LIVE PD ROLLCALL (PRESHOW) - STARTS AT 8:00 PM EST LIVE PD - STARTS AT 9:00 PM EST AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT
DRINKING RULES TONIGHT: YOU MUST TAKE A SHOT EACH TIME ILLEGAL DRUGS ARE FOUND AND IF "ITS NOT MY CAR"
>What the fuck is LIVE PD? MORE THAN 30 CAMERA CREWS FOLLOW AROUND 8 POLICE DPTS IN 8 STATES AND IT'S LIVE - ALMOST ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN - COPS BE COPPIN' AND NIGS BE NOGGIN' - EVERY EPISODE IS A 90% GUARANTEED POLICE CHASE. ITS THE HIGHEST RATED TRUE CRIME SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW.
>Hurr durr it's not actually live CONFIRMED FOR LESS THAN 15 MINUTE DELAY - JUST ENOUGH TIME TO BLEEP WORDS AND CUT THE FEED IF A NOG GETS TURNED INTO SWISS CHEESE. ITS AS LIVE AS A SHOW LIKE THIS CAN POSSIBLY BE ON NETWORK TV.
>Why is this on Yas Forums? WHO LIKES TO DISCUSS LAW & ORDER AND WATCH ANIMALS GET MANHANDLED BY ZOOKEEPERS MORE THAN US? THIS IS Yas Forums RELATED B/C LAW AND ORDER IS INHERENTLY POLITICAL
>What Channel? A&E NETWORK - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU ARE TOO JEWISH TO HAVE NETWORK TELEVISION.
COMFY TIER STREAMS HOSTED BY ANONSrabb.it /COCKBALLSLAMMER 2019 BINGO CARDSmfbc.us /m /y3rprp >LEGACY BINGO CARDSmfbc.us /m /ftdynb
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March 14, 2020 - 00:51
TONIGHTS LINE UP
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March 14, 2020 - 00:52
Are we going to see fights over toilet paper tonight?
March 14, 2020 - 00:53
Jerod Lum looks like a coomer
March 14, 2020 - 00:55
Tonights episode will be a good barometer to how the general public responded to the National State of Chink Virus Emergency.
March 14, 2020 - 00:56
He must coom then consoom
March 14, 2020 - 00:56
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March 14, 2020 - 00:57
unironically a possibility.
March 14, 2020 - 00:57
It's starting in a couple minutes, right?
March 14, 2020 - 00:57
This better be a good show. Last two weekends have been shit.
March 14, 2020 - 00:59
I guess america is on summer time already then
March 14, 2020 - 01:00
>Came to this country to be in a rap video Checks out Thanks Obama!
March 14, 2020 - 01:01
It is the night.
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March 14, 2020 - 01:01
This nigga stole a Lowe's
March 14, 2020 - 01:02
i hope they ventilate some niggers in gas masks
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March 14, 2020 - 01:03
ABSOLUTETY NO EXCUSE for this week not being loaded with feral nogs. NOTHING else is on, no sportsball, nothing. If Dan the Jew doesn't deliver I swear to god...
March 14, 2020 - 01:05
Wait someone punched Dan last week?
March 14, 2020 - 01:05
My butt itches.
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March 14, 2020 - 01:05
FRENS! Who here /comfy/?
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March 14, 2020 - 01:05
Cop man Marshall punched Dan
March 14, 2020 - 01:06
2bh i could be better i have a massive shit coming on but it's not quite ready to exit yet
the farts really are something
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March 14, 2020 - 01:07
>it's for my job THAT NIGGER IS LYING
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March 14, 2020 - 01:07
>State of emergency declared >all stores out of toilet paper Finally, a Friday the 13th happening
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March 14, 2020 - 01:08
Based Richland in 1st segment... this episode could have potential
March 14, 2020 - 01:08
Getting /comfy/ here fren
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March 14, 2020 - 01:09
we all /quarantine/ now
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March 14, 2020 - 01:09
i wouldn't mind sticking it in Emily's shitter
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March 14, 2020 - 01:09
Kneegrows taking acid now???
March 14, 2020 - 01:09
Niggers are being delivered.
March 14, 2020 - 01:10
>My butt itches.
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March 14, 2020 - 01:10
lmao two hits of acid. what a bust
March 14, 2020 - 01:10
What do you mean by this?
March 14, 2020 - 01:10
ACID IS DANGEROUS WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEE
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March 14, 2020 - 01:11
Kek has decided it to be so
March 14, 2020 - 01:11
>we all /quarantine/ now that's a special kind of comfy
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March 14, 2020 - 01:11
Sticking with what my man?
March 14, 2020 - 01:11
I had to read what you wrote three fucking times, because somehow the first two times I read it, I read Jared Leno, and then look at the roster and couldn't find Jared Leno.
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March 14, 2020 - 01:12
How disappointed is Danny Brown that it wasn't weed?
