Fuck off trump

We need science not fairytales.

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Zipperhead says what?

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What is the theological explanation for viruses?

It’s, like.. a test... or something.

Based trump. How many times does prayer need to win before you degenerates learn to repent of your ways for good?

Response to rising warmongering, economic dishonesty, corruption, abortion, sexual degeneracy and disdain of all things Holy of course.

Based if we pray eventually the plague will end

what a load of horse shit. religion is the greatest hoax of all time.

And how will a virus stop those things?

A curse upon the species for wrongdoings. Given that this virus targets the elderly disproportionately, the proper religious answer is to offer them to god in some sort of mass sacrifice, as a means to appease His rage.

Even if prayer does nothing it's a moment to come together as a nation, get our priorities straight, and help one another.

Trump's critics think this pandemic will be the death of his administration - I think it will be one if our nation's finest hours

All possibilities that can manifest will over the length of the manvatara.

isn't he Jewish?

So lets get rid of fairytails like evolution.
Or real communism has never been tried.
Or Keynesian economics.
Or the idea that leaf posts have worth.

a fucking leaf fedora

So God is psychopathic?

Trying to harness meme magic, should have chosen a better date for digits

no but you’re gay mom is

hapa incel meme flags have worth?

Link? Cool op, faggot.

psychopathy is a jewish concoction

In plain English please

I'm going to kill your worthless bloodlines.

Haven't you read the old testament or quran, dude gets upset very easily. It wasn't until the new testament that scholars realized people want a softer, gentler god.

>So God is psychopathic?
I mean if you want to get biblical it's like the young people chose their jesus and now god is punishing the old for giving in to fear over restitution for their crimes against them.

Been hitting the bat ass a bit too much you filthy shill?

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I forgot school was out. thanks coronachan

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God sounds like he's a bit of a Cunt.

you'd have your chance already science

How many fedoras are in the comments?

By killing the degenerates responsible

So God is man made.

A giant dust storm nicknamed the dragon just rolled over Egypt and Israel. How is that not spiritual?

I think you have an over active imagination.

Lucifer hates humans. Satan is the god of this world (scriptural), and he’s a whiny little bitch that hates us too. Also free will. Assholes get to be assholes.

Well it won't. You seem simple minded.

God he really knows how to piss these kikes off KEK

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We was kangs!
Also, this way it's considered a hate crime in Canada to disagree with me.

just take a minute of your time and pray it's not that hard to do

When you are god will you do anything different?

That is not a theological explanation.

Can you catch Corona from eating pussy?

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Just throat cancer

science is a fairy tale

Fear brings out the worst in people, but usually there is an “oh shit” moment. That is where the divine sparks and people have a chance of not being completely selfish asses. I’ve experienced it. Pretty amazing.

>the ides of March
based

Trial and tribulation

God had the perfect plan for man, man decided to smoke, drink, fornicate and what not.
You got to learn somehow

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>shit I fucked my chances of reelection by bungling this
>UHHHH NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG FOLKS
> (wall Street pls stop melting down)
>Oh shit uhhh Q TELL THEM THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EVERYTHING IS SAFE
> (boomers pls don't turn against me)
>Aaaahh fuck it's not helping uhhhh
>CHRISTIAN RIGHT, ITS NATIONAL PRAYER DAY!
>Please vote for me I'm literally begging all of you
Fuck this faggot

Your syntax is terrible. Try again.

Religion is the wall between man and God. It’s like the opposite of God. If you hate religion, you probably have some pretty strong spiritual gifts. He loves the honest ones.

>shit I fucked my chances of reelection
Should I even keep reading after this?

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HIV is a virus, and it only kills gays, junkies, and other people god hates.

WTF I love Jesus now.

You may not prove prayers helped the cause, but you can definitely prove they didn’t hurt.

You're right, every second spent in the prayer position is one less gullible mook snatching up all the toilet paper they can fit in their crossover.

Even if you don't believe he did all he's done is try to pander to people he believes are his "core base".

>Trump's critics think this pandemic will be the death of his administration - I think it will be one if our nation's finest hours
This. Whether it's war, terror attacks, whatever people always come together in times of crisis and usually support their leaders too.
The crisis will guarantee a second term more than a good economy would have.

There's nothing wrong with what he said. He's right, people need something to put their minds at ease. You may not believe in God but the sense of unity when you see people band together for prayers may be just what you need. After all, Americans pray before meals, after all. It's a good tradition. Uncertainty is many times worse.

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you're literally a gook with no conscience

All we can do now is beg China to save us. They own and make everything use and need.

>didn't close the borders
>the wall still isn't finished
>didn't make mandatory quarantines
>interstate travel is still unabated

I'm thinking Vermine Supreme 2020

not without a fight