Anyone else live in the middle if nowhere surrounded by clueless normies?

>Be Mexican
>Pipes can't handle TP and clog up so you have to either dispose of shitty wipes in trashcan next to commode or live life with poopy pants

TOILET PAPER IS MANUFACTURED DOMESTICALLY FROM DOMESTICALLY SOURCED MATERIALS

IT WILL JUST KEEP COMING PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

>FROM DOMESTICALLY SOURCED MATERIALS
Source?

Has the US ever had a toilet paper shutdown? When snow storms come, people do the same thing. Do they spend the blizzard on the toilet?

>sensible people.
>mexico

fuck off this board spic

>Imagine not using a bidet
so thats why mexicans always stink like shit

Build The WALL ,because I am in the Border ready to raid your Tijuana Supermarkets!!!!!

people use toilet paper for lots of things other than shit. like blowing your nose and cooming.

toilet paper was never cleared out in any Noreaster that I could remember

TREES NIGGA

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>hating on preppers

preppers didn't fucked up the supply chain or cause scarcity since they stockpiled gradually and way before normie panic buys.

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Another faggot that didn't prep.

middle of nowhere and everyone sperged out this past monday. I paid attention in boy scouts.

australia makes literally nothing but even we make toilet paper here lol.

The spics do this at my jobsite. We installed temp toilets and they pile up the shit rags next to it. Fucking animals

Why is your English so good beaner?

People here looting everything, thank you preppers. Mugging is far easier, though.

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Lucky you. We import most of the material used for TP from Canada and China.

Only women and fags worry about TP

Its like that where I live too.

this lmao.

>Source?

How do you not know that the US produces all of its paper goods from sustainable forestation? Thousands of acres are planted to use in the future.

Look at that treasure trove

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Why do you need so much toilet paper and paper towels? I do my business with soap and water, barely use paper at all. Thank God I'm not a wasteful idiot.

Dude it's not preppers. It's anti-preppers. Preppers have basements full of Mountain House and ammo that they started buying when W was President. They are definitely not the cause of shortage.

Meh, I'm a guy and I use about 20 sheets of paper per ass wipe.

There's a big difference between pepping and hoarding. Assholes buying more toilet paper than they could use in five years is both selfish and fucking retarded.

I went to Beijing on a business trip and they literally just shit in holes then leave papertowels with shit in a dustbin. The stench was horrific and this was in there main street, train terminal. It's a wonder some super virus hasn't been created their sooner.

I knew he watched over me

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Your mom amputated your foreskin

Is it true that Mexicans don't flush their TP, they just throw it in the trash?

I live in a small town in Northern Wisconsin of 1200 people.

No one gives a shit, we don't even have a Walmart.

Old boomers still meeting at the McDonald's for their early morning meetings.

Zoomer girls still whores, don't work using welfare and child support so they good.

Zoomer guys don't smoke they dip.

30 something year old guys still gonna go to work and fuck their lungs anyway from the log yards, paper mill or welding/machine shops anyway.

Things get bad enough they will probably lynch the one black guy in town and any stray chinks that come in this summer.

OG Preppers are fine. These panicked buyers bought into the prepper meme, too. As soon as the supermarket is looted, prepper or not you'll have to do without most basic things.

You should buy all that shit and mark it up 200%+ shipping and sell the fuck out of it on ebay. You'll make more money than the cartells.

The reuse it at the dinner bucket

youtube.com/watch?v=OjTacq3oxCY

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That's panic buying. Two wholly different phenomena

Based digits.

she's already in the basement Yas Forums

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they use their hands over there so no need to buy tp

No one's that desperate. But, you might find an useful idiot who'll buy your shit.

My family does that too. I didn't know Mexicans did the same thing.

hello yes where are the proofs

Enjoy your shitty fingers and shitty butt

I don't think you realize that preppers didn't rush buy anything, because they have been ready for this for years.

Mexicans don't use toilet paper.

Panic buying is normies trying to become preppers.

when beaners have more common sense than burgers, when did the timeline skip happen

>scalping it.
who would fucking buy it from them?
they are retarded if they though they could make a buck from toilet paper.
if it ever got bad enough that you could sell it for a decent mark up it already too late lol.

>Live in Southern Wisconsin
>Literally only people that are freaking are boomers
>Zoomers joining in because retards see boomers being retards.
Tons of food left, just toilet paper and water buying.

>TOILET PAPER IS MANUFACTURED DOMESTICALLY FROM DOMESTICALLY SOURCED MATERIALS
>IT WILL JUST KEEP COMING PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

>Fucking moron thinking people are buying so they don't run out of toilet paper

It's so when the SHTF, you don't have to go out and catch the fucking virus, DIPSHIT

People from the cities are starting to come to our tiny town and clean the shelves off. Wife says lot of Johnson county plates in town today. Cocksuckers

Wash your ass in the fucking shower or get a bidet disgusting muttoid

laughs in megashits

The virus's not going anywhere either. Either you catch it and become immune or wear a mask forever.

>yesterday TP aisle was overflowing
>Trump declares national emergency today
>bread aisle, canned food aisle, and tp aisle completely cleaned out
>you could see the frightened deer look in peoples' eyes as they walk ever so slightly faster than normal

man I'ma laugh so hard when this shit is over and they just have mountains of TP stockpiled

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>it's all gone in Maine
Where are you at?