March 14, 2020 - 01:12
Live PD will be the only TV show left after the nationwide quarantine
March 14, 2020 - 01:13
Rice in the microwave, bout to cook up some salmon and mixed veggies, the finest boxed sauvignon blanc on tap.
March 14, 2020 - 01:13
>cocks What she mean by that tshirt?
March 14, 2020 - 01:13
>WHERE ARE PARSLEY & THYME?
March 14, 2020 - 01:13
it's street speak for taking her out for a nice dinner and a movie
March 14, 2020 - 01:13
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March 14, 2020 - 01:13
That's good, plenty of open space. Good luck!
March 14, 2020 - 01:14
ill never understand while you 2 digit iq idiots watch this stupidity and glorify these tyrants. >hey cletus lets watch the boys in blue violate our god given rights for fun!
March 14, 2020 - 01:14
I bet she touches those dogs in their bathing suit area.
March 14, 2020 - 01:14
stop talking about cocks Dan, you kike pervert
March 14, 2020 - 01:14
gay hippie nigger likes his drugs
March 14, 2020 - 01:14
>No no no >I don't do that
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March 14, 2020 - 01:15
if that's why you think Yas Forums watches LivePD, you're missing the point
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March 14, 2020 - 01:15
Fucking kill all faggots.
March 14, 2020 - 01:15
>the crack sent my blood pressure up
his doctor ought to have warned him about smoking crack if he has high blood pressure, everyone knows you avoid lots of sodium and crack
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March 14, 2020 - 01:16
Gay Nig smokes crack and drops acid and wonders why his blood pressure is high...
March 14, 2020 - 01:16
>Nail polish remover What drug is it?
March 14, 2020 - 01:16
>you smoked crack and weed at the same time great sound clip
March 14, 2020 - 01:16
>the finest boxed sauvignon blanc on tap ah, the finer things
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March 14, 2020 - 01:16
Hi guise
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March 14, 2020 - 01:16
Crack, bring down the black race since ever.
March 14, 2020 - 01:17
>smoking crack and weed at the same time we got a badass over here
March 14, 2020 - 01:17
Y-you too...
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March 14, 2020 - 01:18
>Gentry >Hampton >Whetstone
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March 14, 2020 - 01:18
Do you believe him Yas Forums?
March 14, 2020 - 01:18
that and the impulsive chimp brain
March 14, 2020 - 01:18
THE COMBINATION MADE MY EYES BLEED
March 14, 2020 - 01:19
that stick shit is really fucking dangerous
March 14, 2020 - 01:19
>2 digit iq I wish. My iq is only 1.7
March 14, 2020 - 01:19
USA is the best country in the world!
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March 14, 2020 - 01:20
Nogs are always frying their brains on something desu.
March 14, 2020 - 01:20
>Running from police >See camera crew on side of road >Evade stop sticks Poetry
March 14, 2020 - 01:20
Based center cursor helicopter view.
March 14, 2020 - 01:20
>black male with tan pants
obama
March 14, 2020 - 01:21
Those are some fancy homes for Florida
March 14, 2020 - 01:22
>multiple nigger criminals in a single episode wtf when did LIVE PD get based again?
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March 14, 2020 - 01:22
>be nigger >try to go to school >suddenly a massive manhunt with drones and dozens of police chasing me america is sad desu......
March 14, 2020 - 01:22
Surprise Surprise. It was a nigger
March 14, 2020 - 01:22
They don’t have any sportsball to watch
March 14, 2020 - 01:23
whites run more than blacks per fbi
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March 14, 2020 - 01:23
He was so close too in getting his life turned around.
March 14, 2020 - 01:23
But commits the most crime?
March 14, 2020 - 01:24
Pomona. They’ll just let them go
March 14, 2020 - 01:24
Wow we’re even way past the 9:19 break and showing more nigs... Dan is switching it up tonight
March 14, 2020 - 01:24
This IS sportsball now. A&E is going to make a shitload of money if they keep this going.
March 14, 2020 - 01:25
SHITBULL LOOSE IN THE YARD
March 14, 2020 - 01:25
Not seeing it in the UCR...only seeing blacks
March 14, 2020 - 01:25
Was going to church to pray.
March 14, 2020 - 01:25
One cop has an aryan haircut, nice
March 14, 2020 - 01:25
>They don’t have any sportsball to watch This could get... interesting.
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March 14, 2020 - 01:25
puffy pussy
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March 14, 2020 - 01:26
He was an aspiring rapper
March 14, 2020 - 01:27
They will if they keep it full of niggers. /oursportsball/
March 14, 2020 - 01:27
>no nigger ball They're going to go literally apeshit
March 14, 2020 - 01:27
Friday the 13th episode. Surely it won't be bad...
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March 14, 2020 - 01:28
>Conor McGregor stanning for American Cops
lol
March 14, 2020 - 01:28
Asian's faces are such a dealbreaker to me. Even the hottest ones look like downs syndrome children
March 14, 2020 - 01:28
>leave mcgregor to me
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