

Boy.

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LADS IM COOFING SHOULD I GO CHECK MYSELF OUT?

This reeks of UK media clickbait desu.

>This is Yas Forums, so more than likely, yes.

>whamen
Shan't be watchin

So is this disease gonna get serious? These numbers aren't impressive. Not even H1N1 yet.

Thanks user. I dont trust (((infowars))) though

who the fuck uses one roll a day per person.. how many shit you take in a day?????

Nigger the Chinese have seen how you can be reinfected and its the second time round. People didn't get immune to SARS why should they get immune to SARS 2?

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newborns that are positive but don't have any symtpoms could unironically save us all.

I am convinced the secret to curing this bastard/getting a vaccine is in the children

it makes zero sense it doesnt affect them

Prolly. Dumbfuck doomer.

England invented a vaccine for it.

You are welcome world, you pathetic lumps, wastes of clay. Had you let us stay in those lands you could have achieved greatness.

Instead you're niggers.

>hospital
It's a bunch of prefab trailers connected together in rows.

Oh shit then you're in a good state full of whites. I thought you were in Detroit

That's what happens when you let feminists parade on the streets.

2020 is a good year for butterfaces