Sounds like heaven, I should move there
>Flag
Fuck

>you don't have to go out and catch the fucking virus
we are already at that point

You TP fags need more fiber in your diet. Your shits will be squeaky clean

faggot enjoy day of the rope

checked

Jump in the detox shower at the data center bunker everytime I take a shit, ok.

I'm out of the loop. Can you tell me why ffs you need toilet paper to fight corona? Do you need to smoke the toilet paper? Eat it, drink it? Just Why?

I hope you realise your mistakes before the end faggot.

oh no, what ever will they do with TP?

Is that an iowa person I've found in the wild?

will make for an interesting Halloween this year

>toilet paper ... like blowing your nose and cooming
what type of a poorfag doesn't have kleenex tissue

Real men wear diapers

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i work at a grocery store and jesus fucking christ, it may pay like shit but it sure did teach me lessons on how humans behave, first it was toilet paper, then it was cleaning supplies, and now food everyone follows the herd. the isles in my store are completely fucking destroyed by mildly overweight middle-aged people, who think they're going to fucking die tomorrow, then you have the retarded mothers bringing in their coughing troglodyte children to huge crowds of people. hour after fucking hour i get the same looks and awes at the isles when they complain how stupid people are, then the same people fucking try and sneak 8 rolls of toilet paper and 6 packs of water out the door. Just give me this fucking virus so i dont have to go work and deal with these absolute mongoloids.

NO REFUNDS, NO RETURNS, NO EXCHANGES

ALL SALES FINAL

Ozarks. bitching about KCK/Overland Park KS people coming to rural mo.

Maybe because you live in a third world shithole

People know they are supposed to prepare. However, this generation doesn’t cook so they are hoarding paper products.

At least Mr. Steinberg is making quite the shekels.

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nah, you think it's bad now.
Wait till western countries start shutting down companies in an attempt to stave off the virus, when your city begins to reach 1000 infected.

You forget, the NBA already suspended the season. This is just the start.

out of all the thing you could buy why the toilet paper?

...

Feel incredibly stupid

LEAVE SOME FOR ME DAMN IT

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I live in St Petersburg FL
These god dam NPCs bought everything paper in site including napkins at the Publix near me.

forced to learn english by dad, but learned on my own thanks to vidya and internet

Just jump in shower or spread eagle over the sink and splash your stink hole.

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I'm having Venezuela flashbacks

Whatchu gonna do about it?

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People are fucking idiots in Australia. I work on a cattle station in a tiny alpine town of ~40 people 5 hours out of Melbourne, but we have hoards of tourists driving up on the weekends to gawk at the bushfire damage at the moment.

They wander around taking photos of the charcoal, pester the girl at the local IGA to get more bogroll from out the back, and then fuck off home leaving a ton of litter behind

Based

Also in Northern WI in a slightly larger town. Home depot and Menards fully stocked with N95s and TP.

6 weeks from now when trucking and shipping have completely broken down. That will be when things get interestings

>mexicans
>sensible
lmao

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Gibs toilet paper nao. My poor dog has had to lick my asshole clean for 3 days now.

MUH PREP THREADS

It must be something boomers read on facebook or something. You see boomers act the same in every single country. It does something to their brains that all they can think of is hoarding tp.

Time to fast, bro. Holy Week's coming up.

>And my husband wouldn't let me start prepping until 2 weeks ago.

Did he lock your car keys and purse in a safe? You should've just gone

>mfw guatemalad tells mexibro he lives in the third world
>mfw Yas Forums is diverse
jej

Sell the n95s Ebay for a lot of extra money. Now is the time

womp womp

ngl when the smoke clears I'm getting a couple more cases of N95s to go in the "bunker". Have ton of cartridges for my big gear, but not enough n95s if I have to support extended family for any period of time should they find out I built this.

The hoarders are the retards. It’s basic human psychology to buy shit just because other people are buying it. A coworker of mine didn’t even know the first thing about corona virus but the first confirmed case happened in my city this morning and she just bought like three whole cases just because other people were. Humans are retards.

based and be prepared pilled

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>Elite
There's your answer, Elite is terrible, may as well buy sandpaper

This. I haven’t wiped my ass in days and the flies are starting to annoy me.

I started prepping with getting food and by the time I got to toilet paper it was all gone. luckily I have a pretty good reserve anyways.

Sorry, I missed my point. The girl at the shop saved me the last packet of single-ply because she knew I was due to do groceries. Because even though nobody local is fretting about the virus, there's herds of idiots coming through to stock up

>private property is literally theft you are stopping me and the rest of the low IQ retards waiting for mainstream media directions from surviving I literally cant even

nice to know that idiots like you are more likely to get fucked by something like this

i don't know where you live but it's the opposite of young people hoarding the toilet paper, the only young ones i see buying it buy one role. There are some that buy tons to sell it to the boomers but they make such a small minority of TP retards

I could blast right through a wad of TP with my shot. Just use a sock like a normal person.

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I fast all the time anyway. I don't eat much, never have.

That meme is going to look retarded as fuck when people see it in 3 years

Sounds like your husband is a normie faggot

I've prepped for two years.

Rotate my stock every Christmas and I donate all the canned food (usually has 6 months left)

Please tell me why I should be shot? Is it because I have actively wanted to provide for my wife and children?

It's the panicky normies you should be mad at.