LMFAO!! MUTTS DOOMED - NOW PRAYING FOR A QUICK DEATH

this timeline... horry sheit...

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>the archetypal sin on two legs
>praying to a Babylonian demon to save him
>meanwhile, Kike Pestilence wears the crown

HAHAHAHAHAHA... LOLOLOLOLOLOL... 5555555555.... wwwwwwwww.... jajajajajajajaja... HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE... XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

>this timeline = best timeline

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lol, invisible flying jews in the sky will do magic to solve corona virus

I pray everyday that more nips and gooks succumb to the virus.

lEl

Dear rabbi in the sky

We thank you for your word lord. Please help sick people get better. Thank you for sending your son who is also you to die so you donr have to torture people forever. Thank you for magic books lord like the Bible. Amen

Help me Jeebus Help me God of the Jews save me!!!

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Classy Sassy with a bit of Fags

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Just by reading these replies on here and elsewhere it looks like many have given up on god in their lives.

>kike on a stick will save me

I hope shit gets worse in the western world. we’ll all get better and we can fuck China into hot molten oblivion.

You do realize the vast majority of people believe in God right? No one cares about a bunch of fedora tipping retards.

>Greatest country on the Earth, THE LAND OF FREE
>suggests looking to God for protection

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Lol youre going to hell lmao

are you worried about losing your monopoly on stupid ass hats?

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>your son who is also you to die
Well, 'someone' didn't read the fine print...!

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It looks like there's an increase in kikes and communists trying to poison this board to me.

>god of the jews
He loves all his children, goy...

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Except the US seemed most prepared for the Wuhan, compared to other countries.

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sage

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With just a bit of faith, no sickness can touch you! You have My Word!

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only born again Christians are God's children (John 1:12; 11:52; Romans 8:16; 1 John 3:1-10). You'll be in Hell with the other kikes.

Screw the day of the rope

Day of the Sword is at hand.

CHRIST IS LORD

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May Allah protect me and all my brothers
May all of our enemies be smitten

Oh no, the jewish volcano monster is going to teleport me in lava in a story book world where dead people come back to life arrrrrgh

Keked be thy name

Christians believe in going to heaven after death, i.e eternal bliss. If that's the case wtf are they worrying about... why even wear a seat belt in the car. I swear they all posses the logical understanding of a 7 year old

kek

> day of the sword

I guess it was projection all along when christ kikes posted this pic from reddit

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You're a fucking kike dude

Lol you aint gonna be laughin lmao

lol fucking evangelicals

Lol you will experience the agony of hell in this real life before ceasing to exist indefinitely lmao

Treating spirituality as a commodity and peddling it to people is one of the most heinous sins imaginable.
It is one of the few that WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN

>vast majority of people believe in God
no -- not even close for the wider world, and not even in muttland itself

>mutt religiosity
- nigs: 79%
- spics: 67%
- crackas: 46%

>kikecucks' COPE 2020
>literally admitting that the mindless, mouth-breather masses need to be controlled with lies and placebos
>...even during a pandemic, where FACTS dictate who lives or dies
>tfw

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Dear autist, who believes strongly that words can only mean one thing, remember double slit experiment and non-duality as core functions of our Universe.
Remember that kike owned television rules over the people with falsehoods, deceit and most importantly, mockery. Do not align with that.

You will not cease to exist. You will be in eternal dark lmao lol

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I’m praying for you OP.

The Swordbringer cometh.

Prepare thine anuses.

Pray OP pray!

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Nah its way worse than that

wtf? what do they all know? this shit is not the freakin black plague

>hell with the kikes
>when the christcuck "God" is a Babylonian deamon (Malek) that was coöpted by a kike sect
>when "hell" is a degeneracy / sin obsessed kike fantasmagoria -- lit., what they themselves create on Earth and that you suffering in every day
>being THIS blind and brainwashed by Scofield's Kampf

whew

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70% of the US identifies as Christian and only 22% aren't affiliated with any religion (that doesn't make them an atheist btw). Close to 90% world wide are religious. You're absolutely retarded.

>Praying for a Virus to go away
>Not praying for your eternal soul

What the fuck is wrong with Protestantism?

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>when the christcuck "God" is a Babylonian deamon (Malek)
Just stfu and stop making yourself look stupid

Hitler was a Catholic he had priest in the Reich

>implying catholics pray for anything other than alter boy ass

Holy shit it must really sting to be called stupid by a person who believes this thing is real

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>Praying for a Virus to go away
Thats not what he is asking. The faithless are clueless.

French market?

Bravo christcucks BRAVO

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PRAY TO YOUR DEMON-GOD OF CHILD SACRIFICE, AND MUTILATE YOUR INFANTS' FORESKINS (SO THAT OUR BLACKED PORN HAS TO ENTER THE REALM OF SNUFF, JUST TO GET YOUR NUMB KNOBS OFF) -- OR, YOU WILL SUFFER A HEINOUS DEATH AT THE HANDS OF THE PLAGUE PRINCESS, CORONA(pbuh)!!

>Rabbi Shlomo Schmerly Shekelburger

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God is unironically what sets us free.

Yep

the killed my nigga hannah hayes?

Honestly who the fuck you monkeys think you are? I'm better then you at anything.