/HAVEGUNS/ SMUG THREAD

Stop responding to data collection threads.

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>shotgun
fudd guns are still guns

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It doesn't quite work like that

sell that shit and buy a new mattress you nasty mother fucker

I didn't want to have to do this but now I need to flex on you, bitch.

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well... i'm "that guy" in my town anyways. I once asked a local cop i knew what my "street name" was? He said, "i dont know about everyone else? we (cops) call you "gun boy", thats our name for you..."

You gotta sleep sooner or later

What it like having a 1 inch dick

based

>you can use a gun in self defense
>home depot guns
>getting black market guns through quarantine
imagination and cope, keep em coming eurocucks

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>Stop responding to data collection threads.

well i mean, the local cops already call me "gun boy" what MORE of a "list" could i fucking GET put on at that point...

Data mining glownigger thread, surely you people aren’t this fucking dumb

>Dutch loading
Boomer detected.

If that's legit class 3, he could buy a whole mattress factory.
Or, maybe he already owns one to be able to afford them.
Tell you what - you hit him up for drinks and snuggles, get the inside info, and report back, OK?
I'll wait right here.

>Data mining glownigger thread, surely you people aren’t this fucking dumb
wake up call? if anyone ever bought handgun legally? you are ALREADY on the "list"...

>owning a bunch of useless guns instead of 1 Romanian AK-47 with a lot of spare parts on hand
Why even bother? Have fun rummaging around for 20 different types of ammo

Still not America but you can dream

I’m fucken Gun boy!!!!!!!

You gotta walk into the spring gun sooner or later

i like to fucking PENETRATE. heavy SWC for me.

>"if someone is better armed than me then I'll just talk about their penis"
10/10 COPE

Slugs go thru anything, and i can hunt birds or anything else, simple is best imo
I got this mattress for free from a friend, believe it or not this is what it looks like after i deep cleaned it for like 3 days straight, but it doesn't bother me seeing as i usually have sheets on, no one knows my dirty mattress secret except you guys

>Hide in bushes for 3-5 days until OP leaves house
>Shoot in face from ambush position
>Loot weapons, arm 10 of my buddies
>Loot surrounding area

Good luck with that OP. Unless you have good OpSec, caches like that act as honey pots for marauders.

I just sleep on the floor, mattresses are for pussies

This guy will wake up in the dark and shoot himself in the foot thinking it's an intruder.

Imagine being nogunz. Literally the most important thing you can do to prep.

You're gonna die disarmed and helpless

>standing around outside
>play the waiting game
>pic related

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Im jelly. Aint got no gun, barely have groceries for the week, and my first son is bein born today.

I have almost 0 prep besides my gun and ammo, im fine with dying of disease or starvation but i'll be damned if some motherfucker is the one to take me out

He's going to use IRL 1337 h4x m0dz on his guns to make it OP and shoot 120mm tank rounds, ignoring the real world physics of things like weight, force, dimensions, size, etc.

Watch out senpai

That guy is fat and has nigger tattoos.

I bought the last 9mm luger ammo at the store today.

and you have noguns

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“Hey you know that guy that’s armed to the teeth and is guaranteed to always carry a minimum of three guns at any given time? I’m gonna go lurk outside of his house for a bit and try to get the jump in him and hope to Christ he doesn’t just shoot me first.”

Larp better, faggot.

>masturbating man child on his single bed

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/K/is so poozed that the kommandos needs to make a thread on Yas Forums.

Check
And
Ikr? Why are people offended by someone else owning guns?

Something tells me you sleep on that mattress with no sheets.
Get your shit together.

Remember to target liberals when raiding, raiders.
Most of them are nogunz. Always approach as if they are armed though.

best part is they always assume people with guns don't know how to place alarm sensors

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>liberals with guns
here's one
youtu.be/8Wb4r8zlxtg?t=15

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my son was born shortly after pizzagate came to light, I was depressed at first. Hes 3 and healthy and now this corona shit, im limiting our time outside to a maximum currently. guess there is always light at the end of the tunnel, I pray for you child

Are there PDFs/links for this kind of thing?
I have a massive yard

I'll trade 2 rolls of TP, 4 cans of beans, and a Snickers bar for your wife.

Bottom sheet is civilized. Top sheet is faggotry.

i think its canadian tradition for you to fuck the wife in front of the husband selling her before the transaction is complete

Try to find some of the paladin press books on k in the 8kun

plus i never asked people to be specific, this is cope-mining thread. noguns always pop up during a happening

Zmax was fucking great. After the zombie apocalypse wasn't lucrative, it became unpopular and was just V-max for a few less cpr, and as far as HD loads are concerned, V-max .223 is pretty nasty.

That's fucking great. Lmfao

man has to sleep

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sounds perfect for a 7-10" build

No you don't. That's stupid.

Ragnar Benson. You're welcome.

THESE GLOW THREADS ARE OFF THE GOOP TODAY AND YESTERDAY

This.

watch out goys its a 1337 H4ck3r